I wish they would make a series just based on J.D. and turk during college. Like 4 seasons, one for every year of college. Man, that would be funny as hell.
Why is Turk alright with JD calling Stacey if he knows they actually did sleep together? Maybe its because he knows that she wont be able to answer him. The only way he would know that for sure is if she was dead. How could he know Stacey is dead you might ask? The answer is simple.
Turk gave Stacey drugs to make her fall asleep in the pool and made it look like an accident. All of this to maintain his friendship with JD....Turk is a murderer!
JD could not be a bigger douche for the entirety of the scene starting at 3:57, who the fuck asks a mom about her dead daughters sex life, and then afterwards grabs a random ass dudes watermelon only to spit a seed going at like 50 mph at your best friend...i am disappoint JD
BEARS FOR LIFE! :D
saruhhh19 17 hours ago
Turk: I just wanted to say, thanks for dinner tonight.
Whitney: And for dessert, youre gonna get a little Whitney.....a la mode.
Turk: Get out!!
xRAMxDOD 2 days ago
MY CHICKEN!
TKOgamer 1 week ago
I knew he slept with stacy!
DuykRuyk 2 weeks ago
whaahupp !!!
idaro100 2 weeks ago
I KNEW IT!
zachesmith 2 weeks ago
Its always bothered me that the second waterballoon didn't burst.
72u 3 weeks ago
Whats the first song called? they play it all the time its so epic can someone pls tell me?
DieFrauAmHerd 3 weeks ago
thank u so much 4 this!
ITzPainFX 1 month ago
keep pressing 6 for illuminati JK
DarMcBHD 1 month ago
watermelon day
TheMrKreee 1 month ago
@1990GreenDay2009 thanks ;)
SCipel 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
1:49 is the best :D
thefreeeagle93 2 months ago
Sry i mean title
SCipel 2 months ago
What is the türke of the Song at 2:37
SCipel 2 months ago
@SCipel Whoomp! There It Is by Tag Team
1990GreenDay2009 2 months ago
I seriously want a bromance like turk and j.d. XD
MrAu009 3 months ago
the boy from napoleon dynamite :D
GeilHansen1992 3 months ago
caramel bear!!
TheShiouji 3 months ago
@5:18 *GASP* NO, NOT THE CHICKEN!!!!
PlayOnPlaya17 3 months ago
Bears for life!
WeissKreuzKittens 3 months ago
Tribe Pride
aeronwyfay 3 months ago
"how did they know i liked crackers?" lol
3v3aya1a 3 months ago
And we didn't even have a basketball!
SwivelChairProds 4 months ago
I wish they would make a series just based on J.D. and turk during college. Like 4 seasons, one for every year of college. Man, that would be funny as hell.
metathus 4 months ago 33
@metathus They're like 32, it wouldn't work.
ionshade3 3 weeks ago
How did they know i like crackers
blobymr092 4 months ago
laverne "its go time" is the best
bayatk 4 months ago
Hahahah watermelon day!
Kerleyyy 4 months ago
Love the Micheal Jordan part lol
adogegajfan11 4 months ago
MY CHICKEN !! xdd
HolaSoyGerman 4 months ago
Teds Voice is in German better
InCgXPeacemaker51 4 months ago
I wish I had Randle
MrGameandPichu 4 months ago
"its go time" lmaoooo laverne was awesome
sr19 5 months ago
3:39 - 3:44 - "aaaaahhhhh!!!!" Favorite reaction ever!
misteresock 5 months ago
The michael jordan part is classic
chomy07 5 months ago
The song at 6:00 is Young MC - On and Poppin
kfnnmpa100 solved the mystery last year, but I guess only I believed him. Please thumbs up either for this comment or his, so more people will know.
blackking127 5 months ago 2
whats the song playing from 6:00 on
shitmaaan 5 months ago
AIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTTTTT? ......"but it wasnt AIIIGGGHTTT, was it turk?" looool
CamCanCare 5 months ago
2:44 Pedro for president!!!
carncou 5 months ago
does anyone know what college they 'went to' ?
Elliieee89 5 months ago
@Elliieee89 I'm pretty sure it's a redecorated corner of the old hospital they film the majority of scrubs in
Rhioah 5 months ago
Is Pedro from "Napoleon Dynamite" at 2:44 ?
senechuss 6 months ago
I hate it when top rated comments are of people getting quotes terrible wrong.
Esiwrab 6 months ago
BITCHES LEAVE!
lozeroneishere 6 months ago
2:15 best scene so crazy!!!!! :D
MrChrome1995 6 months ago
Dont mess with Me on Watermelon day.
TheBekah1 6 months ago
Snoop Dogg at 0:54
ser6ej1992 6 months ago
$100 says that was Dr. Cox at 3:00 It sounds like him beating up Caramel Bear!
TopSpeed232 6 months ago
LMAO!!! keep pressing 9!!!
746365469531520 7 months ago
"NO, NO, YOU LEAVE IT ON THE FLO!!!"XD
TENGU127 7 months ago
8 levels in Ogre Mage is a very inefficient buil...I MEAN FOOTBALL AND MANLY STUFF.
darthteej1 7 months ago 52
you know u mah BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
XMrChicagoX 7 months ago
Loving the Flavour Flav clock on Turk
MrJonnieboi 7 months ago 2
I KNEW IT!HE DID SLEEP WITH STACY!!
puren00b768 7 months ago
MY CHICKEN!!!
chipmunk536 7 months ago 2
That's how he turned bald.
MrYuirat 7 months ago
which episode was the michael jordan thing?
Scrubsschoko942 7 months ago
"you were such a dork"
RuiGranja903 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
YOU LEAVE IN ON THE FLOOR !!!
flamy369 7 months ago
what's the name of the song at 6:00 mn please??
TURKISH48 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Why is Turk alright with JD calling Stacey if he knows they actually did sleep together? Maybe its because he knows that she wont be able to answer him. The only way he would know that for sure is if she was dead. How could he know Stacey is dead you might ask? The answer is simple.
Turk gave Stacey drugs to make her fall asleep in the pool and made it look like an accident. All of this to maintain his friendship with JD....Turk is a murderer!
quiksilverkira 7 months ago
Did your dead daughter mention banging a black guy?
Haha.
stakleniluk 7 months ago 4
ted was the diced peanuts in this chocolate, vanilla, swirl treat of a clip.
chillbilly21 8 months ago
MY CHICKEN!
stillalex 8 months ago
Im funny damnit!
Shawnsy15 8 months ago
6:24-6:30 BLAHHAHAH
thegingerbreadman 8 months ago
"Ahhh i just changed my shirt....... my CHICKEN"
cursedfate12 8 months ago 4
YOU KNOW YOUR MY BOi!!
MrSniperscope 8 months ago
Oh Caramel Bear.. :))
dddsabong 8 months ago
6:18 the best part not just of this video, but the whole show!!!!!!!!!!!!
wazzakamaneitor 8 months ago
BITCHES LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! lmao
J0rdan117 8 months ago 3
"i'll kick your ass so deep that your guna be crapping my ____ for a week" i didnt catch what Turk wuld be crapping. does anyone know?
TheGreggernaut 8 months ago
@TheGreggernaut Keds its a brand of shoes
TheElemental1991 8 months ago
@TheElemental1991 word thanks dude!
TheGreggernaut 8 months ago
@TheGreggernaut Keds
Shawnsy15 8 months ago
Turk at 6:36 XD hahahaha
iCee3smile 8 months ago
MY CHICKEN!!
iammatt131 8 months ago
I need a friend like Turk or J.D
Gamer9175 9 months ago
I need a friend like Turk or J.D
Gamer9175 9 months ago
Man I'm Latin and ima start callin myself caramel bear XD
MY CHICKEN!! Lolz
Jokrd00d 9 months ago 2
JD's hair back in college xD
NANCY5265 9 months ago
MY CHICKEN!
jokerjoe110 9 months ago 3
FUCKING LOL TED
"My chicken!"
thyjesse 9 months ago
Anybody notice the giant clock necklace Turk was wearin' as JD mimicked, "You know you ma boiiii!!!" at 6:18? HAHHA, Flavor Flav Reference!
WtfItzHuy 9 months ago
I knew it! *Points at Turk*
dasecret0ne 9 months ago
LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!! YOU LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!!!
Fredcheesburger 9 months ago 2
"Awww, I just changed my shirt. MY CHICKEN!"
TheGooseChief 9 months ago 5
MY chicken!!!
Ghebreselase1 9 months ago
Chill out dawg. You know you ma boiiiiii
TheMastaMatster 10 months ago
Bitches leave!
mindsouljah 10 months ago
I like to have a waterbaloon fight :D
THECommentery1 10 months ago
Water balloon fight my ass
Ianbrown1120 10 months ago
Welcome to our Lair!
1337SHUN 10 months ago
NBC should do the JD and TURK COLLEGE srubs version of movie !!!
CENT50vin 10 months ago
nice
GAM1214 10 months ago
The name is Christopher Dunkin Turk, isn't it? Otherwise the donut joke would make no sense
smartboyalexDL 10 months ago
"i wouldnt mess with me on watermelon day!"
Marc5490 10 months ago
put the subtitles on...it s hilarious
punkonik 10 months ago
hhahahahah "hey i just wanted to say, thanks for dinner."
"no problem...and for dessert, youre going to get a little whitney. a-la-mode"
"............get out"
MSMRU 10 months ago 2
I'm funny damnit! hahahahahahahaha
sabresforeverful 11 months ago
MY CHICKEN!!!!
yoshiboy246 11 months ago
Poor Ted! He just changed his shirt!!!
tazzy186 11 months ago
@AhmadElSabeh you can tell it was improvised lol
Kwood4 11 months ago
i want a giant Jack
0:13
GeoffShouldWin 11 months ago
'and for desert, ur gonna get a little whitney, a la mode!'
'Get out...'
bakar12345 11 months ago
Turk's face at 6:36 :
=D LMAO
CanaryKeeper 1 year ago
how did they know i like crackers?
holdena10ecu 1 year ago 2
Bitches leave!
Wolfknight16 1 year ago
btw everyone calling him caranell bear... im pretty sure its CARAMEL bear. CARAMEL
splatrick123 1 year ago 72
i thought Caranell-Bear was going to take all the credit and dumped them.
camobeast100 1 year ago
"Caranell-Bear" xDDD
klopweed123 1 year ago
@klopweed123 *m
klopweed123 1 year ago
Aww i just changed my shirt *GASP* MY CHICKEN!
Gokuromario 1 year ago
LEAVE THAT ON THE FLOOR.....LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!
OneBroadwayDay 1 year ago 18
German voice from turk and jd are better :D they are much funnier in german
XiiNY14 1 year ago
"Oh God..." ROFL. XDD
andrealoveseugene 1 year ago
Hooch is crazy.
funwithgoats01 1 year ago
LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!
MovieCaliber 1 year ago
PEDRO!
earthlinggg 1 year ago
"...Duncan?"
"His dad loved donuts."
"No, he didn't. You really got to stop telling people that."
Lmao, that exchange makes me crack up EVERY SINGLE TIME I hear it ... just the way they deliver the dialogues is hilarious!!
interruptTaylorSwift 1 year ago 112
Holy crap is Caramel bear, Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite?!
AgentBO 1 year ago
Chill out daaaawg, you know you my boooiiii, this aint be what it look like... AIIIIGHT
kooleri30 1 year ago 5
"My chicken!!"
dunkster3000 1 year ago
The snapping IS kinda annoying...
thingsTheater 1 year ago
lol at turks face 6:36
BostonSportsGuy567 1 year ago
LOL 6:15
Chill out dawg. You know you my BOIIIIIIIIIII.
God JD's impression of Turk is so racist... yet hilarious!
accadacca666 1 year ago 4
JD could not be a bigger douche for the entirety of the scene starting at 3:57, who the fuck asks a mom about her dead daughters sex life, and then afterwards grabs a random ass dudes watermelon only to spit a seed going at like 50 mph at your best friend...i am disappoint JD
DoucheFagX 1 year ago
get out XDXDXD
turkeldawg 1 year ago
yo they call me chris one what's the deal yo lol
mayoush87 1 year ago
LMAO @ JD'S IMPRESSION OF A BLACK GUY
BigCheese1138 1 year ago
Frijoles lmao
Indiankote 1 year ago
vote for caramel bear ( aka pedro)
platty99 1 year ago
If I had playoff tickets to see Michael Jordan and that happened, I'd do the same thing
yankees032778 1 year ago
Wasaaaaaaaaaa Hhahah:P
AllKindOfVideosHere 1 year ago
ROFL! Turk at 2:09...best ever.
csburchie 1 year ago
"CHILLOUT DOOD. You no' you mah BOIII. This ain't be what it looks like, AIGHT?" "But it WASN'T aight!"
dappledice 1 year ago 2
"Everytime I saw them they yelled out cracker. How did they know I liked crackers?"
MiniMrGzus 1 year ago 3
6:45 - J.D. does the walk of kings
Swiftero 1 year ago
whats the song at 6:00?
mcphisto00 1 year ago
Bears for life! :D
Psychononne 1 year ago
Rofl at the refrence to Clarance Boddiker.
Bartman954 1 year ago
HAHAHA caramel bear makes me laugh everytime :P
MrFilmtastic 1 year ago
i like the song at 2:36 and the one at 6:00 so fitting for a black guy with an afro.
DarkRebelion06 1 year ago
Its g0 timee!!!
ShugoCharaSkipBeat 1 year ago
"Bitches, LEAVE!"
"*rolls sleeves up* It's go time."
Laverne ftw.
jubbles23 1 year ago 5
rest in peace caramel bear
jeffrey41010 1 year ago
"Chill out dood. You know you're my boiiiiii.
This ain't be what it looks like. Ai'?"
happyking9 1 year ago
YOU LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOOR, LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOAAHHR. XDDDD hahahah
CobraLoquendo 1 year ago 3
:11 anyone else notice the open can of vasiline and plastic arm on JD's Desk?.....No Wonder Everyone Thinks Their Gay xD
kataraokasan 1 year ago 3
''every time they saw me they called me ''cracker'' how did they even know i love crackers ?=)
egdqv13234 1 year ago 4
you missed the one with JD always doing favours for people
nutterboi5 1 year ago 4
its pedro from napoleon dynamite
DuBistEinHorst 1 year ago 76
NO LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!! YOU LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!!
Quiet1nside 1 year ago 5
you missed the one with how beer can cause death
degoetje 1 year ago
his dad loved donuts
cblack19519 1 year ago 2
6:34 the best
h0rtensy0 1 year ago 2
I love how turk has to add "and then I said, 'All right'
bigpnisitus 1 year ago 3
AWw..i just changed my shirt...MY CHICKEN!
Coaster105 1 year ago
"BITCHES LEAVE!"
Bladerunner20006 1 year ago
@Bladerunner20006 "It's go time"
Blitz46002 1 year ago
"Chill out, DAAWG, you know you're my BOIIIIIII~!!!"
AlbertWesky321 1 year ago 3
5:17 ... Impressive!
Mammothtankgrind 1 year ago
awwwww i love ted :)
Warionstar 1 year ago
Let it on the floor !! xD
MstarSmith 1 year ago
6:00 hhahaha god...
R0gueX 1 year ago
No balloons Turk. And we didn't even have a basketball
Hu6CityRidah 1 year ago
wheres the part from my growing pains?
tinusje1792 1 year ago
You took your girlfriend to see Schindler's List...?
swimteamizzle1114 1 year ago
BITCHES LEAVE!
oh its go time!
no no no!
Kionsuu 1 year ago
Anyone notice turk was wearing a clock around his neck in bed at 6:20
theaznfishy 1 year ago
@theaznfishy that's why JD had him saying "boyyyeeee" like FF
AJohnnymous 1 year ago
Vaseline at 0:14.... xD
TreeZOwnYou 1 year ago
"I'm Christopher Duncan Turk!"
"Duncan?"
"His dad loved donuts."
xD
BunniBunny 1 year ago
ROFL @ Turk's face at 6:37.
CptChaos47 1 year ago 2
Bears for life!
Your my BOYIEEEEEE, A'ight
avatarclubpenguin 1 year ago
6:20
you know you're my BOYYYYYYYY
xD
juann913 1 year ago
BEARS FOR LIFE!! XD
juann913 1 year ago
"BITCHES LEAVE!" xD
xXxXxEulexXxXx 1 year ago 2
It's go time! ahaha I love Laverne
RunmoreThinkless 1 year ago
I love that JD has a mullet.
meaphe 1 year ago
"Chill out dawwwg, you know your my boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
CurtisDoverY0 1 year ago 6
lol @ turks innocent smile when Stacy wants to take off her clothes :P
imenz93 1 year ago