John Is The Best Dad

[AJJsGIRL666]

1.LICKATUNG!

2.who be mommy ?o.0

[Ladyfuffness]

My name is Casey...Does this mean that I am a salamander, and that John is my father? >.> lol

[agentHARDCOREbunnies]

@Ladyfuffness YES.

[hanonumbers]

I always thought those blue things were spit bubbles

[CherryMustang14]

She looks more like a Quagsire to me ._.

[TheLadyandMaster]

IT HAS TASTED HUMAN FLESH

[HonouRyuuJohounoKori]

.-.

EXACT SAME TOP COMMENTS EH?

..

LICKATUNG. FTW.

HE'S THE MOST BELOVED POKEMON <3

[kitcatkat13]

"Control your child, sir."

Halp.

I'm dying.

[horselinda123456789]

0:10 OTTER DOIII

[shebug2]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. My best friend's name is Casey. XD I wonder what she would say if she met John's daughter?

[TheZephoxx]

(see's casey for the first time in HS)

OKAY did i skip something and can someone tell me what the FUCK is going on

[mudkiptyler]

Put the bunny back into the box!

[DropThatBass5567]

How the hell does that work, John? HOW?

[DerBrotKopf]

JOHN! GIVE HER THE BUNNY AND HUG HER!

[HailToTheMoturas]

Is it just me or does Casey look like a Lickitung?

[RianonLatias]

I take it that Terezi's the mother, then.

[Havenshardlight]

John is the best dad. it is him.

[FrigginFluffyFursona]

Looks like a Quagsire....... o.o...

[emootaku7363]

AnY bRo HeRe GoTtA pEsTeRcHuM? :o)

[TieDyeDog1]

@emootaku7363 i got one o3o

[emootaku7363]

@TieDyeDog1 Fuck yeah whats your chumhandle mine's ladyChaos13 ^^

[TieDyeDog1]

@emootaku7363 Gaurdedkitten or Whitedog :3

[emootaku7363]

@TieDyeDog1 Gog damnit my pesterchums not working >:[

[emootaku7363]

@TieDyeDog1 Never mind got it

[TheKlassykats]

aww I missed half of it because my computer said that carcinoGenticest was now on pesterchum.

[Grell1of1the1funk]

@XInvaderMaiX  licatongue~

[XInvaderMaiX]

it reminds me of a pokemon i once knew....what was it? **THIIIINK**

[Burdulader]

@XInvaderMaiX Lickitung

[bluedragongirl101]

Perhaps John and Vriska can be the parents then...

>:3

[Bluecho4]

@bluedragongirl101 Well, Casey did just splash Dave with blue stuff. Coincidence?

I think not.

[hetaliaroxmysox]

D--> Perhaps the human is in need of a towel?

[HeavyMetalHindu]

I kind of expected Dave to be like "Dude... just because they're called "consorts" doesn't mean they're for fucking"

[Shiri1432]

Casey used Lick.

Dave's irony fell.

John used Aww, She likes you!

Dave fled from the battle.

[TwinDragons310]

I wish my dad was like John.

[jillyfoosan]

MUST RESIST URGE TO PUT IN CHRONO CRUSADE SOUND TRACK BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO!!!! why u use that for the music?

[robajack1]

like or lick

[AnimeCatLady69]

BUH

[16blacknight]

um was that a lickatong? but yellow??

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

@16blacknight FUCK YEAH! :D I shiny lickitung. xD lol. It wasn't a lickitung though....it's a giant-ass salamander. x]

[animalgurl5]

My name is Kasey!!!!

Just with a k tho

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

Wait....I thought that she blew bubbles...e_o That's her tounge? :o Good thing though, Casey can be either a girl or guy name. ^^

[Ca15Sa12]

Awww, I just LOVE the sound Casey makes. :D

[TheQuestMasters]

Casey looked like quagsire XD

[sorassweetie]

Now Dave you will be the mom. I command it. ._.

[pinkwashere]

Casey for some reason reminded me of a licking when she made that noise... i have no idea why.

[GermanysVitalRegion]

That was...

John's voice. I just can't even.

And the noises Casey makes are so adorable. BUT WHERE'S THE BUNNY? DID JOHN PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX? WHY DIDN'T THEY PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?

[AmeSugimura]

Conversation between me and my friend while watching this:

Me: NO JOHN. CASEY IS MY CHILD. NOT YOURS.

Friend: So... you and John Egbert had a salamander as your child? I thought you guys were human... and you were a virgin.

Me: Oh my gog...

[GaGaVSPerry]

I swear my dad is John all grown up!

The list

Black hair

Glasses

Awful with computers sometimes

Likes weird movies like ghostbusters

I find this creepy!

[1Deathgirl]

@DarkDragonGirlY Holy shit YOUR RIGHT!!!! Lol way ta mix pokemon and Homestuck together :D

[DarkDragonGirlY]

holy crap. caseys not a salamander. SHES A LICKATUNG!

[JohnnyCgirl91]

Dave I believe it is "2up". Although sollux might get pissed...

[theclaw160]

the sudden realization that john became a father with all the ...perks.... before dave

[ChisukieDA]

That thing is like the Pokemon of Homestuck xD

[HPMikkkis]

0:11 The face on 0:12 Dave. Seriously that face.

I love The "BluuhUHghu" sound Dave makes thar 0:17

[ImYinSoo]

Who's the mother? >w>

[Venicexvee]

you saw that sword? dave was gonna kill casey 0.0

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@Venicexvee AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NekiiFTW]

good friend

best father

[arsenicSynthpop]

I want a Casey!

[PKpaula425]

CRUMPLE HAT.

[physcosasori12]

Casey=lickatung

[penguinmaster7]

i'm only here because my friend trick-linked me.

[tpm1996x]

uh...huh..

[TrimpOfRedwall]

I could honestly just listen to Dave go "blauaghguau" forever.

[AnimeCrazee13]

Everyone.

Press 6 repeatedly.

NOW.

[MYSTER1OUSkate]

Casey reminds me of a pokemon

[Leviticase]

I lost my shit when casey went *boiingg*

[IamtherealKingDedede]

How does one make Casey noises? I must know.

[Erago575]

John's suit used to be white too..

[capedluna]

Casey I want you,I want you in a little basket...

[braynchyld13]

Ah! John voice is so damn adorable. :) If you ever decide to do an Ask Egbert video, you should definitely include /post/8414169174 of the askegbertjohn tumblr. Just another fine example of John's parenting. XD

[MoriaIsAFairy]

Casey voice/noise/sound/thing = the best noise ever.

[samiarts]

headcannon dave voice now o.o

[911Goofy]

Casey used Bubble!

It's super effective!

[NekiiFTW]

Casey used LICK!

Super effective!

[NyToob]

I ship Dave x Casey now.

[TheSunflowerWizard]

"Buh..?"

[Shadowtamer16]

Is it just me or did Casey say "No I ain't" at 0:11?

[angelrocker28]

ggfdgfdgfdgdfgh

[derpherpyeup]

that's adorable omg

[philly941780]

OMG HOMESTUCK LICKITUNG--sorry 4 the mispell--

[NtNatow]

I love the sound effects for Casey :3

[0raichu100]

srsly this is so cute I can't

[sharb97]

Her name's Casey, and she's my daughter!

...Uh...huh...

[NeonBloo25]

@DoritoWolf PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX!!!

[ChainsawTam]

/forever Casey's headcanon voice.

[BlueBoyX4]

WHY ISN'T CASEY WITH THE BUNNY?

THE BUNNY.

DID HE PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX?

WHY DIDN'T HE PUT THE BUNNY BACK IN THE BOX.

[Haikulapsi]

@BlueBoyX4 xDDD

[OMGilovegir]

8 For Aw!

[ScribbleStrayStudios]

Press 4 to hear John say "OTTER!" over and over.

[kawaiieevee321]

I find pressing 6 to be quite amusing. ewe

[OddlyEmo]

Pshhh :w

[scampynoXD]

I have both top comments . . . WINNING!

[Burdulader]

@scampynoXD well now you dont

[demonfang41]

@scampynoXD No you dont ..... LOSING !

[RebelSkiichan]

I want this Pokemon. ;v;

[isnanesavant]

Dont let Dave touch Casey like that. Shes too damn innocent. |:

[pepper952]

I really wish Casey was a Pokemon. She'd be so popular.

[RAWRVAL3R13]

SO ADORABLE.

[FailChocoholic97]

"Casey, I choose you!"

-Casey used Lick on Insufferable Prick. It'2 super effective

[AsterismLunatic]

I honestly thought Casey and Dave would bro-fist

[blondiemom99]

I remember finding this comic on DA. I was hoping you'd voice act this one soon. And you did an Awesome Job as usual :)

[shrivak]

I've got to say, I was expecting alien spider baby things...

[DragonoidAquos1000]

Needs more naknaknaknaknaknaknaknak

[DarkChibiShadow1]

God damnit this is the cutest thing

[DxSkeith]

LOL CASEY IS A LICKATONGUE! Great vid man!

[aSimpleLittleMelody]

<3 c:

[XRosePetalzX]

It kinda sounded like Casey said 'kawaii' at 0:10

[safeleoluv]

wait, who's the mother? >_<

[yuoaman]

Pretty soon John will be baking the cakes like it was in his bloo-

Wait a second...

[XxToxicGummybearsxX]

My name's Casey. ;w;

I love this.

<3

[WatercolorMush]

This is too cute. <33

[The1truesushiboy]

Hmm... I think John's voice is a bit too screechy.

[TheHawkwithoutwings]

You should do more Dave comics ^w^

[Migglecraft]

OCTOPIMP, WHY YOU COPY OTHER PERSONS VIDEO?

[T3R3Z1H3H3H3]

@Migglecraft gb2 wodp

[Migglecraft]

@T3R3Z1H3H3H3 Well said...?

[T3R3Z1H3H3H3]

@Migglecraft Go back to Weekly Octo Dick Punch.

[scampynoXD]

@Migglecraft He didn't copy the video. The other video you saw was of a comic being voiced. Octopimp just voiced the same comic. The comic didn't belong to the other person not does it belong to Octopimp. It was voiced by them both.

[shadowbrain12]

YOSHI

[SPAD110]

If everybody had a Casey

The world would be a better place.

[AliTDV]

@SPAD110 Yes.

It would be...

I want a Casey. NOAW.

[SterreAcerbo]

@SPAD110 Truer words have never been spoken.

[Eruiji]

John's voice. <3

[xAnimeReporter]

Oh god that's so cute xD Like a yellow quagsire~

[nofacemegismad]

@xAnimeReporter ;___; adorable.

[143tigershark]

LOL XD

[Cassandrabellex]

Casey <3

[BakaNekoChanSan]

CASEY. 8'I <3

[JaKabble]

What's the name of the song in the background?

[kanamechan]

I loved watching him work on this! ;u;

[TheLivykitty]

There is another but I like this one most.

[TheMissSaffron]

I don't even think John even bothered to check Casey was a lady.

[Alvamalex]

i hate your john voice

it sounds terrible

[KittybeastWhiskers]

D'OYYY

But this was so cute XDD. I want a salamander, too!

[Yxiran]

Why can't I have a Casey? I want a Casey. :C

[majorD01]

Cute

[LittlexRyuu]

Aww, what a cutie~ <3

[chohouse711]

/MasterYorgi video appears on screen

ME: WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!1

[ashiftiperson]

i can't tell if i like your or wakalaka's the most

*mind explodes*

[ChainsawTam]

Oh god that sound Casey makes is so cute.

I need a Casey.

Give me a Casey.

[DeathMachineDAS]

So. Cute.

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

John, now you have to pay for that suit's dry cleaning.

[Aresftfun]

h3h3h3 nice suits!

[scampynoXD]

"buh?"

[soldierofkazus]

wwhat

[TheJaglep]

Wooo for those of us that were on live stream seeing Octopimp put the audio together woooo~

[KimoyaFTW]

0:15

That proud father stance always gets me.

[XxmellomangoxX]

♥♥♥ Casey ♥♥♥

[hippiesharks123]

@MelodyFan11 Maybe it didn't have a mother. Maybe John just crapped it out. o_O

[LionFangWarrior]

I would love to have a father like that.

[TheMuffinMan477]

I can only imagine John asking "Uncle Dave" if he wants to arrange a playdate between Casey and Dave's crocodiles.

[BubblesxZORE]

Ooooh...

Octo I looove your voices for Dave and John!!! <3

(And you're sooo awesome! :D)

[hippiesharks123]

Who's the mother. O_o

[LionFangWarrior]

@hippiesharks123 Vriskaaaaaaaa >::::D

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

@hippiesharks123 Casey doesn't need a mom. She has *John* and that is more than enough.

(Dave. Dave is the mom.)

[scampynoXD]

Casey = Lickitung from pokemon :O

[MrSonichu]

@scampynoXD "Kis ME"

[HisokaKurone]

@scampynoXD I think a shiny lickitung would be a more accurate comparison.

[TheDogmatix10]

@scampynoXD a more adorable lickitung at that....

[hoohfan11]

@scampynoXD imade the sprite. it'll be ondeviant art in 2 weeks



[scampynoXP]

@hoohfan11 What's your deviantART? I wanna see it! :D

[hoohfan11]

@scampynoXP i almost forgot to put it up, but i'm chaosrox11

[badboys5612]

anybody notice this has already been done?

[AltiasNom]

I saw this comic voiced a while back. I like it better, but this is good too ;u;

[scampynoXD]

John is a God-Tier Dad

[BlakePlacebo]

@scampynoXD "Why can't you be more like Casey's dad!?, he's a God Tier!"

[twothcoopth]

@scampynoXD i think you mean got tiger

[ReidakkDrifter]

You cannot hope to beat John in a dad-off. He is simply the best there is.

[PineappleFeet379]

Glub Glub little Casey! ; w ;

[Eshie44]

If John were my dad, things would be different around here...

[ybfan666]

This is so adorable. And my heart melted yet again. <3

John is the best dad.

It is hi