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  • Very Very very Funny, but there are a few phones for emergency so someone might have died during your call...

  • Chopdick driveway?!

  • :D

  • What an asshole!

  • "I locate five five thousand" cop: what else. Andrew: CHOPSTIK DRIVEWAAAAAAY. Cop: WHAT!!!! Lmfao

  • CHOPSTICK DRIVEWWAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • pissed myself laughing to this

  • fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyy

  • XD OMG SOO FUNNY!!!!!!!

  • He spoon me and shove ice cream out of my belly button!

  • That guy is an idiot. A dispatcher's job sucks enough as it is, and not only that, but while they're wasting their time with that, someone could be dying. -_-

  • racist biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttcccccccccccccccccccccccccc­ccch

  • This dude makes me lmfao

  • Ahahahahahahahhahahaha

    "chopsticks up my ***hole

  • HE WENT FROM AN INDIAN LADY TO A CHINESE MAN(I COULD NOT SAY ASIAN BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH ASIAN)

  • your stupid 911 dose ring only when there buzzy

  • "I GET STABBED BY SPOON"

    LMFAO

  • 911 doesnt ring!! This is so fake

  • This is disturbing

  • first she said ma'am and then she said sir...?

  • I knew what gonna happen in the end since it is SO obvious that those 911 people's going to trace the number back, but I gotta say, he's really got the BALLS to do that, I'd never bring myself to do it tho.

  • he said fire nuigger frute

  • HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY!!! "HE STAB ME WITH SPOON!"

  • O MY god thats funny!!!!

    

  • HE shove it up my asshole LMAO

  • Priceless...fuckin priceless..XD

  • 911 dosent ring!! Ur stupid fake

  • @XxXRadiioActiiveXxX 911 only rings once and then picks up

  • was going to jail worth youtube fame?

  • lolll

  • 911 doesing ring fake

  • 234 dislikes HATERS -_-

  • LOL

  • LMFAO I LOCATE 5 5 5 THOUSAND CHOPSTICK DRIVEWAY

  • haha

  • 😄😄😄so funny lol😜😜💩

  • This Is Very Funny :)

  • lmao boy " hes shoving chopstick up my ashole!!!" woman "yess i know it hurt!" O,o

  • "and he scraping the butt... the ice cream out of my belly button" :P

  • 2:24 fail FIRE-NIGER-FRUIT

  • i e at dis blak maan

  • lol He..He..He robbed my shop, He..He knock everyting down! He take my chopstiks!! He shove it up my asshole! LOL My first fav part xD LOL At the end...He actually did have chopsticks up his ass O.O

  • chopstiiiiiick driiiiiiiivewaaaayyyyy fiiiive fiiiive thoussssssanddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

  • Fake

  • Your a idiot.

  • 911 traces ur calls but asks to confirm.... I just called on accident right now -.-

  • u rasic i wish u died wit the spoon and the chopstick up ut ass

  • wtf

  • Use a public phone

  • omg i shouldnt have watched that!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • chop dick drivery

  • that guy is soooooooooooooooooooo retarded

  • clam niggers...

    

  • 2:24 FIRE-NIGER-FRUIT

  • fake?

  • haha dumbass!

  • LAWL chopstick driveway!

  • FIRE-NIGER-FRUIT, wtf?

    

  • FIIIVE FIIIVE THOUSANDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol thats funny i feel bad for the woman though she was trying to calm him down lol

  • Lmfao

  • Your such a fag the only part i liked was when u were arrested.

  • why were you by yourself doing this

  • i shared this on twitter

  • Fake. 911 can trace calls. They dont need you to tell your location

  • @HaLfCaPiTaL Nah they do ask for your location. They only trace if u dont tell them.

  • LOL 5 5 thousand!!!!!

  • like if u shared this on facebook!

  • LOL

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  • LOL WTF? 

  • WTF?

  • I couldn't stop loling

  • LOL!!!

  • wtf

    

  • lmfao he actually did have a chopstik............ in his asshole!!!!!! lol

  • I don't think she understands

  • lol description

    retarted

  • Hhahhaah lmao so funny shop stick in my ass hole lllllooooolllll

  • HAHA FUNNY SHIT!

  • chopstick driveway five five thousand!!!!!!!!!

  • funny he's said fat black man black man u black u black??!!!

  • fake.. and wait for it... gay.

  • FIRE-NIGER-FRUIT

    XDXD

  • @bball98038 how the hell is this fake

  • BIG BLACK FAT MAN SHOVE THE CHOPSTICK IN ASSHOLE!

  • 3:02 0:53 1:01 2:11 LOL

  • so freaking hilarious!!!!!!! five five thousand!!!!

  • hahahahhahaha

    

  • chopstick drive way five five thousand!!!!!!

  • fire-nigger-fruit ahahas

  • does anyone notice you can see the asian guy?!? :O

  • "black man shoving the spoon up my asshole"

    "yes sir i know it hurts"

  • Fake

  • halarious

  • Dude ever heard of skype?

  • I CANT BREATH LUAGHING TO HARD

    CHOP DICK DRIVEWAY

  • i know......lol

    

  • FRACKING HILARIOUS

  • I knew he was making it up because Five Five Thousand Chopstick Driveway is where my grandma lives.

  • hahahaha chopstick driveway!!!

  • Thumbs up if you live in chopstick driveway.

  • yeah, tie up police resources, good idea you dick hole. 

  • FIRE-NIGER-FRUIT!?!?!?

    The hell???

  • I'm laughing my face off LMFAO!!!!!!

  • haha five five thousand chopstick driveway :)

  • FUCKIN AWESOME DUDE!

  • fucking deepshit... he should of gone to jail and gotten fucked by fat black men!!!! lol

  • i lauphed so much

  • haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    

  • shits real lmfao

  • Fake and gay. Not fumny

  • FIVE FIVE THOUASAAAAAAND EEAAAAARGHH

  • i am not a 'maam' i'm a 'man'

  • that was pretty lame.... and more stupid. You deserved the cops to come arrest you moron.

  • Fire Nigger Fruit

  • visit my channel evrybody it so freakin funny oh and funny video i saw it 45 times with my cuzins!

  • OMGosh it takes a lot of guts to do that its great so funny ;D !!!!!!!!

  • this is so funny!

  • He sounds like fez

  • Fake

  • sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • fire niger fruit

    

  • LOL THIS IS FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AHHHHH I DIED...!

  • MY LOCATION FIVE FIVE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!! CHOPSTICK DRIVEWAY!!!!!!!

  • He spoon the ice cream out of Mai belleh buton!!!!!!

  • Chop-dick driveway???!!!

  • you gay ? 

  • Dahahaha he crazy

  • LMFAO that was crazy but funny

  • FIVE-FIVE Thousand! XD

    

  • Lmfao

  • OMFG SO FUNNY!!!!

  • LMAO!!:)

  • LMFAO!!!

  • 3:09 wow that was funny but crazy

    :)

  • @Glee Girlsify

    Buzz kill

  • FIVE FIVE THOUSAND!!! LOL

  • He's spooning me sir!!

  • That isn't realistic, because the police can track where you are.

  • FUCKING HILARIOUS

    FIVEFIVETHOUSAND CHOPSTICK!

  • what was it like in jail?

  • Haha this is soo funny!!

  • funny!!!!!!!

    

  • that is so funny!!

  • Lol. My fav.

  • This is currently one of my favorite videos on YouTube.

  • I called the cops up once an when some one answered I hung up.. Yea I'm tough but then they came to my home an well they took me "down town" an it was bad I tolled them I sat on my phone an it called them........ But me an my 1st grade friends all know what really happen ;)

  • Why in the world would they call a federal emergency number and do a prank like that? Don't they realize that 911 has more important things to deal with, without idiots like this guy?

  • Smh lol hi hi lariuse

  • this is fake

  • @divine0g0d you troll

  • Freaking hilarious

  • OMG sooooo funny

  • penis

    

  • hilarious as fuck <3

  • Funny but bad. I still lolled

  • hes stabbing me with a spoon and take the ice cream out of my belly button!!!! D: and he shove a chop stick up my asshole!!!! LOL

  • @kalifichtner I did

  • Hahahahahahahaha lololollloloololloollol that was s funny

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha!

    

  • Did anyone else catch the Fire-Nigger-Fruit!?!?!?!?!? o.o

  • FIIIIIIVE THOOOOOOOOOUSAAAND

  • Did anyone hear fire Niger fruit at 2:24

  • lol I can't believe that 911 actually believed all that except for the street xD

  • Awesome video !! thumbs up if you like

  • Fucking jap. Probably wanted a chopstick in has ass.

  • @kjbbrooks racist 

  • @hamrocks111 are you a big fat black man? xD

  • @RappingAllStars no shit that's what happened

  • he a idiot why would you prank call 911 you can get in trouble and if you lie they can track the phone down