Wizard People, Dear Reader - FORTUNE'S GRIND (Chapter 12)

[miffedmelsy]

"This is the weirdest woman Harry has ever seen."

[DeathByFumes]

heh... erects...



[TheSnowballMachine]

hahahaha X)

[snipelfritz]

"Professor Dumbledore erects himself slowly and tells some jokes about death that most of the kids just don't get."

So brilliant!

[snowpixie15]

4:02

[jediking12]

This damn hat...all this kids and teachers looking at me like I'm a fucking Television set

[nucleardeath07]

Wow, You have a sexy laugh. Just saying.

[rovert28]

The faculty table is full of weirdo professors and goblin faced women.

[swimmingcoffeeNCgirl]

I love how he just breaks down and starts laughing

[Reip187]

4:08 may be the most glorious moment on Youtube.

[CorruptedCorpseSaku]

lol i spit out my cereal lol xD

[RaioShii2021]

Ya kinda lost it there a little bit lmfao 

[smashrobot3ZO]

Best remedy to post-Potter depression

[killedbyAP]

@smashrobot3ZO

In the exact same boat.....sigh

[Hyshinara]

I'm trying to drink, but I can't, because everytime I try, I think of that laugh and start laughing myself XD

[Morg1112]

His laugh brings small children of laughter upon my belly as if it where a day care of of cackling bats!

[loopy6idol2]

and the universe sighs its magical sigh

[GandalfTheBalding]

"The poor thing has complex on top of complex"

[kaythebug]

PLEASE ALWAYS LAUGH FOREVER. <3

[jymkata]

His laugh is so pretty. Seriously, it's like a little bell made of tinsel and lukewarm water.

[hollySplendens]

lmao

[madmanofhats]

why the fuck did he start laughing?

[BeretsAreSexy]

I LOVE HIS LAUGH

[scotjonesxs]

i lost it about two seconds before the narrator did

[Emwo]

Such a cute and infectious laugh. :3

[JaseAndrews]

You know those hats that they're all wearing? Do they ever wear those again in the films?

[PottersHallows]

"A scary woman!"

[musicloversmam]

Kudos for making it 12 chapters before you laughed.

[sayitisntsokthnxbai]

hahaha his laugh is glorious! :D

[IrishmanMan]

Ronnie's 20 brothers and 12 sisters

[quidnuncnarniac]

The rustle of cash and bets is muffled between robes...

A Horrible WOMAN!

Hahahahahahahahahha

[WeirdWyrd]

The narrator has such a beautiful laugh, like golden bubbles glistening unexpectedly up from a rust-colored river of excrement.

[IndianaJoker]

"Her manners are that of a jilted lover's 'I didn't love him anyway,' sort of mood."

Absolutely fantastic

[nintendo007]

What would happen if Harry was with slytherin ?

[GrumpiSmurf]

LMAO STILL!!! even HE was laughing at this shit... i can't take it... so far this is grade A classic shit right here

[Malallory]

Dazzler.

DAZZLER.

XD

[KaiserTota]

I lost it at Snape being a woman.

[Anovan007]

the poor thing has complex on top of complex.

[ImaginaryCupcake]

laugh <3

[majetn]

Haha I think the funniest part was when he just starts laughing at not even one of the funniest parts. :-)

[Kueck10893]

... And then introduces the cat's manservant, Dazzler. Lmfao.

[ParaTobEnce]

a welcoming flute song

he tells some jokes about death that most of the kids just don't get

he then closes with yet another joke about death, perplexing some, and scaring most of the children.

i didn't love him anyway

the poor thing has complex on top of complex

[NumotTD]

"He then, after warming up the crowd, introduces the blood-eyed cat that is head of security and then intoduces the cats' man servant, dazzeler."

[people287]

the cats manservent! definately the case :P

[flomantha]

I laughed so hard when Neely starts to laugh at himself. Fuck this is funny. Better than Dark Side of Oz, hands down.

[dreamincolor27]

this DAMN hat, all these fucking kids and teachers looking at him like a FUCKING television. I don't care. fuck it. :D

[Missezmicky]

I had to pause it at 2:22 . I choked on my gum from laughing so hard.

"But before his ass cheeks can even start to pancake out on the stool.."

[phloxyloxy]

LOVE THE LAUGH.

[r0binamori]

He has a cute laugh.

[itsaneesa786]

the poor thing has complex on top of complex

[OldCountryMercantile]

Thank you, Brad Neely, for creating a new game amongst my friends called The Brad Neely Game, or Brad Neely, Dear Reader, in which we do this very narration to events going on around us and to movies we watch.

[cheesytrojan]

Brad Neely needs to do a narration of the new Last Airbender movie. It was fucking awful, and he would make it AMAZING!

[kupkakeluvr1727]

That laugh is wonderful XD

[sheerterror77]

I had to rewind for your goofy gafaw, Neely!

[Ayume116]

LMAO "Grind-dances on her head." And Brad's laugh is so cute. xD

[NEDM404]

what's so funny?

[xoxCarlyx7]

hahaha i LOVE that he laughed. also: "he hopes that he can pound a few cold ones" hahhaha

[PiratePenguin]

LMAO

"Before his ass cheeks can even begin to pancake out on the stool"

XDD

I'm really impressed because I would have started laughing waaayy before he did lolol

[bearanan]

grind dances. ROFL

[Jord246Alexandra]

lol the cat's manservant, "Dazzler!"

[creamfury]

And tells some jokes about death that most of the kids just don't get

[spagerbot]

I'd shit at the sorting hat clenching on my scalp.

[BeretsAreSexy]

I LOVE THIS GUY'S LAUGH! XD

[CoolLikeKano]

I cant believe he made it this far without cracking up.

[mariroxyoursox]

A wicked WOMAN? hahahahahahhaha!

[BlueMonkeyHeads]

This is excellent.

[alicecullengirl]

...the cat's manservant, Dazzler.

YUSS :]]

[LaMusicadeTeresa]

his laugh is awesome. and i think i would be friends with this fellow just to try to make him laugh.

[goldenball]

I love how he calls Snape a women lol

[MrBrianbeyer]

"Before his ass cheeks can even start to pancake out on the stool..." !!! hahaha

[primitiverobot]

Brad Neely has the most joy-inducing laugh I have ever heard

[SubtleDerision]

I like how different his laugh is from his narration voice. It makes me happy :)

People who don't find this funny are not my friends.

[Gumbyrearygood]

@SubtleDerision I know. You're soulless if you don't love this.

[jtgober87]

@SubtleDerision I wish i laughed like that. it does indeed make me happy

[letthemxeatcake]

"It grind dances on Harmony's head and grumbles pleasurably, 'Gryffindor!' "

[bw13187]

lmfao

 "this damn hat... I dont care, fuck it"

[soapyme]

I love how you can hear papers rustling while he reads. And his laugh was adorable!

[oney]

Hahahah he tells some jokes about death that most of the kids just don't get.

[AntiaCullen]

I like your laugh :]

[buckfutter369]

LOL! Dazzler!

[DavidTanisDreams]

Lol breaking character, tsk tsk!

[cookie4monster4]

The laugh at 4:05 made me so happy, you have no idea.

[mouserichi]

I laughed so hard when Neely busted out.  XD

[KatarnandKanos]

is it malfoyle, or mouth oil?

[raptorhunter104]

he then after warming up the croud introduces the blood eyed cat that is head of security and then introduces the cats manservant dazler

[RFXCrunner]

A dark, foreboding wierdo... lolol

[Suurikelmi]

Looking at him like he's a fucking television rolf

[kkjm94]

Ronnie the Bear. XDD

[killedbyAP]

HAHA I wondered how you could keep from laughing for that long! and you finally did it!

[Tharcian]

"the poor thing has complex on top of complex" this made me rofl lawl

[thenachogirl537]

haha poor severus is a wicked women!

[The28thplatypus]

He just bursts into laughter....i have been doing that the whole video series.

[laurengays]

hahaha "a wicked woman!" lol

[Pyro91115]

I laughed the hardest at this one.

OUCH! This is the weirdest woman that Harry has ever seen . . . a dark, foreboding weirdo.

[Butter89cup]

Finally the hats oscillations tense and cease upon Harry's scalp. LOL I would have been laughing too hard to talk if I was trying to say that too... XD

[XanBcoo]

I feel sorry for Harmony.

The poor thing has complex on top of complex.

[ColingCreevey]

but before his ass cheeks can even start to pancake out on the stool. He is assigned a slytherin. hahahahahahah

[rapidashrachel]

'and then introduces the cats manservant, dazzler.'

I almost wet myself.

[ukdeejay]

Work. Of. Frakkin'. Genius!!

[RoselTea]

grid-dancing hat!!

[pjbaldes]

the blood eyed cat that is head of security!!!!!!

[SirHumphreyGilbert]

And before his ass cheeks can even pancake out on the stool. . .

[canman87]

This shit just gets funnier and funnier! Hahaha.

[canman87]

Best line in the chapter, if not the whole movie. Haha.

[wewacian]

I love his laugh

[Carson9910]

the cat's manservant, dazzler.

lmao!

[casey11592]

"and he hopes that he can pound a few cold ones" <333

[killerfox13]

A wicked woman! XD

[PixelatedPirates]

this never gets old

i fucking love it

[john1234567869]

they look at him like hes a fucking t.v funniest shit ever

[checkers48]

snape a girl? haha i never thought of that... i barely ever laugh out loud from a video, this was an axception.

[highland85]

hahah, grinddances on her head

[Victim2SuJu]

yes 4:05

that is such an adorable laugh

[blackhawk12SH]

4:05 Finally the hat's oscillations tense and cease upon harry's scalp.

Best... story... EVER!!

[all4meh]

k for realz im crying now. best EVER. i can die happy... well when im done with them all i can

[kittyprydex]

Of all the things in the last 12 chapters, THAT made him laugh? Oscillations? Loves it.

[marlesimms]

Their faces after "Dumbledore tells yet another joke about death perplexing some and scaring most of the students" are so funny - I feel like this movie was written for his narration

[nprime2000]

Neely damn near loses his shit. Thats priceless. lol

[ChairmanKiel]

This damn hat. All these fucking kids and teachers; looking at him like a fucking television. LOL.

[eddieshred92]

"Professor Dumbledore erects himself slowly, and tells some jokes about death that most of the kids just don't get." hahahahahahaha god so fuckin funny

[imfromnd]

lol dazzler

[Roundapanda]

snape the weirdest Woman he'd ever seen!

More like the HOTTEST woman

[civandalic]

Her name is "Snake."

[ArielXSecret]

my house is Keswick. i like my house. ^.~

[evenstarsbreak2]

so im sort of in love with you...?

too soon?

[6our6vampire6hearts]

hahahahaa you have a cute laugh!!! xD

[tirus909]

before his asscheeks can sliver on the seat he is assigned slithyrin

[rockyraccoon15]

lol they called snape a wicked woman roflmao

[canknight212]

+ then introduces the cats manservant, dazzler.

(=

he then closes with yet another joke about death, perplexing some, scaring others... haha

[naakkve10]

I like how after he laughs, you can hear him smiling as he narrates.

[companioncubexglados]

Professor Hardcastle McCormic. lmao

[ssbeltran]

JEJE!! He hopes he can pound some cold ones... awesome

[SoSwiming]

it grind dances on harmony's head.

[beatles33164]

4:05-4:16 ... best part ever :)

[EMOTIONSONG]

definately, its so funny that even brad neely is reduced to laughter at his own words

[person4fun]

Love his laugh! Sounds like he was having so much fun making this! XD

[cinnamontoasty]

I love how he starts laughing. What a great laugh, it doesn't fit the funny voice he make at all. Rofl. I love these so much.

[Eupatorix]

I hope he does all the Movies. That would be amazing!

[zikten]

I was thinking the same thing. Maybe he will do them eventualy

[krihSleahciM]

"But before his asscheek's can even begin to pancake out on the stool..." Haha, his metaphors are amazing!

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

"weirdo professers" and the whole Snape woman thing was TOO much! Oh, a keeper this one!!!

[industrialwaffle]

i can't remember the last time i laughed this hard. i keeping pausing it to recover only to start laughing again five seconds later. this is just perfect.

[DjCINEMA]

..hope he can pound a few old ones roflmao lol this is nuts man i lvoe it

[XatxiFly]

lol that laugh

[Skaterpen]

That laugh is...inhuman...

I love it.

[walkietalkieSOS]

neely's laugh is the best :D

[johnseanson]

HAHAHA "and then, he introduces the cat's manservant, Dazzler."

[dragonboyjgh]

"or faculty :P..."

laughing in the middle of the monologue?

[DarkMagik0]

That's fucking awesome! Brad Neely cracking up just makes this more funny than it already is!!! GOD I love Wizard People, Dear Readers

[quexalcoatl]

nice to know others appreciate dry humor. :) I'm laughing my ASS off.

[fishdude77]

im going to say this right now, neely has a sexy laugh.

[XatxiFly]

agreed, assuming that is him

[SugarCoatedSushi]

Ron has 20 brothers and 12 sisters. XD

[bddrumline]

and he hopes he can pound a few cold ones!!

[nodarp]

The laughign got me. It was amazing.

[Hissymau]

It's incredible how different his real voice is from the narration

[machetemonkey]

I totally love that he left the laugh in there. And that from then on you can tell he's barely restraining himself from bursting out more.

[pizzaforeveryone]

tells jokes about death that most of the kids just don't get.

[willowpuff]

OOGITY BOOGITY HAHAHAHAHAHA

[obiwanfx]

I don't care F*CK it,just don't put me with malfoy!

[machine0egg]

him laughing totally makes it the best thing ever

[willowpuff]

Haha, completely. This guy is just so magical with his language. Hahahaha.

[mfielder95]

this damn hat. all these fucking kids looking at me like im a fucking television. idc fuck it. and then he starts laughing.

[lizafreak]

the laugh was fucking awesome

'the kids and faculty looking at him like he's a fucking television'

[NoveltySocks]

Oh lawd XD

[loonygrl90]

"...the cat's manservent, Dazzler."

"...before his ass cheeks can even begin to pancake out on the stool..."

"Gryffindor, it is! And the univers sighs it magical sigh!"

"...and he hopes that he can pound a few cold ones."

XD

[darkpirategirl]

I love the part where he says Dumbledore cracks jokes about death that the students just don't get. xD

[LoonyLuna08]

I don't care! FUCK IT! Just don't put me with malfoil.

[darthfredd]

Ya broke character for a second there, chief. Feeling a bit frolicksome are we?

[jwiversen]

The laughter is perfect. It's because Harry with the talking hat on his head is so fawking ridiculous that no words are necessary. :-D

[jacob31593]

this man who narrates has the power to rule the world

[Tigereyez783]

the giggle totally adds to this, haha he could barely contain himself at the end.

[holycowpie333]

i like how the narrorator totaly giggles in the middle randomly

[XxFelineFaexX]

I know! And his voice sounds normal...

[holycowpie333]

ya was so funny

[mizbelle]

okay I don't even like harry potter that much but this is totally hilarious and I love it. Neely, you light up the universe :3