Me And My Dick Act 2 Part 3

[MsB2Z]

"Yeeeahhhhhh"

I'm having flashbacks to AVPS

[Bumblebeebella1]

"The President of the United states even needs permission!" That awkward moment when an ad pops up beside the video that says, "Barack Obama needs your help"..........

[PigfartsForever]

And the sun is blocked out by dicks...

Best. Line. EVER.

xD

[PigfartsForever]

And the sun is blocked out by dicks...

Best. Line. EVER.

xD

[soooyeahhh]

SET YO WATCH

[thevpq]

Anyone notice the avps reference: "little d"?

[gleek4jesseandblaine]

@jewbagel0809 lol I noticed that too :D

[JaigeVlog]

@SupernaturalBaby08

YES ! :D

[JaigeVlog]

does this remind anyone else of the lion king a little ? :L

[SupernaturalBaby08]

@JaigeVlog You mean like with Timon and Pumbaa introducing Simba to Hakuna Matata? :D

[IntrepidDare]

I missed the like button and hit my dick.

[gabeally]

"He got cut off in a sex change!" I frikkin died during that line.

[SkyViolets38]

The PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES cain't even order down for some pussy, or else he gon' get im-peached.

[shellywuvsyou]

I'm going to play a drinking game with the word "Pussy" in this part.

[jewbagel0809]

first "yeah" was voldemort

second "yeah" was umbridge

[MeganMindlessxox]

"and the sun is blocked out by dicks."

IM FUCKING DYING.

[2cookiesncream1]

Dicks on skateboards.  Sounds like my town :/

[ARandomWorld]

Can you imagine a drinking game with this play? 1 shot for every time they say "pussy". *would die*

[Sammieantha95]

I wonder if anyone has tried counting how many times they say "pussy" in this. XD

[superglueisfun]

@Sammieantha95 i counted 50



[Sammieantha95]

@superglueisfun I tried counting.. Then I lost count half-way through.

[StarshipRanger1013]

@Sammieantha95 I did. They said "pussy" exactly 39 times. (It was a fun thing to count!) XD

[Sammieantha95]

I do believe we need more Arielle Goldman in Starkid productions. She is so halarious.

[Sammieantha95]

@Sammieantha95 **Hilarious**

[honeycomb97]

starkids and gleeks shouldn't fight, we should unite

and become StarGleeks....we would be unstoppable <3

[starkidbubble2000]

@honeycomb97 im a gleek and a starkid, much more a starkid though, i watch glee because of Darren, its actualy prity good.

[stellanight666]

@honeycomb97 Yeah! We'd be an unstoppable force! We'd be like Batman and Robin! Or Superman. And his dick.

Anyone? No? Just me? Damn...

[LoveToLaughx0x3]

@honeycomb97 i agree. we'd be the most legit fanbase ever<3

[Seniors12Kpop]

"dick please"

[Tomgirl1219]

so starkids and gleeks are fighting over darren criss now? man, it must feel nice to have bunches of people fight over you...

[Rocketshippotter21]

@ChristieGirl151 Good on you. I got bullied loads throughout primary and secondary school because my mum had cancer. She died and i had to look after me and 2 other siblings. I never had time to do homework. No money for unnecessary things. I just wasn't 'cool'. Thanks so much for standing up for people like me. I really appreciate it, and i'm sure everyone else like me does too

[YumKiwiDelicious]

mom walked in in the middle of the rant on pussy - never awkward

[violinist1994]

you want some bubble guuuumm? hahah

[ssprague930]

and the sun was blocked out by dicks!

[futurekellyclarkson]

@ChristieGirl151 Wait, wait, we haven't seen Joey's backbone yet!

[HailComedy]

black dick on a white guy.....awkward

[SupernaturalBaby08]

Watching this musical for the first time was awkward for me. For maybe the first minute. X) Then I got over it.

[EyemTuff]

ROTFLD Rolling On The Floor Like Draco!

[XFallenFreakX]

"Big T got cut off in a sex change."

Haha, cracks me up.

[AtlantisUnderTheSea]

0sexiest0nerd0 my thoughts exactly :D

[Kerriangel]

"Hell to the No!"

That's a good one, so using that!!

[0sexiest0nerd0]

Big T: Maybe the dick he's looking for could be me.

Me: ...Not to be racist, but I think he'd notice if his dick suddenly turned black.

[CleverQuackyz]

Omg, was that like, Snape with the 'can we snog now' thing??

[tdg4evar35]

hhhhEEEEEEllll to the NO

[fantasygirl411]

"Sex sex sex pussy pussy sex pussy pussy sex."

"Pussy sex."

LOL

[fantasygirl411]

I'm getting pissed. It keeps going back to Act 1 Part 2 for some reason.

[KBlocker29]

My pussy time clock, clooooocked out.

[DeLuneNoir]

I lost count after they had said pussy 35 times...

[danceaddict143]

"dick please" and the sun is blocked out by dicks.

[meg19han]

1:24 ..sounded suspiciously like voldemort!(:

[musicsk8lovereapeat]

this reminds me of a cult. the cult of lost dicks

[dannielakiller]

oh heeeeeeeeeell to the no

[Bumblebeacake]

"....And the sun is blocked out by dicks" LOVE IT

[JasmineNoLastName]

@Bumblebeacake I always die laughing at that part....

[TheTectonikFilms]

Setting my watch to pussy time.. right now... hahahahahahaha

[Sapphirefisha]

@BritIsh13 i dont think hes trying to keep them apart i think its the opposite. I mean i was a gleek before i was a starkid but i am totally for starkid now. But your right it wasnt a glee reference.

[FaeriesAndWitches]

Weenie: since fo fuckin EVER.

[BrittIsh13]

@skatergurlvans12 No. Just no. Please check your dates before you make statements like that. This was made LONG before that episode of Glee was even made. Not to be rude, but the "that's a glee reference" statements are getting old. the only actual Glee reference was in Starship. I don't care how many of you will hate this, but Starkid was first. They aren't even related. The only connection they have is Darren. and it seems that he's trying to keep them apart. RESPECT PEOPLE....

[YoureShameless2009]

@BrittIsh13 Preach it.

[OffensivePi]

@BrittIsh13 I agree with you, all but for the end. Darren has already said that Gleeks are Starkids too, and we should just try to get along.

[BrittIsh13]

@OffensivePi I know. I really didn't mean that last part. Once I posted I wanted to erase it....

[LetsStopThisSong]

@BrittIsh13 THAT WAS SO GODDAMN RIGHT. 

[Ems15196]

@BrittIsh13 please tell us what they said ! We need to know!

[seishintekikutsu]

@BrittIsh13 I wish I could like your comment more than once

[cashadeful]

What did I tell you about the state of the world? It's on pussy time!!! SET YOUR WATCH!!!!!!!!

[gabzz2701]

actually, its a cause for cellebracionn...with singing, dancing and much coitus...... oh

[harrypotterseriesnut]

its hilarious cos the girl is playing a dick and she said "can I get some pussy please??" and the audience giggled

[KareBears101460]

"Dick, please!" AND THE SUN IS BLOCKED OUT BY DICKS xDDD

[barbaramusic01]

"No jacking off"

"No!"

"Not even a little?"

"HELLLLL to the no!"

[WeAreAirborne]

To test the theory, today I just randomly said "dick please!"

Not even kidding, the sun went behind a cloud. STARKID RULES PHYSICS.

[DontSayItMarie]

1:32 That face!

[KirstennFloyyd]

Not even a little jerkin? HELL TO THE NO!!!!

[TroutyPout]

But what's a pussy gotta do when she wants a dick.. she just says 'Dick please!'.

And the sun is blocked out by DICKS!

[tigris9117]

Dick me

[BenjyMehCohen]

when I think back to Joe walkers lines in this show I can help but imagine it like voldemort.

[SuperCheeseyness]

Can I get some pussy now ? How bout now ? No I'll just wait around forever like tool !!! x LOL

[ztslovebird]

Hey, the guy playing the piano behind the scrim; isn't he wearing a red jacket?

[17sundays]

....and the sun is blacked out by dicks!

[DamnThatGLEE]

01:50 -Oh HELL TO THE NO !!!!

[Tujdosen]

...because what white guy doesn't want a big black dick? (O_o)

[pinkteacup22]

"pussy time.."

"SET YO WATCH"

[pigfarts100]

Big T reminds me SO much of Criss Rock

[MissZoeFelton]

Big T: Can we get pussy now? How about now? Now?

Snape: Can we snog now? How about now? Now?

Seems like no one else got that reference.

[analikesunicorns]

@MissZoeFelton

snape,snape, severus snape...

[VoiceofCthulhu]

@MissZoeFelton On the exact opposite sides of the scale in terms of character. :P

Big T... and... Snape.

[kmb1023x]

@MissZoeFelton ..wait whats the reference

[AislingChristene]

PUSSYTIME. LOL! haha

[smay96]

"sex sex sex pussy pussy sex pussy pussy sex sex" "pussy sex"

Your Argument is Invalid

[FanofSunDrop]

When you realize dick has a dick

[drummingirl94]

@FanofSunDrop Dickception

[FanofSunDrop]

Oohh Joe you TRY to be black but you can't lol

[IxLovexNoelxFielding]

OMG this is just soo funny

[hairspraydoggie]

@jreillyrox no lol that's all I'm seeing.

[jreillyrox]

am i the only one listening to voldemort and umbridge over and over and over?

[thetophatgirl]

voldemort...umbridge...dick...­. yeah i see the connection....

[HPlover1234567]

If I ever watch this live in a theater I'll be ROTFL like lauren and I'll be put out...

[KickItUpANotch21]

@rayenevinluan D Criss was originally supposed to play Dick XD

[rayenevinluan]

@KickItUpANotch21 i know he was supposed to be Dick!! just imagine him as Big T!! HOT!!

[MissNaminette]

AND THE SUN IS BLOCKED OUT BY DICKS!!!

[rayenevinluan]

OMG! if darren plays BIG T, saying pussy, dicks, sex!! fangirls explosion!!

[Kay2lynn]

"Dick please- and the sun is blacked out by dicks!" LMAO!

[Oneofthedawnchorus]

This made me imagine how many parts of me are now mad at me... at least two...

HA! "Now two people are mad at me"

[UberGecko]

and the sun is blocked by dicks!

[alysha67n]

that's my new line.... hellll to the no!

[ccchhheeennn2]

THEY SAID ''PUSSY' 38 TIMES IN A 7:49 VIDEO!

talent<3

[skybluesweatband]

@MrHPMissStarkid "The president of the United States can't even order down for some pussy, or else he gon' get impeached."

"Lewinski!(Sp?)"

[MrsGloriaArmstrong]

SET YO WATCH!! :')

[lillmango]

they should seriously show this in sex ed class...

[smay96]

"We got bubblegum" Big T, Me and My Dick

"Yo, my name is Dean Thomas. You want some bubblegum?!" Dean, AVPS

Reference much? I think so ;p

[1402kiki]

"maybe he'll want two dicks!" "weenie, please!"

[skybluesweatband]

"And the sun is blocked out by dicks."

MAKES ME LMFAO EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!! XDDDD

[HorseyBabe12]

Arielle is awesome <3

[lunakittyable]

.01898 seconds? Damn. xD

[charlielovescarrots1]

SET YOUR WAAATCH. Dying XD

[sleepwalkingrace]

dick please,,, damnit, now its dark!

[gymrat0000]

Ollivander: you know whos wand did great things, terrible, yes- but great

Me: when has bellatrix lestrange ever been considered great?????

[kakashi1336]

I counted 36 times they said pussy in the pussy time speech :P i might be wrong though. I could've missed one.

[kakashi1336]

This is my favorite part of this musical. I love the pussy time rant! It makes me die everytime.

[TheJokerett]

*High pitched voice* dick please.

I'm a girl and I have to admit, attractive women have that much control over sex but the rest of us have just as much trouble as guys

[TheJokerett]

*high pitched voice* dick please

I'm a girl and I have to admit, this is sorta true for attractive women but otherwise we have the same problems as guys

[KatyKatAwesome]

I don't even want to know how many times they said 'pussy' in this part xD

[Trillion3k]

Can't take my eyes off of Joe <3

[bolleroidi]

Starkid should make a t-shirt were is one pussy and the sun is blocked out by dicks

[weweretocrazyinlove]

1:49 HELL TO THE NO

[riverdreamsparrow]

Aww, who made Joe sad? I DON'T CARE YOU'RE GONNA DIE SCHLONGBOTTOM!

[justinlovespastry]

Most awkward musical of my entire life

[southerngirl1608]

*in high pitch voice* WELL CHEER UP MOTHAH F*CKAH!

[AlineAldaM]

Joey Richter with a black dick? I wanna see that !!!

[mochatokka]

I was waiting for one of them to mention a sex change...

[xxchannylover98xx]

seriously. how many times do they say pussy ? geez. ;)

[StackNerdz]

@xxchannylover98xx 39 in this part alone...

[xdestinyxpendragon]

16 ppls dicks left them

[chyeahhitspeggy]

does this part make anybody else think of pinnochio?

[elvaryawho85]

And the sun is blocked out by dicks omg I am crying

[hiiamvictoria1]

Bigt= our decent best adault frend

[jaipskd100]

Dick please

AND THE SUN IS BLOCKED OUT BY DICKS

[DarkSilverAngelMoon]

It's true the world is on Pussy Time lol

[ARandomWorld]

How does Joey pee now?

[HiTopLowTop]

"God wants you to get pussy, and pussies defy God!"

haha x )

[SanasSweetMode]

The next time someone comes over to my house, i'm going to say,

"We got a pool, and bubblegum... all kinds of shit. We even got a skateboard. That we can all ride around on."

[iluvag9]

BEST. SERMON. EVER! Haha I love the pussy time sermon!

[kaminov1]

I just witnessed a moving sermon.....from a dick O_o amen

[gLeerocks13]

"Hell to the no!"

[Lilztheawesome]

"We got a pool, and bubblegum..."

"Cool i love bubblegum!"

[TrollinLikeaG]

White guy- black dick: seems legit.

[shutterhappy85]

3:55 ...too soon?

...naah,

[Whoohoozles]

Dicks.

Dicks everywhere.

[HEYITSKALLIE]

"Can I get some pussy now?

How bout now?

Now?"

=

"Can we snog now?

How bout now?

Now?"

[Aliwhoops]

Pussies want to have sex SOME of the time

Dicks want to have sex ALL the time

Solution: Be gay 

[NoOtherNamesWereLeft]

OMG, Big T is so great! I didn't really like Corey as Yaxley, but he's amazing in this role!

[macharmza]

@NoOtherNamesWereLeft This is off the subject but you must have one of the coolest usernames on YouTube

[Thekyra]

set ya watch!

[LoverNotAFighter96]

"when i had a body..." i had some mad game with the bitches! lol :)

[iloveamazingme]

When Weeny said "We got cigars" I immediately sang "Have a cigar...a glass of Scotch! When opportunity knocks on your door, ya let him in then ya SETTLE THE SCOOOORE.........!

[MsCutie1225]

The guy who plays Big T is hilarious "and the sun is blocked by dicks", great comedic timing!

[ohznapitzsal]

I have never heard the word pussy so many times in a row ..... LMAO, I love starkid :3.

[Whoohoozles]

Dicks don't get cut off in a sex change. They get split down the middle and turned inside out. And then the glands are converted into a muscle mass dense enough to achieve orgasm.

Still the best play I've ever seen.

[ciciteriyakipancakes]

lmao!!! "well cheer up motha fuckah!" "and the sun was blocked out by dicks!"

[Esther5650]

"Well cheer up motha fuckah!" Best. Line. Ever!

[bubblyboo96]

laughing at the person who coughed when they were smoking 0:28

[onereeltreblemaker27]

4:31 BEST PART

[ohioasp]

Lily Potter has a really dirty mouth

[danceislife311]

One of my teachers (her last name was Keener) this past year would always say we were on Keener time... and I could never stop laughing and only one person understood why xD