Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[619CoDKiller]

What do u mean by allah damn it ... Fuck U , u son of the bitch !!!

[SuperRobbie1976]

WAIT FOR IT........ I KILL YOOOUUU LMMFAO

[Kuntitled]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

[dandan6365]

if ahmed wont kill us on 12-12-2012 at 12 o clock 12 minutes and 12 seconds, ill watch this in 2212 wen ill be all bones with ahmed's bones :))

[iGhanemQ8]

Fuck You

He is Terroist Couse he Revenge on you to help Israel to kill Palestinians ؟

Palestine Will BE Free SooN!

[Awesomegirl9088]

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Me-I kill you!

[esc123456789101112]

/watch?v=oBTvtI7sPHw

Ahmed the Terrorist in Action ahahahahahahah !

[valkyria20chronicles]

@whosane3450 Dont listen to these assholes.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@hellokubilay Have you not heard of Anders Bering Breivik?? The norwegian terrorist who was behind the terror attack 22. july in Oslo and on Utøya?? Im a norwegian like him!

You really think i would be offended if someone made a doll out of him and made him and those who follow him look like a fool? Of course not!!! Dont be a dumbass!

[valkyria20chronicles]

@hellokubilay Jeff is making fun of terrorists not muslims you idiot!! Achmed is supposed to look like Bin Laden! Its not Jeffs fault he was a muslim! And whosane3450 is correct! Most muslims are NOT terrorists but unfortunately most of the terrorists are muslims! They use the muslims religion as a scape goat! They believe they represent every muslim! whosane3450 should be proud of himself!

[koeiepiepen]

Silence i kill you hahahaa

[MrDelanem]

I kill u

[mhine28ism]

heheheh

NYC!



[LDProdoctions]

Shut UP

I KILL YOU

[brun0r0ck]

Achmed: Knock knock

23613 people: Who's there?

Achmed: Me, I kill you

YOU ARE AWESOME JEFF !!!

[cubbiesman9]

@SamtasticOnline you must have no soul, funniest shit ever

[jjnana100]

over there up there and over there!

[jjnana100]

oh lol me and my parents only watched one episode and we laughed so hard it hurt!

[supermetriodfansfan]

he doesn't have an ass

[RoCee344]

There's many callings in this world this one is mine. Love is bliss music is zen.

/watch?v=fGCumlNrXzo&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[thahotboy01]

Silents ill kill u

[thahotboy01]

Silents ill kill u

[Juztrynagetby]

23608 people need to like this video or.........i kill u

[SamtasticOnline]

I landed here when I read an overwhelming number of people calling this guy unfunny. I'm four minutes in, and I haven't laughed yet, so I think it's safe to say I agree.

[maarg11]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[coolsalar]

THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK THIS SHOULD GO TO RAYWILLIAMJHONSON!!

[dalodalo90]

what are you all talking about??!! it is just a comedy tube. Achmed loves everyone ;)

[dia50100]

if have halo reach and want to join clan messege darkestsinger and change dog tag to ownd

[bestqil]

so jeff says that he doesn't want racist jokes'' when achmed talk about jews but all the video is a joke about muslims

[whosane3450]

im a muslim n m not offended by this bcz not every muslim is a terrorist but unfortunately terrorists are mostly muslim ... plus he joked about everyone I think that kept the balance ... remember if u don't laugh .. he kill u! ;)

[BONER18cm]

@whosane3450 ur not a muslim , don't lie

[hellokubilay]

@whosane3450 i don't agree with you, in fact i'm overly offended , this isn't funny either , the media only shows Muslims as terrorists and never mentions the crimes Americans have committed. This is unbelievably disgusting, you should also be shamed with this comment.

[2albii]

@whosane3450 Agreing on the first point. Why should this be offending? Honestly, people need to relax, it's fun, comedy, I'm muslim too.

What I don't agree on is that terrorists aren't mostly muslim. Statistically proven. Unfortunately it's seems that way when looking to media reports. That is indeed unfortunate.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@thejohhnym Strapping explosives to yourself and blowing yourself up along with maybe thousands of innocents, even children, and believing you represent every muslim is not being an idiot?

[valkyria20chronicles]

@farmerjamesfergus He`s making fun of terrorists not muslims!

[PanJeziora]

i dont understand some poeple respone to this video saying it not funny and its offensive, when it suppose to be just a bit of fun. we know terrorists are dangerous people, but its good to show that even the worst enemies can be shown as a form of joke, if you don't like this kind of comedy, then don't watch it. no one is forcing you, but please refrain from bad-formed opinions and comments, since THOSE are offensive.

[lydsman]

Walter has gas

[thejohhnym]

truly awful.. i know this isn't funny, yet they're laughing. i mean terrorists have bested some of the most sophisticated security agencies in the world, yet the perception here is that terrorists are idiots, cmon?

[DXfanization]

@thejohhnym I think you get the concept og humour wrong. Humour is a way of adressing serious topics in a more comprehensible and bearable way. It is like when you sugarcoat medicine in order to make it easier to swallow.

[borisjakovljevic]

The only funny part of this is when he says I Kill You!

[onelittlepistol]

People need to relax! It's comedy show. If you dont like it... dont watch it. There are jokes for every race. Dont take it so personal.

[MyZombie34]

Knock knock. Whos There? Me, I keel you

[saatchi93]

Hellllllllooooooo  I am Lindsy Lohan!!!

love that part!

[yogirl421]

Omg. Is that rebecca black at 2:11?! Holy shit she is rasicst and tone deaf. That bitch

[30STMxAngel]

So not funny. -_-'

[zonip67]

I've never found this funny.

[donkeytoucher]

Wanna down vote this forever.

[immabeast444]

What do you think of bush

Um...oh you mean the presedent

[Josef282]

he looks so real

[coolsalar]

knock knock

.

Who' there?

.

Me I keel you!!

[marwan85smallville]

this guy so funny hahahaha

[trentonedwards123]

i love you guys peanet is so funny so is okcmead

[mmmtjusha]

Holy crap

[NomadAirsofting]

Ha look up fail wrestler gets choked out and subscribe

[iheartanci]

23'595 dislikes: From all the al-Qaeda watching.

[FyllePaal]

@iheartanci And me, who are not a mindless citizen that laughs at simple repetition jokes.

[NovaCola6]

And the winner had to fight Michael Jackson!

[farolhackney2101]

how do you spell it ? WHAT?! 

[Ramios3]

Pro-Zionist Lobby !

[lrubsie67]

Terrifying...~looks~ Terroist. Lolz.

[theDTM133]

most people will ignore this, but please please please watch my videos, like them even if there bad so i can win a fiver off my friend!!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!

[lrubsie67]

@theDTM133 I'll check out your videos. :)

[crazyboy5100]

So it's ok to make fun of Muslims, but not okay to make fun of Jewish and Catholic people......

[yoav28]

@crazyboy5100 It is ok to make fun of everyone, but there is nothing funny in "Mordechai, the dead holocaust survivor"

[nic4real]

@yoav28 yes there is hahah coz think of hitlers gas bill

[TheMightyDahQ]

@crazyboy5100 Catholic priests ..Pedofiles ..... Jewish people ....i dont know anything about them

[windows7god]

@crazyboy5100 it's not good to make fun of any religion ..

[ivansloe]

@windows7god Then religion shouldn't be so ridiculous then.

[ivansloe]

@crazyboy5100 No - it's okay to make fun of them as well. It's probably even okay to make fun of you, and even if it's not, I'm sure someone will.

[farisfrljak]

@crazyboy5100 you racist bastard :D

[lolnik95]

@crazyboy5100

why not? in italy we every time do it ahahhah

[gska1234]

:)



[Helaboda]

Muslim not terrorist

And Proud Of It !

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Ramios3 He`s not being racist you idiot! He`s making fun of terrorists not muslims!

[Untot333]

visit my channel :o

[immabeast444]

You idiot you don't have an ass! LOL

[mn21297]

@ramios3

Zionist government?

You stupid brainwashed fuck.

[Ramios3]

Racist comedy financed by the fucking zionist government !! whatta a fucking ignorant and brainwashed people !!!!!! its soo pathetic !!

[rwd227]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[abdhakim386]

Hilarious!

[ablepilot12]

i am laughing my butt off

[MusicAsALifestyle]

"Yes, I am a suicide bomber" "Ah, so you're Finnish" ....that's what I heard

[NinjaBeatchh]

u Racists Bastard! hahahahaaha Funny Shit :D

[zorroapes123]

how do you spellet? WHAT? HAHAHA

[BIBOS007]

Jeff dunham last show watch it here /watch?v=_tZG0ulctvI

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Matikkakoira To your information, im a fucking norwegian who lives on an old potato farm, who nearly lost a friend in the terror attack 22 july. And i simply told you the truth you pathetic humorless lump of ice!

[MrSwagboy34]

Hahaha so funny

[Nile1001]

this guy is funny but he's delivering YOU the wrong idea about Muslims !!

[Blakeo33]

Haha, going to see him tonight!

[MsTeamjacob34]

That is so dume

[nic4real]

@MsTeamjacob34 u cant even spell "dumb" lul xD

[sicoy]

6 years..and people are still watching this...timeless

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Matikkakoira Everyone with more than half a braincell and a tiny sense of humor laughs at this you fucking idiot! If you are disliking this then you are in fact defending terrorism! Even muslims laugh at this! Think before writing!

[Matikkakoira]

@valkyria20chronicles Haha! Typical americunt's logic: "You you're not laughing at this crap, you are defending terrorism". You definitely deserve this crappy video :D

[MegaHarib]

best part at 1:34

[MegaHarib]

walter fart shall destroy the worldddddddd

[ninjaandleprecaun]

epic movie SILENCE I KILL YOU

[Matikkakoira]

Just unbelievable crap... And brainless americans laught at this shit... -.-

[blknight1234]

@Matikkakoira here we go haha all Americans are brainless because we are not like the french or where ever you live well buddy we all are not the same we jam to different music we like different food and even laugh at other stuff so lets try to get along with out stupid hateful comments

[shasz516]

aahh.. this never gets old :') havent seen this vid in a long timeee

[penguinslover97]

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[TheGitron]

23.578 peoples is terrorist :D

[GameBot78]

Epicc!

[TheTrocadero56]

Achmed rules...but there is alos Blozo the Clown. A sick demented puppet clown that was kidnapped by another terrifying terrorist!...see it on you tube..search -Blozo The Clown...

[SCOffciant]

Told a class full of teenagers, "silence" what do they answer? "I KILL You!" I could not stop laughing :0)

[hahadatsawesome]

Shortly after Achmed heard Friday, Rebecca Black was found dead.

[mermaidgirl711]

STOOOPPP TOUCHINNNGGG MEEE

...lmao!

[zasshiana]

I give jeff dunham a 5/5 on my scale that guy is awsome

[zach5244]

i think jeff dunham is funny :D

[sailorathena17]

That cheers me up sorry

[sailorathena17]

I love achmed the dead terrorist it's a video thatbc

[CPswag163]

Every time I watch this I laugh no matter how many times ive seen it before

[GagaThisWay200]

silence...I KILL YOU! that makes me laugh so hard.

[clonedevin]

new guy lol

[McGoit]

Thumbs uo or... I KILL YOU!

[bluerammaster]

Anyone who don't think he is funny either 1 has no sense of humor or 2 is high

[DemonOfNubes]

this part is cool 3:29

[angel0634]

Am I the only one who thinks he's kinda hot?

[tommytolo12]

i'm not a french muslim and it's hilarious !

[1Michael9Levy1]

this guy is amazing, i love him !!! Awesome !!!

[dackjaniels777]

HELLoooo I am lindsy Lohan XD

[valkyria20chronicles]

@TheGingerLow You got no sense of humor at all! I feel sorry for you.

[Trollwarlord5]

i had a prematur detonation..you know what is like right? mister hurricane =)))

[TheGingerLow]

I don't find this funny in the slightest...

[valkyria20chronicles]

@HmmWOOT Ja han gjør det. Men det er terrorister det er snakk om. Du ser vel hvem Achmed skal ligne på? Ingen annen enn Bin Laden. Er det Jeff sin feil at han så sånn ut? Er det Jeff sin feil at han hadde turban? Nei. Mener du at du hadde blitt fornærmet hvis han hadde lagd en dukke av Breivik og gjort narr av ham?

[HmmWOOT]

@valkyria20chronicles

Im talking about the comment from lassegg and not the movie itself...

[dayman244]

so glad i met this guy

[TheSonicmew]

Hello!!! I am lindsay lohan

[kisshulover158]

Achmed: I can do this crap too! Ok here's another one.... 2 jews walk in a bar

Jeff: No no no

Achmed: What? What? You dont let jews in your bar? You racist bastard!

XDD!

[Xpl0iter69]

I AM Muslim, and i DO NOT find this offensive in the slightest.

Muslims need to realize that claiming such nonsense is a form of extremism in it self.

[Trollbrother1]

I dont get the lindsay lohan joke. Someone explain???

[kisshulover158]

@Trollbrother1 Lindsay Lohan is ugly and Achmed was comparing himself to her...... pull up a picture of her and compare and you will get the joke.

[mrblackops8539]

No but I saw a blue Prius lol

[MF1399]

A......c..... Phlem.....

[96colter]

ELLOOOO I AM LINSAY LOHAN!!!!!!!! :D

[96colter]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :D

[littleangel7900]

its not funny he will kill us!!!! LOL

[littleangel7900]

god damn it........i mean allah damn it! ROTFLMFAO

[iluvdhaterz]

i 3> akmed



[dode1986]

JEFF you are the BEST !! so funny and so true ;)

[hinatahyuga70]

love this

[SalamProductions]

MAN HES FUNNY I LAUGH AND LAUGH I LOVE IT ! SILENT I KILL YOU !LOL!

[gamingxxxfreak]

the last time i was on this video it had like 25,000,000 views. how did get over 140,000,000 views??!!

[attention1011]

Check out our channel

[brownbear9547]

he's making fun of terrorists who's beliefs are stupid not muslims cos to be muslim you can't be a terrorist so therefore i say this is hilarious! :D

[DV72H]

146,414,372



[ADudeLikeYou]

Great. Now I'm not gonna keep laughing all day cause I can't stop!

[akpo56]

@MultiTrackyBoyz no he is just holding ached up until his muscles get stronger

Here's your sign

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

Is he a ventriloquist?

[the67go]

146,388,538 VIEWS?!

[endorsedemu7]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

@endorsedemu7 Yes. Yes it is.

[TheBEKII3]

Lolz funny :D

Silence i kill you

[JaWayne5]

Silence...... I kill you

[MattGraz34]

Knock knock whos there me I'll kill u

[Brandon121xTV]

LOL at 5:17

[hdw235]

I go like this, HELLO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN! LMAO!!!!

[WWE16930]

LOL

[gigiegigiegoo3]

Ha ha ha ha

[TheCookieMonsta117]

I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!

just stay still

OK I will not move my a**

YOU DONT HAVE AN A**

[IShallRuleTheGuitar1]

Ok I will not move my ass, " you idiot you don't have an ass" LOL WALTER

[TheCookieMonsta117]

2:00 - 2:03 his lips move with "flemch"

[clipinski13]

Why isn't the P.C. crowd on their soapbox saying this is insensitive to Fundamentalist Islam?! This stuff is hilarious!!

[JasmineKrystalAcosta]

Love the puppet

[kibaluv3r]

Tht shit us hilarious and the beard on it was perfect.

[ShugoShugopower2]

i love achmed XD