Red State Update: Mitt Romney's Dog

[HowardFair]

Awww sheeeitt!!

[BryanKalentek]

"I didn't know there was any problem with that in terms of the law." -Mitt Romney in Fox News interview RonPaul2012!

[rondickles]

OBAMA 2012

[RushLimborg]

Gotta love how Jackie and Dunlap start psychoanalyzing dogs!

And the Jeff Foxworthy-type joke--awesome!

[mattsnow81]

What a bastard! I am trying to picture Ron Paul strapping his dog on the rooftop of his car... Impossible! But funny

[shanecfer]

Mitt needs mittens

[kjlkjl]

Romney isn't Reagan, he's Bush: a businessman turned governor with no other political experience; a conservative-come-lately with no foreign policy credentials. PLEASE LETS NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE.

NO MITT

[hooahjared]

kjlkjl - Your statement is the first legitimate argument against Romney I've read. I had gotten sick of the Dog statement, the "was pro-choice" argument and most of all the "Mormon Issue".

I was Pro-Mitt, but I can still appreciate a good point when I read it, and yours was a valid point.

[wdwrightii]

Who wants a life time politician running the country. Not I! We need a President who knows how to get things done, who knows how to lead. It is also extrememly important that the person is honest and moral. Mitt 2012.

[arabe45]

i dont like Mitt, i think democrats will win White House. Iraq war must stop. Sutupid americans, stop the wars!

[nitrohuffer1320]

stupid arabs, stop making war necessary.

you blow up innocent people, then we blow up innocent people.

you stop, we stop. its that simple.

[jasonstihl]

Just becaue Mitt Romney's son's aren't serving in the military doesn't make them bad people that would make many people "Bad" people.

[PrincessBailee]

Ha! Ha! I forgot to laugh!! You must have got your information about the Mormons from the Huckabee campaign! Why don't you ask a Mormon what they believe before you start rattling off about something you know nothing about!!

[chewbaca1989]

Funny, reminds of Hee-haw.

[toddytee11]

Now thats some funny "shit"..HA

[sandiegoecho]

"When voters, particularly in the South, are asked to identify candidates that they would not support for president under any circumstances, Romney leads the list. Romney is rejected as a potential presidential candidate in this type polling more often than other polarizing figures such as Rudy Giuliani. It has become increasingly clear that many conservative voters will not support ... a Mormon."

Martin Frost, Fox News Monday, October 29, 2007

Now we know it's really all about dog sh-t!

[samick225]

I would hope that the south could get beyond their bigotry. Given the chance to vote between a Mormon and a Black I wonder if the south would try to seceede from the Union again. Get over it. You're a bigot because you are continuing to propagate negative advertisement against Mitt, because he is a Mormon. Get over it.

[geargemartin]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

[tennjam]

How many southerners do you actually know -- or do you just get your information from stereotypes?

Are you aware that Oregon, (in case you can't find it on a map, it's just about as far from the South as you can get) was a "sunset" state until the 1930s? What that means is that the government posted signs in towns across the state, saying "N-----, don't let the sun set on you in this town."

So check real history before you throw around words like bigot, you ignorant hypocrite.

[ymp5000]

pqaded and daily crow (probably one in the same) exibit a total lack of a working knowledge of their political opponents,a total lack of faith in their neighbor and are no doubt about as dumb as a box of rocks.hows that for empathetic savviness?

[ApplePieSoda]

Picante sauce and Jack Daniels shooter.

[dodgerman88]

These Guy's are awesome!

[angie8675309]

y'all are hillarious!

[alansready]

mitt is the prettiest presidential canidate we have ever had

but ron paul would make the best president

[sharonafox1]

You guys are the greatest!

I laughed so hard I pooped myself out!

[dailycrow]

Savviness! Deep down, that's what conservatives believe in and actually do believe in— their own savviness and the savviness of certain others (including canidates like Mitt Romney) In politics, they believe, it's better to be savvy than it is to be honest or correct on the facts. It's better to be savvy than it is to be just, good, fair, decent, strictly lawful, civilized, sincere or humane. Ha! to be savvy htey understand they can never admit this traits. Faith and Patriotism is savvy!

[pgadeb]

Sociopath: Central to identifying individuals exhibiting characteristics of the disorder is that they appear to experience a limited range of human emotions. This can explain their lack of empathy for the suffering of others, since they cannot experience the emotion associated with either empathy or suffering. Diagnostic criteria #7: Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another

[cxjr25]

I am not voting for someone because they took their dog on vacation instead of leaving them alone at home. This is a very important issue for the president....this is sarcasm folks.... WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?!?

[geogenchur]

You gottta dilute while they poot it.

[griffy2007]

You guys are hysterical. I've seen a few of these already. I was drawn in by Dunlap- he looks a lot like my brother I had to do a double take! LOL

[kewpiesbadhairday]

pathx21x, thanks for sharing like sentiments.......we need a pesident who can lead us out of this horrible scenario, not another idiot.

[westphalianprinz]

His dog wouldn't have shit on his car, if he'd put in the back seat in a secure kennel and stopped every couple of hours to let it walk. You know they feel the bearing down pains-- just like us. Dogs like to stick their heads of windows because they like to have lots of smells entering their nose at once. You shouldn't do it, because they will get all sorts of nastiness in their eyes.

[pathx21x]

Mitt Romney got excused for the Viet Nam war. Like one might be excused from P.E. or maybe a trip to the zoo in grade school. He had the Mormon church step in to save is little wimpy ass from serving his country. Now he is supposed to lead men and women into battle? I don't care if Mr. Romney is Mormon, Baptists, or some other religion. What I am see everday with him is he is not a man of principal or doesn't have a solid unyeilding belief in anything not even the Mormon Church.

[Morghost]

The truth is his draft number was 300 or so, and they only drafted up to around 250. It's a non-issue as far as I'm concerned.

[LotSix66]

Potty-humour IS awesome!

[mmcattle]

love rednecks..goatman

[bmiller0000]

i like beer, too

[FutureKill0]

Why didn't Jackie get upset when Dunnlapp cursed or said any thing vulgar?

[wlw31967]

didn`t bush senior puke in Japan?

[igrgrgslnj]

are all those cans and bottles empty?

[Workinman101]

PETA is like POLITCIANS, Lots "O" Promise and struggle,, with a free cash flow. Why believe either one of them,,, Both Full Of Shit,,, Here'''' Steal My Money... WTF

[DCxxRay]

Why is there always one bottle out of place? Steak sauce with JD and Budweiser?

[adamrfox]

Dilute it as they poot it! Awesome. Still laughing at that one! You guys rock!

[cloclo902003]

my favourite redstaters! dilute it as the poot is. utter genius!

[Manfi123]

'Dilute it as they poot it' LOL!

[Nectarothegods]

Duck Dunlap-I hear Geese!!!

[blackturtleus]

Don't forget George Bush One! He had broccoli. But Carter (peanuts), Reagan (jellybeans), and Bush I (broccoli) all at least had edible items associated with them... so I guess that's a good reason NOT to vote for Romney!!!

[glenndudboy]

Potty humour is awesome- you guys are the best - very funny !

[DrBones666]

Next he'll be tying his wives to the top of the car.

[jx14aby]

you guys kill me!

[messabout1]

What part of Sand mountain are you boys from anyway?

[csason]

Jackie..Please run for President, or at least Fred's running mate. K ? k.. thanks..

Dogs like to smell other dogs really fast by hangin their heads out.

[jx14aby]

i need jackie's last name so i can write it in.

[murderousinnocence]

Jackie Broyles! Watch some of the other episodes.

[jx14aby]

B-r-o-y--l-e-s. Thanks. Jackie's my man!

[RedneckCasanova]

Y'all rock! Keep up the good work!

[hollytoo]

don't wear fur, here's my ass...hahahahahahahaha

[OnlineMaven]

"BJ talk in the national discourse" & "Jim Lehrer" I'm LMAO!!!

[mmcattle]

...god bless rednecks..goatman

[WileyCoyote69]

Well god bless FICTIONAL rednecks. :lol

[Workinman101]

"5" Five Stars from me guys. Iv'e watched every damn on off your vids... You Rock with Truth :-)

[DrKrentist]

There's a bottle of Worcestershire sauce on the table.

[mrcomedymrblogger]

*always

[mrcomedymrblogger]

deloot as they poop it lmao graet vid as all anthore 5 stars

[Ryan85WVU]

I strap my dog on top of my car all the time, so whats the big deal? I mean it doesn't mind, but that's probably because its been dead for 3 months.

[Messbot]

lol dilute it as ya..........

[HELLFIRE8282]

where's your confederate flag?

[JoeShmoe65]

Awesome!

[JoshsGemini]

Jackie if you like Ol' Billy Bush, you should get some of his old Billy beer cans in front of you.

[JeanC38]

hehehehehehe

[RogCBrand]

If Jackie decides to actually run for president, he'll probably strap Dunlap to the roof of his truck when campaigning!

: )

[britethorn]

I'm speechless, gentlemen! Brilliant! And I agree with you that this will kill his candidacy.

[jx14aby]

i have no idea what they're talking about, but it can't be good for anybody to be wiping shit off their car.

[GildersleeveDB]

PETA does porn??

[1DRock37167]

Yalls killin me! Love it!

[Mum2Ana]

funny - can you comment of Gore's son and his speeding/drug charges!?

[snakex3]

Nothing funny about that. Al Gore invented the water pipe. He didn't use it, but he had Bill Clinton test it out, but he didn't inhale.

[cujothekitten]

LOL @ Mitt