Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

[MegaFry94]

1:37 oh shit hes talking shut him up!

[MegaFry94]

Is this setup? When I saw that kid fucking cry because of fuckin blood on him! WTF! The llittle kid in the bear costume?

[matwil74]

I think it's something in the food and/or media that causes otherwise normal young boys to act feminine. I live in Hungary and have yet to come across a feminized boy in my daughter's kindergarten classes. Of course GMO crops are banned here, maybe that's why. Either way what we are seeing in America is NOT normal.

[ghjiop23]

@matwil74

There aren't kids like this in America either.

This is fake.

[HLGStrength]

@anonmus100 Please don't think all southerners are like this.

[DGMSNightmanboy]

@HLGStrength Well bro, You will have to argue with patriotpride60. He made up my mind nice and clear. I am now a stereotype of all southerners now. All of them a fat as fuck and have sex with their own family. They are hill billy's that are all gay as shit. They don't know how to read. All of their schools are turned into moon shine laboratories.

[SolaireofAstoria]

464 people are faggy actin little boys

[bowtoyourmaster]

1:08 Oh shit, they got Sam Brown and they've shrunken him into a kid!

[burningsponge]

@bowtoyourmaster holy crap you're right!

[wge621]

how does the onion actually find good child actors? gotta be cgi

[cosmopotking]

rick santorum would like this

[IWantAGreatName]

"Eww! Gross! Oh look what you did! You ruined my costume! Eww!" Bahahaha!

[MaddMax247]

Lol lady boys

[cosplayer1525]

HELLO TRAVIS :D

[zackb951]

@Patriotpride60 Haha you ignorant bastard!

[anonmus100]

@Patriotpride60 Ya, you don't have teeth, or grammar, or skills, morals, or the ability to comprehend racial equality, and it appears to be that you don't know how to spell either, it would be Homosexual, not homosex. the south is the "black-eye" of america, get out of the swamp and join the real world hill-billy, and I'm pretty sure there are homosexuals in the south, its just that they are to afraid to reveal it in fear of being beat by some red-neck.

[EmericanGangstarr]

@Patriotpride60 this is a joke. like you.

[MrBrilliantChaos]

@Patriotpride60 And even faggots like you with a extremely stretched asswhole from your brother have rights.

[DGMSNightmanboy]

@Patriotpride60 It's okay that you were abused. It's ok that all of the black people around you are better than you. You will always have half of your gay dignity. You lost half of it when you asked your dad to stick his belt in your ass instead of whipping you. IT'S OK!!!!

[Patriotpride60]

@DGMSNightmanboy Shut your mouth you liberal. There's no niggers in my town and I love it that way. 

[DGMSNightmanboy]

@Patriotpride60 I can see why, You GOT ALL DEM CHICKEN. YOU FUCKING OBESE HILLBILLY. HOW BOUT SUM A DAT GATORS? TASTE LIKE CHICKEN BUT IT'S NOT FUCKIN KFC, YOU SICK FAT FUCK. YOU STOLE ALL OF THEIR KOOL AID. You diabetes, obese fuck.

[DGMSNightmanboy]

@Patriotpride60 Are you fucking mad that a black man is in the white house? You fucking mad brah? You gonna rage fuck all of your sisters and brothers? Are you that gay as fuck? Do you have sex with your pet alligator? Do you like all of those beer cans shoved in your ass so it's rock hard? Why you so gay. The only bible you read is how to eat chicken without turning straight. Get the fuck off of here, Mr My name is Earl the fucking faggot who is overweight.

[sango290]

1:50  .....Barnaby? Are you in there?

[MyFatherMolestsMe]

My faher makes me dress like a whore.

My father molests me :-(

[xXDragoonGtXx]

Lmao! "I Wanted to be a pastry chief!!!" fuckn killed me xD

[rubino83]

Makes you wonder what the audition postings for this one said.

[Winterbadger]

e:s cab, fuck off!

what's with the annoying ads?!

[bass4onelastfriday]

I want that scary robot costume

[CyanoticFuture]

YYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

[alternitivepat]

this is hilarious XD

[sebastianhuehne]

"say hello travis!"

"hello travis!" :D

[ladawg81]

faggy boys lolol

[AdmiralBetas]

lol hilarious!

Not gonna lie though, those were some pretty effective tricks :|

[SageofCancer]

I lol'd.

[hilaryduffissogay]

Well butter my biscuits and call me a troll.

[Mustaklaki]

faggy acting little boys" lol

[jabberjaws]

I'm afraid people might think this is real and take this seriously. There are a lot of stupid people in the world.

[XblackswanXx]

@thEannoyingE wtf is wrong with you?

[liquidsteelwatermill]

hahahaha... "faggy acting little boys..." that's terrible (and hilarious)

[aaa1232123]

~helloO travis~

[DrewbieThe]

Haha I love this!

But seriously if you kid wants to dress up in whatever they want boy or girl, let them! They are only kids once! :)

[TitWarlord]

did they choose a bear as in a big hairy gay man?

[tikiloungegrafix]

I'd actually like to see how effective trick or treating can feed my entire family for a week :D

[jamesarongray]

lol @ faggy acting lil boys

[kirbydog262]

1:58

[dspserge81]

Costume Tips: Give a Firm "No" To Any Costume Ideas He 'Saw On Bravo'

[ugasziz]

the funny thing is, this would have been real news 50 or so years ago

[LifeisWar2]

@ugasziz yeah, back when people weren't spineless faggots.

[ugasziz]

@LifeisWar2 Faggots? Understandable, I mean they are gay. Spineless? Not really. These people choose to be themselves and stay true to themselves, despite people always judging them, the majority of people labeling them as "sick" and go about their own business. It takes balls to "get out of the closet," so gay people are far from spineless...

[MANFAIC]

@LifeisWar2 What the hell, man? I kinda give you too much credit for typing that on your own, as you're likely illiterate. Not many people would choose to help you type that, so I'm assuming you just rolled your face on the keyboard.

[LifeisWar2]

@MANFAIC what a weak ass burn, doesn't even make sense. Stop being a fag hag, and start being a Solutrean super hero. Sieg Heil!

[MegaBlueZOMBIE]

@ugasziz I wouldn't be suprised to see it on Fox news even today....

[ugasziz]

@MegaBlueZOMBIE Its fox. Only expect the stupid

[drjonasson19]

@ugasziz or right now in the south

[ugasziz]

@drjonasson19 you're jk...

[WeEatBrainz]

@ugasziz Or Fox news

[ugasziz]

"faggy acting little boys" lol

[silver117atg]

@ugasziz lmao

[shadowgloria]

Oh, God, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard at the "faggy" line.

[SKINREADY]

I found this (but only watched about the first thirty seconds) while searching crafts on StumbleUpon and got really angry, so I came to YouTube to bitch about it and I realized that it's from The Onion! That totally killed the anger buzz.

[robaralis]

@SKINREADY lol, im sorry but that is brilliant that it had you going at first. . it really is edited exactly like any morning news program

[alexevo1111]

"Now I hope you parents at home who have faggy acting little boys have been taking notes"

Hahahhahahaha... I love how serious they act :L

[kiddingme01]

This is not fake! The Onion is typically satire, but on occassion, they do real stories such as this.

[MrShmeethan]

Either these kids have a promising career in acting or their middle/high school years are gonna be rough.

[CobaltLuster]

I lost it when she poured blood over the kid in the Dracula costume.

[wsmith68]

"but be sure to avoid professions that have been co-opted by the Gay community--like fireman, cop, cowboy--or else he'll just end up looking like a stripper."

The guest woman and anchor man are almost as funny as the kids how abnormally straight and controlling.

[distortedkid123]

i can't get over the vampire kid's acting lol

[Thanks4Nutin]

Blaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhh haha

[latrancoso]

At first got pissed, till I realized it was Onion News. Beautiful!

[Mackpimpin90]

That's fucked up

[ldrockstar69]

this is so offensive...

[onemisterd]

THIS IS ABSOLUTE HORRIBLE! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? DOING THOSE AWFUL THINGS TO THOSE BOYS!!! LET THEM BE WHOMEVER THEY WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN! HOW DARE THAT GUY CALL THE BOY THE F WORD! THESE PEOPLE ARE BIGOTS AND NEED TO BE TAKEN OFF THE AIR!!!

[laputadetumadre11]

@onemisterd lol but they are faggy kids,who cares

[MultiTigergutt]

@onemisterd if it only was real :-) lol, hahahah...

[aznpink7]

@onemisterd In case no one told you yet, this is The Onion. They do satire pieces. It's really quite funny. It's not meant to be taken seriously. Otherwise everyone would have rioted by now lol. I pinky promise you, this is just satire =]

[cosmotron1020]

@onemisterd Your trolling is not welcome here.

[laputadetumadre11]

@denisethepainter it's not a joke moron if you were intelligent you would realize that it's actually making fun of people who are homophobic. Also,the video is almost 3 years old,the gays weren't committing mass suicides back then.

[denisethepainter]

@laputadetumadre11 FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

[laputadetumadre11]

@denisethepainter lol,dumb bitch. I see you deleted your ignorant comment in embarrassment.

[denisethepainter]

@denisethepainter 

[matahari84]

Parrrrrrrrrrrgulaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahah LOL

[forrykid]

Hahaha!

Those boys were awesome!

[TonyTheAnything]

Before you post a comment, I want you to ask yourself, "Am I dumb enough to believe in something obviously fake?"

[fvetero]

As a joke... this is fine, but if it were true... then.. well... I really wouldn't know what to say... Only that it's really sad.

[amarra9331]

wow....

[TheChat53]

This was fake right

[laputadetumadre11]

@TheChat53 it depends on how stupid you are.

[Extremegulpska]

Stupid Homo Kids..

[seppukuification925]

@Extremegulpska haha lol Amen

[tottyRICE]

LOL hella funny

[highlandcommando]

prevention is better than cure

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

lol thought this was real at first

[red1309]

@oXTheSkyIsFallingXo it is real

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

@red1309 It can't be.

[red1309]

@oXTheSkyIsFallingXo why not?

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

@red1309

because it's ridiculous, they wouldn't say 'faggy' and the children seem like they're acting. Plus they probably wouldn't unexpectantly pour fake blood all over a child. And it's ugh, I don't know.

[red1309]

@oXTheSkyIsFallingXo Its not ridiculous, pouring fake blood on children builds character. Also those children were described with accurate adjectives.

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

@red1309 whatever, everyone's allowed their opinion.

[red1309]

Except in North Korea

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

@red1309 well, I'm not in North Korea

[red1309]

@oXTheSkyIsFallingXo then do not say everyone is allowed an opinion, because some people are more equal than others.

[oXTheSkyIsFallingXo]

@oXTheSkyIsFallingXo oh, sorry, have I offended you.

[qazzy]

I thought the first girls was a girl

[Metakeyman]

"I hope you parents at home with faggy-acting little boys are taking notes"

[bigfriend14]

the thing that persons did with the vampire kid was practically BULLING! F*ck U!

[tomspy77]

@bigfriend14 It's not real it's a sketch...

[grinfcked]

The vampire boy made me laugh so hard

[sigseg]

Is this a comic sketch? If it is, it seems very real. I expect almost everything from American tv shows. I hope somebody enlightens me.

[godlessmaximus]

@sigseg

The Onion is satire.

[Hasmond]

@sigseg

this is a joke.

Everything "the onion" makes are sketch stories.

[tomspy77]

@sigseg I will..it's a joke..effectively filmed but a joke...

[Jaireeck17]

Those gay people dont even know their doing something evil..

[bigfriend14]

@Jaireeck17 wtf are you talking about man?

[xStelmaria]

@Jaireeck17 Haha! :D

You dumb people are so amusing!

[hollywoodsevil707]

I'm a big ol' bear!

[mitcherrmann]

@hollywoodsevil707 HOLY FUCK, I LAUGHED AT THAT FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES.

[Rockance2]

LOL

[JessicaDawnHunter]

This whole video is ridiculous, as are many of the replies here.

[Dorminay42]

those are the gayest children I've ever seen.

[xStelmaria]

@Dorminay42 indeed. Aren't they cute?

I love gays :-)

[jhardy360]

llama llama

[Jcolinsol]

If there's one thing parents love, it's thwarting their children's gender identity.

[AntiSocialSaoirse]

WTF? I know this is fake of course but I mean its still rude. Whats wrong with feminine or even gay boys? Geez you people

[HomestarRunner20X6]

@AntiSocialSaoirse It's satire you idiot, it's more than just fake. Look up what satirical means then fuck off.

[Roflcopter4b]

@AntiSocialSaoirse It's satire. It's actually saying that it is wrong to think that a feminine boy is a bad thing. A little common sense here please.

[NotIkeman]

@AntiSocialSaoirse Who wants their boy acting like a pansy?

[jarvisel]

The kid in the bear costume HAS to be Butters.

[ski4life19]

LMFAO at Lance

[loveabldemon]

Holy, this is just rude. How can they show this on t.v? ... I have no words for this video

[Mehtaphorical]

@loveabldemon Lol dude this is the Onion not a real TV show.

[haymaker710]

@Mehtaphorical Don't tell people this isn't real. It's funny to see how gullible they are.

[TrinoElrich]

@loveabldemon ever heard of satire?

[Grannymuncher]

holy shit the first kid looks just like my first girlfriend

[thevoodoophoenix]

Disguise your girly son...

[Gekkegenezer]

@LaxRatBra By the way, it wasn't 2010 when you posted that comment or when the video was made, it was 2011 and 2009 respectively...

[Gekkegenezer]

@LaxRatBra In all of your comments it should be "you're" not "your". You can't sue, it's free speech (which didnt change between rhe ratifying of the constitution and 2010, last time I checked). Don't act snotty like you're above everyone when your grammar sucks and your name is LaxRatBra. Lastly, do you even know what satire means? You're obviously just a male homosexual yourself, which is why you're so offended by this video.

[Mikuruification]

@lemonheadpupu

-40 hp

[MrPivooot]

really! is supposed to be a joke?

[ski4life19]

Whats the name of the reporter (the dude) ?

[Boarquake]

hahaha ive had to poop for the last 20 minutes but i cant stop watching these fucking videos



[ski4life19]

@Boarquake WTF ?!?!

[NihilistSlacker]

Actually the military has been co-opted by the gay community. Never look up military porn and expect much straight porn, I made that mistake. Besides haven't you people seen the YMCA video? There's a soldier there!

[TheKarenbmish]

Hello? BlazedChain? You do realize this is a fake news channel? It was clear when you had to sign up for this part of youtube, wasn't it? Are you pulling our chain by writing this? 'Cuz, really it's not even close to an interesting, funny or clever response. Just sayin.

[seonfox]

This is stupid lol

[SKPXP]

People lol remember this is fake news . Lol

[pianicaplayer123]

The women is outta her frikin mind!!!! She dumped a glib of an animal blood on to one of the kids, and made the robot be a robot instead of whatever the boy wanted to be!

[elcool]

fkn bear cracked me up "i'm a big ol' bear" !!!

[xdrangerx]

@elcool

the connotation. LOL. I love it.

[Iwuzhere321]

Travis is adorable 

[hippywill]

this is sooo funny funny news for the win. if any 1 dosent get the joke then the jokes on them lol

[BlazedChain]

Disgusting! How could the parents let those assholes talk about their sons that way?! So what if the boys are feminine, that doesn't mean they're gay. Except your child for what they are.

[Kamikazeesouled]

@BlazedChain Nobody wants a faggy acting kids as their son.

[GoodEggs]

@BlazedChain This is satire; it's not real news.  This is exactly what this report is trying to say.

[schmoodles]

So where is the one making all the tomboy girls super feminine???

[deaconsmom2000]

Hello? It's a satire.

[slacker4lyfe]

what the fuck this coudlnt have been aired there is so much wrong with it and so many people are offended by this, but i find it hillarious as fuck and cant believe it like whos gonna buy tht bitches book after she dumped a bucket of blood (probably pigs blood) on a little kids head no good parent any way

[Super120509]

@slacker4lyfe It's The Onion, it's fake news.

[fr1endofcharles]

You have to be fucking me

[yunginf]

Lmao faggy acting kids

[grunnythegreenbunny]

i wanted to be a pastry chef but she wo-I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT I AM A ROBOT. lol my stomach hurts xD

[marek0086]

"Hello Travith"

[slimdeala4life]

WHAT!?!? ...FOR A WEEK?

[westshideasss]

You tube is n-o-t a safe place for pics of kids and that wording is just terrible.

[westshideasss]

They are gonna be TOUGH STRONG SUPERMEN! these are KIDS THAT WILL BE GOOD HUSBANDS WHEN THEY ARE OLDER.

[MrCoolKidSmith]

all of them would look so much better in their birthday suits

we could have a party

[Itsameoinkers]

@MrCoolKidSmith Ummm ok that's a little sick. Any reason you felt compelled to share that?

[MrCoolKidSmith]

@Itsameoinkers

no, not really

[Simonds007]

@MrCoolKidSmith Pedobear Alert!

[MrCoolKidSmith]

@Simonds007

:)