Let's Play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties - Thresher Finds A Job For Jane After All!

[Kiryutka22]

Oh this is so retarded it's great :D ! ! !

[TheInstantClassic1]

I swear to god; if chicken head bad talks me one more time I'm sending Colonel Sanders after him. Wait till you see your score after he gets to you you stupid poultry/human hybrid >:D!!!!

[asombrosodios]

@TheInstantClassic1 yeah chicken head is a dick.

[kdreamland]

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing. -Benjamin Franklin.

Wait till you see your score after this! *canned laughter* - Chicken Man

Yeah I could see them hanging out

[ChidoriX100]

I should have chosen the sleezy choice...

[megamanrocks99]

I'd never be so cruel to turn her down.

Even if this is the worst game ever,it has a decent story.

[MatthewFolger]

Is it me or does every line sound sarcastic?

[YodatheJedi12]

@MatthewFolger It's because the actors are about as talented as the game designers...

[robertsfunny1995]

Okay fine, whatever, if you're gonna complain so much I'll give her the job, Gamer's narrator...

[SkyMaro]

So, wait... you're forced to turn the boss into a rapist?

[MrPuddingTaco]

Jane's an asshole.

[robertsfunny1995]

@MrPuddingTaco But not as much as that ignorant narrator...

[PoisonImpurity868]

YOU KNOW WHAT? I PICK NEITHER! IM GONNA GO PLAY FALLOUT!

[kathythehedgehog]

This narrator makes me want to go and eat some fried chicken... and I'm a vegetarian.

[squarebust21]

Oh, so now I have to do the perverse choice? THAT'S THE RIGHT CHOICE?

[okatotaia87]

man, why would it be a better decision to go out with a tottally stranger???? Whoever came up with this story is either the biggest whore, or were raised up by Barbie dolls. The story they want you to create is way worse than the AVGN version :D

[Periwinkleton]

2:22

Ah yes, I will see you at fou-or.

[sonofdark18]

3:32 mmmmm thatrs good Asphalt. WTF am i eating?

[cryssibaby]

Chicken head? Really?

[allav866]

at 4:04 the narrator's words cut me like a blender. :(

[tomservo3]

"I thought so,"

Then he turns green. What. the. FUCK.

[Theallerbest]

Whats with the crazy filters?

[Bowserslave]

0:58-1:07

yea hes TOTALLY not one of those

>.>

[mrmctommy]

@Bowserslave TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF!

[Kewix123]

Oh hi Mark!

[kymetastic]

Don't touch me, you... hormone?!?!?!?

[Loftworthy]

Thresher: Will $40000 be enough?

Jane: OVER 9000?!?!??!

[animemaster139]

yeah feel free to lower my score I'll shove the lowest negative number straight up INTO YOUR ASS YOU CHICKEN FACED FREAK!!!

[CaptainAshSpearow]

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me.

[HaloSpartanG13]

This game is fucked up.

She gets job: Game Over

She doesn't get one: Game Over

Boss acts like a perv: Weirdo yells at you, you win.

FUCK THIS SHIT!

[SukaNekoto]

The icon at the end that you press to go back to the last selection of choices scares me. D:

[kR0B45]

two things, the part where she punched him in the face kicks ass, and that mark guy is gonna fucking rape her

[persianscomeandgetth]

1:24 OH HI MARK.

[RkivUnderground]

@persianscomeandgetth Oh hai John I didn't know it was you!

[Djstudiosgold]

Ok, not a happy end, but 3:17

Me: A CHICKEN MASK?!

Harry: Well, that ends your story. Jane ends up with the wrong man and Johns eating asphalt.

Me: How was I supposed to know that?

Harry: Some matchmaker you turned out to be. Just wait until you see your score after this! Why not give the girl a fighting chance? She was young and stupid in that scene! Did you really think he was going to give her a job?

Me: 1: I'd like to point out your chicken head. 2: The title was misleading.

[YTMNDMadMax]

It's like watching a pornography but without any sex. Just shitty acting and pointless dialogue.

[rustyburger]

Lol, fuck this game, it's soooo boring, I don't know how the avgn made it through this!

[hado123]

The boss looks like Chris-chan grown up..

Oh dear god...

[RSCNyx]

"I've been thinking of you all day."

More like 10 minutes. AND THEN SHE RANDOMLY PUNCHES HIS FACE? Okay.

...Damn Chicken Mask. He's the new Pyramid Head.

[kdreamland]

@RSCNyx instead of an air raid siren, it's cuckadoodle doo

[xRocketzFighterx]

POW! in the fucking kisser

[wiiguy145]

3:46 we did we gave her a job didnt we?

[Cristian182005]

You'd have to quit college.

[cowsXroxXmyXsox]

*facepalm* What's with all the crazy filters?

[SaweetTooth]

A FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK!

[ilikmiself]

Haha. $40,000 a year? So professional.

[krazygreen]

and lol@ luxurious bachelor pad in Pacoima.

[woo1693]

so..... you have to pick the choice when the old bastard yells "TAKE YOU DAMN CLOTHES OFF" either ways, and when you pick that choice the chicken man cusses you for the bad choice, but what the fuck? YOU TOLD ME TO PICK THAT CHOICE YOU CHICKEN SHIT

[akoraru]

DARK VADOR AND FCKING CHICKEN MASK

[DevilsArcadia777]

Ha, personal secretary...i.e GET IN MY PANTS. And she's too dumb to realize! Wow. XD

[samoanseb8]

a chickenhead narrator what the fuck haahaha

[ChurroChopStick]

Thresher is a such a porn sounding name

[CoolAlliki]

Love? WTF? After she gave him a false number. AND WTF IS HAPPENING NOW?!?!?! A CHICKEN MASK? AND WHO IS THAT GUY? WHO"S LAUGHING AT HIM? Damn, that boss is a perv.

[supergennininfinity]

So in other words, he's telling you to rape her.

[neeger123f]

THE FUCKING CHIKENMASK!! I would love to meet those fuckers who made this fucking shit.

[1q2w3e619]

Why all the crazy filters!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoolAlliki]

@1q2w3e619 You watched the AVGN too? lol

[BigNickGK]

i hate thes game

[SaweetTooth]

UP.....Ngt.....A fucking chicken mask

[holycow818181]

3:15 I bet that statue of Benjamin Franklin is just wishing he could get up and leave.

[CheezeFox]

You know what, fuck it. This is how the story ends: a man with a chicken head. That's the note this game needs to end on.

Fuck the romance, fuck the parental pressure subplot thing, fuck the monologue, just end with Sergeant Chickenhead Purplesuit saying "The End, bitch!"

It would make about as much sense as the rest of the game.

[Consueladad]

This - Wait, Person controlling the story?, Whatthefuck, There's nothing worse than a shitty game that's self-aware.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Even this option is perverted.

[Cornwiggle]

"I love you" even though I barely know you at all.

[shanethefox]

lol thresher looks like my old Language Arts teacher

[DiabloJas]

its horroble

[kingbooforums]

Um........why is he wearing a chi-

Oh fuck forget it.

[StarCreme]

they hired the least talented people they possibly could for this.

[Sollett]

The least talented, but the most breasted.

[BoomlalaMetrotab]

I need the music from 2:27 onwards.

I NEED IT!

[ApokalypticFilms]

this game sucks mouldy buttcheekz.

[Manonthe3up]

2:39 MWA HA HA HA HA!!!

[Atlink]

3:20 FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK!

[Manonthe3up]

AVGN4EVR

[SlashFirestorm]

Did...did this 'game' just talk back to me?

[Amazincredible]

"Don't touch me you hormone!"

[Amazincredible]

wtf "are you in the ministry?"

[BloodfelX]

So...you HAVE to choose the perverted choice?! WTF!

[avengingchemicals]

I have to agree. The guy says you must be 18 or older but it's the only way to progress through the story. That's fucked up

[YTPrule]

@avengingchemicals & it sez on the box 17+ !

[luigipizza23]

3:05 he punched XD

[LAVATORR]

40,000 a year!?!? In Los Angeles!?!?!?!!? Gosh mister, you must be a movie star!!

[smilicia97]

Did John Call Us STUPID!

[FrauleinFive]

It's the wrong decision to have a women get a high paying job.

[Starwind18020]

Wow, you must be a Muslim sack of shit with his mind stuck in the 1500s. Whatever, you'll get raped by the USA the minute you try something.

[FrauleinFive]

@Starwind18020 I was pointing out the fact that the games yells at you for giving her a high paying career. Plus, I'm an agnostic atheist female, which is quite the opposite of a Muslim male. So don't judge, and learn sarcasm, Schweinehund.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

"agnostic atheist"

Surely you don't mean that? Not to start a religious argument, but how is is possible to be open to the idea that a deity exists, whilst simultaneously believing that one does not?

[FrauleinFive]

@thereaIblackcerberus

I'm not 100% sure if a God exists or not, but I'm placing my bets on that there isn't. That's how I see it.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

So why not just be an atheist and leave it at that? Being an atheist already entails an amount of security in your belief that a god doesn't exist, while being agnostic pretty much cancels that out due to the fact that agnosticism is a lack of security in the belief of a god or gods.

[SomethingRules]

@thereaIblackcerberus how the fuck did you assholes manage to start a religion debate in the comments of fucking plumbers don't wear ties

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@SomethingRules Well gee, maybe it has something to do with the game containing religious undertones to the point of one of the main characters making a big deal out of becoming a nun.

I see that thought hadn't crossed your mind.

[FrauleinFive]

@thereaIblackcerberus

Actually I made a sarcastic comment on how the game rejects the fact that the protagonist gets a job, some racist fuck took it seriously, I pointed out his lack of ability to think while stating my religious views, then you asked why I stated that beliefs in that fashion. Check out Starwind's comment. Clicking on reply makes the message appear.

[4AMsunshine]

@thereaIblackcerberus Atheism doesn't necessarily mean that you believe god doesn't exist. Being an agnostic atheist is akin to saying, "the existence of god cannot be known to man, but I do not believe in god and am not affected by his existence"

[Goobian]

@4AMsunshine I am an atheist and it means you don't believe in God or the practice of religion. You believe that God is just false hope and being religious is not a way to live your life.

[Kerkerseelenfresser]

@Goobian What does this have to do with this piece of shit other than it disproves God?

[Goobian]

@Kerkerseelenfresser He said that atheists don't technically believe God doesn't exist. That bothered me enough to want to correct him.

[kenzeus]

@Goobian WTF is wrong with atheists making retarded comments and saying so proudly they are atheist.... When the fact is they are a bunch of arrogant fools that are proud to say they don't belive in something. If you don't believe in god or religion why the fuck do you all disscuss it so much? such stupidity to disccuss about something you don't believe in. In a total unrelated video... Just because he said he was religious man? You all start discussing your religious views?

[Goobian]

@kenzeus It irritates me when people have wrong information about something that affects me personally. It would be like assuming a Jew is cheap. And then someone that is Jewish saying for your information I am not cheap and all of my Jewish friends aren't cheap. And I am not arrogant my comments so far have been calm.

[kerrkr12]

@kenzeus Hey man, what ever comes up, comes up. Sure not all comments on youtube are related to the video for which they are posted, but there is no law that commands them to. I can understand disagreeing with the notion, but such is the nature of the beast. No need to label a group of millions of people a "bunch of arrogant fools."

[MewLime]

lol what.

[ZetaNeubourn]

Wow.... fail, fail, fail. XD

2:40 Man, screw you. All we've done is the best for you up until now. Your fault for letting other control you... like this chick, apparently. You don't need some stuck up wench.

3:40 He's only sleezy when you chose the porn scene, you ass.

Screw this interactive slideshow. (Not a game.)

[juliastation]

Wtf ben franklin!?!?!?

There have been several times in this so-called "game" where I've thrown my hands in the air and waved them around yelling "WHAT THE FUCK."

[Zolega89]

why is this the wrong decision?

why couldt they be together after she got the job?

Yeah, she's a professional who earns 40000$ a year

[DevilRebellion]

I love the fact that 8,075 people played this game on youtube.

[Pookieboy2000]

WOW. I didn't know $40,000 a year was so prestigious.... I'm pretty sure plumbers make more than that....

[SCARYWIZARD]

I think Al Bundy makes $40k a year, maybe a little less.

[Sarato]

And why the hell did she just punch John? What an asshole!

[Sarato]

If someone said that she said at 01:00 I as a boss would have been real upset.

[jimmervision]

2:40...you know, i dont feel any bad in making those two feel miserable for the rest of their lifes if its up to me. plus, it doesnt look like any choice in the entire game can make the narrator happy anyways. this game is dog turd.

[TheMole2005]

WRONG DECISION? WHY?

[sourwalf]

2:40 FUCK YOU!

[M1ndz]

roflol at 3:15

[MartinGiacomo]

Do they even show the score at the end?

[kytomasi]

LOL

[MrEasy2004]

So, to make them together, you gotta make the boss a perverto rapist. 0_o

[firemonkey4me]

thats about it MrEasy2004

[Xiav123]

lol i tried all 3 choices and they all involve being scolded

[thevisualboy37]

0:38 What's with... the crazy... FILTERS??

[Omegaknuckles]

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

[Tareltonlives]

4:00 "Remember, all men are rapists!"

[Tareltonlives]

The game's message: Give up on all hope in humanity

0:30 "And when I mean college I mean the fifth grade"

1:00 "Just some sodomy in the closet during review time"

2:00 "And when I mean dear Lord, I mean restraining orders"

2:15 "I want to expand into molesting little boys, too"

2:32 His one brain cell is frantically trying to remember how to sit on a bike

2:42 Even the characters hate Chickenshit man

2:55 "So, sex now?"

3:10 Okay, NOW I like this game

3:35 But that IS the happy ending!

[Xiller8]

wtf, im glad your a religious man. im thinking of starting a ministry? who came up with these lines? and since when does having a job mean you cant date HAHA. this game is unbelievably ridiculous.

and the only choice you can choose without ending the game (taking advantage) the announcer scolds you. idiots.

[1Dudelove]

(hands you a samurai sword) Here you go. You know what to do.

(points at the creators of the game and especially the chicken mask narrator) KILL THEM!!!!!

[Tareltonlives]

Oh, no thank you. This circular saw will do just fine

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE­! Match THIS, motherfucker! *dismembers the Chickenshithead*

[1Dudelove]

Chicken man : 'some matchmaker you are...'

You : (interupting him) 'You know what? I'm packing' (pulls out Magnum)

Chicken man : 'Oh shi.....'

*KABLAM!*

Game over man! Game over!

[gogetaSSfive]

@1Dudelove high score! high score! your score is

[JohnnyRancid2]

I'm a professional now... *THWAP*

[obito94]

FUCKING CHICKENMASK!!!!?

[Xrick56]

a fucking chicken mask?

[unhappilyeverafter]

rofl

[PozerWolf]

Wow, great work on making this Hormone1994.

Great upload.

Kind of funny how something like this can be set as a youtube game.

[HidetoTakari99X]

But Youtube removed one of his videos! D:

"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation."

Fucking YouTube! D:<

[KissChad]

I swear youtube is gay sometimes how the fuck did they find videos like these and get the copyright claim

[ThePooper42]

Cool YouTube game.

[jballen90]

no this is a real Video Game....on the 3DO

[ThePooper42]

I know, but we can play it on Youtube -_-

[Kaede5]

Which makes it an incredible epic FAIL xD

[TheRoboticFerret]

An upside down, negative filtered CHICKEN MASK? WHAT....

THE...

FUUUUUUCKKKKK!!!!!????

[Wazzup365]

What the fuck? If you choose the first or second choice the narrator still wears a fucking chicken mask. So what , are the first two choices wrong or something? Hell, the third choice sounds worse than the other two.

[Tareltonlives]

Yep. Despite the ham-handed blatant hypocrisy, the game wants you to humiliate the whore

[MattyRCT3]

A FUCKING CHICKEN MASK!! LOLOLOL

[fpsanth]

LOL now he's a saint.

And "I couldn't leave this to fate, or that stupid person controlling the story."

[moivemaker543]

FUCK THIS GAME!!!

[lilmanual]

RANDOM CHICKEN MASK!?!?! xD

[Headbanger142]

FUCK THIS GAME!!!!!!

[Aaronthereal1]

Fucking chicken mask!

[ValisFan2]

Jane is such a bitch.

[Normal1S]

I can't believe they have you go through all this just to tell you that you lose. ..

fuck chicken men.

[mamaluigi3]

SHUT THE FUCK UP CHICKENMAN

[PimpMatt0]

Why the fuck is that guy wearing a chicken mask?! LOL WTF?!

[JBryantMusic]

So this game is just designed to say "Fuck you", regardless of what you do.

[VaderNES]

Even this simulation of this game sucks, though it at least allows skipping.

[Mariobro4]

3:05 owned!

[Lighteningzero]

"Wait till you see your score after this!"

*Laughs*

Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---"

[ISmellPussyClan]

2:38

that stupid person? at least i can move about u still image bastard

[CharlesXavier]

The chicken man cracks me up every time! You could say this game's so bad it's good (and when I mean good, I mean hilarious).

[GrandBurnin]

Is the Jeopardy music actually in the game?

[zeejustin6]

"Don't touch me you hormone?"

I guess that's where hormone1994 came from.

[justinjoewills]

And also 1994 was when the game was released.

[ZomBTott]

after watching avgn's video on this i just had to watch. now, after getting this far, i have to stop. This is terrible. piss your pants funny, but terrible.

[crazyfunny23]

you call $40,000 a year professional?

my dad makes 70,000 and he's just a metal fitter

[frappermac]

might have been back then, and probably still is when adjusted for inflation

[wh0racle3]

This game is from 1994 you fucking idiot

[DarwinwasWrong]

This was 1994. 40k was a lot back then.

[robdun]

40k was alot in the 80s. 10 megabytes were alot in 1994.

[xXGreenEyedAngelXx]

Lol "I couldn't leave things to fate... or that stupid person controlling the story." So they know that thier lives are being controlled, and aren't the least bit WORRIED about it?! xDDDD