MST3K The Thing That Couldn't Die 4/9

[kaejae24]

Like the lamp what's you to

[NuncaNvncAdhvc]

Aunt Coolio 

[CarolinaOcelot]

Werkers risin' up against the man!

[MunkyDrag0n]

I love old-school movies, because they drag on and on without showing anything interesting.

[Cajek2]

Aw, she's just BEGGIN' me to peep!

[feverdeanmg]

Why DOES he stab the purse to get the key other than to pursue some fakey, tension building. Wouldn't she wake up in the morning, put two and two together and think "hey, I been f$@king robbed!"?

[didgeboy287]

@feverdeanmg That never even occurred to me. That never occurred to the writers or director or anyone else involved in the movie either.

[PCGamer77]

9:36 Wait, oily horseman Steve was actually named Boyd? I'm so disillusioned!

[ciscopath1]

(JESSICA) Ah derder Der DER der der (JESSICA) derder Der DER der (JESSICA HELP) derder Der DER der der der (JESSICA) derder Der (CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?) DER

[crnrdfox]

@ciscopath1 that tune sounds so familiar where is it from? lol

[ciscopath1]

@crnrdfox

In the YouTube Search, copy and paste

THIS -----------> The Allman Brothers - Jessica

[crnrdfox]

@ciscopath1 Haha, thnx for sharing. Servo is freaking hilarious.

[didgeboy287]

@ciscopath1 THANK you. I kinda thought that's what it was but I never bothered looking it up.

[slipknot92194]

0:18. Just so...just so funny. XD

[coffeetea720]

Why open a purse when you could stab it?

Genius idea. Brilliant...

[Havokshammer]

@coffeetea720 I was wondering the same thing. Is there a Master lock clasp on it?

[Oppledeldoc]

This one might hold the record for the number of times the three of them make EACH OTHER laugh.

[sexyscholar]

"I have a new friend, and his name is Tommy, and he's gonna take me to The Big Place."

[KingOfUm]

How the hell could she hear the rifle shifting in place and NOT his knife or their talking? Even if I were a complete moron writing this script I would catch myself and say 'oh wait, that's stupidly written'.

[sipioc]

6:13 CONAN O'BRIEN?! NOOO!

[jimmystewart123]

Is this dagger see before me?

[ChaoticYak]

Turns out David Copperfield is in there.

[LoriAnneKat]

did Flavia hire this guy DIRECTLY out of prison??

[Windclaw]

"Yeah...yeah, getting it...drink ...Ovaltine."

[changyimei]

I can't wait to be a Grandma.

Well I only peeped for 6 hours but i'll put 8 on my time card :P

Oh Mike Douglas!

[rehetbutler]

OH MY GOD! IS THERE A PLOT HERE?

[Tenn1502]

So, the old lady sleeps through the cowboy sneaking into her room and violently gutting her purse, but the gun falls over down the hall and she's up like a shot.

[antgav79]

DRINK OVELTINE lmao A Christmas Story

[ChaoticYak]

Good night, Diptheria.

[Gigrantula58]

There's a black, smudge on my pillow!

[whatuswattingat]

@Gigrantula58 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT PART/

[TitusYorick]

1:13 And he doesn't just open the purse to get the key because . . . why?

[InterEDGE]

so flavia couldnt hear the guy tear into her purse 10 inches away from her but the rifle getting knocked over out in the hall jolts her right out of bed?

[rememberization]

"We were stabbing each other, and he died...yeah."

[kaejae24]

Oh E.G. Marshall, you are a Bold One

[CarolinaOcelot]

Little lady oughta be down to her 12th layer of slip by now.

[DarthRatbat]

"Oh goodness, I'll grab my blunderbuss!"

[Dulcimerist]

Nice evening! I should really get drunk and hit someone!

[pytko3]

"Unfortunately she decorated her room with blunt instruments."

[boynamedsioux33]

shrieking like a dental drill...

HA!

[dieDunkelheit123]

"My! You're a big one, aren't you?" lol

[OzzyFan87]

Love this "Revenge of the Creature" music.

[0o0ification]

too much funny to quote! XD

[watda74]

I got one:

THERE'S A GREEN, VISCOUS TAINT ON MY STETSON!

[watda74]

-THERE'S A BRIGHT, GOLDEN HA--

-Shhh!!!

lol

[Tareltonlives]

"Oh Merv, Merv...."

"Little lady ought to be down to her twelth layer of slip right now"

"I know, I'll were the bed!"

"He saw my bustle!" "The dramatization of the Lutheran attitude towards sex" "There's a dark, oily film on my headband" "My hands are not strong as I previously thought!" I really think this is an underrated episode.

"There's a black greasy smudge on my pillow!"

"Is this dagger I see fore me?"

[NUTCASE71733]

@ 6:23

WALTER PECK?!?!?!?!?!

[bigevileprechaun]

"They took my treeeeaasure and I feel displeeeeeasure!"

[XeroTheManic1]

"Jessica, Jessica!!! Can't you hear me!?"

No, your voice isn't piercing enough!

[pretorious700]

" Nude pictures of George Gobel"......damn, I'm old, I know who that is.

[ChaoticYak]

Let's see. He glued his knife upright on a coffee table and he fell on it. No. We were carving soap into figurines and he tripped. No. We were stabbing each other and he died.

[XeroTheManic1]

@ChaoticYak Yeah, that's it, that's the one XD

[kaejae24]

Bring me the head of Edward Mulhare

[sokarsfleet]

5:25 Right there he was about to go from peeper to possible rapist thank god she locked the door.

[applebonker141]

"GASP! He saw my bustle!" HEE!

"But I'm alive with pleasure, ma'am!" Is that a Malboro reference?

"Oh, Mike Douglas!"

Man, this guy is out-Lennying Lenny from "Of Mice and Men"

[Azadeth666]

"Sometimes I worry my lamps aren't feminine enough."

[Theburn77]

i'm having impure thoughts about Pat Boone!

[applebonker141]

Tom: Can you do that?

LOL!

[MisuzuK4M10]

So....question.

Cowboy-creeper wants the key.

The key was hidden in her purse, correct? (if I saw that right.) Said cowboy-creeper uses a /knife/ to rip open the purse...instead of lifting the clasp?

...what?

Is he just really that stupid?

[applebonker141]

He must WANT to get caught, the idiot.

[ChaoticYak]

There's a black greasy stain on my pillow!

[Rodzila05]

I must carry on his peeping, I know he would have wanted it that way...

[couchfort]

okay you stand there shrieking like a dental drill and I'll go endanger myself

[EternalGuardian07]

Nice evening. I should really get drunk and hit someone.

[shiftyjake]

So the greasy guy is incapable of working the clasp on a purse?

[Zoso881]

So Mike and greasy skinny guy are pretty much George and Lenny from Of Mice and Men, Right?

[Tareltonlives]

@Zoso881 Only creepier and dumber

[ShadeXOps]

Sooo.... he wants the big guy to bend the bands back so he can get some of the gold before anyone sees how much is in there and then bend them back. like it never happened... god, what a great plan! ... she'll never notice the big gaping hole cut into her purse.

[buffypython]

Hmm, a murderer's walking around downstairs; what should I do? I know, I'll call for my weird psychic young daughter with no more strength than me!

[USSJaneway]

'He saw my bustle!'

That riff gets me every time I watch this episode. I think its Crow's excellent delivery, the gasp just before it and the indignant tone....perfect!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Unfortunately she decorated her room with blunt instruments.

[cuttock]

"Head meet dead guy, dead guy meet head."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[rayden120]

there's a dark oily film on my headband

5:02 lol

there's a black greasey smugge on my pillow

i only peep 6 hrs but i got to put 8 on my time card

[Capng123]

Drink... Ovaltine...

[ArcaneOmen2041]

"But if you could open it up without breaking it-"

*Looks over his shoulder*

Mike: Like the lamp wants you to.

XD!!!!

Nice subtle riff there.

[BeeDub57]

"Uh, let's see... he glued his knife upright on a coffee table and fell on it... no... Uh, we were carving soap into figurines and he tripped... no... Uh, we were stabbing each other and he died... yeah, that's it. That's the one."

[christopher81818]

"There's a dark oily film on my headband!" LOL!!!

[Sonestis]

I love how servo sings "jessica" when aunt flavia says her name haha

[psychicwhoosh]

One of the great things about watching mst3k in the internet age is being able instantly open up another window and google the obscure name they just referenced.

Who the fuck is Will Geer? Ah ha, Grandpa from the Waltons.

Knowledge is the key to unlock the funny.

[darkprose]

Yes, many a time I have done that, especially with very rare, old actors or sport stars.

[pretorious700]

it's even better when you actually have the obscure knowledge in your OWN HEAD!!!

what a concept

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@psychicwhoosh I love your comment. Made my day. :)

[Theburn77]

@psychicwhoosh exactly, I had to look up the "Nancy Kulp commemorative plates" reference myself, lol

[didgeboy287]

@psychicwhoosh lol This is true.  Now you know. And knowing is half the battle!

[paladindarknite]

@psychicwhoosh inwhich i do!

[biogunproductions]

"Okay, cowboy, hop in and let's get this rodo started." Man, Crow sure doesn't beat around the bush.

[applebonker141]

I love Crow's perverted riffs.

[MURPHYCHACHO]

Aunt Flavia: JESSICA!

Ok, you stand there shrieking like a dental drill and I'll go endanger myself.

[pretorious700]

"goodnight diptheria"

[kaejae24]

Goodnight Diphtheria

From the Jean Stapleton collection of lingerie

[kaejae24]

Like the lamp wants you to

[heartseed]

Boyd doesn't seem to understand how to open a purse (1:15).

[modchic720]

Yeah, you'd think it would take less time, effort, and noise to just open it up.

[zbradley1990]

george and lenny

[Gomess]

It's almost like they don't want us to like (Movie) Mike or something.

[SoundsmithOne]

Aunt Coolio's gonna flip when she sees this.

[ggmcnall]

Servo: Oh, E.G. Marshall you are a bold one.

[vlcupper]

I love Tom's old lady voice.

[nut126]

if I may.......JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEED

[pisschrist557]

tag! your it no tag backs

[jtklove]

"Ok, cowboy, hop in. Let's get this rodeo started."

[momwentcrazy]

I love Mike as the head.

"So after I lost my body, I moved to Indiana which was totally bogus."

[MattChrisF]

"Why don't you hit me anymore?"

[canudigit3000]

"There's a dark oily film on my headband..." Just one of the many hygiene riffs that make this episode great...

[GenjyoSanzoOTS]

sometimes I worry that my lamps aren't feminine enough

[GoblinXXX]

A dramatization of the Lutheran attitude toward sex!