Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[RyanIsLammme]

All I see is white people there is this what you crackers lough at!?? Because really you fags need to grow up it's not even funny it's stupid...

[BalletCupcake1]

knock knock .... who's there .. i kill u xxx

[dietschi100]

He is a genius ;-)

[flynnfitzherbert]

I wish all muslims stand on this ... I donno about your religion but in muslims religion the is no joking about islam

[flynnfitzherbert]

I wish all muslim stand in face of thu

[Summer0771]

wait, is Jeff doing Achmed's voice?

[lukedarrow]

@Summer0771 yes he is

[Eddylad2009]

Lowkey - terrorist, search it, relevant.

[frawlah212]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats so funny

[TheSystem691]

Knock Knock. Whos there ? Me i kill you

[fyoop]

Wow from 2007 he must be dead

[wyvern713]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I keep thinking that Achmed is his own person . . . and not a puppet. Proof of Jeff's mad ventriloquy skills.

I love Achmed!!! So funny!

[lalalocc1904]

I love it(:

[Falconman09876]

10:33 Is my favorite part! XD

[Meyercor]

Gets better every time

[rossperryr81]

he doesn't sound like him self later on in the shows like his tone of voice by what i mean.

[kittehlovr2468]

GOD!! You people are sensitive bastards!! You have to realize that heis only joking. If i read one more comment saying, oh, i find this offensive, cuz i just feel like makin other people mad and i know that hes only kidding, but ill complain about it anyway i swear im going to shoot the freakin computer! We know that not every muslum iz a terrorist, but he is only stereotyping so you people should stop taking it so personally.

[sebrenleb]

Sooooo Funny lol!!!!! XD hahahhahahahahhahha

[MuzikMafi18]

LOL, "stop touching me"

[MuzikMafi18]

Jeff: You've done your job.

Achmed: No I haven't!

Jeff: But, you're dead.

Achmed: No, I'm not. I feel fine!

Jeff: But, you're all bone...

Achmed: It's a flesh wound.

LMAO!!! xD

[Ninja1492]

CAMEDY GLED!!! I LEL'D!!! 10/10, WOULD LEL AGAIN

[alexandbros]

@Ninja1492 laught el loud?

[mozzy1995]

This so funny

[lushiouspig]

this is weak comedy

[legitstik2]

@lushiouspig your just a weak and boring human being.

[lushiouspig]

@legitstik2 your just a dumb fuck

[legitstik2]

@lushiouspig at least i'm a happy dumbfuck, who can still laugh at jokes.

[RitaOrnellasBass]

So...

240p...

We meet again...

[MixVanMark]

hahahahahahahhahaahahahahah  LMAO

[ucanfrenchmyfry101]

I find this extremely racist. This is why people hate Americans.

[94rastko]

@ucanfrenchmyfry101 Suck everybody's dicks, this shit is funny, and i'm not American...

[MorganFerrera]

So what do you think of bush?

I love bu-- oh wait, you meant the president. i LOVE Bush!

[CarinaChaos]

hellooooo I am Linsay Lohan

[abdessamad55]

"I don't want racist jokes in my act".Seems legit when you're using a doll as a MUSLIM terrorist

[Ganj2h]

@abdessamad55 How does he indicate that the doll is muslim?

[abdessamad55]

@Ganj2h By Saying "Allah" and calling him "Achmed" which is a Muslim name.(No one but Arabs can pronounce the letter ح properly so non Arabs write it as Ahmed or Achmed ) There's other signs like the fact that the Doll hates "Jews and Catholics".It's too obvious what it represents...

[Ganj2h]

@abdessamad55 hmmm... i know "Allah" means god, but I didn't think it was a like a Muslim word... And i never thought Achmed was a muslim name... surely there are some non-muslims who say Allah and some non-muslims who could be named Achmed? 9:53-9:59 I understand if you get somewhat offended but I dont think this video is trying to actually take the piss out of that religion. That would be bad.

[abdessamad55]

@Ganj2h I don't say that you're defending something wrong, but believe me, i'm Arab and there's no non-muslims called Ahmed (maybe we can find a non-muslim Ahmed but his parents who gave him that name must be muslims) cause Ahmed means "Grateful to Allah".Well Sorry if I offended you or something.

[Ganj2h]

@abdessamad55 No no no, it's not that, im not offended at all, i wouldn't call this an arguement, i'd call it a discussion, it appears im wrong... so yeah to some extent this video is kinda rascist.

[KBJade39]

@abdessamad55 but he was made in china

[cristash]

I got here by myself. Who else?

[eutherta17]

the ammount of comments about 9gag is too damn high!!

[JeboSamTeNisiZnao]

brace yourself 9GAG ARMY is coming !

[hahahaha52279]

9gag ftw !

[TaliRicieri]

5:50 9gaggers will get it!

[MrHappyDonuts]

megosta!!!!

[MrHappyDonuts]

@MrHappyDonuts i'm the best

[traumax94]

I GOT HERE BY 9GAG! WHO ELSE??

[rinneganeye]

@traumax94 it seems i'm not alone

[Schile23]

@traumax94 Look at the date when it's uploaded, yeah, you're KINDA late.

[beckm9]

@traumax94 i got here by 9gag too.. but i've seen this before.. my friend had a video..

[deathnote96vamp]

@traumax94 lmfao you two?xD bout that one joke bout the jews and the bar?xDD

[Estonianfrankestein]

prepare 9gag army !

[nemphis95]

9GAG!

[Mckalmelid]

I would toss a penny between em and watch em fight to the death :-)

[phallen79]

Its all in the eyebrows!!

[AnimeNut1000]

Jeff: You did all of this for a bunch of virgins?

Achmed: Are you kiddingme? I kill you for a Klondike bar!!!!!!!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[AnimeNut1000]

Jeff: So Achmed, where did you come from?

Achmed: You're freaking suitcase!!!!

Jeff: If you've been in my suitcase all this time, then how have you been getting through secuirity at the airport?

Achmed: Oh that's easy! They open the case and I go: "HELLO!!!!! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!!!!"

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMFAO!!!!!! JEFF IS THE BEST!!!! X3

[SilentAssasin396]

XD LOLOLOL FUNNY :)

[CiaraTateMusic]

" what was the last thing you saw before u died? Flying car parts " " did u see a bright light before you died? What? Some people say you see a bright light before you die. Well if your dumb anouf to watch the explosion yes " LOL ROTF

[Mattandjeffhardyfan1]

Rofl lmao I love Jeff Dunham

[VelvetVirgo]

well achmed isn't a real name so you shouldn't be offended

[Sjh1138]

Holy crap, I need some ligaments! ROTHLOL!!! XD

[multicoolgirl56]

I JUST LOVE JEFF!!!!

[frunita]

I dated a muslim for over a year and he got so offended by this clip, and no, he wasn't a terrorist. Not once did I get killed.

[lovebaconyah]

Achmed: "If this is paradise, I've been screwed!"

Jeff:"Did they say 'female virgins?'"

A: "HOLY CRAP!"

A: "Wait! That means I can have Clay Aiken?"

LOL!!:DD

[KitsuneFox16]

"Two Jews walk in your bar" "No no no!" "WHAT??? You dont let jews in your bar? You Racist bastard!" xD!!! LMFAO

[MelodiesOfTheHearts]

So funny!

[LongLiveInspiration]

LMAO.

[pugslol123]

hello i am Lindsey lo-hand

hahahahahahahah

that is funny luv it

[karatechick929]

I love him he just like how do you spell your name and he answers uh a c film I love it

[DARKxB52]

You are the terror m the number of deaths in which the religious wars in Europe people to learn because they do not read history

[DARKxB52]

DO say that Muslims are terrorists, let me tell you who is the terrorist, the First World War the number of deaths in which 37 million to wage the most important Muslim World War II sparked the most important Muslim death toll was 60 million delivered the atomic bomb on Hiroshima and Nkazaki most Muslims Let us here stop at your history we come to the history Altaattar Muslims invaded and entered in our duck terrorism now

[MAguilas10]

@DARKxB52 what?

[Harrysound]

It's called the dead terroist not the dead muslim.

People also need to seperate whats an act ona stage and whats actual racism.

[facesucker61]

Knock,knock who's there me I kill you

[TiggahG]

Wanna see real comedy? Check out my video! :D

[84shiggy]

Funny

[bluedove1022]

Very funny. Humor helps to bring home some very important issues. Jeff is very talented

[IsabellasTheories]

Oh oh lets' see A..... C.... Flem

[Pattpatt0703]

I Madly Love with Achmed the Dead Terrorist :*

[TheLozo23]

I am offensive and find this to be muslim

[freddy9835]

Lol this is soo funny I always watch this I love the part when his feet are mest up

[ilkepie99]

That awkward moment when Bill Clinton watches this

[AnHiVa]

240p we meet again...

[iFaisalTV]

The terrorist are israel

[22chrisscott]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH THIS IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY

[XNeon0MonkeiiX]

haha. HELLA funny

[619CoDKiller]

What do u mean by allah damn it ... Fuck U , u son of the bitch !!!

[SuperRobbie1976]

WAIT FOR IT........ I KILL YOOOUUU LMMFAO

[Kuntitled]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

[dandan6365]

if ahmed wont kill us on 12-12-2012 at 12 o clock 12 minutes and 12 seconds, ill watch this in 2212 wen ill be all bones with ahmed's bones :))

[iGhanemQ8]

Fuck You

He is Terroist Couse he Revenge on you to help Israel to kill Palestinians ؟

Palestine Will BE Free SooN!

[Awesomegirl9088]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Me-I kill you!

[esc123456789101112]

/watch?v=oBTvtI7sPHw

Ahmed the Terrorist in Action ahahahahahahah !

[valkyria20chronicles]

@whosane3450 Dont listen to these assholes.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@hellokubilay Have you not heard of Anders Bering Breivik?? The norwegian terrorist who was behind the terror attack 22. july in Oslo and on Utøya?? Im a norwegian like him!

You really think i would be offended if someone made a doll out of him and made him and those who follow him look like a fool? Of course not!!! Dont be a dumbass!

[valkyria20chronicles]

@hellokubilay Jeff is making fun of terrorists not muslims you idiot!! Achmed is supposed to look like Bin Laden! Its not Jeffs fault he was a muslim! And whosane3450 is correct! Most muslims are NOT terrorists but unfortunately most of the terrorists are muslims! They use the muslims religion as a scape goat! They believe they represent every muslim! whosane3450 should be proud of himself!

[koeiepiepen]

Silence i kill you hahahaa

[MrDelanem]

I kill u

[mhine28ism]

heheheh

NYC!



[LDProdoctions]

Shut UP

I KILL YOU

[brun0r0ck]

Achmed: Knock knock

23613 people: Who's there?

Achmed: Me, I kill you

YOU ARE AWESOME JEFF !!!

[cubbiesman9]

@SamtasticOnline you must have no soul, funniest shit ever

[jjnana100]

over there up there and over there!

[jjnana100]

oh lol me and my parents only watched one episode and we laughed so hard it hurt!

[supermetriodfansfan]

he doesn't have an ass

[RoCee344]

There's many callings in this world this one is mine. Love is bliss music is zen.

/watch?v=fGCumlNrXzo&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[thahotboy01]

Silents ill kill u

[thahotboy01]

Silents ill kill u

[Juztrynagetby]

23608 people need to like this video or.........i kill u

[SamtasticOnline]

I landed here when I read an overwhelming number of people calling this guy unfunny. I'm four minutes in, and I haven't laughed yet, so I think it's safe to say I agree.

[maarg11]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[coolsalar]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THIS SHOULD GO TO RAYWILLIAMJHONSON!!

[dalodalo90]

what are you all talking about??!! it is just a comedy tube. Achmed loves everyone ;)

[dia50100]

if have halo reach and want to join clan messege darkestsinger and change dog tag to ownd

[bestqil]

so jeff says that he doesn't want racist jokes'' when achmed talk about jews  but all the video is a joke about muslims

[whosane3450]

im a muslim n m not offended by this bcz not every muslim is a terrorist but unfortunately terrorists are mostly muslim ... plus he joked about everyone I think that kept the balance ... remember if u don't laugh .. he kill u! ;)

[BONER18cm]

@whosane3450 ur not a muslim , don't lie

[hellokubilay]

@whosane3450 i don't agree with you, in fact i'm overly offended , this isn't funny either , the media only shows Muslims as terrorists and never mentions the crimes Americans have committed. This is unbelievably disgusting, you should also be shamed with this comment.

[2albii]

@whosane3450 Agreing on the first point. Why should this be offending? Honestly, people need to relax, it's fun, comedy, I'm muslim too.

What I don't agree on is that terrorists aren't mostly muslim. Statistically proven. Unfortunately it's seems that way when looking to media reports. That is indeed unfortunate.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@thejohhnym Strapping explosives to yourself and blowing yourself up along with maybe thousands of innocents, even children, and believing you represent every muslim is not being an idiot?

[valkyria20chronicles]

@farmerjamesfergus He`s making fun of terrorists not muslims!

[PanJeziora]

i dont understand some poeple respone to this video saying it not funny and its offensive, when it suppose to be just a bit of fun. we know terrorists are dangerous people, but its good to show that even the worst enemies can be shown as a form of joke, if you don't like this kind of comedy, then don't watch it. no one is forcing you, but please refrain from bad-formed opinions and comments, since THOSE are offensive.

[lydsman]

Walter has gas

[thejohhnym]

truly awful.. i know this isn't funny, yet they're laughing. i mean terrorists have bested some of the most sophisticated security agencies in the world, yet the perception here is that terrorists are idiots, cmon?

[DXfanization]

@thejohhnym I think you get the concept og humour wrong. Humour is a way of adressing serious topics in a more comprehensible and bearable way. It is like when you sugarcoat medicine in order to make it easier to swallow.

[borisjakovljevic]

The only funny part of this is when he says I Kill You!

[onelittlepistol]

People need to relax! It's comedy show. If you dont like it... dont watch it. There are jokes for every race. Dont take it so personal.

[MyZombie34]

Knock knock. Whos There? Me, I keel you

[saatchi93]

Hellllllllooooooo  I am Lindsy Lohan!!!

love that part!

[yogirl421]

Omg. Is that rebecca black at 2:11?! Holy shit she is rasicst and tone deaf. That bitch

[30STMxAngel]

So not funny. -_-'

[zonip67]

I've never found this funny.

[donkeytoucher]

Wanna down vote this forever.

[immabeast444]

What do you think of bush

Um...oh you mean the presedent

[Josef282]

he looks so real

[coolsalar]

knock knock

.

Who' there?

.

Me I keel you!!

[marwan85smallville]

this guy so funny hahahaha

[trentonedwards123]

i love you guys peanet is so funny so is okcmead

[mmmtjusha]

Holy crap

[NomadAirsofting]

Ha look up fail wrestler gets choked out and subscribe

[iheartanci]

23'595 dislikes: From all the al-Qaeda watching.

[FyllePaal]

@iheartanci And me, who are not a mindless citizen that laughs at simple repetition jokes.

[NovaCola6]

And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!

[farolhackney2101]

how do you spell it ? WHAT?!

[Ramios3]

Pro-Zionist Lobby !

[lrubsie67]

Terrifying...~looks~ Terroist. Lolz.

[theDTM133]

most people will ignore this, but please please please watch my videos, like them even if there bad so i can win a fiver off my friend!!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!

[lrubsie67]

@theDTM133 I'll check out your videos. :)

[crazyboy5100]

So it's ok to make fun of Muslims, but not okay to make fun of Jewish and Catholic people......

[yoav28]

@crazyboy5100 It is ok to make fun of everyone, but there is nothing funny in "Mordechai, the dead holocaust survivor"

[nic4real]

@yoav28 yes there is hahah coz think of hitlers gas bill

[TheMightyDahQ]

@crazyboy5100 Catholic priests ..Pedofiles ..... Jewish people ....i dont know anything about them

[windows7god]

@crazyboy5100 it's not good to make fun of any religion ..

[ivansloe]

@windows7god Then religion shouldn't be so ridiculous then.

[ivansloe]

@crazyboy5100 No - it's okay to make fun of them as well. It's probably even okay to make fun of you, and even if it's not, I'm sure someone will.

[farisfrljak]

@crazyboy5100 you racist bastard :D

[lolnik95]

@crazyboy5100

why not? in italy we every time do it ahahhah

[gska1234]

:)



[Helaboda]

Muslim not terrorist

And Proud Of It !

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Ramios3 He`s not being racist you idiot! He`s making fun of terrorists not muslims!

[Untot333]

visit my channel :o

[immabeast444]

You idiot you don't have an ass! LOL

[mn21297]

@ramios3

Zionist government?

You stupid brainwashed fuck.

[Ramios3]

Racist comedy financed by the fucking zionist government !! whatta a fucking ignorant and brainwashed people !!!!!! its soo pathetic !!