Merzlin eating his first Hamburger

[techdude1876]

merzlin is not american

[Hman240]

If you havent been laid by a hamburger... Bro your missing out.

[XxTeemoneyxX]

@nerf225 I've eaten 3000000000000000000000000001 burgers

[adob0man101]

this is so stupid, yet how come i get a kick out of watching it

[ParadoxAnonymous]

So when are you going to lose your virginiyt?

[NervDV]

lol ive been there bro :P

[davinciguy5]

lol bacon integration

[lilguy49]

read the tags

[Runescapian1996]

sweet gherkins are german you dumb fuck + what do you eat kid?

[clonejoe]

Haha what was in the bag lol?

[gamerone00]

r u and ur friends h8in on canada

[NERFER2277]

when are u gonna mod it and paint it

[Doganbog]

what the crap do u eat

[treehamallama]

cool guy

[dragondude24]

congratz dude u have entered a new world

[Nerfedchipchipmunk]

No burger ever before?

[zachisawsumful]

im just like you merz i hate ketchup

[gyuguyguy]

Have you ever had another burger after this?

[truepokemonhacker]

whawhawhawait!!!!!! did u say portillos!!!!!!!! fuck i love that place my family eats there when we visit my cousins in chicago!

[truepokemonhacker]

omg thats sad im 13 and i have burgers all the time i have POUNDS of beef at my house and i grill em up myself

[contrarulls]

lol nice video

[160090]

the guy in the backround sounds like jamie on mythbusters

[treehamallama]

@160090 lol true!

[lordarachnius]

OMG! that guy in background sounds exactly like jamie off of mythbusters. lol. :D

[nerf225]

wow, first burger eh..... well ive eaten aroung 30.000,000,000,000,000,000 burgers in my life

[lightning499]

I'm not even as old as he is, but I've eaten around 45 burgers in my life. Burgas are awesome.

[battlewolf1]

lol its like getin a raider without a drummag

[bradenholleyrocks]

had you never eaten a burger in your whole life????

[knexlover1]

That look at 0:48 is flipping hilarious.

How old are you, dude? I honestly don't understand how you could go through X years without eating a burger.

[Pinz321]

Ryan look high as a cloud.

[KreepyFoot]

@Pinz321 That's what you look like when you've been sniffing solvent weld for the last 12+ hours

[Pinz321]

Wow. That ridiculous.

[FalseDave]

You've never tried burgers, mayonnaise, or mustard. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU

I hear FA_24 mods his burgers with Canadian bacon, so you might want to try that. Did you try double springing it?

[meatballica]

It is ok. I have not lost my hamburger virginity either. But congratulations on your passing to meat hood.

[Merzlin]

lol.

[MoyJoy8]

2:58 nice mod!

[dzsk8r]

was he a vegitarian or something?

[Merzlin]

No, I'm not a vegi. :P

[FatNerfer]

Who gives a fuck!

[clonebob1213]

what the heck is wrong with you

[RVMVTVProductions]

I concur that you hate America.

[bicyclekick11]

this is like getting a raider without a drum mag. HAAHAHAHAHAH

[MrColtsfan19]

this is your first burger and your how old

[Merzlin]

15.

[Jubjub517]

Same on you

[TheLeeds4ever]

ARE YOU A VEGGIE OR SOMETHING

[Merzlin]

Nope.

[haydenrocks1234555]

lol i have never tried a hamburger either

[ZornKuratowski]

You wouldn't get swine flu if you ate american food.

[moo5682]

u don't get swine flu from eating anything

[zoneoffire]

wait.... whos kane?

[arcster0101]

mob it by adding some ketchup,bacon,eggs,etc..lol

[NerdyNerfer]

Ok...soooo many questions:

1. Why have you never had a burger before?

2. WTF is the point of low fat bacon bits?

3. There is such a thing as low fat bacon?

4. Are you Canadian or something (you know...despite the fact that I'm Canadian I still made that sound condescending, I've been living in the U.S. too long...)?

Overall though, that was hilarious, if not the result I expected from trying a burger for the first time.

[Merzlin]

1. Never got around to having one.

2. I HAVE NO IDEA MAN! Isn't bacon like, 100% fat?

3. Nah, mostly polish/irish though

[dzsk8r]

dude! i kno rite! like... with oreos. WTF IS THE POINT OF LOW FAT BACON?

[1234Nerf]

"here put some of these on that" I literally almost craped myself i was laughing sooo hard

[Merzlin]

same here, lol.

[nejji1]

lol

[seribii99]

lol burger viginity?

[Merzlin]

hell yea!