FACES - Doc Suffers Greatly For Comedy - King Hell Report - funny videos de risa loco

[MsImadork]

"I will...never...do drugs...again."

*3 seconds later*

:D "AAAAAAAHHHHH"

[stephilou12]

@2:56 I think that that's gonna be the motto for the night of my 21st in a couple months

[Transmissional]

I am, afraid for my life. I am not even gonna ask let alone wonder HOW you made those faces. Your laughing was enough to pop the ears of babies, and for that--oh my fucking god. Great vid haha.

[fatboyphl]

who else thinks that 1:18 is absolutely terrifying

[chasefilming]

LOL

[MatMcB]

lmfao dude this is hilarious!

[lunaticjames]

2:45

i almost died laughing!

[8YoungBuck8]

0:57 ; That's my "O" face.

[slysendice]

@8YoungBuck8 1:20 that's mine

[heatherthompsonbrenn]

This is the best EVER

[StoningOrion]

Those are the same faces my baby daughter makes when she's ready to nurse.

[jeezymaster]

Wuahahahaha! this was sooo great i laughed so loud that i woke up my parents xb

[ThorSchou]

At 3:08 you sound like Nick from L4D 2

[codylover41794]

omggg this is soooo fuckinnn funny i cldnt stop laughing

[Kittycat4549]

1:18 is lol

[kinghellmetal]

@Kittycat4549

Glad you thought so, my friend!

CHEERS TO FACIAL MADNESS!!!!

-doc

[JennekatheNinja]

You are just too fucking beautiful man! (:

Ahhmazingness!

[kinghellmetal]

@JennekatheNinja

Thats the nicest thing I've heard all day!

CHEERS TO YOU, MY NICE FRIEND!!!!

-doc

[HeisaCookie]

wow its the lighter side of the joker as only drugs can provide =) lmao

check out my vids and let me what u think

[gaaraohye]

0:43

..dr seuss character look ftw?

[kinghellmetal]

@gaaraohye

HHAHAHAHAAAAAhAHhaahaha!

Thats the BEST compliment I've EVER gotten!

THANK YOU!!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[DHSDG]

I WILL NEVER DO DRUGS AGAIN takes a sip lol i love this shit man your awsome

[kinghellmetal]

@DHSDG

I just couldn't resist!!!

CHEERS TO SELF-CONTROL!!!!

-doc

[amitamit2]

omg some of these crazy expressions even rivaled the crazy expressions of the master of madness-faced terror - Jack Nicholson! when he played the joker in the old batman movie and in the Stephen King movie "the shining" he made some pretty scary expressions... you should totally play lead actor in some psycho movie...

[kinghellmetal]

@amitamit2

Haha, thanks for the kind words!

You flatter me too much with the Nicholson comparison - you're too kind!

CHEERS TO THE SHINING!!!!

-doc

[2luscious4this]

OMG! your replies are just as funny as your video itself! I love this!!! I've got to watch all your videos! Dayum...you made me laugh while I'm feeling so sad!

You're just what I needed!!! ;) Thanks a million and may you reach a million views and more!!!

[kinghellmetal]

@2luscious4this

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

THANKS FOR JOINING THE MADNESS!!!!

-doc

[HorazioZan]

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! i understand u bro XD

[kinghellmetal]

@HorazioZan

Glad we're on the same wavelength... there aren't many of us left!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[TheMrSchwansen]

do you always wear those glasses for example wehn you go to the supermarket

[kinghellmetal]

@TheMrSchwansen

Absolutely!

This band requires TOTAL COMMITMENT.

Fortunately, they also keep the shampoo out of my eyes in the shower!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[TheMrSchwansen]

@kinghellmetal lol

[kinghellmetal]

@TheMrSchwansen

Thanks for commenting, my friend!

CHEERS TO PUBLIC INTERACTION!!!

-doc

[TheMrSchwansen]

what's funny dude and a bit scary it looks a bit like you escaped from the madhouse

where do you get the glasses

[kinghellmetal]

@TheMrSchwansen

I've spent some madhouse, yes, but they let me out because I had legitimately served my sentence...

... got the goggles in China when King Hell toured there!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[c0mmissarKar]

holy shit dude that was fuckin crazy and funny as shit i love ur videos

P.S where can i get some of that stuff?

[kinghellmetal]

@c0mmissarKar

Thanks for the kind words, my friend!

As for scoring some of the brew, you'll have to ask Ziggy if he's been performing his Mad Scientist act again lately... I'm sure he's got SOMETHING in the trunk of his Corolla!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[lordsigara]

there a monster that lives in my penis

[kinghellmetal]

@lordsigara

HOLY CRAP!!!

Me too!!!!

My doctor recommended a topical ointment, though, and its gotten WAY better.

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[lovingu4lyfe77]

omg!! you are soooo awesome!! that was the funniest thing ever! lol awesome video, doc!! lol genius! "there's a monster that lives in my penniiisss" lol just funny

[kinghellmetal]

@lovingu4lyfe77

Glad to hear you dug the vid, my good friend!

NEW VIDS EVERY WEEK!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[DHSDG]

what the hell man funny

[kinghellmetal]

@DHSDG

YOU ROCK FOR COMMENTING!!!!

....Cheers!

-doc

[MetalHealth1]

Screw Jingle Bells. There's A Monster That Lives In My Penis got me in holiday spirit!

And your face at 1.16-ish was by far the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[kinghellmetal]

@MetalHealth1

Hhahahaa... I can't wait to see the Penis Monster Christmas Special on CBS!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[PinkFloyd312]

only us bass players can make something that has that effect!

[kinghellmetal]

@PinkFloyd312

EXACTLY!!!!

Drummers don't have the attention span!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[warpedwiselegoman]

this bass player.......has he supplied the black market with this stuff yet?

[kinghellmetal]

@warpedwiselegoman

He's strictly an in-house kind of guy... can you imagine if a hostile regime got ahold of Ziggy's brew???

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[EmoKillin666]

Anyone ever tell you you look like a skinnier younger Stephen King?

[kinghellmetal]

@EmoKillin666

No, thats a new one!

I've gotten Jack Black, Jim Carrey... but I like Steve King too!

YOU ROCK!!!

-doc

[helldemon618]

haha my god, ey doc, i was wondering, why dont u make like a whole vid where u are laughing?

-referring to 1:55

xD its like... weird, but disturbingly funny

[kinghellmetal]

@helldemon618

I'll put that on the list, my friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Mallory12Mcintyre]

haha,he's awesome and freaking crazy

[kinghellmetal]

Mallory12Mcintyre,

Thats the nicest thing I've heard today!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[trapezoidselection]

your face is fantastic in it's mobility

i love these because they display your true insanity, you crazy fuck you ; )

[kinghellmetal]

trapezoidselection,

I love it when you call me crazy, my Canadian friend!

Its good to know that someone knows just how unbalanced I really am!

VIVA LA CANADA!!!

-doc

[WanderleiSilva29]

1:28....... The grinch had a wonderful, awful idea....

[kinghellmetal]

WanderleiSilva29,

HAH!

You know my sources all too well!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[kinkypooh1019]

you're such an effing cartoon. Fucking love dude.

[kinghellmetal]

kinkypooh1019,

Thanks for enjoying the vid, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[gat0045]

lol hes like

jim carrey and jack black

[kinghellmetal]

gat0045,

WOW... thats lofty company indeed!

I'll take that compliment anyday!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[guysss2]

my thought exactly

[foxybliss]

Are you masturbating??

[kinghellmetal]

foxybliss,

Right now? Yes. Why? Oh - you mean in the VIDEO! No... no. No. Yes. Yes I am. But don't tell Youtube - they hate me enough already!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[foxybliss]

Your secret is safe with me!

[gmw090]

how anybody could hate you Doc I have NO idea!

Doc 4 President!

[NakedAngryFlamingo]

If this is what happens after a sip of this shit, just imagen what would happen if you chugged gallons of it!

[kinghellmetal]

NakedAngryFlamingo,

Oh, I don't need to imagine...

...I see Ziggy do it before every King Hell show!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[winkels25]

Hahahaha awsome !!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kinghellmetal]

winkels25,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!

New videos on the way... hopefully SOON!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

GODDAMN!!!! DIVE US WHAT WE DESERVE.... A NEW VIDEO!!!! in the works? BULLSHIT!!! WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? SPECIAL EFFECTS THAT MAKE FIREWORKS SHOOT OUT YER COCK OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Wow!

Cock fireworks!!!

I WISH recording were nearly that interesting!

I have a couple new vids all planned out, we're just busy as all hell - all I can say is...

...I PROMISE I'M NOT RETIRED!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[dredragon7]

this guy has hilarious facial expressions. he reminds me of jim carrey

[kinghellmetal]

dredragon7,

WOW!

Thanks for the high compliment!!!

New vid in the works...

...CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

give us a new vid, damnit!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

I promise that one is IN THE WORKS, my friend...

...sorry for the long wait, but I WILL RETURN!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[IdioticGeniusVideos]

You are hilarious dude! Keep it up!

I wouldn't mind seeing your band sometime, but I don't know where the HELL YOU ARE!

Anyway, great vid!

-IdioticGenius

[kinghellmetal]

IdioticGeniusVideos,

Thanks for checking out the vids, my friend!

King Hell plays in and around New York, venturing into MA, CT, PA... up and down the Right Coast, essentially.

Come and check out a show!!!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[jakekenneth]

make more video's

[kinghellmetal]

jakekenneth,

Working on it, I promise!

CHEERS!

-doc

[jakekenneth]

do it faster and did you end up making that daytura brue

[MrsBrassilio13]

Lmao. Woww.

Haha.

That's fucking hilarious.

You remind me of Jack Black and Jim Carrey together, only on crack. =] I love it. Funny shitt.

[kinghellmetal]

MrsBrassilio13,

WOW!

Thanks for the VERY high compliment, my friend!!!

YOU ROCK FOR WATCHING!!!

...cheers!

-doc

[MrsBrassilio13]

Lmao.

Hahaa

Woww.

That's amazing. I can't stop laughing.

You're fucking hilarious.

You remind me of Jack Black and Jim Carrey except on crack. :] Funny Shitt.

[xLaurenxKatex]

All I can manage to say right now... Is in fact... LOL

[kinghellmetal]

xLaurenxKatex,

So glad to hear that you dug the vid, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!

Hopefully we'll have some new vids up very soon!

CHEERS!!!!

-doc

[RottenCanoe]

Kinghellmetal........this shit was made out of PURE gold....living breathing GOLD!!

[fluk3artist]

Best 5 minutes of my life I ever spent.

Ever.

Where can I get my hands on some?

[kinghellmetal]

fluk3artist,

You'll have to appeal to Ziggy directly for a sample... normally I'm sure he'd be happy to assist, but I think he's hard at work on something a little more "mild" to help us with the CD-recording process...

...feel free to ask him!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[drummerforpeace]

was that fake?

[kinghellmetal]

drummerforpeace,

Thats a good question... define "fake"...?

I'm sure it wasn't actually liquid cocaine, but Ziggy definitely brews some nutty concoctions...

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[drummerforpeace]

i mean was your reaction fake?

that concoction probably wasn't liquid cocaine, but if your reaction was real (i'm guessing (and hoping) it's not) then i wouldn't be surprised if it had a little bit of cocaine in it. lol.

[marklouisjordan]

why aremt u makin nemore vids kinghell????

[kinghellmetal]

marklouisjordan,

I will, I promise... we're just in the middle of the recording process, and its a BITCH!

But I will keep trying to get a new one out there soon!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Dunco64]

wow, the first time i watched it it was funny and now it just seriously annoys the crap outta me

[kinghellmetal]

Dunco64,

Aha... well... sounds like you oughtn't watch it anymore!

Cheers!

-doc

[serjfan13]

i love u doc... i really do... i will have ur children 4 u!!! i will do anything if u tour houston and come 2 the meridian. ANYTHING!!! i dont want 2 suck ur cock, but i will if it means u will come 2 the meridian in houston, texas!!!!!

[serjfan13]

*then i will!!!

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Wow!

No sexual favors necessary, my friend - we'd kill to play Texas!

As soon as we go on tour we'll let you know!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Ritanermuri]

good idea. I'll be waiting.

[Ritanermuri]

hey doc,

i want to come but i can't, I'm from germany...

I think i can't fly to NY for the weekend.

it sucks.

have a great day

D.

[kinghellmetal]

Ritanermuri,

Well, then, we'll just have to book a tour to Germany, won't we!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[Ritanermuri]

uh i have to try

-a fan from germanyyyy

[kinghellmetal]

Ritanermuri,

Come on down to a King Hell show and we'll give you a free sample!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[lovesdarthmaul]

doc hun, i think it truly is time to admit u have a serious drinking problem...

and being canadian, i understand more than anyone.

then again, that could just be the molson talking.... dammit. -ur favourite canadian-

[kinghellmetal]

lovesdarthmaul,

But if I admit that I have a drinking problem, then I need to admit that I, too, am part Canadian... and then I'd need to admit that I love Zombie Movies and The Who, and cripes, I mean... where does it all end...?

Canadian Rehab, I guess...

...CHEERS!!!

-doc

[lovesdarthmaul]

first off, everyboby loves a good zombie flic, its just that we have a Zombie Awareness council that makes us different, second off, i dont really classify loving "the who" as something that relates to canadianism (unless you ARE canadian, and you love the who)and third off, Canadian Rehab is NOT that bad, i mean sure, some patients disappear, and sometimes you hear screaming in the basements, but u get that anywhere u go. i mean, least ours is FREE, right? -your favourite canadian-

[kinghellmetal]

lovesdarthmaul,

Any country with a Zombie Awareness Council could make me salute their flag with trembling lip... even more so if a Who song was the nat'l anthem, but now I'm nit-picking...

...Canadian Rehab it is!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[dvson07]

can we say A.D.D

[kinghellmetal]

dvson07,

As soon as I take my Ritalin I can...

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[JoeTheToucan]

did it give you the squits

[kinghellmetal]

JoeTheToucan,

No, but it have me the HOLY SHITS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

3:20- 3:29 were....

i pissed myself

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Depends Undergarments are my favorite brand... they've saved me many a night.

An Irishman's Best Friend!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

i almost pissed myself the entire vid

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Adult diapers are great for that... any night I'm planning on doing some SERIOUS drinking I never leave the house without my diapers on.

No waiting in the bathroom line for ME!

No women, either, but they just slow down my drinking anyways!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[zakk54321]

i forgot how funny your vids are! great job

[kinghellmetal]

zakk54321,

Thanks Zakkman!

Long time no see!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[garrettanderson983]

hahahaha! laughing my damn head off!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

garrettanderson983,

Glad to hear you dug the video, my friend!

YOU ARE A GOD AMONGST MEN for watching and commenting!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[preddy102]

This video Rocks!!!!!!!!11 so does your band =)

[kinghellmetal]

preddy102,

Thanks for saying so, my friend!!!

YOU ROCK for watching!!!!

-doc

[Scyfersythe]

I bought some of that in Starbucks the other day and I have to say, it is EYE OPENING! I now have an understanding of why I hate Amy Winehouse. That bitch is ugly!

[kinghellmetal]

Scyfersythe,

Winehouse is pretty tough to look at, isn't she? Smoking crack does very little to improve a woman's appearance...

-doc

[retroglide2000]

She is half human, half horse.

Imagine her in the Kentucky derby...she'd take the outside line everytime.

Opening bet at 10/4 - she'd come in at midnight looking like she'd gone ten rounds with Floyd Mayweather.

[retroglide2000]

right...why is my comment about Amy Winehouse in this video?

I must have had too much Magners....

[kinghellmetal]

retroglide2000,

I must have had too much of Ziggy's Brew, because I didn't even notice!

Bottoms Up!

CHEERS!!!!!!

-doc

[kinghellmetal]

woodsey1776,

Thanks for watching and commenting, my friend!

YOU ROCK!!!

Cheers!

-doc

[forebona]

a man and his face

[kinghellmetal]

forebona,

Dammit!!!

THATS what I should have called the vid!!!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

i wish i had a monster in my penis!!

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Well, now, my friend... its never too late!

CHEERS!!!

-doc

[serjfan13]

i love doc thompson and all his craziness. i really do!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[serjfan13]

i heart doc thompson!!!

[jaredcicon]

Jim Carey's got nothing on you bro. Good stuff.

[NoncentsProductions]

Quality spasms.

[Lanesteepee]

Your a Kool Nut,don't cha know

I love all the different faces

True fact,people can really make some strange movements with their face.Movements I didn't even know existed.%***** Lane

[serjfan13]

I LOVE THE CRAZY-ASS DOC THOMPSON!!!

[serjfan13]

i just... want to feel... normal again

[kinghellmetal]

serjfan13,

Truer words were never spoken!

-doc

[TheAlmightyBracket]

Can I have some? please?

[kinghellmetal]

TheAlmightyBracket,

You'll have to ask Ziggy - he's the chemistry genius!

CHEERS!

-doc

[TheGigabyteY8]

man! Liquid cocaine is the stuff that makes you go whack isn't it?? :D

[kinghellmetal]

TheGigabyteY8,

It certainly did in my case!!!

-doc

[naida9]

oh well. the more protection the better. haha

[kinghellmetal]

naida9,

Can never be too careful!

-doc

[Birdtrooper]

Liquid cocaine is a hell of a drug lol

[kinghellmetal]

Birdtrooper,

You're telling me!!!

CHEERS!

-doc

[naida9]

do you wear those goggles during sex?

it seems you are wearing them all the time..

[kinghellmetal]

naida9,

Sadly, I do... they're surgically attached to my head due to a freak goggling accident!

[DavidlDugan]

70th Comment I did it W00T!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kinghellmetal]

DavidlDugan,

You're a freakin' commenting MACHINE!!!

YOU ROCK!!!

[BlinEd1]

Wow you really wanna win huh. Wait there isnt even a lottery. Erm. I dunno. BYyye

[kinghellmetal]

BlinEd1,

There was a lottery on the new vid, but it just ended.

We'll have more, believe me!

CHEERS!

-doc

[DavidlDugan]

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[DavidlDugan]

Another Point!--- 37, messed up again.

[DavidlDugan]

Another Point!---35 on this one lol 34 on the last one.

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