Shit Mothers Say to Gays

[LalalaLand772]

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

that was my favorite part.

[PRINCESSMAATA]

HEEEEELLLAAAAA FUNNY:)

[0oOSTFUOo0]

my friend has a mom like her. she's disgusting

[JRocking86]

haha! Call me when you're straight! Amaze!

[yayyay533]

And THIS is why our homosexual community has so much trouble coming out. Because of these disgustingly unsupportive people

[hersheybaybii]

Omglmfao

[talltrini82]

roflmaoooooo

[TonyHaute]

1:23 Yesssssss You betta act-it-out Bitch!!!

[greenzombie2q]

Omg that's terrible

[chennellee1]

Hahaha 2:00

[Revampanator01]

Haha so true

[marquez26990]

So fucking funny!! Dead on

[EclecticTones]

You need yo own show bitch...llolol... Hilarious .

[yescandles]

Flawless!

[katehisandhugs]

soooo true , but kinda sad. :(

[booginas]

My favorites were "Just don't get AIDS," & "You need to have that demon beat out of you." But I have had ALL of these things said to me by my mother or my aunt. Or a co-worker. You are really funny.

[Cmoe007]

llolololll tooooo fnny i like this

[ads14529]

"just dont get aids"

[skittlehappymatt]

Your mom is so flatchested.

[indestructible82]

I always get "this is all my fault" when my mom is mad at me

[Bloom5000]

That was dead on! absolute deja vu I loved it great acting funny as hell.

[Frankiiekid94]

"You didn't learn that in this house" lmaoo

[FCUKHS]

Lol Adam and Steve.....

[TheLovliestTear]

This was one of the funniest s@$t people say videos! He kinda looked like a Golden Girl. :)

[joefontana1]

lmao

[Dark417]

are you sucking dick??! lmao I hope my mom never asks me this!!

[beekee2]

MY STOMACH HURTS!! THE GROCERY SCENE SLAYS ME 

[anitathompson45]

FUNNY!!!!! I recognize the apartments, I live ther too.:)

[mitsk2002]

"Call me when you're str8!" LMFAO!

[CARMELLAGABOR]

Yasssssssssssss for Are you sucking dick!!!!! I love it lol.

[GustavsRe]

Yo this was great. I'm not gay, but I recognized some of my mothers antics

[poppypaco]

OMG Matthew no disrespect but you looked exactly like Bea Arthur Golden Girl status funny shit I love adtv



[jdluv79]

Lmfao!!!

[omgirock321]

Hilarious!!!!

[lazybaby07]

"who taught you that? You didn't learn that in this house" lmao

[takeachanceonme1000]

Call me when you're straight lol

[SweetLolitaStocking]

lol god created adam and eve not adam and steve

[lovewillkillusall]

I might be wrong but the scene where he says " Your gonna tell me your a homosexual NOW?!" is that new? Or has it always been in here, lol! Yeah, I've watched it that much and I love it ;)

[ehddbsl41]

totally agree...

thats why I kinda feel sad

[DesireeDupree]

My baby just told me he was a homosexual......lol

[lollypop36]

Omg this one made me laugh so hard all the way through.

[ciel222]

LOL LO L  WELL DONE MATTHEW, I GIVE YOU FIVE STARS.

DEFINETLY THIS WHAT THEY ALWAYS SAY , LOL , I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

[Mangopassionfruit71]

Lol could not stop laughing.

[treewhore]

sad.  thank goodness that doesn't speak for all moms.

[jview2007]

1:58 1:58 1:58 LMAOOOOOO

[mulletinatransam]

OMFG, THE ASIAN LADY HAHAHAHAHHA

[mulletinatransam]

"please dont tell me you're taking it... (up the butt)" hahaahhahahahaha

[dlincruise]

hahaha call me when u r straight!



[ishala100]

call me when you are straight roflmao

[RazDaz07]

lmmfao

[MaceWindu1980]

Absolutely hilarious! And great acting, too.

[rjohnbeauty]

The asian woman who's eyes lit up on the train though?! LOL!!!!

[MONTEL911]

nice acting

[Tutkimaton]

You should be an actor :D

[EmLovescrazy]

most hilarious thing ive seen from this kinds of videos that people are making i laughed so hard!! my fav overall <333

[jureoptu]

I should've got a wire hanger and Used It!

So harsh lol

[krishilton0506]

His Glasses! Love Them!

[cookiethechamp82]

Dum ass funny!!

[nelr261]

I watch this video every day like religion!

[SparklesTeaAndCake]

O_O noone's ever said any of this to me.. the worst I got was "naaaahh nooo.. hahaha.. okay.. sure", and "WHAT* Jamaican woman screeching words here* you're not gaaay *crazy Jamaican laugh* *mutters to mother* she'snotgayisshe?" which is incredibly frustrating x.x ..but that's it x.x;;;

[allieinwonderland85]

haha love it

[LuvvStruck]

Soo funny

[4getstudyingochem]

Lol dear oprah

[kakashiteam]

LOL!!!! wow too funny

[thisdudeiscrackers]

LMAO at the lady on the train, so funny

[mickyx5]

Should do a shit father's one ;)

[tomlolzz]

BAHAHAHAHAH ON THE TRAIN

[MrGuylaugher]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssss...*deep breath* yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssss....very good..so true...

[Jubie1022]

I need a part two!!! LMAO!!!

[al1handr0]

After i fell out.

i!! (related).

[uomo84]

Matthew is like Jim Carey on In Living Color; the white one who makes the show funny as hell!

[stona101]

Asian lady on the train was sooo funny

[mscardioqueen]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL! I luv how you included unsuspecting ppl in the video. Their reactions were awesome! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!

[joemacdonald1990]

This is just depressing. Lady on the train was hilarious though.

[MetroUK21]

Lolllllll

[TheBkmae]

I love the outfits

[o0R3stless0o]

this sounds exactly like my mom!

[EthanCole15]

I love the Asian woman O_O hahaha

[shirazyc]

How does this not have a million views yet?

[zybotsu001]

this is going to go viral....it's already get views like crazy

[foard82]

Call me when your straight lol

[remoney]

Matt is a fool. And yes to wire hangers... every mother should have one.

[youngquan]

lmao!!!!



[ewingboyz]

Omg Matthew is hilarious! The part with the lady in the grocery store and the Asian lady DEAD! Lmao

[currydevin27]

lmao love it. sooooooooooooo dam funny. im gay myself and find it just dyn lafn funnii

[robbiedruko]

you fucking cracked me up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[SrBryanoCB]

LMAO, What? 

[Yondaime8893]

omg at 2:04

[KindaGayBlog]

Others I'd like to include:

1. "But you're so handsome."

2. "Does this mean I'm not going to be grandmother?" (Even though mine already was thanks to my sister.)

3. "But men are assholes."

[nmstep]

The lady on the train!!!! LMAO *DEAD*

[ghoulsquad4life]

@nmstep she was like OH MY GOD!!



[invaderrainbow]

@nmstep dude im not even sure if she was scripted or not XDDDD

[ScreamingInTheCalle]

"Do you have AIDS?" [Goes back to sweeping]

[KindaGayBlog]

@ScreamingInTheCalle lol that's my favorite part!

[OutlawMELFINA]

It's so sad :( but true

[lloyd614]

Matthew is by FAR one of the most underrated actors to ever grace the planet! GENIUS!!!

[93dunno]

Also: Why are you making your life this hard? And: I don't want you to get hurt

[blkchicago79]

The expression on the face of the lady on the train at 2:00 was PRICELESS!!!

*DIES*

[CentralPerk07]

I'm laughing SO hard! ... But crying on the inside :( Lol

[JSpearman4]

Matt you kill me. LMAO

[dmn2005]

my said. "ok."

:P

[catz245]

"Are you sucking dick?" I died a MILLION DEATHS on that one!!!! hahahahahhaha

[Mrsjones28sj31]

Nice wig

[JamisonAmadeo]

Oh my gosh! That poor, confused asian woman had no idea what the hell was going on!

[24sunario1987]

LMFAO ahahahahahahahahahaha my mom has said 90 percent of these things . " Were you Molested ??' classic

[Ms1baddest]

lmao 2:00 her face took the cake lmao

[H0NEYvine]

@Ms1baddest lmao! the best "wtf" face ever!

[mdparadox]

Listen 2;00- 2:05 took me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllll the way out. The look on that woman face LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLlMB­FAO GOOD NIGHT !!!!!!

[BenInSJ]

My mom did not and would never say anything that's in this video, and I'm pretty grateful for that right now.

[TeeationCreations]

Not the black mama's! Lol.

[boriqmuah]

Lmao!!!

[Karionkun]

thats so funny when you put it this way :)

serch this out on youtube u will like it :)

"Did you hear about our John? (gay themed)"

[gwadaflow]

Very well done. Hahahahaaa

[SebastienCade]

LOL! This is so truee. "Do you have AIDS??"

[cloudstrife104]

lmfsaooooooooooo 00:24 is the best

[themonochromeman]

Cool man. I guess moms are pretty much the same everywhere when they realize their "baby" is gay. Nice acting.

[sweetdeathofi]

I laughed so hard when I saw the first grocery scene and the lady w/ the shopping cart is walking past by. *Favorited* :) 

[AllThingsGay3]

LMFAO AT 2:03

[Mocha4Man]

TOO FUCKING FUNNY! <3 IT.

[MsGIGGLEsM]

Bahahaha!!

[andreal255]

Matt, you forgot one... "getcho sh*t, and get the hell outta here" lol

[malcolmlewis013]

I can't!! LOOOL Hilarious!

[zybotsu001]

you forgot "a good looking man like you, GAY?"

[ladycamm]

R u sucking dick ? Lmfao

[Reshay87]

What I said was I love you for who you are my son.

[DontRushPerfection]

WHY!!! Im Dead

[GorgeousKim86]

and after these shits my mother said to me, I didn't know what to say to her.. so sad..

[Goatyeah]

My mother was every scene with the coat on.....(lol)

I laugh now, but couldn't then.

Bravo Matthew ..!

[jnee112]

2:02...LMAO!!!!!!



[LoLoB757]

I am WEAK!!! Lmao @ Matthew

[313vouge]

Omg Iove you for this..!!

[keythjayne]

Love the wig good actor

[ThePE3Project]

lmaoooo my favorite part " Don't go telling everyone like it's a pride parade, I don't want everyone knowing my business

[mopuffnstuff]

LMFAO!!! why did u do this to my mother??? Sounds Just. Like. Her!!!

[46619TAB]

My parents basically said they didn't care and they were there for me. They were PARENTS.

[InevitableBlue]

LMAO!

[theonerd2002]

"I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS LIFESTYLE! CALL ME WHEN UR STRAIGHT!" BOL WELL Mama, see you at the graveside then...

[R7423]

Favorite parts....

1. You didn't learn that is this house.

2. Dear Oprah my son is gay, What do I do?

3. Don't go telling everyone like a pride festival

4. The Asian Lady reaction on the train

5. I guess we should buy some condoms while were in the stores.

6. You take it up the butt!

Funny video.... yet so true. My mom asked/said 75% of these things since I am out 3yrs ago!

[aaaa7321]

this is sooo funny! lol the asian lady on they subway was funny shit!

[mactv101]

00:26 you need to pray..... lmao

[Blastino2x]

Funny stuff...

[KyletheMeep]

my mom used half of these >.>

[DANBOYs]

That was FUNNNNNNNNNNY :))))))))))))).

[1PrettyTrini]

funny because she making it all about her & thats how some mothers react

[jijjybabyj15]

LMAO THAT CHINESE LADY FACE WAS PRICELESS!

[ERAUPRCWA]

ugh, I had the AIDS conversation with my mother when I came out to here... not to mention, the therapist and was I molested comment.

[Fedya7894DUDE]

This shit is sooooooo fucking funny... you don't know how bad I am laughing!!

[jonjuan92]

This is so sadly true, yet fucking hilarious at the same time.

[KindaGayBlog]

This is best "Shit" video yet! :-D

[Kam902009]

Lol this is my mother all the way lol!

[Lakia85fly]

that asian lady was like wtf!! lol

[myhalo75]

Story of my life at this very moment ..sigh

[Loringsirresistible]

So truee...

[Will9323]

MATTHEW IS THE BEST OF ALL!!!! I love him.lol

[o0R3stless0o]

OMG SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!

[drelle504]

Unfortunately, I've heard all of this from my best friend's mom. He will find this funny but it just makes me sad. It's amazing how parents make homosexuality all about them. Being gay is not a disease or a choice. It is what it is and I love my best friend anyway.

[heliospan11216]

That woman at 2:02 is priceless *upgrade*

[dpaul8227]

OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS and im not even gay! Wow!! Im like dying right now!!! "call me when your straight" LMAO smh!!! Please do more!

[JPMOLLINEAU]

this was FRICKING HILAR!!!!!

[stardancer2001]

The best "Shit * Says" yet! That lady on the train had me in tears. 

[jwhite8231]

bwahahahaha



[kjhen]

This was actually very funny...Please do more episodes of this...

[robeyluv]

ROTFL @ 0:30

[blknblue77]

LMAO..Matthew is a damn fool :)

[jojogadgetflow]

2:00 i died!

[jeromenig2010]

That lady at @2:02 looked like she was thinking "WHAT THE FUCK"

[MyNameIsMalik]

this is more like...... SHIT WHITE MOTHERS SAY TO THEIR GAY CHILDREN black mothers are more mean and comical at least to me they are

[eaymal]

yessssss matthew u better go offffffffff oscar oscar oscarrrrrrr

[CustomWavyBaby]

Love matthew..lol @ lady's face @0:47 in the grocery

[TrebleStaff]

I laughed so hard watching this video! Matthew is so silly!! aahh! lol

[cara518]

WHERE IS RYAN!!!!!

[hip2dadip]

HILARIOUS!!!! All true, but HILARIOUS!

[itsjustmariah]

Lollll

[thatflyguy1980]

Lmao!! Matthew is hilarious!!!!

[jaybee316]

lmfaooo @ the asian woman...she had to be in on it!!! lololol