Special Edition

[kostering1991]

best quote ever when life brings you down grab a down pillow

[MsAnimeGamer]

Craig: " I felt down"

Me: You don't say?

[DjXiaHin2]

You didn't point the banana!

[Mizleyful]

You remind me of an older Toby Turner.

[LIZAAification]

I have a 60D!!! I take pictures with mine tho...

[regularguy5mb]

That intro could use more cowbell.

Maybe in the Platinum Special Edition.

[nunoyobiznis]

i've been laying in bed for 2 days with a fever and watching this made me feel 1000X better :D

[KiiRa232]

Did anyone try watching it with 3D-glasses?

[giraffelord94]

@KiiRa232  yes

[MiguelScarpa]

i didn't remember why i faved this video.

now i do

[Iffanytay]

You got me all excited with the 3D & i had to run around & find my 3D glasses that i keep conveniently in the hardest place to get to, then I find out it's not 3D at all!!!! LIER!!! xXx Beard Hater xXx

[eddytheviper]

urrrhhh.... at 0:06... why's there so much white on your chair? 0.O

[magic1995]

Wait a second.... You forgot the close up!

[mindlessled]

i was having a horrible day wheezy and now after seeing this no joke this made everything better :D

[LegoStripes]

Stop falling down. That poor floor. jk, we love you! <3

[MissMegansWorld]

Awww i looked everywhere for 3D glasses that didn't work :(

[mantisrox]

ZOMG STAR WARS



[punkdude777]

M night shamalalgyklgyn ending right there.

[Foqk]

ily

[Kileafivetwo]

lmao!!!! I cant stop laughing at you falling. sorry its that funny!

[AgentAnons]

that is the 50$ chair from office depot that i used to have!

and its all ripped?

How about a new chair wheezy? so it matches the new Mac Pro...

[Newwaver2007]

You need a new chair hehe. Maybe you spilled coffee on it .

[bobertthepenguin]

i actually had 3D glasses from lion king 3D on

[burgerandfriez]

You do this for a living? How did you get that job?!

[lukepleaseshutup]

THE 3D DIDN'T WORK

I demand a refund.

[nataphonic]

you could've fixed your old chair too...

[TheKiddeku82]

Did you intend for 'grab a down pillow' to be a pun? xD

[harryfishleg]

no, awesome

[harryfishleg]

cool



[RuaranicusPond]

Bieber Clone is completely terrifying :l

[MeenyMcSweeny]

@RuaranicusPond Not more terrifying the real one....yeech

[21DAZ12]

What ever happened to argument of the day?

[Nicksan09]

0_0  --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[mohamedgna]

anybody think that wheezy should repad his chair?

[4104jake]

I didn't mean bastards in a hating way. :/

[4104jake]

I have introduced the prequel hating fans of redlettermedia to this video. Let's see how those cynical bastards cope with your upbeat humor.

[BokChoiHoFan]

Beiber the slenderman O-o

[imaball]

i had 3-D near me :P from the movies

[TheBrokenVampire2]

I actually got out my 3D glasses for this, because they're easy to find since I watch alot of 3D stuff on the computer. I don't think that's real 3D.

[emmacapp820]

Best. Video. Ever.

[WordsHaveSmells]

I was wondering if Wheezy was gonna say anything about Scarlett's pictures haha.

Loving your videos!

[jessasong]

Twidwight is awesome! It gets me every time. That graphic is just stunning.

[xxnoxname]

the intro needs a new chair.

[WeasleyDragon]

go wheezy --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[samluvzcc]

@wheezywaiter Thanks again for using my wink!! Especially on this hilarious episode!!

[animatedpaintbrush]

@samluvzcc Congrats on getting your wink used! :D

[ThePhoenixThree]

Came back to watch this video because YouTube is broken.

:D <- Banjo Face

[crashingxhearts]

I love how you just completely bashed George Lucas hahahahaaha

[JessieMakesMovies]

you know what, craig? i like you.

[TehNoobyCanadian]

You need a new chair!

[RogueBlueJay]

The new intro SUCKS. God. You should have kept it the way it was. BEIBER SHOT FIRST.

[georgesel7age]

This was awesome!

[999roach]

i hate dream endings like that

[mandapop]

your banjo face has morphed into a scrunchy-nose yawn.

[NeverShoutKaila]

just make a video of you doing your banjo face for a full 2 minutes. asonfaongfoasdg

[TheDevastater1]

checks description for a link to scarletts nude pics

[Ashtonapplepie]

Are you single?

[TheOnlyPiratePete]

BANJO SMILE RETURNS!!!

[cobra0528]

I was waiting for him to mention Scarlett. His life is now complete.

[TheOtakuMusician]

I love how serious you seemed when you found out about Scarlett Johannsen.

[TankHarley123]

Was that a Justin Bieber clone with a gun at 1:37 and 2:07 ??

DEJA VU!!!!!!! o.o

[veggieN]

lmaooo i cant stop laughing at this video :p

[Lifeintakes]

You forgot to add the whale's cackle and eagle fart.

[speakingofautum]

CRAIG, HE'S JUST SITTIN' ON ALL THAT GAS

[Partianz]

OMG THIS SHOWED UP IN MY SUBSCRIPTION BOX !

[d3monkill3rz]

@Partianz Probably because it was from a few days ago.... 'Cause I still had it sitting in my sub box from a few days ago...

[Left4kittens]

Justin Beiber clone is scary...

[sofiamedia]

Matt! You should become the all knowing and wise cracking German narrator w/o accent. If you don't know what that is like, watch the German version of perfect dinner.. the guy is hilarious or I have been in Germany too long and now have a German sense of humor... (please let the guy be really funny)

[TheDoubleEmz]

I put on 3d glasses to watch the 3d part and it didn't work zahhh

[AnoxicProductions]

i hate videos tagged as responses and have nothing to do with the original video

[greentea11]

...ow???

[92rachh]

THIS PARACHUTE IS A NAPSACK

[92rachh]

I say dear sir, it appears your penguin has once again become invisible

[funkyxfish]

The Bieber clone actually terrified me.

[yellowkite7]

i put on my 3d glasses.. it didnt work :( i feel trolled

[elfifiness]

@yellowkite7 haha same i have some next to my desk all the time... and it didn't work D':

[ToastMaster623]

I love that you parodied Leonardo Da Vinci's famous wuote "art is never finished, only abandoned."

[FurubaLover1]

Banjo face FTW!!

[iheartmauao]

you know what's terrible? reheated prawns.

[NolanBrooks22694]

I don't get how George Lucas sleeps at night. Actually, yes I do. He probably has a really expensive bed.

[DianaCCS]

omg i love banjo face!!!

[goolis23]

Very Nice :)

[zachsback21]

Justin Bieber? Nope! Chuck Testa!

[Prytex11]

1:30 Craig gets a boner

1:32 Craig jizz in his pants

[BrockH13]

Wheezy Waiter should have a 8-bit game it would be the best game ever

[imustbeshayma]

Make a full 3D video!!

[KlarawantsPIE]

OMFG. I GOT THE SAME CHAIR AS YOU DO. IT'S FROM IKEA, RIGHT? OMFG

I apparently get exited over very small things. BUT OMFG THAT'S AWESOME DUDE!

[xChieftainx]

Oh, You mean 3D glasses i have 1D :(

[mrsdylan77]

I watched the making of video and when sam told you that if you wore a jacket then you would look like a reeese.....I was eating reeses and i still am. mmmmm good times.

[Dominic078]

what the fuck was that at 1:37!!!!

[raggamuffins13]

Genesis: In the beginning, EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING HAPPENED.

[FarfetchdForDinner]

First edition of the Holy Bible: Everybody Poops.

[MegaGadgetdude]

press 5

[fulaabalaaba]

Surprise endings are the best.

[geedomusic]

THE ENDING WAS SUCH A MIND FUCK!

[TheDingDangDoong]

Am I Worthy of Your Subscription?

Watch me,

Comment me,

Thumbs me,

Subscribe me

[ericsurf6]

Great try!

[MrRyansMind]

great intro wheezy, but where is the rest of the video?

[RedBricksWall]

acuttly the bible is not a first attempt

(im not kidding...i could try to explain but my english is very bad(

wheezy waiter is stupid!

[arsenalo14]

HAHA Mario sleep

[annikaekholm]

2:49 <3

[Frajgun]

BANJO FACE :D



[EmmaOnATangent]

I wish that you had found a way to add a strange, flat, unrealistic, boring and pointless yet deeply disturbing and creepy romance to that intro. ;)

[nerdgirlsforthewin]

@EmmaOnATangent oh my goodness... so true... I have never seen less chemistry between two people than during those Star Wars prequels! :)

[pantelin2]

Hey guys! Help me cure my incurable boredom by checking out some of my sketches and rants on my channel :D Like/Comment/Subscribe whatever :P

[Aresftfun]

We need to go deeper, Wheezy.

BRRRRRRR

In related news, you are awesome.

[ChloChlo976]

i bet craig has the worst coffee breath

[Zenithteal]

this was kinda brilliant

[AmazingUnknown]

omg justin bieber why

[TheWMSLibrarian]

I wouldn't know where to start with the editing...because I don't know how. Good News - some kids at school (11-12 year olds) have offered to train me and make my videos as good or better than theirs. I think I already need some aspirin!

[cool2dude45]

why is it when i hear about the scarlet thing, @wheezywaiter popped into my head. :s

[koivu11huet39]

@cool2dude45 me too lol

[PlasticOblivion]

Can you include the original unedited footage of 'Quiet Clone's Secret' and that other one where you got undressed?

[GrizzlyThatHawk]

Wjen I first heard about the Scarlett Johanson pictures that were leaked, you were the first person I hoped had saw them, as well.

[jamellp16]

This video is very dogmatic,on Mars!! --- Sent From wheezywaiter's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[missy11309]

wheezy i feel like you would appreciate my blog dedicated to bananas (the fruit)

frakyeahbananas.tumblr.com *im just saying i think you'd like it, it's not a promo* =)

[billyhdz]

WE NEED MORE BANJO FACE!

[DookieShoeFilms]

this is the first time sense you got the new couch that you haven't mentioned it!!!

[luispereira3]

Love banjo face! xD

[KiddsockTV]

no changes

[therewindeffect]

when you said that thing about scarlette johansan nude i pasued the video and looked it up :P

[oneRussia]

You need a new chair

[Nikiudel]

The first Wheezy video I saw :D

[NewYork646NY]

I LOVE WHEEZY

[Vibeleer]

I would watch Twidwight

[Awesomefulism]

I feel like i didunt get the full awesomefulness of this episode becoz i dont has 3Dimensional glasses weezy waitor :'(

[AliOchic]

@Awesomefulism i had 3d glasses and it didn't work

[MsHappycheeseburger]

Wheezy stole that quote from Bo..

[gleegirl330]

Neeeeeeeh...

[kaiser79babygirl]

Must check out cast awaiter flipping grand

[kaiser79babygirl]

wheezy fantastic should be your new name

[firari1cars]

nice vid, always surprising and random

[workescapist]

perfect yes! no! maybe i don't know can you repeat the question?

[corinthianreader]

Looks like the vsauce guy

[strawkat]

you've being talking so much about your NOT SO NEW couch (yeah i went there ;P) that you forgot to buy a new chair?! Come on!

and hey, how did you really reacted when you read/heard/saw the nude pics of scarlett? ...pretty sure it involved that face...and that chair ._.

[CNHR1]

The bible dissing ouch

[dane7902]

No dissing the Bible wheezy >.<

[MJLongman]

Why would he need a new chair? He's got a NEW COUCH!

[Mightyenapup]

I think your chair is too concentrated on spinning to sing.

[grandchildofchaos]

@Mightyenapup The rug sings, not the chair

[MrsLucilleDavenport]

I think your new couch needs a new chair mate

[MrL4mppu]

NEW COUCH!!!

[mrbunnylamakins]

Can it get any more Awesome!!!!

[sumeguy00]

go home >:(

[tirlen]

I definitely went to get my 3D glasses to see if the 3D actually worked... It didn't. DX

[Furisu212]

OHHH! I thought the chair had some text on it! Now I see, lol

[thefordgt]

this didnt show in my subs =(

[xamenities]

you lied, wheezy. that was not 3D. i am disappoint.

[TheDayGamers]

You went through like 4 generations in less than 2 mins I LOVE YOU WHEEZY, I laughed my head off

[0candyfloss0]

get a new chair... To keep the new couch company!

[kitster45]

elephant toys.

[Vimerola7]

3D NEW COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

[twinkleglimmer]

hahaha

[thetztokjadsbrother]

what happened to the chair?!

[Justmemyownself]

I can make you a new cover for that chair........ And add some padding for your booty.

[znewpy]

It was scary when Justine Bieber came in ._.

[crazyheadmaize]

I made a banjo face the other day....

[CharlottesVlogs]

I looked for my 3D glasses -_-

[DarthSauron1000]

"I SEE OLD PEOPLE" wtf???

[knobbly]

What do we do with our reedits?

[YoItsChelseaa]

New chairrr

[GeorgieBiggin]

Justin Bieber clone was creepy...

[yariarosario]

that chaiir is nasty wheezy......eww :S

[basicalyimsam]

Banjo face!

[Drakerevinn87]

How come the chair didn't sing when you went around wheezy waito

[MrDitmarVisser]

@Drakerevinn87 it's not the chair that makes the sound... it's the carpet under it

[Schmidty589]

Yay. I knew you were gonna talk about the photos