College Tips

[beautyqueen89]

im sure you put a lot of thought into these tips! teehee.... and bless you! :)

[micchan23]

"thats just foolish" lol. i'm an orientation leader too! fun times.

[Taraaaax]

bless you. Your so cute! =]

[Mindbattler]

LMAO, all you did was go around the electrical station!! lol

[meganhayley1212]

nice tips man(y)

[chainganggurl]

BLESSS U!!!!!

[fairypixie]

your seriously amazing. a-maz-ing.

[cdg76]

i think the only worse then allergies and ashtma being triggered by them, would be angry badgers lurking in the shadows of that tree! glad to see you survived!

[twatfuck]

you're a Marc M. fan!?!?!

[SatokasuSuki]

LOL your tips are great!

[thelaurentaylor]

ahahhaa

you're too hilarious.

[yamabeans]

sweet video, sucks to have allergies

[scottklaw]

not Bad Dude.

[TrainedMarmoset]

hahaha, great!

you should have showed more of that questionnaire.

[Eemma]

hahahah i think i'm gonna die..

[H4x04]

watched this one too.. I liked the music cutting in and out along with the subliminal messege at the end to abuse perscription drugs

[KaiserRo11]

not abusing perscription drugs. i have asthma.

[erikcarrillo]

You suffer from asthma and yet you still find time to actively participate in track and field for your school? Impressive. Haha. What really got to me was the questionnaire! What kind of splurge is public transit!  Ahh, you would love Los Angeles.

[kstar86]

this video was great.

1. it was funny

2. i love journey

3. i have been sneezing from allergies all day long!

[KaiserRo11]

Ahh! I hate allergies!  i'm on rhinocort and allegra and forgot either one that morning. :(

[shi1neko]

aaaamagah i've watched this video like 3 times already (spread over a few days, ya) and feel like commenting (unlurk! woo). as i'm still in high school (actually 15, not 19, but that's another story), i'll hafta keep these points in mind when i get to college! especially the bit about the reckless debris! so reckless! 8D my little sister says she likes the bit where you get electrocuted. :O my, what a violent sibling i have!

anyhow, keep up the good work! ;D

[KaiserRo11]

ahh! thanks for the comment! i'm glad the fence wasn't really electric! haha, and yes... the most importnat lesson you'll ever learn about college = STAY AWAY FROM RECKLESS DEBRIS!

[gheylozrchik]

You are amazing, and i love you. not in that "way"..but yeah.

[shawnio]

heh i liked this video

[file83]

Dude, you should be a regular on Letterman - you're clean and unique humor is so refreshing!

[Angellove3681]

LMAO!! You would definately be the perfect person for the job. ;-)

[killersfan]

ah, you are so funny. I love your videos. And your tips are awesome! I never would have thought to NOT TOUCH an electrical fence.

haha. kidding. YOU ROCK!

[xdl1035]

KaiserRo11 dude...........go get some bitches in college bro.........theres many horney sluts.............and video tape shared with us..........come on dude your 21......and stay off the porn....

[aercires]

god save the new incoming freshmen at the University of Dubuque

[KaiserRo11]

you know of the University of Dubuque!? Wow, yes... i make sure to save all of them from that terrible place. haha.

[Tonda256]

Awesome video. As usuall. Just hearing "Don't stop!" randomly made me crack up. Keep the funny comin.

Rule number 5 for incoming freshman, subscribe to KaiserRo11's videos and fall of you chair in a fit of laughter.

[miviejosblud]

I remember orientation. and electrical fences. except i learn about them the hard way. If only i had you to guide me. HAHA

[fatpenguinfreak]

I start college this year plus you used my class song for your video. Its like I was ment to watch this, screw orientation this is all I need. You rock, Geoff Kaiser.

[theIronVox]

Nice work yet again. Also, your editting is the bomb!! Where you come up with this stuff, I don't know. Keep rockin' man!

[mansyzygy]

asthma and allergies, how dangerous

[nicktendo]

"You don't even need to go to orientation if you watch this video." Hahaha!

[lilkanna]

hahahahaha.. dont walk thru pine trees if you have severe allergies! that was very well done, im sure the incoming freshmen will stay safe and sound.

[xAngelObsessionx]

haha! your too good! :D *sneeezzess!* xxx

[kobashii]

Oh boy. I have to go to orientation next month. This will help me alot. I will stay away from the trees, fences, and electrical boxes.

[SYstematiklySYkotic]

your just such a helpful guy XD how nice of you. oh yeah, another warning? dont pee on the electrical fence! >.< raab himself says it hurts a LOT! XD xxx

[flyingama]

bless you!

[nothingtosay]

thanks, now i have nothing to fear when its time for me to go to college

[Nexxion]

Another good video King K. Now, does 'touching' the electric fences... include licking or pissing on them? {preferably, not together o_o)

[ceezeron]

haha kaiser, i'm becoming fan of yours!! your spontaneity is so entertaning! continue like this & never change.

[thelostjeditears]

haha another great video, but you still have yet to see my love for you

[ADeedMeetsTwinJoy]

Dude, I knew it was gonna be another kick-ass video as soon as Journey played....

[KaiserRo11]

Don't stop Believing!!! :)

[jonnium]

Your incoming freshmen will surely not be electricuted when Geoff Kaiser is around

[KaiserRo11]

surely- or at least they'll be educated in things they shouldn't be. poor parents.

[paytotheorderofofof]

Hahahah, dork.

[KaiserRo11]

o goodness! I can't wait for your return!!

[BRousch]

Very funny! Kaiserro11, love you videos! :)

-Bev

[IngaMarie]

I have a feeling you can talk about anything and make it funny. Paper anyone? lol

[jcortez]

my favorite snack is lemons too. I eat them with salt.

[KaiserRo11]

haha, thanks for noticing that.. i've never tried them with salt-- on that official sheet, it says, "Lemons. I eat them plain. Like a man. Although, I've met plenty of women who enjoy lemons with the same passion I have for them. haha

[echochamber]

You really could riff on any topic and make it funny and original.

It's certainly always an electrifying experience watching your handiwork. Soon you'll need your own personal orienteer to protect your adoring subscribers from the high voltage dynamo that is your talent. With your toothsome good looks, signature editing style and boundless charisma, you are fast becoming a YouTube auteur to be reckoned with.

[KaiserRo11]

:0 -- Thanks so much! Your commpliments are so much appreciated, but really, I really appreciate all these comments.. if nobody watched, then i wouldn't be doing this at all... thanks!

[x0xtropicalkissz]

haha nice nice i remeber going to my sisters orientation haha it was boring and funn you would make it funn for the incoming freshman and hope your allergies clear up haha

[x0xtropicalkissz]

did anyone happen to see you making this haha

[KaiserRo11]

Oh my! I taped for about 15 minutes to make this tiny 2 minute video. I ran into a nurse, a security gaurd, three professors and a number of students. i had to cut most of that though when a professor told me he didn't want to be put on-line. :(

[jonniebgood]

College orientations crack me up, and piss me off. It's always a giant group of scared teenagers and their overly attentive parents. Then, there's some fruitcake in the back of the giant blob of people talking on his cellphone, not listening to a word the orientation leader is saying. Which, they should, because those guys know some interesting shit. Like, did you know the architetural design for my school was developed for the University of Arizona? I didn't know that.

[KaiserRo11]

Wow, impressive... thanks for the response. I know exactly what you are talking about-- I try to make things intresting for the freshman and actually spend some time looking up odd facts about the college- and if i can't find anything exciting, I'll tell students something is haunted. that always gets a rise out of them- as if they arn't scared enough. haha

[saynotopda]

So yeah, you likr didnt even have to SAY that you are going to be an Orientation Leader cause your whole "character"...ah?...AH? *winkwinkknudgeknudge* just spills OT Leader, with the energy and the wit and the everything. And you know what else is the awesome with bein an OT Leader: the girls. WOW.

[motodish38]

hey I am an Orientation Leader too! hahahaha and yesterday our teacher touched the "electrical box" and turned off all the power on the second floor of the building.

Hey and debris can be good. Dumpster diving is an art!

[KaiserRo11]

Oh my goodness! That's hillarious! I hope she/he is ok! Those things are dangerous!

[motodish38]

yup he is alright. Kind of embarrassing though...

[SparkleEyes]

Dumpster diving rules!! =)

[fourtwenty420]

Yes electric fences are BAD, glad you are letting all those freshmen know.... silly freshmen and the things they need to be taught. Great video, and as always you have made my day better. =)

[ThisTimeNextSummer]

You are so freaking funny!!! I have allergies. :( so thanks for the warning! I am totally going to stay away from all trees in general!

[Soulsound]

hahahaha DAMN rofl yeah, well good tips and ... the best thing is you showed why they should be followed

get well with that allergy over there hahaha...

[xdl1035]

your weird....and stay of the chemical drugs....

[prolikewhoa]

whoa...this song (journey) has been on my mind ALL DAY! i was even thinking about it when the video loaded! that was way crazy...okay i'll watch it now

[ardistic]

ah the consequences of making a vid.

[gelini84]

I'm glad that I don`t have any allergies ;)

I hope yours gets better

[Sully6968]

Hehe, ailly College Orientation... and honestly I never got no Orientation before... and if there WAS one then it really didn't work cause I was frickin' lost all the time on my campus :P.

[Trepie]

Haha, great video! Having gone through a year of college already myself, I agree with these tips! Incoming Freshmen should do well once they know these!

[b31chan]

Gesundheit!