The BEST Pick-Up Lines Ever!

[poolsonice2]

Have you been fried cuz I see hot all over you. Wanna go for a ride bend over I'm driving

[aynolds]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[imastermyblade]

Hey baby'

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of getting HEAD?

[cozzepig]

How about this one: you have 206 bones in your body, would you like one more?

[karlbro92]

you: do you know the essential difference between sex and a conversation?

she: no

you: do you wanna go upstairs and talk?

[yourpaljc]

"You'll do"

[yourpaljc]

Get you coat - you've pulled.

[BalletBlonde123]

I've watched this over and over again!! Soo funny dudee!!:'D

[TheRussiannextdoor]

My favorite pickup line:

*Pull out duct tape*

[rabbit28175]

do u live on a chcken farm because u sure know how to raise cocks

[thedition13]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your tits are massive,

I want to fuck you

[thedition13]

Hey come back to my place and do some algebra we can, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!!!

[BASEBALLERMVP25]

roses are red lemons are sour,

just open your legs and give me 1 hour

[DarthBobify]

Here is a good one.... Sex or rape? your choice

[ScopedPewPew]

roses are red

violets are blue

nice tits

lets fuck

[THEFIRSTMRSB1EB3R]

if we were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole;)

your bodies wonderland and I wanna be Alice

guurrl youz a 9.999 but you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with meh;)

[TheTeeman16]

How do you like your eggs fried scrambled of fertilized.

[notjustpinkbutPINKY]

ive shared this probably like a billion times already !!! dude just became my hero

[notjustpinkbutPINKY]

ahhhh... fucking love this :)

[jusdabz1]

wanna play army? ill lie down, u can blow me up!

[jaxblade07]

Hey Baby lets not turn this rape into a murder ;D

[rdias2]

Is you face from mcdonalds?? cuz im loveing it

hey girl your like hair spray....tall,slim and keeping me hard all day long

[1Lion4Hearts]

If Sex is a drug, Then do you wanna get high?

[1Lion4Hearts]

If we were squirrels, Would you allow me to bust a nut in your hole?

[bubafoo]

"wanna fuck or should I call my lawyer" I wouldnt hang out with a guy who used that line to pick up chicks haha

[SimpleJack217]

Roses are red, violets are blue, pornhub is down, i guess you will do

[MyNameLeonIs]

@pancakekingdom hahahhaha best ever not creepy at all!

[LyZ4RD]

Hey girl! I just shit my pants... can I get into yours?

[pancakekingdom]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

Get in the van

[Zero2sk8]

Want to sit in my lap an talk about the first thing that pops up?

[iBuzzinga]

YOU WILL GO TO BED WITH ME

*SLAP*

[jacobdabitch]

You look a bit tired, should i hold your boobs?

[flam3b0ne]

barney hiym

[99fetusfajitas]

Do I really want to set fire to kittens or is your beauty driving me insane?

[Hsquad2]

Want a Stud? I have the STD all I need is "U"

[Penguin1821]

that shirts very becoming on you. but if i were on you id be cumming too.

[xXS1LENC3RXx1]

did you get your pants on sale? cuz at my house, there 100% off ;D

[Spectre11B]

Hey do you wanna back to my place and eat some pizza then Fuck?

What you don't like pizza?!

[Prophet4201]

Press 7 for fucking coffee.

[MrKungen909]

the best was, Hey i'm an austronaut, and my next trip is to ur-anus!!

[5SmashFever]

Best one: There are 206 bones in your body, want another one? :D

[GIANTy0y0]

nice shoes. wanna fuck?



[UltimateVideoProdz]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun

Get in the car

[HowMasters]

I got a vid of the WORST PICK UP LINES ever, if you wanna check it out and laugh :)

[broski472]

0:53 i got an urge to go to bed with him

[XFacTier]

My penis is 2 inches.....from the floor.

[royalstarfish17]

I like your dress

Crumpled at the foot of my bed in the morning

or

Lets play house

You'll be the door

and I'll slam you

[1234gnrslash]

Best pickup line ever!

Let's have sex.

:)

[1234gnrslash]

Roses are red, violets are blue,

get in my bed so we can screw.

[avv3s0me96]

why dont u come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

[N1ghtHawk2202]

If ur right leg is thanksgiving and ur left leg is christmas can i vist u between the hollidays? 8D

[Penguin1821]

@N1ghtHawk2202 its can i cum between the holidays

[thisguy9228]

where you raised on a farm ... cause you know how to raise a cock

[luldopeboy1]

LOL Fuck that im turning gay xDDDDDDD

[CARLBARTER1]

Is your mother a weight lifter , she must be to raise a fuckin dumbell like you .

[meduego2205]

I'll do you if you get me a piece of chicken

[GodGriff]

you must be from vallhalla, because your making me harder than a ragnorok.

[MegaP3pe]

do u raise chickens cuz u just raised my cock

[PHYCHO421]

@MegaP3pe u trying to tell pple that u got a chickin cock

[Neverlose2u]

Dude u made my day

[Lala133skuxx]

shud put ...if u were homework id do you on the table....

[NedYahNRonnoc]

"How much?"

[sean3ooo]

I *slap* want *slap* to *slap* have *slap* (oh nvm...

[xXAspennXx]

Sup babe, I see your trying to use "attract" on me.

In case you were wondering, its "super effective" - I just used HARDEN.

[creepybark]

i hate when i slap thats the freaking nonsense pick up lines ive ever heard fag

[creepybark]

you such bich



[gennkill]

lol he changes clothes sometimes because it takes him a while to recover from the slaps!

[nzpker247]

my cock just died can i burry it in your ass?

[SeRgA123456789]

i lost my no. can i get yours? :D

[hamzacheetos]

i liked the part when got bitch slapped

[erikagree]

At 0:21 HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM HANGOVER THE ONE WHO LOST HIS TOOTH

[Zillamp3z]

Do you have a chicken farm?

- What?

- Cuz youre pretty damn good at raising cocks

[Jac0b130]

Is that dude gay?? cause he's getting slapped by some manly hands

[wiggawiggapullatrigg]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you

[TheLiggitt]

suck my cock or ill murder yoru family

[aghiarasberry]

@TheLiggitt hahahhahha

[MissMopPop]

FUCK?

SCREW?

ROOT?

SEX?

...nipples?

[TheBIGJJR]

are you from subway? cuz u just gave me a foot long

do you live on a chicken farm? cuz u sure do know how to raise cocks

[FlamingMonkey1009]

my names milk i can do ur body good

[Philosophy903]

@FlamingMonkey1009 wax



[UltimateScizor]

wanna try out my shake weight?

[snowcone8000]

You know, I'm a banker, and I'd like to give you my stack of pennies

[MrLoserman205]

hey i work at subway, you want to see my foot long?

[SoakUpAllTheBlood138]

Hey snowflake, why don'tcha lift up that shirt and show me them titties bitch!

[DrYesMON]

Im Batman.

Greatest pick up line ever

[WierdWackyWonderful6]

that's it i give up i'm turning gay

XD

[Mirani2]

I think you dropped something- my jaw. Giggity goo!

[XFacTier]

Do you work at UPS cause....I could swear you were holding my package.

[youbetzler]

best pickup line ever. I have 20 mill in my bank account

[nitedragon209]

LOL!! i love da slap wen u finish your pick-lines!!!

[MusicLuv600]

It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

[MegaLeviboy]

fuck me if im wrong but, is your name chuck?

[KamilTheKhan]

......why is a guy slapping you?

[christiano956]

best pick up line evar- why dont u come back to my place and play house yull be the door and ill slam you

[IMDBmoderator]

@christiano956 mafia 2!

[hughjass753]

wanna play pearl harbour? ill lay there and you blow the shit out of me

[upgradereality]

My penis is dead, can I bury it in your ass <3

Funny video man, thanks for making me laugh!

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[upgradereality]

My penis is dead, can I bury it in your ass <3

Funny video man, thanks for making me launch!

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[xcowmasterxxx]

"thats it, i give up, im turning gay"

[xXAspennXx]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

>:D

[6390721]

Fuck me mate do like to get hit,heres a couple from uk .Oi you dirty cunt,(gets the attention) What we having for breakfast 2moro,GET your coat you've pulled,has'nt worked yet,Dont know why ,think it covers all bases though

[MothaFNBaSS]

dang girl if you were a booger id pick you

[mrjman036]

Just come straight out and say ... You'll do

[Brendonproductions]

do u work at subway because you just gave me a foot long. ; )

[LLB9977]

how ya doin cuntfeatures!

[pitbikerdude]

you must be a chicken farmer , because you pretty good at raising cocks

[markwoodland1]

@pitbikerdude epicness

[XFacTier]

Hey baby look at that bush, I got a bush, let's fuck.

[runeplate123]

1:09 OH im starting to like it! 1:10 DOUGH!!

[kop4life1234]

wanna play rape? no! thats the spirit

[Imakeplanesboom]

Best Pickup line - Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?

[gravino555]

the last 1 b4 the blooper was hilarious.

[DoubleAIV]

#1 pick up line

Drive by sexy girl then say:

BITCH GET IN!!!

[Imakeplanesboom]

@DoubleAIV no

[ChemilieChaotic]

@DoubleAIV YES! xD

[rol1081]

mmmm an australian kiss ;)

[jaxblade07]

Hey Baby Lets not turn this rape into a murder ;)

[tylerlarabeeluvsu]

ol boi said i give up, im turning gay.. lol!

[A7Xtapout]

i just made this one up today i hope i made it up

if you were on a tray of pb&j i'd spread you first

i said it to a chick and it kinda worked mainly cause it's funny as hell

[slogirl666]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?!

[AphroditeAllure]

BAHAHA the australian one was funny :P 

[dager925]

best pick up line ever- does this rag smell like chloroform?

[m3tallih0lic]

why do women have to slap over verbal shit such as pick up lines? i've had random girls whisper some pretty pervy shit to me as i'm sure many other guys occasionally have and i'll bet a girl has never been slapped for doing so.. seriously i think if a woman lays a hand on a man for such a stupid reason like that, then the man should have all the right to give her something to kick and scream about.. bend the fuckin bitch over and make her beg for mercy. see what's up then ha

[genius2469]

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

[sunbeamsniagara]

can i  smack u! .... lol

[KyleJonesify]

If you google myspace, I'll twitter your yahoo...

[alison706]

doesn´t your cheek hurt??

[xcarlyxmariex]

Nice Legs... What time do they open??

[ScreamingFangirl65]

Hey baby, im like a rubics cube. The more you play with me, the harder i get

[matemate7]

Are you 18 yet? XD

[jygg09]

what do you say we get up and rape each otha!!

[mattsmurfy]

That's well funny :) thought I should add one to the pile;

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me tonight?

[poliosus1201]

Nipples slap

[pussyman616]

wanna go pole dancing on my balls

[GeorgeSaman8]

am an astronaut and my next trip is To ur ANus haahha !

[Crunchycookiie]

LOL nipples xD

[xxGhostie]

Boy: Did it hurt?"

Girl: What?

Boy: When you fell from heaven...

Girl: Aaawww :)

Boy: Because your face is FUUUCKED UP

Yeah i copied it from facebook..Dont be a smart ass

[jonathanyng]

you look hot, want a popsicle?

[A2Apetz]

Im looking for Treasure... Can i look at your chest?

[mw2legend45]

did u no ur like a spanner every time i see u my nuts tighten XD

[xsixstring7]

"You will go to bed with me"

[patriots43v3r]

0:56-1:05

...my partner died of exhaustion XDXD

[kamokave13]

AUSSIE MAN!

[kamokave13]

hahaha...

you made my day man..

[darianpearson]

Best pick up line ever? Hey baby............I just shit my pants.....can I get into yours?

[Bobstew68]

"I wanna floss with your pubic hair" - Priceless. And in that voice.

[cocolaw8]

Best Pickup line ever:

Wanna Have Sex?

[xxpandamidknightxx]

Winks and fucks like a Tiger! I seen a cougar cashing young guys while holding a rifle.

[lokalkakan]

HAHAHA!!!!

[tFighterPilot]

Probing Uranus.

[weaskun]

haha so funy..

[manbullpig]

ahahahahahahahahahaha dude that's jenious, the best part is 0:53

[boarding5401]

"Girl, I'll be your Burger King if you be my Dairy Queen.

 You treat me right I'll do it your way." ;)

[hearns00001]

I can't stop laughing at the end when u get slapped b4 u wink

[Atheist269]

"I smell that you're in season. Want to breed?" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Reptilian222]

i shit my pants can i get into yours?

does this smell like chlorofoam to you?

[freshconcept11]

so if i flip a coin what are my chances of getting head????

[mentalvids99]

@freshconcept11 i love tht one

[SSXSuperMan]

@freshconcept11 for you.......18%

[ChicoBallers]

Thiz is so fucking hilarious.

[joseneto9393]

ARE YHOU LEGAL? HAHAHA :)

[Solgrymm1337]

Lmao I lost it at 0:50

[TheIandian]

How many slaps is that? D:

[xFATxETHIOPIANx]

"My dentist said you have to fuck off... you're simply too sweet =)"

[RootBeer247]

The edited out one was the best.. The very last 1

[MrMrluis22]

most simple pick-up line: "so, u 18 yet"

[fishredone]

fuck me now bitch

[cthru98]

I bet i can kiss you without our lips touching!

(oh yeah?)

*kiss her*

oh well, guess i lost!

[rachelchella]

P1: I am invisible

P2: what the fuck?

P1: well, can you see me?

P2: yeah, duh!

P1: well then how about tomorrow night? ;)

[dimitri1337]

0:53 may the force be with you

[fulymustang]

you must work at subway cos u just gave me a footlong baby.

[Bodyrotseven]

your getting slapped by a guy lol real funny dude lol

[Girliciiiious]

:50

Hahah ;D



[Skaterdude518]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[ChemilieChaotic]

@Skaterdude518 BAHAHA. xDD

[ysa722]

My favorite part is when he gets SLAPPED! >:]

[FatManDan156]

Best pick up line ever: tits or gtfo

[roadrunner94]

Do u have a band aid? Cause i scraped my knee falling for you.