Janet Street-Porter - Life's Too F***ing Short

[Tiwaking]

What has huge teeth and only one facial expression?

[sweets5153]

Hi I agree it is. Also its too effing short for worrying.

[MyChannelYouDickhead]

I love Janet so much! She is so funny and down to earth. She is what makes Loose Women so good!

[themachman19691]

born with a silver spoon in her f...ing mouth!

[thebigdawg61]

i'd hit it.......with a stick

[tomason33]

She's a riot! Yeah, I'll have to get that book.

[junysaerus]

i think people who took the piss out of her has made her like this and i dont blame her for speaking her mind nobodys perfect junysawrus

[telamonian10]

If life is to short to talk to boring people then why am I listening to you?!

[The096757]

ANOTHER UGLY JEW DYKE WHO SHOULD BE GASSED.

[ChaChinnngK]

@The096757 Treat your two braincells first

[yan2007yan]

I have a feeling of nausea everytime i hear her talking

[snakeeyesss11]

You know about depression you need to be shot Janet Street-Porter and jump on

[msanniemc]

Her accent could make metal rust.

[ConfusedSponge]

@msanniemc would take her accent than any geordie's

[msanniemc]

@ConfusedSponge Like mine, you mean?

[ConfusedSponge]

@msanniemc you're a geordie?

[jakefreedman22]

eff what you all say. I think she's effing brilliant haha.

[bedcrumbsmusic]

Life's too fucking short to read this mouthy cunt's book.

[gloomyvegan]

This woman is an absolute imbecile.

[gethinj]

Dyma gaseg hyll ddigwilydd. Mae llais yn codi cyfog ar ddyn. Ellyll hyll.

[Indigogoes]

wel.... gordon ramsey gets paid alot for cooking like himself. soooooo he's doing pretty well with his short time. also you dont look effing brilliant.

[Screamingj]

I don't care what people say, I love this woman. And she's right! Life's too fucking short.

[grobo11]

I bet shes one of those women that 'IF' she had a daighter she'd go round saying 'we look like sisters'. You know middle age or old people who try to connect with kids by using swear words like her by continusley saying 'effing' instead of FUCK.

[ianp5uk]

Ooh what an awful woman wish I hadn't given any time to this. Someone put an effing sack over her head before I vomit

[homer151]

My best cooking tip is one were you press and ping eat

[whitenightf3]

Are you still living in Brick Lane?

[agplyler]

wow. she's like the American redneck of the British society.

[thecrazygerbil]

I hardly think a British redneck would attain the level of success that Janet has. Newspaper editor for the Guardian, BBC producer, director, writer etc. Not to be sniffed at.

[grandmastercash2009]

sniff sniff.

[GoldenOldies60and70s]

Life's too fucking short to listen to a pompous bitch like...Well you! CHEF Gordon Ramsay is a five star outstanding chef who knows his stuff. He may be crude to individuals in the culinary trade trying to motivate them to be all you can be, like a drill sergeant, but he means well! After all, food critics and celebrities expect only the best! I would be honored to be told to FUCK OFF OUT OF MY KITCHEN by Chef Ramsay!!!

[NielsShoe]

So shes writen a book on how not to use peoples advice?

[benbarrow]

life's too f'ing short to listen to this intolerable woman...

[Mariobrofromgametalk]

i didnt know chrissie hynde was an author..... im just kidding it was a sick joke both nice women when they need to be

[lebidiswa]

Yeurchh! This monstrosity has recently been advocating the eating of veal. Look at a veal calf, then look at this... FUCKUP! and decide for youself which of them is the world better off without.

[alsum501]

Is life too fuckin' short to sort out your buck fuckin' teeth Jannet?

[powwow67]

Thank god janet is back at the independent on sunday;s where have you been girl? have missed you A...xx

[mjtts]

ocking?

love her!

[flyhead2]

I love her, at my peril.

[jun7per]

Janet is so cool. Just love her. She is so honest and funny. No wonder she stays so young.

[meercat101]

I don't know why her voice is the most annoying... what about jane horrocks (life is sweet and little voice)

[Tarzybabyxx]

shes doesn't fucking look brilliant :S

[HdotKKing]

i reali hate her voice:@

[xxxJ0Exxx]

everyone does, 8 of of 10 cats ;)

[Athatchica]

Even without 8 out of 10 cats, I'm inclined to agree o_o

[ixc7]

Bought it, read it, it is f-ing brilliant!

Such an intelligent woman, wish more people were like her.

Love her!!

[SC1089]

This woman hates fat people. Therefore she is awesome.

Oh how great the world would be without fat people.

[pe1poot]

hey man thats offensive!

[dootch2008]

What an ugly bitch. She looks and sounds awful. She should learn to speak the queens english not sound like a blocked toilet. I wouldnt give her a second glance if she was pushing buttons behind a supermarket checkout.

[quadrilleusa]

Life's Too F***ing Short will be available in the US in March from Quadrille Publishing for $18.95.

[JessicaSophiaC]

I bought the book and for the most part, I like it. Her chapter on the work place makes her come across as a bit of a ball buster, but on the whole, it's a pretty decent read.

[UtahMaximus]

she is mad, evil & heartless

[CHOCCYDAZZLE]

Your book Sounds great

Just saw you talking about it on Paul's show just now

Will get it this week~it should be a good read

[MrSoprano0125]

Life's too f**king short to read your crappy book!

[Adeliziax]

Too deep for you ?

[MrSoprano0125]

Nope! it's a joke I made up! And she's says "who would want to cook like Gordon Ramsey?"

He owns like several resturant. Some successful and some which has closed down! (Hey! You win some, you lose some! Nobody's perfect) I like to see the goofy Cockney dumb bitch owning a resturantan cookin food! Singing "For he's a jolly good fella!" and seeing her resturant in ruins! That would make me laugh! LOL!!!

[Adeliziax]

ADHD ?

[MrSoprano0125]

What does that mean? (Yeah I know! Yo're gonna cal me a noob!)

[lidiapsb]

congratulations janet for the book!!! write another of how to have a relation with a famous man and make the rest to believe it is just a friend...a gay friend.