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  • Let THIS be an example of the mental inferiority of white women!

  • Let THIS be an example of the mental inferiority of white women!

  • Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina on Today show

    watch this video on youtube

    this explains it all

  • What an absolute bimbo! She's blonde, what did you expect?!!!

  • ^-- Check out my parody / reenactment =)

  • She was an honor student in High School with a 4.0 average, president of SkillsUSA, and has a full acedemic scholarship to ASU. She got nervous ,she didn't hurt anyone but herself. If I had a dollar for everyone I said Blah,blah,blah to I could buy the losers who picked on her a life. Kudos to Miss Upton for turning this around by handling it with class and dignity.Haters made her famous.

    More on this on the Jimmy Jubes Show Tuesday nights at 10pm Eastern 7pm Pacific on Talkradiox.

  • She is a complete idiot!

  • Oh look  morons on parade here u not like here move to iran syria are miss teen usa she like U dopes!

  • America is the endtime Babylon prophesied in the Book of Revelation. George Bush is the new Adolph Hitler, presiding over a police state. Black helicoptors are being prepared to abduct U.S. citizens and haul them off to government-run concentration camps. What IS the world coming to? :)

  • For DitzzyKim. I personally believe that U.S. Americans are some of the most Coward-Ass Wimps on the face of the planet. Who are so terrified about men with towels on their heads (in caves), that they willingly give up all their rights and freedoms so "Das Furrer" will keep them "safe". Who also believe every lie their "leaders" tell them and worship their football games while their coutry goes to Hell in a handbasket. Pathetic is still the best word to describe the lot of you!

  • i persinalee b-leeve... thatt yu es Amerrykans r sum ov tha moost stoopad idyats in (sutch azz)... tha intire werld !

  • that girl she's the most beautifull dumb blond minded girl on the planet, i think a bottle of blond beer has a better IQ than she does.

  • this famous answer is on CafePress, the store ID is: theusaanswer

  • i persinalee b-leeve... thatt yu es Amerrykans r sum ov tha moost stoopad idyats in (sutch azz)... tha intire werld !

  • Concerning what GenuineBull said... The average Canadian is indoctrinated from an early age with anti-U.S. propaganda. They tend to just parrot what they 've been taught. This girl is not representative of "U.S. Americans" as a whole.

  • The U.S. wrote the book on propaganda. And B.T.W., I only believe what I know, not what I'm taught.

  • Funny... I thought it was totalitarian socialist/communist regimes (like the U.S.S.R) that "wrote the book" on propaganda? Oh wait, It was! Everyone knows that! Unless, of course, you are a looney left-wing Canadian hockey puck who has been spoon fed a steady diet of anti-U.S. pablum by your country's media and education system. :)

  • So you think you still live in a "free country" after what your beloved president has done to your nation and the rest of the world? Keep watching FUX and CNN and remember to have you bags packed when they come to ship you off to a FEMA camp you Pathetic, Neocon, Whore. You stay in your Hell bitch and I'll stay in mine!

  • "remember to have you [sic] bags packed when they come to ship you off to a FEMA camp you Pathetic, Neocon, Whore." :)

    Well I think that about wraps it up. Not only are you a hate-filled, bigoted person (as evidenced by both this and your original post), and a left-wing nut (as evidenced by your 2nd post), you are also an extremely silly conspiracy theorist! LOL

    Wait a sec... [*stops laughing*] Are those Black Helicopters I hear hovering over my house?!?! Quick! Somebody call Alex Jones!!!

  • You are going to be destroyed Babylon. And it will not be long from now.

  • Babylon? Um... let me get this straight. In addition to being a hate-filled, looney liberal, conspiracy freak, you are also a religious kook who believes that the U.S.A. is the "Babylon" depicted in the Book of Revelation? This just gets better and better :) LOL

    This next one is dedicated to you Bull.

    "They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA

    To the FEMA Camp

    Where Bush is President all the time

    And I'll be happy to see

    Those nice, young Republicans

    In their clean, white coats..."

  • chissy, that was not a fair fight. It was a battle of wits and Bull was unarmed. Shame on you!

    Very entertaining though :)

  • she is one dumb bitch

  • yeap she should go in porn

  • she gave an answer on-stage; no maps.

    bullicide is long term bullying and harassment, esp. of teens, to the point of them committing suicide.

    suicide is the 2nd leading cause of death for teens in Canada.

    suicide is the 3rd leading cause of death for teens in the US.

    she is only a teenager.

    would she be mocked and hated and despised like this, if she was a non-white? i don't think so.

    don't you realize, all this mockery could kill her, literally put her in the grave?

  • Personally, I don't care what race someone is. I know an idiot when I see one. Yes, she's "only a teenager", but since when is being a teenager an excuse for being stupid? I doubt this mockery will kill her, though... she'd need to know how to use a computer to see any of these comments and that's something I highly doubt she knows how to do. In fact, she's likely part of that "fifth of Americans".

  • Hahaha.

    "US Americans"

    "The Iraq"

  • So you are saying maps are the answer to uneducation in America, the war in Iraq, and hunger in South Africa. Man, that must be SUPERMAP!!!!

  • It looked like Mario wanted to laugh....

  • Can you blame him?

  • Now all the anti-American bastards are having a good laugh, but their own mothers don't even know what the name of their capital city is. Stupid bastards!

  • american here...she fukd up...PERIOD. Not all americans are smart...especially you.

  • Miss Teen USA S. Carolina Caitlin Upton collectible

    ebay#230165736751

  • Who cares what she says. She's freakin' hot. She doesn't have to do anything else in this lifetime except be hot.

  • all the people who are hatin go look in the mirror and youll realize your hella ugly. girl makes a mistake so what. we all used to shit our pants

  • What did people expect a girl like that from SOUTH CAROLINA to answer such a hard question? Not to say all people from SC are stupid but, I mean... Look at her! Would you think of her as a Bookworm if you met her for the first time? Yeah right.

  • She is the product of the Racist White Christianity in The South of the US. She is ignorant and has no regard for other cultures. America wake up Stop the south from continuing to create fear and hatred againt human kind.

  • obviously, she simply choked.

  • What a bubble brain. Cute, though.

  • Now all the anti-American bastards are having a good laugh, but their own mothers don't even know what the name of their capital is. Stupid bastards!

  • And you're one of those who thinks that questioning and thinking for ourselves is being anti-American !!!! ----> I may love my brother but he makes mistakes too. Something like that !!

  • nie,Amerykanie wcale nie są głupi..... :P

  • Transcript

    I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because "sama" people out there in our nation don't have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in, South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as;

    and, I believe that they should... our education over here, in the US, should help the US, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

  • It would have been smarter to grab the mic fart into it, and walk off the stage.

  • guys watch my parody video of miss teen USA sc. we are desperate for views and comments

    LOL.

  • I can see why...It sucks.

  • guys watch my parody video of miss teen USA sc. we are desperate for views and comments

    LOL

  • What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

  • This was the most uncomfortable thing I have ever seen. There is nothing funny about a young child being humiliated on national TV. I hope that she is being put on a 24 hour suicide watch. However, the comment's being posted here are absolutely hysterical. We have been laughing for hours. My stomach is all cramped and I can't breath right. Funniest stuff ever posted on youtube. This will be hard to top. I wish her all my best and hope she will be able to live this down someday. Probably not!

  • Letterman got her! LMAOOOOOO Unfortunately I missed Leno...

  • que fue lo que dijo esta pendeja?

  • Ladies and Gentlemen,

    We proudly present the next Republican Candidate for President !!!!

    (Damn that was a hard search !!)

  • I believe that children are our future... teach them well and let them lead the way... show them all the beauty they possess inside... as for this poor girl... Do you have any idea how much pressure these types of shows are? How 'bout a little sympathy for the love of God. And as far as all you jealous ass America haters go... You only WISH you could live in the country that will soon own the world....

  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This is one of the Americans that most of in the U.S. wish was never born.

  • ya good luck on owning the world you idiot like that is something proud to say theres no one on this planet outside the US that would ever want to be american id rather be from Congo before i live in the US!

  • where is the homeland security? she is clearly working for AL QAIDA...they will use this video in their propaganda

  • what an ignorant answer... she should have just said fuck thats sad. because it is.

  • poor people her town must be really "BE" embarrast:( But this video just cracks me up. LOL :D

  • WOW! I have no idea what in god's name she said. I hate see her use a GPS. She probably couldn't get the box open.

  • Barış AKARSU - Leyla

    watch?v=p7gPtv0L_wI

  • Google Ron Paul for president 2008! Save Miss South Carolina and the other states on the map! Oh my how our education system has failed!

  • Poor people in Diraq with no maps :(

    haaaaa

  • such as. lol

  • no no no ,it's uhm like such as

  • poor girl? no, no, no, she's stupid.

  • Huk'd on Fonics wurked fur hir.

  • What a dam fool!!! how the hell she got so far into the competition??? I only goes to show how backward and racist the US still is with all those White trash and no brain or intelligence...ha-ha-ha- big laugh you dam dunes

  • well white trash isn't a word i would use to describe her. i would have said retarded stuck up rich bitch. she isn't white trash though. you misspelled damn you genius.

  • I think porno is the right for her to go, you really don't need to know much.

  • Agreed! She should definitely go into porn.

  • hahaha US Americans???? that's redundant. No maps??? it's because most Americans don't pay attention to geography class that's why. Dumb shit.

  • After witnessing this sterling example I have concluded that all teachers should get a performance bonus for a job well done!

  • ah buhleeve that they shuuduh, arr edjuhkayshun over HEERE in the yoo ayus shuud heyulp the yoo ayus, er or shuud heyulp south afrikuh and shuud heyulp thuh uh-rahk *DONG* and thuh ayjuhn kuhn-trees so we wuhl be abuhl to beeuhld uhp arr fyoochur, forus. /Thank you very much, South Carolina./ *polite tepid applause*

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

  • oh man, that was awesome!

  • ah pursonalee buhleev that yoo ayus uh-mayrikuhns arr uhn-aybuhl to duu so, becuhz uh sumuh... peepuhl out thuhr in arr nayshun don't HAY-uhv may-uhps, and ah buhleev that arr ad-edjuhkayshun lahk suhch as in south afrikuh and thuh uh-rahk ev-ruhwhair like, suhch ay-uhz and ...

  • ah pursonalee buhleev that yoo ayus uh-mayrikuhns arr uhn-aybuhl to duu so, becuhz uh sumuh... peepuhl out thuhr in arr nayshun don't HAY-uhv may-uhps, and ah buhleev that arr ad-edjuhkayshun lahk suhch as in south afrikuh and thuh uh-rahk ev-ruhwhair like, suhch ay-uhz and ...

  • ah buhleeve that they shuuduh, arr edjuhkayshun over HEERE in the yoo ayus shuud heyulp the yoo ayus, er or shuud heyulp south afrikuh and shuud heyulp thuh uh-rahk *DONG* and thuh ayjuhn kuhn-trees so we wuhl be abuhl to beeuhld uhp arr fyoochur, forus. /Thank you very much, South Carolina./ *polite tepid applause*

  • a stupid question about stupid people answered by a stupid person, she is cute though

  • Yeah, great point...(cue Wayne Campbell).

  • Transcript:

    Lauren Upton (Ms. South Carolina): A. I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because uh some people out there in our nation don't have Maps and I believe our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as. And I believe that they should uh; our education over Here in the U.S. should help the U.S. ah, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and Asia countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

  • Thank you, RevTweak for adding somthing pithy and worthwhile to this foolishness. Any Billy Madison reference as perfectly placed as that deserves our thanks.

  • Lord this is sad. what an embarrassment to the UNITED STATES!! well hell...to the WORLD!

  • A for effort . . . I can't say that the others who wrote crude remarks can ever do what MTUSA SC has done . . . but this was funny! She pulled a George Bush Jr! If anything else . . . say "WORLD PEACE"

  • I believe that there is a great Map Shortage here in the U.S., and if more people had Maps, then we could help the Asians, and our children...

  • That's okay dear;  you can always do porno.

  • I'm suprised that Mario Lopez was able to keep cool and didn't make a face afterwards.

  • LMAO ok there lady

  • It was 18-24 year-old Americans that were asked to point out the US on a world map. 94% got it right!!!

    But:

    37% can find Iraq on a map.

    48% believe the majority population in India is Muslim.

    Half can't find New York on a map.

    news(dot)nationalgeographic(do­t)com/news/2006/05/0502_060502­_geography(dot)html

  • Hair - $250

    Make-up - $75

    Dress - $1600

    Making a fool of yourself on national TV and YouTube - Priceless!

    They wear the sashes in case they forget what state they are from.

    Please, world, send us some maps.

    If you think she's dumb, what about the several panels of SC judges that sent her to the national contest?

    Q: Why do blondes have bruises around their belly buttons?

    A: Because blond men are stupid, too. Looks like we have a new attorney general!

  • Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • She is just a normal girl of today. Last week I went to a store and purchased something for 46 cents. I gave the cashier(Blond girl of about the same age) a quarter-2 dimes and a penny. She asked me how much I had given her. She wasn't joking!!

  • It's time to issue this chick a stripper pole.

  • Just think of all the guys she turned down for dates and the girls she made fun of because they were not a size 0 like her. I bet they are laughing now.I wonder if she even knows how much of a fool she made of her self?

  • Great...that is living proof why my children will never darken the doors of a public school in S.C. Why, not only does this illustrate just what a T&A show beauty pageants really are, she is supposedly from Lexington County, with the best public school districts in the state!

    This is nothing new. Look at the Kennedy vs. Nixon presidential debates. Maybe womens' sufferage was a bad thing, after all?  From watching this , maybe it is!

  • what was wrong with those presidential debates, please explain.

  • To all you anti-Americans- why don't you dumbasses try calling on other countries when you need financial help! PLEASE stop coming to this country if it's so bad! To you Aussies- shame on you. What has your country ever done for the world? Oh yes-your aborigines are SO well off!

  • And what did USA for the world except WAR? You're even dummer than this girl!

  • Try to spell. It's DUMBER with a B. Idiot. Get the hell off US internet sites then. Check out inventions, etc. AMERICANS. Democracy- AMERICANS. Bail your dumB asses out of everything- AMERICANS.

  • You're right, the spelling was wrong, maybe that's because I speak 6 languages, sometimes I mix some. But anyway the answer you giving here, speaks for its own.

  • What has the U.S.A done for the world besides war? Hmmmm....the internet, the telephone, the airplane, etc., etc, etc. All "worthless" inventions! What will those "dumb" Americans think of next? lol :-)

  • Oh yes, I just saw you are from SWITZERLAND. Go back to your Alps you Neanderthals!!! What have YOU guys EVER done for ANYONE?? Ha ha ha

  • Dude...are you retarded? I mean seriously, are you defending US foreign policies? Do you have any idea of what you are talking about? Try reading non-fiction books related to geopolitics & history before you start bashing other countries. Oh and by the way, the so-called "financial help" that we provide is loaded with interest that take no just years but generations to pay off. Idiots!

  • Wow, let's make fun of someone else from a different country because they are trying to speak English and messed up spelling a couple times. Sure, that will make Americans look better. Pfft...at least Switzerland remains neutral and America attacks Iraq for no related reason, right?

  • Right!!!

  • Hey, angel, you realize the "aussies" backed us up as a military force, right?

  • what the fuck is your problem? you obviously dont know jack shit about anything that is going on in any part of the world. please, go find a cheesegrater and rub your face on it as hard as possible.

  • and SUCH AS.................

  • lol american seems to be very "smart" ...

    nothing new ...

    hehee

  • is that mario lopez from saved by the bell hosting it?

  • Yup

  • omg america you are fucked if this is best of your youth.god help you.

  • she was talking about other countries not knowing how to locate us.she was supose to be talking about how some of americans cant locate ourselves.i would be like,i dont know how it's that hard to do.some people are just stupid i guess.

  • that comment about her being a known anti-competition bla bla thing?....why is she even in the competetition if she's anti?....

    i think you're just making that up to make them seem smarter than they are.

  • bliksem, you said that earlier, and i repeat same answer.

    cause your mom dont know US capital name?

    Your reply is just as retarded as this girl...

    i seen US ppl try to point where afghanistan is, and point to australia instead...nice...

    i wasnt even interested of geogrophy in school, and can point out 90% of the world countries.

    I guess zimbabwe might as well be on the moon for all you know.

  • Now all the anti-American bastards are having a good laugh, but their own mothers don't even know what the name of their own capital is. Stupid fucking bastards!

  • damm, damm, is that stupid girL GEORGE BUSH daugther????????,if not, she should work for him and those clowns in the WHITE HOUSE

  • You poor retarded inbred moron. 100 bucks says bush had a fling in a truckers toilet and you are the result. Shame on South Carolina for having this retarded ever win anything. O well, at least she has a career in porn as a option because god knows someone should shove something into her mouth to shut her up.

  • *chants* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo­oooooooooooooohhh........

    (I'm from SC and I find this hilarious..)

  • Huh? You mean that beauty pageants involve intelligence? I thought it was a primetime T&A show? Watch the atcual webpage for the pageant contestants. Great day, I've seen $20 whores act more discreetly!

    And I am a South Carolinian.

    I recomend we put a fence up around Lexington County.

  • What she had said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in her rambling, incoherent response was she even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in that room where she made that speech is now dumber for having listened to it. I award her no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.

  • i think she is works for FBI OR CIA, there's a code telling that BIN LADEN moved from iraq to south africa, asia or maybe south carolina,

  • LOL, She sounds amazingly like Hillary Clinton!

  • o my god you are right!!!

  • Miss Teen USA S. Carolina Caitlin Upton collectible

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  • what she's trying to say is that if american education were improved americans would know more about geography and take more of an interest in helping other countries where people are not so fortunate. she should be in the cabinet.

  • HAHA who watches that crap with the sound on anyway.

  • There are 3 types of Americans, those who can count and those who cant.

  • wow, she was able to put south africa and iraq in the same sentence....no wonder you yanks are doomed

  • God save america,britney,paris,this one and of course

    my videos.the world we life need fun like this.

  • "U.S.Americans" LoL Maybe she meant the "Natives".

  • Omg shes dumber than ur president

    is that even possible?

  • ITS JENNA BUSH!!!

  • LOL!!!

  • Yes that was painful to see... poor thing. She was pretty hot looking and most teens are morons about the world so she could have represented well,

  • I saved Unleashed its fresh as fuck

  • what a dingdong! americas youth at its best. they should have seen if she could point out the u.s on a map. at least she's as smart as george bush

  • everybody with an IQ below 120 needs to be sterilized.

  • thats 90% of you.

  • alguien podria decirme en español que le han preguntado y que ha respondido?

  • le preguntaron q hay muchos norteamericanos que no saben hubicar a norteamerica en un mapamundi, que por cree ella que eso pasa, y la muy animal respondio una burrada, dijo que ella creia que los norteamericanos no sabian donde estaba norteamerica porq no tienen valores y USA deberia ayudar a los ninos de surafrica e Iraq para que tengan una mejor educacion... :O no entendi nunca a que viene eso al caso....

  • ok! muchas gracias! es verdad... vaya burrada! jaja esta se traia la pregunta estudiada de casa le preguntasen lo que le preguntasen

    por cierto muy buen español el tuyo para ser de Canadá ^^

  • a robot malfunction

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • omfg

  • it just remind us of our leaders...same same

  • did she say asia needed help???

  • all of you idiots dissing South Carolina and/or the south are showing YOUR ignorance. I live in New York and you can find this girl and many more in this state and any other state in the union not to mention in any country where all of you jealous anti-american people are from.

  • dude just stfu.  theres no use trying to defend your shit country any more, everybody knows the truth.

  • well, she should answer:

    "It's really not surprising that 1/3 of Americans do not know where the US is located on the map because I AM ONE OF THEM!!! and laugh hysterically, WEEEHEHEHA!"

    I bet she would win that way. At least she would have better chance than this one. =)

  • whoa hottie omg

  • i could watch this video over and over!!!

  • Why? You could watch the same video on here without the handheld camera effect. What's with you fucking people and video taping your Tv?

  • Dumbass!!!

  • She's so stupid!

  • How did you guys do when asked a question at 18 years old in front millions of people.

    She was clearly very nervous and could'nt think straight. I love how people love it when others choke or screw up. Guess it makes them feel better about themselves

  • She has experience in front of millions of people. She has been doing pagents for over 10 years. The answer she gave was borderline mentaly retarded.

  • i totally agree with Townie5lax

    she's had more than enough experience in pagents

    this was pathetic

    That answer was just plain dumb

  • Ryan25015 cant take a joke?

  • Please tie her tubes!

  • haha look at the face of the guy who's holding the mic for her. he cant keep from laughing

  • i know cause blondie fucking retarted or stupid i was laughing the whole time to

  • I really like the fishtank sound effects in the background. It really helps me understand what she is saying

  • OMG is that even an answer?

  • c'mon is anyone surprised that a yank is thick as pigshite? 50% of them think the universe is 7000 years old