Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[farolhackney2101]

how do you spell it ? WHAT?!

[Ramios3]

Pro-Zionist Lobby !

[lrubsie67]

Terrifying...~looks~ Terroist. Lolz.

[theDTM133]

most people will ignore this, but please please please watch my videos, like them even if there bad so i can win a fiver off my friend!!!! PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!

[lrubsie67]

@theDTM133 I'll check out your videos. :)

[crazyboy5100]

So it's ok to make fun of Muslims, but not okay to make fun of Jewish and Catholic people......

[yoav28]

@crazyboy5100 It is ok to make fun of everyone, but there is nothing funny in "Mordechai, the dead holocaust survivor"

[nic4real]

@yoav28 yes there is hahah coz think of hitlers gas bill

[gska1234]

:)



[Helaboda]

Muslim not terrorist

And Proud Of It !

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Ramios3 He`s not being racist you idiot! He`s making fun of terrorists not muslims!

[Untot333]

visit my channel :o

[immabeast444]

You idiot you don't have an ass! LOL

[mn21297]

@ramios3

Zionist government?

You stupid brainwashed fuck.

[Ramios3]

Racist comedy financed by the fucking zionist government !! whatta a fucking ignorant and brainwashed people !!!!!! its soo pathetic !!

[rwd227]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!

[abdhakim386]

Hilarious!

[ablepilot12]

i am laughing my butt off

[MusicAsALifestyle]

"Yes, I am a suicide bomber" "Ah, so you're Finnish" ....that's what I heard

[NinjaBeatchh]

u Racists Bastard! hahahahaaha Funny Shit :D

[zorroapes123]

how do you spellet?  WHAT? HAHAHA

[BIBOS007]

Jeff dunham last show watch it here /watch?v=_tZG0ulctvI

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Matikkakoira To your information, im a fucking norwegian who lives on an old potato farm, who nearly lost a friend in the terror attack 22 july. And i simply told you the truth you pathetic humorless lump of ice!

[MrSwagboy34]

Hahaha so funny

[Nile1001]

this guy is funny but he's delivering YOU the wrong idea about Muslims !!

[Blakeo33]

Haha, going to see him tonight!

[MsTeamjacob34]

That is so dume

[nic4real]

@MsTeamjacob34 u cant even spell "dumb" lul xD

[sicoy]

6 years..and people are still watching this...timeless

[valkyria20chronicles]

@Matikkakoira Everyone with more than half a braincell and a tiny sense of humor laughs at this you fucking idiot! If you are disliking this then you are in fact defending terrorism! Even muslims laugh at this! Think before writing!

[Matikkakoira]

@valkyria20chronicles Haha! Typical americunt's logic: "You you're not laughing at this crap, you are defending terrorism". You definitely deserve this crappy video :D

[MegaHarib]

best part at 1:34

[MegaHarib]

walter fart shall destroy the worldddddddd

[ninjaandleprecaun]

epic movie SILENCE I KILL YOU

[Matikkakoira]

Just unbelievable crap... And brainless americans laught at this shit... -.-

[blknight1234]

@Matikkakoira here we go haha all Americans are brainless because we are not like the french or where ever you live well buddy we all are not the same we jam to different music we like different food and even laugh at other stuff so lets try to get along with out stupid hateful comments

[shasz516]

aahh.. this never gets old :') havent seen this vid in a long timeee

[penguinslover97]

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[TheGitron]

23.578 peoples is terrorist :D

[GameBot78]

Epicc!

[TheTrocadero56]

Achmed rules...but there is alos Blozo the Clown. A sick demented puppet clown that was kidnapped by another terrifying terrorist!...see it on you tube..search -Blozo The Clown...

[SCOffciant]

Told a class full of teenagers, "silence" what do they answer? "I KILL You!" I could not stop laughing :0)

[hahadatsawesome]

Shortly after Achmed heard Friday, Rebecca Black was found dead.

[mermaidgirl711]

STOOOPPP TOUCHINNNGGG MEEE

...lmao!

[zasshiana]

I give jeff dunham a 5/5 on my scale that guy is awsome

[zach5244]

i think jeff dunham is funny :D

[sailorathena17]

That cheers me up sorry

[sailorathena17]

I love achmed the dead terrorist it's a video thatbc

[CPswag163]

Every time I watch this I laugh no matter how many times ive seen it before

[GagaThisWay200]

silence...I KILL YOU! that makes me laugh so hard.

[clonedevin]

new guy lol

[McGoit]

Thumbs uo or... I KILL YOU!

[bluerammaster]

Anyone who don't think he is funny either 1 has no sense of humor or 2 is high

[DemonOfNubes]

this part is cool 3:29

[angel0634]

Am I the only one who thinks he's kinda hot?

[tommytolo12]

i'm not a french muslim and it's hilarious !

[1Michael9Levy1]

this guy is amazing, i love him !!! Awesome !!!

[dackjaniels777]

HELLoooo I am lindsy Lohan XD

[valkyria20chronicles]

@TheGingerLow You got no sense of humor at all! I feel sorry for you.

[Trollwarlord5]

i had a prematur detonation..you know what is like right? mister hurricane =)))

[TheGingerLow]

I don't find this funny in the slightest...

[valkyria20chronicles]

@HmmWOOT Ja han gjør det. Men det er terrorister det er snakk om. Du ser vel hvem Achmed skal ligne på? Ingen annen enn Bin Laden. Er det Jeff sin feil at han så sånn ut? Er det Jeff sin feil at han hadde turban? Nei. Mener du at du hadde blitt fornærmet hvis han hadde lagd en dukke av Breivik og gjort narr av ham?

[HmmWOOT]

@valkyria20chronicles

Im talking about the comment from lassegg and not the movie itself...

[dayman244]

so glad i met this guy

[TheSonicmew]

Hello!!! I am lindsay lohan

[kisshulover158]

Achmed: I can do this crap too! Ok here's another one.... 2 jews walk in a bar

Jeff: No no no

Achmed: What? What? You dont let jews in your bar? You racist bastard!

XDD!

[Xpl0iter69]

I AM Muslim, and i DO NOT find this offensive in the slightest.

Muslims need to realize that claiming such nonsense is a form of extremism in it self.

[Trollbrother1]

I dont get the lindsay lohan joke. Someone explain???

[kisshulover158]

@Trollbrother1 Lindsay Lohan is ugly and Achmed was comparing himself to her...... pull up a picture of her and compare and you will get the joke.

[mrblackops8539]

No but I saw a blue Prius lol

[MF1399]

A......c..... Phlem.....

[96colter]

ELLOOOO I AM LINSAY LOHAN!!!!!!!! :D

[96colter]

SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :D

[littleangel7900]

its not funny he will kill us!!!! LOL

[littleangel7900]

god damn it........i mean allah damn it!  ROTFLMFAO

[iluvdhaterz]

i 3> akmed

[dode1986]

JEFF you are the BEST !! so funny and so true ;) 

[hinatahyuga70]

love this

[SalamProductions]

MAN HES FUNNY I LAUGH AND LAUGH I LOVE IT ! SILENT I KILL YOU !LOL!

[gamingxxxfreak]

the last time i was on this video it had like 25,000,000 views. how did get over 140,000,000 views??!!

[attention1011]

Check out our channel

[brownbear9547]

he's making fun of terrorists who's beliefs are stupid not muslims cos to be muslim you can't be a terrorist so therefore i say this is hilarious! :D

[DV72H]

146,414,372



[ADudeLikeYou]

Great. Now I'm not gonna keep laughing all day cause I can't stop!

[akpo56]

@MultiTrackyBoyz no he is just holding ached up until his muscles get stronger

Here's your sign

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

Is he a ventriloquist?

[the67go]

146,388,538 VIEWS?!

[endorsedemu7]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[MultiTrackyBoyz]

@endorsedemu7 Yes. Yes it is.

[TheBEKII3]

Lolz funny :D

Silence i kill you

[JaWayne5]

Silence...... I kill you

[MattGraz34]

Knock knock whos there me I'll kill u

[Brandon121xTV]

LOL at 5:17



[hdw235]

I go like this, HELLO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN! LMAO!!!!

[WWE16930]

LOL

[gigiegigiegoo3]

Ha ha ha ha

[TheCookieMonsta117]

I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!

just stay still

OK I will not move my a**

YOU DONT HAVE AN A**

[IShallRuleTheGuitar1]

Ok I will not move my ass, " you idiot you don't have an ass" LOL WALTER

[TheCookieMonsta117]

2:00 - 2:03 his lips move with "flemch"

[clipinski13]

Why isn't the P.C. crowd on their soapbox saying this is insensitive to Fundamentalist Islam?! This stuff is hilarious!!

[JasmineKrystalAcosta]

Love the puppet

[kibaluv3r]

Tht shit us hilarious and the beard on it was perfect.

[ShugoShugopower2]

i love achmed XD

[gimmeanocean]

this act is so funny!!!!!!!

[MrTshirtboooy]

They spelled his name wrong it's acflemed....

[mvmatt605]

this is so funny



[Chrisdabeastman34]

But only muslims terrorize

[Ulquiorra276]

@Chrisdabeastman34 Shut up u cow what do u know 1 guy misunderstands somefink u think its the whole religion and how many muslims are there that terrorize only two gangs al qaeda and taliban how many of u lot are there that terrorize, millions .

Go be racist some where else

[gimmeanocean]

@Ulquiorra276 he his funny

[fero96]

Some people find this racist , because he's viewing the terrorist as a muslim , terrorism is not a religion

[TheAdik98]

Silence......... I KILL you!

[Johanimoe]

The views! the many views! :D

[Dankku123]

Silence! I kill you!

[partonace]

wonder what the members of the jewish society would now be called if they'd defended themselves about 70 years ago. and if they'd have had killed hitler before the holocaust

this guy would now be a martyr of "the" western society...

[ALfaDuB101]

if this is'nt racist how funny would this be if the shoe was on the other foot, for instance arab with dead american soldier puppet

[partonace]

@ALfaDuB101 ...it wouldn't have to be "dead" - since soldiers, no matter where they come from, are all braindead zombies.

[valkyria20chronicles]

@lassegg He`s not racist you idiot! He`s making fun of TERRORISTS not muslims!!! Even muslims find this hilarious!

[HmmWOOT]

@valkyria20chronicles

Cant you smell the irony? Hes clearly trolling...

[Rapza54180]

@valkyria20chronicles I'm a french muslim and it's hilarious !

[lassegg]

Fucking racist! This will be like watching a minstrel-show in 50 years..

[Pinter333]

@lassegg Racist against what!? Terrorist!? I like your vids man, but you're being an ass...

[Educated2Extinction]

@lassegg

Islam is not a race, so this can't be racist. Words mean things.

[dragonflux14]

@lassegg Muslim is not a race, it is a religion..

[belayboy007]

@dragonflux14 actually islam is religion and followers of islam are muslims...

[neilladriaansen]

@lassegg SILENCE! I kill you!

[ThomasToum17]

@lassegg

I wanted to see your comment because the two top comments were a reply to it. Now that I found it a have just one thing to tell you. You have absolutely NO sense of humor. I feel sorry about you

[asskcknshethng02]

This never gets old. X-D

[DigimonVeteran]

I KEEL U!

[Oblivionb123]

23,554 people liked the new guy

[IxaSaheb]

ok i found this a bit funny, now for all those who say that islam is terrorism religion and likes to kill wommen and children i tell them to think again, because in islam it is prohibited to kill innocent peaple.Those MUSLIMS who bomb themselves and kill innocent are NOT TRUE muslims becuase they dont do what quran said.Now the media brings up te black sheet of islam and say it so ppl think islam is terrorist religion and other crap about islam.Pls ppl stop listening to media nd use ur brains :(

[16gallifreygirl]

I just noticed Achmed has a beard...

[Sarceno19]

from the native americans to the muslims, and soon the US citizens will know what its like to be called a terrorist.

google FEMA and NDAA, Obama signed it. not a conspiracy theory, it is fact

[MrExtremedude09]

this guy is so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha this was so funny lol

[Pwnbro12]

I love him

[thepoodoo1]

what the hell happened to my feet!!!

[buddyginaful]

So freacking funny I kill you

[handcuff308]

the funny part is when he said "silence!" everybody stopped to clap for a second haha

[kisshulover158]

1:19-1:27.. That "Come at me bro" moment....

[jeyden4life]

If you dont like his jokes, why are you watching the video in the first place?!

[haircutbob2]

@jeyden4life Because I wanted to see what everyone was talking about.

[haircutbob2]

Why does everyone think this is so hilarious...?

[SuperUberpwned]

@haircutbob2 Cause there's something in the world called "funny" although you probably haven't heard of it.

[haircutbob2]

@SuperUberpwned The jokes are so predictable though... It's like this is written for 10 year olds.

[kingtylerize]

Suicide bomber from Iraq

[yeager1022]

A..C...Flem?

Lolololol

[Sarasince1992]

The only part of this which made me laugh was "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Me. I kill you!"

[TheFionstein]

23550 people are Lindsay Lohan!

[Nwwwwwww]

What is this? 146 milllion views, 10 minutes of bad jokes.

[MadManCael]

achmed lied, he was a muslim a a a a a a a a a

[MrShedboy83]

LOL! I love Achmed, he's a ledgend!!

[DigimonVeteran]

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[Forex24hTrading]

Hey you should bring the virgins on stage too

[thekillermfkaty]

Thank you 1351

[Mz0bey]

Luv this!!

[kisshulover158]

240p...... we meet again!

[CHIVA9519]

It looks more like a tribute to bill Clinton

LMAOOOOo

[dominos428]

I. Love. Jeff. Dunham. :)-3

[cobyjoseph7842]

he is funny as hell

[xoJezzyBellyxo]

the suicide hotline? wow i took a little offence to tht but damn tht puppet is funny!

[DonaldTrumpShit95]

I'm Lindsey Lohan and i find this offensive!

[Lizardguy4231]

People people please look at my videos views is all I want

[SonicRulez1515]

So, 240p Quality... we meet again.

[dreamofsinging23]

i love this show haha

[IKILLU2012]

I KILL U !!!!

[HotMonkey112233]

ok,i typed in the link bar i kill you and it brings me here?WTH?

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[bsk3082]

This is soooo racist goddamnit

[agmagicalgirl067]

"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" and "LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION " is the funniest parts!!!

[TheRealVeterans]

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