ARISTOCRAT - Facade - (Episode 17)

[TheGirlgamer321]

Edgar Linton, is that you?

[wep0nz]

fuck this video! i was eating and started laughing so hard that parts of the food is in my nose now... it feels very uncomortable...

[BenB998765]

How did you last that long?

[michael44087]

super ass funny nooooooooooooo my lady

[Magnifide111]

What he said: I think you need to shut the fuck up!

What he typed: I think you need to shut the fuck fuck

[XxXxWickedGoalieXxXx]

NOOOOOOOOWOWOWOOOOOOWOOWOWOOOO­OOOOOWOOOWOOWOWO

[EdvinErikssonMovies]

you are the funniest man ever

[TheGenaral18]

"take your words back you scallywag!"

How dare you use some old word that no one knows the meaning if anymore you rapscallion!

[Sp33dWave1]

This is the best facade episode, Hands Down

[ld6000]

HE SOUNDS LIKE POPS FROM REGULAR SHOW!! ....well an estranged one anyway.... xD

[FlowoftheImagination]

"youchapself" had me on the floor, half-dead with laughter.

[PortalShy]

I was literally in tears by the end.

[IceClanCatss]

"I think you need to shut fuck fuck."

Okay. 8DDD

[ArtyToon]

You sound like Pinkie from Pinkie and the Brain. :P

[WildZebraFace]

BLAISENFLOISFE

[shadow1971011]

play as a russian MOTHER RUSSIA :D RUSSIAN DANCING MAN

[Y3LL0wf0x]

rules to watch these videos

1:never be drinking any liquids

2:never need to pee

3:never have a young child

4:always have a friend in case you die of laughter

that's the rules please follow them

[combinerdude22lol]

This is the funniest shit ever.

[tigerfan412]

He is Pops

[RBKluuzGH]

This is honestly the best one in the series..

[Thomasbear123]

did you just ask a girl if she have a penis? O_O

[FlameingToxicSkull]

@Thomasbear123 yheas he bloody did!

[OpticJokEr0]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat da FUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!!! TRIP SAID "BULL SHIT"

[sabrillian]

oh god i couldn't stop laughing

[Yang855]

9:00 Xena,the warrior princess

[PykohYT]

holly fusndeounsenfoisf=jolly good fuck

[YToob3]

DOUBLE GRACETRIPPIE DICKS!

[kriskris445]

I f**king love your spelling mistakes! That's what makes this so hilarious, besides your fake accents and yelling of course! But your spelling mistakes are so random and not intended, which keeps you on your toes

[22spedos]

purple drink, you mean purple flavored paint?

[CheeseLovingChester]

"Your marriage is a bull!"

I CANNOT BREATHE

[EternityRose]

BEST ONE EVER. I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE.

I LOVE YOUR FACE.

[Basch427]

Funniest one so far

[ab121770]

funny as hell

[fordPrefected01]

thanks you repsonding to my comment your videos are awsome and you are awsome

[fordPrefected01]

azuritereaction you are german?

[azuritereaction]

@fordPrefected01 partially, yes

[hayner134]

@azuritereaction also kannst du auch deutsch sprechen? ;o

[HolographicParasight]

@azuritereaction So you're partially irish, german, and... dude what are you?

[BartsOwner]

fuck i am laughing my ass off :D

[ElectrifyStudios]

DO one where u obsess all over the Italy photo

[deivis2375]

you can die laghing

[Puppyprincesss]

8:36

[GingaFreak23]

Oh good gawd I have to pause at some points in your bids XD...my ribs r hurting soon much lololol

[ilikefunnyvideos505]

Are you on drugs? nah I'm just joking.

[11aaro]

Hey azurite, maybe u should come to the door as a Jahova's witness spreading the good word of jesus

[crow1789]

Behind the weding pic is a key to the gray door

[Blackeagle1250]

azurite, can you play as a german in the next episode?

[azuritereaction]

@Blackeagle1250 i play as a german in every episode, since i am german

[Tigarliliee004]

@azuritereaction You're a german? HIGH FIVE

[novatroop]

@azuritereaction can you fist my ass a million times

[azuritereaction]

@novatroop i couldn't afford the medical bills

[novatroop]

@azuritereaction haha

[Trialtrex21]

@azuritereaction i think this is the most time youve went without getting booted out :P

[MrMayonnaise333]

@azuritereaction i'll pay 

[TheDeathlyVenom]

SHUT UP!

I nearly drop a fucking plate XD

[TheThreedudesclub]

BBBWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

[whoaitswheatley]

my mother is sleeping like 1m away from me and I CNA'T STOP LAUGHING I SWEAR YOU'LL CHOKE ME WHY THIS ACCENT

[Sharktitties]

You sound like Pops from Regular Show, except on cocaine

[MrMetallicakid13]

CONSTIPATION CONSPIRACY! I ROFLED ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!

[rapstyle11]

STOP SPOILING THE FUNNIEST PARTS IN THE COMMENTS

[13inchestogo]

Oh malarky, fuck

[MortalofMadness]

Horse SHIIIIIIIIAAAT!

[mechking4511]

I'm doing blaisenfoisfe too

[MyCrash97]

I got a t-shirt idea. SHES FUCKING GOING BUCK WILD!

[vikingirish34]

millardy!!

[stickman000100]

money buys hapenis

[KittyKena]

I didn't know Aristocrats talk like that... I'm going to speak in that manner from this moment forward!

[Jmcshay]

You're the one bringing home...RANDOM FUCKFACES! :D

[alexestla]

6:46 HOLY SHIZA Grace a a fricken ghost!

[OftaPoftaRofta]

OMG IM LOLING SO HARD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[parkerw1997]

Best freaking one yet

[Forbidden5]

This is the best episode

[MegaSuperMang]

Dez, since this is the best Façade episode so far I had a great idea for a shirt. Just put "You look conspirated..." upside-down on the front and "CONSTIPARIDATION!" (or whatever the misspelt one in the video was) on the back. I would buy one of those with the Gray Man hoodie.

[blackdragonthebad]

Stereotypical British snob. XD

[TheRealCartererer]

lol you almost beat the game XD

[prettyHARD34]

WTF IS A PHALLUS SORRY FOR BEING IGNORANT.

[CubeJackal]

Azurite: 'Mayhaps they lok like a phallus'

Trip: 'I told you he would like them...'

[stickman000100]

hapPINGAS

[jacobcinema]

im downloading this game right now lol!

[GingerCab]

*To Trip* "YOU FUCKING WANKER" *Trip walks away* *Grace says to Dez* "Alright, good, maybe you're on my side tonight after all."

[Stealthops75]

/ahahahhah

[RacinFreek2448]

IZZA BULL

[marthaadorno]

8:01 LET'S CONFUTIN FUCKKPFJESTH

[zJiiiiM]

bulshit! no horseshit horse SHHYEEEEETTTT! too funny.

[ninjastar127]

nollolololollololololololollol­olololollololololololollololol­ololololololololololollolololo­lololololollololololololololol­olololololololololololol FELL OUT MY CHAIR DIEING!

[TheSenileFeline]

Pops??

[Dykler1]

trip and grace: lets focus on us

you: lets focus on my ass!

lolxdxdxd!!!

[superjchamma]

@Dykler1 ITS FUCKING GLORIEIUS!

[zJiiiiM]

i couldnt breathe at the constipation joke it scared me.

[moviewatchingdrummer]

mayhaps i interested you in a purple drank.

[amzfishman]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOUOUOUOUOU­OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU­OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUU

[Kevin123Kevber]

longest thus far

[xaelita0stones0x]

I'm the 400th like! :D

[ConiWhiteStripes]

3:48 ''your cat is cheating on your dog'' 

[912Nasher]

I love how you made them hate eachother while saying fuck like 71 times

[kikarooney3]

How do you run so fast?

[azuritereaction]

@kikarooney3 shift key

[kikarooney3]

@azuritereaction Thanks dez :)

[ODSTSolider]

@azuritereaction I have a question do you have Teamviewer? I need help downloading this!

[GingerCab]

@ODSTSolider I can help you with downloading it.

[GingerCab]

@ODSTSolider PM me, I'll help.

[13inchestogo]

@azuritereaction isn't it the CTRL key? I always used that, I wasn't aware the shift key did anything other than capitalize letters...

[GingerCab]

@kikarooney3 He's Kenyan.

[kikarooney3]

@GingerCab USAIN BOLT MOFUGGA

[Daelitegamer]

imagine walking into someones house for real and actually doing this!! xDDD

[Kerbesk]

"you look constipated...I can't spell constipated, I'm going to say conspirated.... you look like a conspiracy with constipated, is a conspiracy of constipation...it's a CONSPIRACY... IT'S A CONSTIPATION CONSPIRACY...constipation? CONSTPIRATEDION! :D... CONSTIPATION CONSPIRACY! :D"

I literally feel of my chair, laughing

[DaleStrickland]

OMG, I just left my YouTube favorites playing in my room, and when I came back 0:26 was playing xD

[PaineUchiha]

LET'S KEEP FUCKING! nope, nope, NOOO! XD 

[WeedlePeedle]

Dez, you are the definition of quality.

[TheCourier63]

i have not laughed this hard ever before

[bestdudeever765]

I AM DOING JUST... blaisenfoisfe

[RandomGECHO11]

YOU HAVE A PENIS

D:

YOU MAD BRAH?

[TheStrongBadMan]

Somehow, the title was misleading.

I was expecting an aristocrats joke.

[PaladinGear15]

@TheStrongBadMan he's talking like an aristocrat, well a really screwed up one.

[JiiHate]

@TheStrongBadMan It is not misleading, you just got it wrong.

[sangheili333]

I like how you were screwing around but you still progressed through the dialogue

[salfred88]

Auh Auh Auh!

[SorakuFett]

4:15 lol face...

[marshtomp8]

were you fucking drunk or something? holy shit XD

[ccannon29]

Dez, what happens if you don't knock?

[JiiHate]

@ccannon29 Trip will come and open the door.

[guitar45rocks5]

No I shan't, you silly man!

[webkinzfan00]

So Many T-Shirt Ideas: 1. Constipation Conspiracy 2. Money Buys Happiness and Apparently Huge Dicks 3.I'm Not Afraid to Fuck Your Ass 4.Must Be Sober When Fucking 5.I'll Celebrate A Fucking Fuck 6.Bullshit? No. Horseshit? Yes. 7.I Think You Need To Shut The Fuck Up 8. Fuck A Bull! 9.Your Marriage Izzabull! 10.Constiparidation!

[TicTacAnyone]

@webkinzfan00

Plus 11.Yourchapself 12. No you love me both 13. Double GraceTripPies 14. Glorieius (with Greek god picture above?)

Well, you could make a good shirt out of anything from this episode. XD Especially "Your Marriage Izzabull!"

[chabowker]

@webkinzfan00 Also "I Have Not Mentioned My Ass".

[KrazyKrippler]

@webkinzfan00 How about "Double GraceTrip Pie Dicks"? and have a picture above it with Grace and Trip's decapitated heads inside a pie?

[xservintage]

I love how you became Australian then reverted back to gentleman.

[descendent6667]

two shirt ideas:

looking like a dictionary entry, it says "conspiridation- a constipation conspiracy"

and one that says "let's focus on my ass, it's fucking glorieius!"

[Dan1loBr]

Have you took your time to actually beat the game xD? I'm just curious how it works out, I think it may be really clichê and stupid but it's just curiosity

[AwesomeAnime1019]

OH MAH LARDY

[SCARoidytheCat]

Milardy should be a tshirt!

[allthewayturnedup100]

make a yourchapself t-shirt



[Gamenamebully]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO WOOWOOWOOOOWOWOOWOWOWWOOWOWOWO­WOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOOOO *ding ding ding ding ding* OH MY LARDY OH MY LARDY OH MY LARDY OH.....fuck".

That made me lol bad.

[Frodrokok]

nooo i shant!

[CyxoffTV]

How about Arnold Schwarzenegger episode?

[TheFragile1991]

Best one in a long time

[MrKooliu]

You Should Make a Facade skin.

[ItsAzureBlue]

I'm doing just blaisenfoife.

[Junior45572]

@azuritereaction I haven't disabled my AdBlocker in a verrryyyyyyy long time. Worth it though for your stuff =] PS - how log do you think a run of Facade would last with all responses being 'Herp Derp' ?

[left2live]

Hey, Dez, I really recommend that you try project zomboid.

Trust me, It can turn into really hilarious stuff (sometimes)

Just a suggestion.

[Brutuzthegtamaster]

"You have a penis?"

*Grave nervously coughs*

ITS A TRAP

[1234GWAF]

You cheered me up, thank you

[TrickyDick1963]

IzzaBull

[RacinFreek2448]

CONSTPIRATEDION

[four8split]

ill give HIM a hard one

[ThePhoenixThree]

Next episode: Dezmond the Molester. I'd DIE laughing hahahaha.

[Guitars0fWar]

Lol he sounds like Pops from Regular Show.

[TheAaronBullard]

Pops from Regular Show

[MysticKirby64]

8:56 you sound like a fucking sentry from Portal. :D

[Magicallystoopid]

I demand a shirt of Trip desperately trying not to shit and "Constipation Conspiracy" underneath it.

[sammerthanyou]

I think you need to shut fuck fuck, hahahaha... what?

[KWPmytube]

BEST FACADE VIDEO EVER! Genius!

[FifteeeCal]

"Constipation conspiracy"

You sound like Pinky from 'Pinky and the Brain'.

[FireBoom1]

i have not metnioned my ass... all night long on a shirt? I THINK YES! PLZ :3

[CyxoffTV]

Epic "Noooooo" Ever

[129metal]

I LOVED THIS!

[FredFreek678]

press 9 lol

[blrsycth]

lmao without a doubt, this is 1 of the best of your facade videos.

[roryos]

LOL! "Your marriage izza bull!"

[NcNikke]

6:07 made me laugh so hard

[SoonToBeAwesome]

NOOOOOOO MI' LARDEH!!!!

[GingerCab]

Dez, you and Spamfish should do a Dual Com, or Spamfish should co-commentate for you.

[azuritereaction]

@GingerCab that would be awesome :) i think he'd be up for it

[GingerCab]

@azuritereaction Spamfish: he wants to join my minecraft server Spamfish: he said he gonna give me tips on becoming a utuber Chacaroon Macaroon: Holy shit! Chacaroon Macaroon: Nice. Chacaroon Macaroon: WAIT Chacaroon Macaroon: WAIT Chacaroon Macaroon: WAIT Chacaroon Macaroon: HOLY SHIT Chacaroon Macaroon: You.. Spamfish: lol Chacaroon Macaroon: And him... Chacaroon Macaroon: Should do a dual-com. Chacaroon Macaroon: amirite? Spamfish: maybe

[testdrive426]

My friend Eric told me the purple drank joke yesterday : )

[anarchist9110]

I lost it at 7:13 XD

[trazac]

I haven't laughed this much since IZZA BULL

[trazac]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SHANT

[SirMACcles]

Best voice acting ever of you!

[LanceDirk]

I can't believe you lasted so long.

[smeerios]

If Pops from 'Regular Show' played Facade

[Aero4smith7]

lol anyone noticed that grace went through the wall?

lol that made my day

[SonofPosh]

YOU FUCKING WANKER!

[NoodlesSH]

You should totally do one acting as Pops from Regular Show.