Portal 2 - Wheatley convincing you to jump down the pit

[conochi1]

Master Chief wouldn't need as much convincing. :P

[narutoavatar19]

i would have jumped in if he offered cake.

[johannbuboy]

Your parents, the escape elevator, the jumpsuit made from France, the knapsack you dropped and a pony farm. If I want to go to Equestria I should jump down there. Or not!

[videogamenostalgia]

Your landing is cushioned by Gaben who's busy working on Half Life Two: Episode 3, but doing so would mean that you would have seen the game's development, which is punishable by death, so the designers jus thought it'd be simpler to kill you for jumping down.

[PootisGuy123]

"there's a pony farm down there :D"

*jumps down pit*

[KillerCroconaw]

"Oh, and do get this... Portal 3 is down there!!!"

Me: YEAHHHHHH *jump*

[emporer15]

@KillerCroconaw Who wouldn't? 

[AnvilPro100]

I did this like 5 times before i realized i have to go through the walkway

[ababadoobe1]

PONY FARM?!

JUMPJUMPJUMPJUMPJUMP!!!!!!!!

[vgman94]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLADOS SERIOUSLY called Chell BRAIN DAMAGED! Not joking, she seriously felt Chell had brain damage!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

[EpicFighter12345]

the part were he said pony farm made me jump in XD

[LMAO2988]

im a pit and i find this offensive

[Pokeavastar]

DUDE YOU MORON THERE WAS PONY DOWN THERE!!!

[peepsbates]

he had me at pony farm

[Ashnazgul15]

So....where's the pony farm?

[Vire70]

Rofl. The dialogue in this game was so good.

[turreu]

Lmao

[guillaumecic]

GLaDOS:This is the part where he kills us.

Wheatly:This is the part where i kill you.

Chapiter:The part where he kill you.

Achievement:The part where he kill you.

Song:The part where he kill you.

You:FFFFUUUU...

[SuperMarioDemon]

He had me at ponies.

[BWS777unlucky]

"A pony farm!" One of the 2 proof that Gabe Newell is a brony,and the first one,I have the screenshot of Gabe Newell is holding iPad with MLP,why does everyone like that show!?

[StudentOfCelestia]

@BWS777unlucky Try it if you truly want to know.

[PCSoftware]

The three portal device!

[MrGamernerd24]

thumbs up if you think wheatly should've said the companion cube was down there.

[gatedude07]

So, if your mom is down there, and the boy band hasn't seen a woman in years, does that mean your mom isn't a woman?

[DrugMan24]

@gatedude07 HAHA thats hilarious now that you mentioned

[Ddog3657]

Show that pit who's boss!

[rroollaaff]

So...many...ACHIEVABLES!!!

[Adventchurr0]

Jumping in the pit isn't worth it. Wheatley didn't say there was cake in the pit.

[Invisibool]

Chell's parents, depending on what theories you believe, are probably dead, and Wheatley tries to convince you to jump into said deadly pit.

"So jump on down and reunite with mommy and daddy" ._. umm...

[JetTheHawk100]

I just jumped on one top of one of the spike walls and he said..."Oh. Wow.I didnt think that was going to work. " XD

[Jonboy3787]

would the third portal of the 3 portal gun send you out a random portal or would it lead somewhere?

[KHnarutoDN]

Achivement Unlocked! :D

[GuyWithChainsaw]

Portal: cake is a lie ...  Portal 2: parents, escape elevator, jumpsuit, new portal device, yacht, boys, boys band, pony farm is a lie

[imgonnagetbanned]

What I don't understand, is that if you have the long-fall boots on, wouldn't you theoretically survive?

[xSkullNinja]

@imgonnagetbanned The ponies from the farm eat you :)

[TheSilverAce]

@imgonnagetbanned Yeah, he wasn't lying about the ponies. They chase you around and try to cut out your kidneys.

[PopeBarley]

@imgonnagetbanned Presumably falling down the shaft would delay Chell getting to Wheatley to the point the destruction of the lab would be inevitable, so even though you don't die from the fall, the imminent explosion would make death a forgone conclusion.

[lobsteros]

@imgonnagetbanned It's bottomless. She would die of starvation.

[moon77123]

if you jump you get an achievment

[1999hundred]

I'm jumping in since he's KILLING ME WITH HIS BORING TALKING!!!

[scratchyoshi]

He should've said "The companion cube is down there!!". I would've jumped right in! XD

[NeonBio491]

you would have survived the jump just died of starvation or the explosion that would have occured

[sakuraban96]

I was waiting for him to pull a GLaDOS and say that there's cake at the bottom of the pit.

[TheMarioMan1]

You really do have brain damage don't you? Go back! "Okay!" *walks and trips* Wheatley isn't the biggest moron after all...

[trickydoughnut]

2:00- A pony farm.

[jariroth]

How the heck would a three portal device work?

[stargater94]

@jariroth I imagine it doesnt...

[scratchyoshi]

@jariroth But there IS a four portal device... XD

[Blueskysummer7]

The my little ponies are down there.

[UltimateForceGamer]

Stephen Merchant is soooo funny as wheatley

[Chayraz2]

Wheatley:"..and ah! a boy band as well! that haven't seen a woman in years. and they're not picky at all."

Chell: :D

Wheatley: "yup, it's Mcfly!"

Chell: D:<

[TheShinyNinetales]

Wheatley: Will you just jump into that deadly pit for me?

Chell: Why should I?

Wheatley: Oh well...there's....boys and...a new jumpsuit...and your real parents...and....

Chell: Boring. Got anything else cuz if not, I'm leaving.

Wheatley: Well...uh...the companion cube is-

Chell: *GASP* COMPANION CUBE?! *jumps* I'M COMING CUBEY!!!

[Frohstaruus]

Thanks for the annoying annotation.

[xSkullNinja]

@Frohstaruus How about disabling it.

[holyhandgrenade999]

Wheatley: So there's a new jumpsuit down there, and...a boy band...and a pony farm...

Chell: Yeah, right.

Wheatley: Oh! And there's also an achievement for jumping in the pit!

Chell: Really? Cool! *jumps*

[CreatMind]

the pony farm is a lie.

[N09357]

So the portal 2 dlc is going to be "Chell's adventure at the pony farm".

[Arexion5293]

"L-l-l-look at you hacker. P-p-pathetic creature, meat and bones. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

I would've jumped immediately if he had said that.

[doggirlLOLZ]

ALL THAT AND A PONY FARM!*Jumps down*YAAAAAAAY.........THERES NO PONY FARM!!!!>:(

[DefendedHomestand]

Wheatley convinced me to get an achievement. Good enough for me. 

[TheRandomBox100]

not seen a woman in years? they found the backstreet boys!!

[ShadowGlove84]

So, with all that, DEAL OR NO DEAL.

[tommapar88]

If he said: "Would you kindly jump into that pit?" I would have done it

[Celestialbeing21]

@tommapar88 your comment needs more thumbs up. I also loved the part where he tried to bribe the player with ponies. Confound those damn ponies, they drive me to vomit with rainbows.

[Stingray7667]

@tommapar88 is that a bioshock reference? lol

[Rixtm27]

@tommapar88 THIS. YES.

[macic666dp]

Wait... you have the long fall boots.

Couldn't you survive the fall?

I mean the pit has to have a end, doesn't it?

[9ralien9]

@macic666dp Not really, if they have portalsit could be one big portal down there, that leads to a terminal velocity

[Thisisforvortex]

@macic666dp especially since you fel from the higest place in aperture science to possibly the lowest at the part where he take over glados

[macic666dp]

@Thisisforvortex Yeah, but i guess it would ruin the story too.

I mean, Valve wouldn't expand it that much.

[NazoTheFox]

You know, all those things Wheatley says, trying to persuade you to jump, I'm just surprised he didn't mention cake. I would've jump down as soon as I heard 'There's also cake down there'. Unfortunately, he didn't say it >_>

Still a great game though :)

[EdEOtt]

After all of those offers, I jumped down there my first time through.

Imagine my rage when I found out I was lied to. Again!

[DarkDialga416]

Potato GLaDOS: I thik this is the part where he kills us!

Wheatley: Hello! This is the part where I kill you!

CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

Trophy Earned! The part where he kills you.

[DeCans1999]

@DarkDialga416 Exactly what i said about that, I also said at the ending where you shoot the portal at the moon and im like, HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEND, trophy unlocked (forgot the name) description: That Just Happened

[KaibaGirl88]

@DeCans1999 Trophy unlocked : LUNACY. That just happened.

:3

[Wolfina2]

@DarkDialga416 They wanted to make sure you knew what was happening

[LazyxLisa]

@DarkDialga416 The song is also called The part where he kills you.

[missklc]

hahaha I came back for the achievement, but I didn't hang around and listen to him talk. Awesome. so awesome.

[NgTuCkEr64360]

NO SPOILER ALERT WTF!!

[RupertAndCheese]

@NgTuCkEr64360 WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? NOT SPOILERS? Even stuff from early in the game is a spoiler, so shove it up your ass and use a little discretion.

[rugdg13]

a boy band AND a PONY!?! count me in! *jumps*

[Switzer2007]

wow spoilers... thanks for the warning -.-

[RupertAndCheese]

@Switzer2007 Even stuff from the very start of the game is a spoiler, so maybe you should just not be an idiot and use a little discretion. And, you know, CLOSE THE VIDEO AS SOON AS YOU DON'T RECOGNISE STUFF!

[ScorpionCore]

xD

[Wyatt19961212]

lmao

[Pikman01]

LP of Portal 2 plz? :D

[scooter3790]

So where your parents there with the other stuff?

[maribakumon]

wtf, why does wheatley try to kill you here? and why is GLaDOS trying to help you there? sorry but I don't have portal2... yet...

[ChaosBW]

@maribakumon wheatley is the final boss of the game, GLaDOS helps you defeat him by putting a portal on the moon which sucks him away and the you and the companion cube are released outside.

THE END.

[RupertAndCheese]

@ChaosBW Actually YOU make the portal on the moon, Glados doesn't do it.

[xSkullNinja]

@RupertAndCheese Which also is the epicest scene in any game ever.

[RupertAndCheese]

@xSkullNinja It was pretty amazing.

Moon rocks do make a great portal conductor after all!

[ChaosBW]

@RupertAndCheese cool