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@Matikkakoira To your information, im a fucking norwegian who lives on an old potato farm, who nearly lost a friend in the terror attack 22 july. And i simply told you the truth you pathetic humorless lump of ice!
@Matikkakoira Everyone with more than half a braincell and a tiny sense of humor laughs at this you fucking idiot! If you are disliking this then you are in fact defending terrorism! Even muslims laugh at this! Think before writing!
@valkyria20chronicles Haha! Typical americunt's logic: "You you're not laughing at this crap, you are defending terrorism". You definitely deserve this crappy video :D
@Matikkakoira here we go haha all Americans are brainless because we are not like the french or where ever you live well buddy we all are not the same we jam to different music we like different food and even laugh at other stuff so lets try to get along with out stupid hateful comments
Achmed rules...but there is alos Blozo the Clown. A sick demented puppet clown that was kidnapped by another terrifying terrorist!...see it on you tube..search -Blozo The Clown...
@HmmWOOT Ja han gjør det. Men det er terrorister det er snakk om. Du ser vel hvem Achmed skal ligne på? Ingen annen enn Bin Laden. Er det Jeff sin feil at han så sånn ut? Er det Jeff sin feil at han hadde turban? Nei. Mener du at du hadde blitt fornærmet hvis han hadde lagd en dukke av Breivik og gjort narr av ham?
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@Chrisdabeastman34 Shut up u cow what do u know 1 guy misunderstands somefink u think its the whole religion and how many muslims are there that terrorize only two gangs al qaeda and taliban how many of u lot are there that terrorize, millions .
wonder what the members of the jewish society would now be called if they'd defended themselves about 70 years ago. and if they'd have had killed hitler before the holocaust
this guy would now be a martyr of "the" western society...
@valkyria20chronicles Yes, he is making fun of terrorists, but he's using a stereotypical and generalizing depiction of middle eastern people to do so, which I find racist, and by racist I mean so without a agenda other than making cheap laughs..
The funny thing is that I actually like racist and discriminating humor, but it needs to be intelligent and reflected. I find this to be neither. Cheap jokes and repetition. Not my cup of tea, but might be yours and that's ok..
I wanted to see your comment because the two top comments were a reply to it. Now that I found it a have just one thing to tell you. You have absolutely NO sense of humor. I feel sorry about you
ok i found this a bit funny, now for all those who say that islam is terrorism religion and likes to kill wommen and children i tell them to think again, because in islam it is prohibited to kill innocent peaple.Those MUSLIMS who bomb themselves and kill innocent are NOT TRUE muslims becuase they dont do what quran said.Now the media brings up te black sheet of islam and say it so ppl think islam is terrorist religion and other crap about islam.Pls ppl stop listening to media nd use ur brains :(
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2011prii 24 minutes ago
Pro-Zionist Lobby !
Ramios3 37 minutes ago
Terrifying...~looks~ Terroist. Lolz.
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@theDTM133 I'll check out your videos. :)
lrubsie67 55 minutes ago
So it's ok to make fun of Muslims, but not okay to make fun of Jewish and Catholic people......
crazyboy5100 4 hours ago 2
@crazyboy5100 It is ok to make fun of everyone, but there is nothing funny in "Mordechai, the dead holocaust survivor"
yoav28 3 hours ago
@yoav28 yes there is hahah coz think of hitlers gas bill
nic4real 51 minutes ago
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Shadowscht16 6 hours ago
:)
gska1234 7 hours ago
Muslim not terrorist
And Proud Of It !
Helaboda 7 hours ago
@Ramios3 He`s not being racist you idiot! He`s making fun of terrorists not muslims!
valkyria20chronicles 7 hours ago
visit my channel :o
Untot333 8 hours ago
You idiot you don't have an ass! LOL
immabeast444 11 hours ago
@ramios3
Zionist government?
You stupid brainwashed fuck.
mn21297 12 hours ago
Racist comedy financed by the fucking zionist government !! whatta a fucking ignorant and brainwashed people !!!!!! its soo pathetic !!
Ramios3 14 hours ago
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
rwd227 14 hours ago
Hilarious!
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2011prii 16 hours ago
i am laughing my butt off
ablepilot12 17 hours ago
"Yes, I am a suicide bomber" "Ah, so you're Finnish" ....that's what I heard
MusicAsALifestyle 17 hours ago
u Racists Bastard! hahahahaaha Funny Shit :D
NinjaBeatchh 17 hours ago
how do you spellet? WHAT? HAHAHA
zorroapes123 18 hours ago
Jeff dunham last show watch it here /watch?v=_tZG0ulctvI
BIBOS007 18 hours ago
@Matikkakoira To your information, im a fucking norwegian who lives on an old potato farm, who nearly lost a friend in the terror attack 22 july. And i simply told you the truth you pathetic humorless lump of ice!
valkyria20chronicles 19 hours ago
Hahaha so funny
MrSwagboy34 20 hours ago
this guy is funny but he's delivering YOU the wrong idea about Muslims !!
Nile1001 21 hours ago
Haha, going to see him tonight!
Blakeo33 22 hours ago
That is so dume
MsTeamjacob34 22 hours ago
@MsTeamjacob34 u cant even spell "dumb" lul xD
nic4real 49 minutes ago
6 years..and people are still watching this...timeless
sicoy 1 day ago
@Matikkakoira Everyone with more than half a braincell and a tiny sense of humor laughs at this you fucking idiot! If you are disliking this then you are in fact defending terrorism! Even muslims laugh at this! Think before writing!
valkyria20chronicles 1 day ago
@valkyria20chronicles Haha! Typical americunt's logic: "You you're not laughing at this crap, you are defending terrorism". You definitely deserve this crappy video :D
Matikkakoira 20 hours ago
best part at 1:34
MegaHarib 1 day ago
walter fart shall destroy the worldddddddd
MegaHarib 1 day ago
epic movie SILENCE I KILL YOU
ninjaandleprecaun 1 day ago
Just unbelievable crap... And brainless americans laught at this shit... -.-
Matikkakoira 1 day ago
@Matikkakoira here we go haha all Americans are brainless because we are not like the french or where ever you live well buddy we all are not the same we jam to different music we like different food and even laugh at other stuff so lets try to get along with out stupid hateful comments
blknight1234 21 hours ago
aahh.. this never gets old :') havent seen this vid in a long timeee
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penguinslover97 1 day ago
23.578 peoples is terrorist :D
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GameBot78 1 day ago
Achmed rules...but there is alos Blozo the Clown. A sick demented puppet clown that was kidnapped by another terrifying terrorist!...see it on you tube..search -Blozo The Clown...
TheTrocadero56 1 day ago
Told a class full of teenagers, "silence" what do they answer? "I KILL You!" I could not stop laughing :0)
SCOffciant 1 day ago 14
Shortly after Achmed heard Friday, Rebecca Black was found dead.
hahadatsawesome 1 day ago 2
STOOOPPP TOUCHINNNGGG MEEE
...lmao!
mermaidgirl711 1 day ago
I give jeff dunham a 5/5 on my scale that guy is awsome
zasshiana 1 day ago
i think jeff dunham is funny :D
zach5244 1 day ago
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zach5244 1 day ago
That cheers me up sorry
sailorathena17 1 day ago
I love achmed the dead terrorist it's a video thatbc
sailorathena17 1 day ago
Every time I watch this I laugh no matter how many times ive seen it before
CPswag163 1 day ago
silence...I KILL YOU! that makes me laugh so hard.
GagaThisWay200 1 day ago
new guy lol
clonedevin 1 day ago
Thumbs uo or... I KILL YOU!
McGoit 1 day ago 37
Anyone who don't think he is funny either 1 has no sense of humor or 2 is high
bluerammaster 1 day ago
this part is cool 3:29
DemonOfNubes 1 day ago
Am I the only one who thinks he's kinda hot?
angel0634 1 day ago
i'm not a french muslim and it's hilarious !
tommytolo12 1 day ago
this guy is amazing, i love him !!! Awesome !!!
1Michael9Levy1 1 day ago
HELLoooo I am lindsy Lohan XD
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bestchannelss 2 days ago
@TheGingerLow You got no sense of humor at all! I feel sorry for you.
valkyria20chronicles 2 days ago
i had a prematur detonation..you know what is like right? mister hurricane =)))
Trollwarlord5 2 days ago
I don't find this funny in the slightest...
TheGingerLow 2 days ago 2
@HmmWOOT Ja han gjør det. Men det er terrorister det er snakk om. Du ser vel hvem Achmed skal ligne på? Ingen annen enn Bin Laden. Er det Jeff sin feil at han så sånn ut? Er det Jeff sin feil at han hadde turban? Nei. Mener du at du hadde blitt fornærmet hvis han hadde lagd en dukke av Breivik og gjort narr av ham?
valkyria20chronicles 2 days ago
@valkyria20chronicles
Im talking about the comment from lassegg and not the movie itself...
HmmWOOT 2 days ago
so glad i met this guy
dayman244 2 days ago
Hello!!! I am lindsay lohan
TheSonicmew 2 days ago
Achmed: I can do this crap too! Ok here's another one.... 2 jews walk in a bar
Jeff: No no no
Achmed: What? What? You dont let jews in your bar? You racist bastard!
XDD!
kisshulover158 2 days ago 2
I AM Muslim, and i DO NOT find this offensive in the slightest.
Muslims need to realize that claiming such nonsense is a form of extremism in it self.
Xpl0iter69 2 days ago
I dont get the lindsay lohan joke. Someone explain???
Trollbrother1 2 days ago
@Trollbrother1 Lindsay Lohan is ugly and Achmed was comparing himself to her...... pull up a picture of her and compare and you will get the joke.
kisshulover158 2 days ago
No but I saw a blue Prius lol
mrblackops8539 2 days ago
A......c..... Phlem.....
MF1399 2 days ago
ELLOOOO I AM LINSAY LOHAN!!!!!!!! :D
96colter 2 days ago
SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO :D
96colter 2 days ago
its not funny he will kill us!!!! LOL
littleangel7900 2 days ago
god damn it........i mean allah damn it! ROTFLMFAO
littleangel7900 2 days ago
i 3> akmed
iluvdhaterz 2 days ago
JEFF you are the BEST !! so funny and so true ;)
dode1986 2 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
love this
hinatahyuga70 2 days ago
MAN HES FUNNY I LAUGH AND LAUGH I LOVE IT ! SILENT I KILL YOU !LOL!
SalamProductions 2 days ago
the last time i was on this video it had like 25,000,000 views. how did get over 140,000,000 views??!!
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Konts300 2 days ago 15
he's making fun of terrorists who's beliefs are stupid not muslims cos to be muslim you can't be a terrorist so therefore i say this is hilarious! :D
brownbear9547 2 days ago
146,414,372
DV72H 3 days ago
Great. Now I'm not gonna keep laughing all day cause I can't stop!
ADudeLikeYou 3 days ago
@MultiTrackyBoyz no he is just holding ached up until his muscles get stronger
Here's your sign
akpo56 3 days ago
Is he a ventriloquist?
MultiTrackyBoyz 3 days ago
146,388,538 VIEWS?!
the67go 3 days ago
Is this supposed to be funny?
endorsedemu7 3 days ago
@endorsedemu7 Yes. Yes it is.
MultiTrackyBoyz 3 days ago
Lolz funny :D
Silence i kill you
TheBEKII3 3 days ago
Silence...... I kill you
JaWayne5 3 days ago
Knock knock whos there me I'll kill u
MattGraz34 3 days ago
LOL at 5:17
Brandon121xTV 3 days ago
I go like this, HELLO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN! LMAO!!!!
hdw235 3 days ago
LOL
WWE16930 3 days ago
Ha ha ha ha
gigiegigiegoo3 3 days ago
I NEED SOME LIGAMENTS!
just stay still
OK I will not move my a**
YOU DONT HAVE AN A**
TheCookieMonsta117 3 days ago
Ok I will not move my ass, " you idiot you don't have an ass" LOL WALTER
IShallRuleTheGuitar1 3 days ago
2:00 - 2:03 his lips move with "flemch"
TheCookieMonsta117 3 days ago
Why isn't the P.C. crowd on their soapbox saying this is insensitive to Fundamentalist Islam?! This stuff is hilarious!!
clipinski13 3 days ago
Love the puppet
JasmineKrystalAcosta 3 days ago
Tht shit us hilarious and the beard on it was perfect.
kibaluv3r 3 days ago
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MegaShortTimer 3 days ago
i love achmed XD
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holy crap in the air
AutoPoke 3 days ago
this act is so funny!!!!!!!
gimmeanocean 3 days ago
They spelled his name wrong it's acflemed....
MrTshirtboooy 3 days ago
this is so funny
mvmatt605 3 days ago
But only muslims terrorize
Chrisdabeastman34 3 days ago
@Chrisdabeastman34 Shut up u cow what do u know 1 guy misunderstands somefink u think its the whole religion and how many muslims are there that terrorize only two gangs al qaeda and taliban how many of u lot are there that terrorize, millions .
Go be racist some where else
Ulquiorra276 3 days ago
@Ulquiorra276 he his funny
gimmeanocean 3 days ago
Some people find this racist , because he's viewing the terrorist as a muslim , terrorism is not a religion
fero96 3 days ago
Silence......... I KILL you!
TheAdik98 3 days ago
The views! the many views! :D
Johanimoe 3 days ago
Silence! I kill you!
Dankku123 3 days ago
wonder what the members of the jewish society would now be called if they'd defended themselves about 70 years ago. and if they'd have had killed hitler before the holocaust
this guy would now be a martyr of "the" western society...
partonace 3 days ago
if this is'nt racist how funny would this be if the shoe was on the other foot, for instance arab with dead american soldier puppet
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@ALfaDuB101 ...it wouldn't have to be "dead" - since soldiers, no matter where they come from, are all braindead zombies.
partonace 3 days ago
@lassegg He`s not racist you idiot! He`s making fun of TERRORISTS not muslims!!! Even muslims find this hilarious!
valkyria20chronicles 4 days ago 52
@valkyria20chronicles
Cant you smell the irony? Hes clearly trolling...
HmmWOOT 2 days ago
@valkyria20chronicles I'm a french muslim and it's hilarious !
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lassegg 2 hours ago
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@valkyria20chronicles Yes, he is making fun of terrorists, but he's using a stereotypical and generalizing depiction of middle eastern people to do so, which I find racist, and by racist I mean so without a agenda other than making cheap laughs..
The funny thing is that I actually like racist and discriminating humor, but it needs to be intelligent and reflected. I find this to be neither. Cheap jokes and repetition. Not my cup of tea, but might be yours and that's ok..
lassegg 2 hours ago
Fucking racist! This will be like watching a minstrel-show in 50 years..
lassegg 4 days ago
@lassegg Racist against what!? Terrorist!? I like your vids man, but you're being an ass...
Pinter333 4 days ago 4
@lassegg
Islam is not a race, so this can't be racist. Words mean things.
Educated2Extinction 3 days ago
@lassegg Muslim is not a race, it is a religion..
dragonflux14 3 days ago 57
@dragonflux14 actually islam is religion and followers of islam are muslims...
belayboy007 20 hours ago
@lassegg SILENCE! I kill you!
neilladriaansen 2 days ago
@lassegg
I wanted to see your comment because the two top comments were a reply to it. Now that I found it a have just one thing to tell you. You have absolutely NO sense of humor. I feel sorry about you
ThomasToum17 1 day ago 2
This never gets old. X-D
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TheHolyDante 4 days ago
I KEEL U!
DigimonVeteran 4 days ago
23,554 people liked the new guy
Oblivionb123 4 days ago
ok i found this a bit funny, now for all those who say that islam is terrorism religion and likes to kill wommen and children i tell them to think again, because in islam it is prohibited to kill innocent peaple.Those MUSLIMS who bomb themselves and kill innocent are NOT TRUE muslims becuase they dont do what quran said.Now the media brings up te black sheet of islam and say it so ppl think islam is terrorist religion and other crap about islam.Pls ppl stop listening to media nd use ur brains :(
IxaSaheb 4 days ago 3
I just noticed Achmed has a beard...
16gallifreygirl 4 days ago
from the native americans to the muslims, and soon the US citizens will know what its like to be called a terrorist.
google FEMA and NDAA, Obama signed it. not a conspiracy theory, it is fact
Sarceno19 4 days ago
this guy is so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this was so funny lol
MrExtremedude09 4 days ago
I love him
Pwnbro12 4 days ago
what the hell happened to my feet!!!
thepoodoo1 4 days ago
So freacking funny I kill you
buddyginaful 4 days ago
the funny part is when he said "silence!" everybody stopped to clap for a second haha
handcuff308 4 days ago
1:19-1:27.. That "Come at me bro" moment....
kisshulover158 4 days ago
If you dont like his jokes, why are you watching the video in the first place?!
jeyden4life 4 days ago
@jeyden4life Because I wanted to see what everyone was talking about.
haircutbob2 4 days ago
Why does everyone think this is so hilarious...?
haircutbob2 4 days ago
@haircutbob2 Cause there's something in the world called "funny" although you probably haven't heard of it.
SuperUberpwned 4 days ago
@SuperUberpwned The jokes are so predictable though... It's like this is written for 10 year olds.
haircutbob2 4 days ago
Suicide bomber from Iraq
kingtylerize 4 days ago
A..C...Flem?
Lolololol
yeager1022 4 days ago
The only part of this which made me laugh was "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Me. I kill you!"
Sarasince1992 4 days ago
23550 people are Lindsay Lohan!
TheFionstein 4 days ago
What is this? 146 milllion views, 10 minutes of bad jokes.
Nwwwwwww 5 days ago
achmed lied, he was a muslim a a a a a a a a a
MadManCael 5 days ago
LOL! I love Achmed, he's a ledgend!!
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Hey you should bring the virgins on stage too
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Thank you 1351
thekillermfkaty 5 days ago
Luv this!!
Mz0bey 5 days ago
240p...... we meet again!
kisshulover158 5 days ago
It looks more like a tribute to bill Clinton
LMAOOOOo
CHIVA9519 5 days ago
I. Love. Jeff. Dunham. :)-3
dominos428 5 days ago
he is funny as hell
cobyjoseph7842 5 days ago
the suicide hotline? wow i took a little offence to tht but damn tht puppet is funny!
xoJezzyBellyxo 5 days ago
I'm Lindsey Lohan and i find this offensive!
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Lizardguy4231 5 days ago
So, 240p Quality... we meet again.
SonicRulez1515 5 days ago
i love this show haha
dreamofsinging23 5 days ago
I KILL U !!!!
IKILLU2012 5 days ago
ok,i typed in the link bar i kill you and it brings me here?WTH?
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This is soooo racist goddamnit
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"STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" and "LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION " is the funniest parts!!!
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