She's another proof why women aren't funny. I'm sure all my replies will be from angry women. My ultimate reply to you then is save your breath, cause nothing you say will be humorous, plus you need your breath to cook me dinner.
@filmz101 Aww a whole day and no "angry women" showed up to yell at you for your extremely original and hilarious suggestion that they are only of use in the kitchen. Have you been waiting there in a darkened room clutching a kleenex with nothing to fap to this entire time?
ZOMG! Looked her up on here after hearing a part of her stand up on Pandora, IMDb'd her and she's from Duluth, MN! That's awesome! I live very near there!
It's been so long since I saw or listened to her, it was great to stumble on this. I need to go check out if she has any new stuff I can get for xmas presents. Even her older material, a little of that in this video, still works perfectly. I'm in the UK so was never able to see her live but I did email her once many years ago, and she emailed me back with real words she typed. I tried to frame that email but the monitor stopped working when I hammered it up on the wall.
@taullynnecullen Some great people live in those places too. It's not like everyone with a mental health problem is automatically sad and to be pitied. I saw a documentary once where manic depressives were asked if they would prefer to have a life with or without that depression and all of them said they wanted to keep it. It was part of what shaped who they were. One of those people was Stephen Fry, hugely popular comedian here in the UK. So don't be sad,
I love Maria Bamford. Every time I see other female comedians or comedians in general, the more I appreciate how unique and unconventional her act is.
I listened to her on a 2006 episode of the Now Show ( a BBC Radio satirical show) she was brilliant and I have now vowed to find everything single piece of material I can get my hands on. Maria Bamford = Comedy Genius
Every time my wife asks me where I want to eat, I always make it a point to yell "We could go ta Quizno's!!!" in the Bamford voice. So, thanks for that one, Maria :)
Ah.....I love her so much. We got to see her in San Fran. a year ago, and still walk around repeating her jokes...."Open the doors, and everybody's angry!"
She's even better live. Tickets for her were cheap cuz her fans are mostly college aged and she's amazing live. When I saw her, she even stayed back after the show just to meet fans and she was one of the nicest people I've ever met. Go, go now!
i think that the way she performed her bits in this vid is her best so far. i've watched her vids COUNTLESS times and have heard every joke said in this but this still had me crying from laughing. god i love her.
She's another proof why women aren't funny. I'm sure all my replies will be from angry women. My ultimate reply to you then is save your breath, cause nothing you say will be humorous, plus you need your breath to cook me dinner.
filmz101 2 weeks ago
@filmz101 Aww a whole day and no "angry women" showed up to yell at you for your extremely original and hilarious suggestion that they are only of use in the kitchen. Have you been waiting there in a darkened room clutching a kleenex with nothing to fap to this entire time?
contrahegemonico 2 weeks ago
Been looking for her for ages after seeing her on TV. Like her style.
LavLTC 3 weeks ago
she seems like a sweetheart
writersblock91289 4 weeks ago
Not funny at all...
onlyaremedy78 1 month ago
Joy whack-a-mole - genius.
PorroFirst 1 month ago
She is brilliant!
dhogan1999 1 month ago
she sounds like a female dana carvey here
DEEjayTOE 1 month ago
she's so fucking good. <3
getbonus 2 months ago
ZOMG! Looked her up on here after hearing a part of her stand up on Pandora, IMDb'd her and she's from Duluth, MN! That's awesome! I live very near there!
Teri0is0Resa 2 months ago
It's been so long since I saw or listened to her, it was great to stumble on this. I need to go check out if she has any new stuff I can get for xmas presents. Even her older material, a little of that in this video, still works perfectly. I'm in the UK so was never able to see her live but I did email her once many years ago, and she emailed me back with real words she typed. I tried to frame that email but the monitor stopped working when I hammered it up on the wall.
completesculpture 2 months ago
Favorite comedian ever!
Veganresponse 2 months ago
she's crazy, but that's why I love her.
denisonM 3 months ago
She's a great comedian but now when I think of her, I think of an insane asylum.:(
taullynnecullen 3 months ago
@taullynnecullen Some great people live in those places too. It's not like everyone with a mental health problem is automatically sad and to be pitied. I saw a documentary once where manic depressives were asked if they would prefer to have a life with or without that depression and all of them said they wanted to keep it. It was part of what shaped who they were. One of those people was Stephen Fry, hugely popular comedian here in the UK. So don't be sad,
completesculpture 2 months ago
WHY DOESN'T SHE COME TO THE UK
Alathaea 3 months ago
I LOVE south western lean cuisines !
me700gnomes 3 months ago
she's hot with long hair and she's pretty weird. "i know the motorboats are gonna hit me but this is where i fucking swim." love.
RussianAssassin21 4 months ago
"Yes, I ate your 5-year-old chocolate rabbit. I had to scramble it up in my chops."
cancerousmojo 4 months ago 4
man she reminds me of a female ron burgandy o.O
TheChannelOfDestiny 4 months ago
I disliked it because it's at 420. But I had to acknowledge it somehow
sydney327 4 months ago
I worked on this Production and Maria was the best. She's really sweet and ridiculously talented.
philnaccarato 4 months ago
She is one of my favourite stand up comedians. I wish she'd come to the UK!!!!
dramaticafantastica 4 months ago
Idk what it is, but i just want to fuck Maria Bamford ahah, she is soooo sexy to me.
Jerms702 5 months ago
Maria's impersonations of her mother are genius :-)
deathheadmoth21 5 months ago
This is a masterpiece
eddy23170 5 months ago
I love Maria Bamford. Every time I see other female comedians or comedians in general, the more I appreciate how unique and unconventional her act is.
VoidedMirror 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Neurotic women are not funny.
atishraja 5 months ago
Why does it always seem like shes running as fast as possible to get off the stange at the end? Oh well love her anyway.
Chintastic1254 5 months ago
Frickin Hilarious!
tigerdymond 5 months ago
Thumbs up if FilmCritHulk brought you here!
jonjuan92 6 months ago
too , beautiful.....m-must , look , away , and stop laughing!!
friendofsyd 6 months ago
I worked with a woman like this....and it was a GUY!!!! AHHHHHH!
ComradeCrusty 6 months ago
The most funny and talented.
jeremyrdeming 6 months ago
I listened to her on a 2006 episode of the Now Show ( a BBC Radio satirical show) she was brilliant and I have now vowed to find everything single piece of material I can get my hands on. Maria Bamford = Comedy Genius
hahaha430 7 months ago
Ahh, she is so delightfully crazy. She will always deserve to be more famous than she is.
666asiamalaysia999 7 months ago 2
One of the funniest people in the world
boomaga 8 months ago 2
I'm 24 and i think I'm IN LOVE........smiley face
realmessenger1 8 months ago
This is where I fucken swim!!! Hahahaha
cheechanchux 8 months ago 2
she's freakin' hilarious!
iRider1 8 months ago
I want to laugh but I just don't get it. I probably just don't have the same points of reference.
bengolious 8 months ago
Who knew the Sudanese civil war could be turned into comedy gold.
wemartin12 8 months ago
She has a sister named "Sarah?" hey cool that's my name to! : D
AntiqueAngel44 9 months ago
like ^_^
Erilis666 9 months ago
yes we could. diet pepsi but we could XD hahahahhaha
Balkance 9 months ago
That really is how women are in offices!
swetergrl91 9 months ago
Joy wack mole Haha
scrambler880 9 months ago
Marry me maria ! Lol and just make me laugh , seduce me in that high pitched fraggle rock voice on helium !
juliusbritt 10 months ago
Every time my wife asks me where I want to eat, I always make it a point to yell "We could go ta Quizno's!!!" in the Bamford voice. So, thanks for that one, Maria :)
whatifhesgotapointed 10 months ago
Haha her mom really KILLS at that game.
Chrysopoeias 10 months ago 4
I just love how psychotically random she is!!
tubes69 10 months ago
Ah.....I love her so much. We got to see her in San Fran. a year ago, and still walk around repeating her jokes...."Open the doors, and everybody's angry!"
centropygeargi 10 months ago
Funny but not from john olivers special.
rougephilcollins 11 months ago
My dog's name is Donut. From this joke!
triffus 11 months ago
She reminds me of Garth from Wayne's World.
chugdish98 11 months ago 3
That was hilarious. Especially that last one.
housecry 1 year ago
i miss this show >___<
boredsickle 1 year ago
Awesome comedian. Where the hell is her HBO/Showtime/Comedy Central surreal sitcom????
;)
xxFNORDxx 1 year ago 4
Maria Bamford will be in Buffalo in two days:
nietzsches . com/calendar/view_entry.php?id=1295&date=20110127
MariaBamfordShow 1 year ago
Poop; I live in NY now, I really need to check entertainment calendars
madsketcher 1 year ago
@madsketcher
I try to update the calendar on the YOUTUBE channel from where she's going to be next. Keep an eye on that.
:)
MariaBamfordShow 1 year ago 3
"And she says, sassy as you please, tele-typing through her eyelids..."
Beniqwa 1 year ago 8
Fuckin AWESOME! She is my favorite!
greenfreek47 1 year ago 3
i've been waiting for this forever. she's the best, can't wait to see her live.
denisonM 1 year ago 2
She's even better live. Tickets for her were cheap cuz her fans are mostly college aged and she's amazing live. When I saw her, she even stayed back after the show just to meet fans and she was one of the nicest people I've ever met. Go, go now!
Craxblorg 1 year ago 23
@Craxblorg I met her as well in Tampa, FL. VERY NICE lady. She talked to us for about 20 mins at the bar. We took pics. So lovely.
triffus 11 months ago
i think that the way she performed her bits in this vid is her best so far. i've watched her vids COUNTLESS times and have heard every joke said in this but this still had me crying from laughing. god i love her.
1RubyBlue1 1 year ago 2
Sorry chica, love everything you do.
Choc-chips up top :)
StephenJTatum 1 year ago
She's just the best I love her,the black madonna prayer blog wordpress.
ThePedrosanta 1 year ago
8=======D
loved it !
donalddub1970 1 year ago
@donalddub1970 Just cuz you loved it, you didnt have to write a big penis....unless it like, gave you a boner or something?
OoMakeupForeveroO 11 months ago
loooooooooved that last joke, the others i've listened to maybe a billion times and they're still awesome
papavb 1 year ago
Made my freaking night! 8D
SongDragonHeart 1 year ago
I loved this.
R0kket 1 year ago 18