Christopher Hitchens Hitch Moments

[HamIsDie]

worst video quality ever

[schopenhauer3334]

@HamIsDie Who cares? the compilation is great

[HamIsDie]

@schopenhauer3334 I care, obviously. Compilation may be great, but that's only because Hitchens is in it. I stated the quality is shit. If you still have a problem with me expressing my displeasure for poor video quality, continue to bitch at me through the comments.

[samslick90]

Hitch is better than UFC!!!!

[LJUncut]

My hero is dead

[Zimnyification]

Hitchens will survive through memory and his writings.

[schopenhauer3334]

RIP

[metav3rvse]

RIP Christopher Hitchens, you'll be greatly missed.

[ginanugent]

Absolutely precious!



[winmine0327]

worst video quality i've ever seen

[Zimnyification]

This is my favorite anthology of Hitch-slaps. I watch it every so often in order to brush up my verbal boxing skills.

[Astrapsody]

Selling pencils...FROM A CUP!

[purewilderness]

I was laughing the whole time! XD

[greeneyesmax]

more babble...moooorrrre babbbble.

[HamishHitchite]

@greeneyesmax this is not the first time

[mugato316]

what is this babble?

[flassk7]

Hitchens has more vocabulary than the dictionary

[SJGibbons1000]

@flassk7 evidentally, you dont.

[Zimnyification]

And in the beginning, when he rants about the hideousness of the poor individual he's belittling, there is so much win.

[Zimnyification]

"You hear some creature thundering about faggotry and the next thing you know he's gonna be down on his lousy knees."

[patient0Studios]

"more babble, more babble, this is not the first time."

[mayhoo22]

BLACK AND YELLOW BLACK AND YELLOW!!!!!

[AFGHANinSANDALS]

He's nothing special...really. so what? no real intellect or knowledge..just opinions

[linkuei83]

Hitchens does what Chuck Norris is afraid to do.

[rpcarnell]

@linkuei83 Funny, I was going to type that, and I didn't realize someone already had.

[hejie23]

@linkuei83 Fuck Chuck Norris, have you even heard his crazy Christian lies?!

[linkuei83]

@hejie23 actually no, but i was trying to be a bit funny. I really couldn't care less about what lies chuck spews, i mean it's a common theme amongst brainwashed people, but just for the sake of entertainment i would watch 1-2 if you could point em ;)

[310mitzi]

He is a GENIUS!!!

[ozredneck22]

Hitchens articulates his thoughts very well except when he needs to express his beliefs, I laughed and laughed when I watched him speak on this debate, watch?v=AHIIjfxr4o0

[cshubs]

After watching Hitch near bedtime, I need to watch Sam Harris for a few minutes to calm down.

[natureandchaos]

1:56 "Moist and Bambi-like" lol

[octoron85]

man created god in his own imagination

[byra8]

No one can replace Hitchens, the man is a living legend.

[effeez]

@byra8 Couldnt agree more...

[ProRanting]

More, Babble. MORE BABBLE!

Haha Hitchens is fearless. There is one paticularily good hitchslap that you left out. On Bill Maher Hitchens was on along with George Galloway and after a debate between the two gets fairly tense Maher jokingly says "I love it when Brit's fight" to calm the tension. Hitchens reply starts off by "There is nothing British about Mr. Galloway who is a..." and just lays into the man leaving him speechless. Should have included it.

[machngunjoe]

most pix-elated video ever!

[hempartist420]

HItchens is an athiest? OMG...

[jimmymastiff]

oooh...Mr Hitchens used to be a hunk!!

[johnykoop]

i was an atheist until i saw the god that is hitchens!

[paginipro]

check out my theory on theoreticalphysics.webs.com

[j03y2fly]

Hitchens is a socialist?

[crazycamel345]

lmao a thieving, fanatical, Albanian dwarf

[nutrino99]

More Babble! More Babble!.... i just love the Hitch!

[LJUncut]

Hitchens is God!

[DarthDefiler]

@LJUncut My dear sir, you are mistaken. Christopher Hitchens actually exists.

[LJUncut]

@DarthDefiler Touché old boy.

[xmoroseguyx]

Fantastic! Simply fantastic! 

[halflifeproductionz]

people literally shake their bollocks in fear when debating hitchens.

[TruthInjector]

There is nothing before Jesus that is in anyway wholly, logically and functionally equivalent to the Christian Bible. In many ways, the new and everlasting Covenant of God undoes all the Evil of the predecessor and clearly supersedes it even decrying the Talmudic efforts. Hitchens wouldn't go to Hell for pushing Atheism but he would for pushing the lies of the 9/11 orchestrated false flag and subsequent anti-Islam war and anti Christian war on terror that has attempted to undo all things good.

[Dekar41]

@TruthInjector you're an apple

[Numinous123]

@TruthInjector

Hitchens won't go to hell at all. No one will. Hell is just an imaginary place, made up by people seeking control over the ignorant and fearful.

It's an empty threat. Nothing more, nothing less. It's not, nor has it ever been real.

The same goes for this 'everlasting convent of god' thing you keep pushing. It's all a con.

You prove that bull you're spouting is real. Go on. You'll be the first to have ever done it.

[acphenom]

Cheap and nasty and cynical and brutish and vulgar and crass and coarse; crude, nasty; unscrupulous; mendacious.

[Relbl]

well done - this was priceless for any Hitchens admirer

[iliveon]

Some design, isn't it?

[BadgerRavenmoon]

I love those old CSPAN videos from 1988....Hitch looked so young....and he was so right.

[bertiethetoupee4]

Hitch just vents the spleen of everyone who has ever experienced l'esprit de l'escalier. This is such well-crafted venting of splenetic juices it's an inspiration to all of us to grow some fucking balls.

[IceRich05]

"More babble, more babble, this isn't the first time!"

[ianman6]

Who is the bluest eyes and is the most sexually attractive? Thumbs up for Hitchens!

[jerryhello100]

I love Hitchens,but he uses too many adjectives.

[AGSportsNews]

MOAAR BABBLE!

[TheDoomPig]

As an investor you must! (excuse my spelling if I made a mistake)

[Zimnyification]

That tirade in the beginning, my jaw dropped.

[foosejax]

You can see the wheels turning in her head....spot on

[listenthinkspeak]

HITCH SLAP

[mintwithahole]

Hitchens is still the best at delivering the back handed insult which at first glance seems to be a compliment... I don't agree with everything he says but it's hard not to respect and acknowledge the man for the intellect he undoubtedly is. He's infuriating but at the same time entertaining and I for one hope he beats his cancer and continues to create contrevercy wherever he decides to aim his wit.

[darkillity]

"...well, because he's unusually incurious, abnormally unintelligent, amazingly inarticulate, fantastically uncultured, extraordinarily uneducated and apparently quite proud of what he thinks!"

fucking A!

[XYZInteractive]

I love how he slams those religious morons !!

[shortfuse41]

ludicrous, paranoid, 10th rate, neo-facist babble.. :)

[shortfuse41]

You have to make another one of these, brilliant!

[2CSST2]

My 3 favorite things from England:

1) Hitchens

2) Dawkins

3) 28 weeks later

[achmedboy]

"People like that should be out in the street, shouting and hollering with a card-board sign and selling pencils.... from a cup!" Makes my heart go pitter-pat.

[luciano9009]

Brutally honest, Hitchens is the truth.

[BigLundi]

Only Hitchens can insult someone so badly and make me want to hug him and not the other person.

[justnotcricket]

6:18 ? what was that?

[yreuq0]

irrepressible, indomitable, legendary Hitchens...this warrior of the word has left a long trail of wounded and defeated adversaries.

I don't always agree with the Hitch but goddam I admire his wit and rhetoric. Of course it's a craft he honed over time but he's exceptional at it.

He's like a kungfu grand-master of debating.

[faithisfiction]

Articulate in ways I cannot put into words.

[nick9823]

what an absolute legend. his thoughts and arguments are so well articulated and clear nobody can doubt or argue against what he says with respect to theism. anybody that feebly tries to challenge his arguments immediately show how irrational and illogical they are by going that first step. to actually attempt to follow up that first irrational step gives them a double dose of stupidity and shows how bigotry overrules every degree of free thought.

[buktomsin]

How can you, NOT love this man??? And the other Horsemen!

[Exlemic]

don't die christopher we need articulate, educated human beings such as yourself

[temite80]

Love Hitchens but this video is terrible quality, volume fuctuates and is badly edited. 

[BIJMOZ]

Chris Matthews: "You called Mother Teresa a thieving, fanatical Albanian Dwarf!"

Hitch: "Yes :) "

[BIJMOZ]

his rant about Bush KILLED ME LOL

[Dilly5]

I love Hitchens

[prenticio]

4:44

Epic.

[tisuisse]

It doesn't matter if you agree with him or not, the way he delivers those Hich Slaps is fantastic...

[UnitedKingdomify]

"Couldn't say enough about how cheap, nasty, cynical, and brutish, and vulgar, crass, and course, crude, nasty, unscrupulous, mendacious..."

lmao... Who was he describing?

[ScientificExploits]

This video is hard to watch.

[madnegro69]

Who made this video. Some sicko male who has a gay fantasy's abouit Hitchens. Sick. man sick. This guy is a foolish cracker.

[phatphace]

"Strategic what?"

[GIMMEDANGERX1]

2.48.. hahahaha! :)

[beeroosterm]

Could the quality of this video be any fucking lower?

[ProRanting]

5:39 where is Hitchens? Where can I find the entire video?

[ProRanting]

nobdy Nobody NObody NOBODY! NOBODY! Nobdy tells the truth as brutal and as dryly as Hitchens. Nobody rips through people's fundemental beliefs like Hitchens. Nobody just doesn't give a shit if he offends like Hitchens. And Nobody picks out the flaws in everyone! Every party no matter what. He just tells the truth.

[699backstab]

Hitchens, Dennett, Harris and Dawkins pulled the straight razor of logic from one ear to the other on religion. It now comes to the internet to flail and flop as it bleeds out in death throes.Like a vampire in the sun it dissolves to dust under the brilliance of the beam of logic and reason. Religion attracts the failed, the fallen, the weak of my species. It is a fantastic dividing marker for who is human and who is just religious.Dont ignore this important division, its there for a reason.

[ProRanting]

@699backstab I haven't been to a Hitchens video where you haven't posted that. I complimented it once, but really enough is enough.

[crucifr1ed]

@ProRanting why would you compliment such flowery tripe?

[influenztial]

As an investor you want...CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS

[Foreverclever87]

Hitch is a walking thesaurus.

[ensittare]

Hitchens uses logic...It´s super-effective!

[mauricevdkal]

@ensittare you play to much pokemon :D

mauricevdkal is using joke on ensittare.... it's super-effective!

[ensittare]

@mauricevdkal

hehe :P

[rogan71]

People should have learned not to argue with Hitchens....Just give up....Hannity is my particular favorite...He was nearly crying!

[CRISNCHIPS12398]

"More babble"

"It is not babble!"

"More babble"

Hitchens is an intellectual destroyer of feeble minds.

[jesusvalles54]

@CRISNCHIPS12398 "Hitchens is an intellectual destroyer of feeble minds" very well said my friend, very well......

[CRISNCHIPS12398]

@jesusvalles54 His petty opponents crumble at the sight of him. No one can defeat this destroyer of minds.

[mecca777]

Hitchens is the shit!!!

[altosax1st]

A Hitch Slap = The process of having common sense knocked into you by Christopher Hitchens.

[keewee1091]

@altosax1st mind if i use that one? thats awesome haha

[chype]

I love Hitchens, I hope he can survive his cancer. We need more people like him around!

[Scanini]

Burned so brightly for too short a time, but will always be a star!

Lets all hope he beats his illness.

[Thesterness]

"So you want me to be your enemy...."

"No—you ARE my enemy"

=D

[flumberg]

....listen to you being a megaphone for frauds! hahahaha

[katyncis]

Hitch-slap definition - when Christopher Hitchens completely and utterly destroys his opponents arguments' exposing their ignorance and stupidity in the funniest way possible , making them look like the fools they are :D

[yreuq0]

@katyncis ooo I like that, 'hitchslap' great term, I can see that entering the dictionary or at least a meme.

[VesusSheist]

"What is this babble?"

[ba3cool]

Excuse me... YOU ARE MY ENEMY! (1:41)

Run motherfucker RUN!

[Relbl]

I love to listen to a good Hitch-slap! Thanks!

[mintwithahole]

Admit it my Yankee friends, you just love the accent!

[Inquisitive7718]

@mintwithahole It depends on where in England one comes from but Hitch's accent does indeed make him sound smarter.

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mintwithahole Actually I love the fact that he is both brilliant and a wonderful American citizen.

[gothkid287]

@mintwithahole Yes, yes I do. XD

[pandaguy666]

@mintwithahole his ability to construct sentences is what really draws me to him.

[kpgpwi64]

@mintwithahole probably all the people that liked that were americans hahah

[ughzean]

You sir have just been hitch slapped.

[MalcolmXHitler]

4:45 HAHAHA You called mother Teresa a thieving, fanatical, Albanian dwarf.....Yes.

[whb786]

He's one badass motherfucker. He will go down in history. I've never seen him lose a debate. His intelligence is mind numbing

[guitarszzz]

"What is this babble?"

[Myung13]

pencils from a cup lmao

[UnitedKingdomify]

@Myung13 Heh ha. I love that.

[arthurdonachy]

Not sure if this is pro or anti hitchens

it seems to me he regards it as a challenge to pick up the largest chunk of shit that he can see and declare "here we have gold "

unfortunately we may be robbed of his contributions before he changes tack once more. why did he dump the trots?is it possible for an elaboration rather than a one liner dismissal?anyway he was good value!

[druidee1]

"Mr Jefferson. Build up that wall."

[TomValedro]

this is retarded, you just pick some things he has said and no1 really knows why he said the thing he said so this just sounds meaningless. But I guess some fanboys are so mesmerized by hitchens that they like to mentally jerk off just to the sound of his voice.

[Mooktopia]

KO...

[chevriley]

"and selling pencils.... from a cup"

love this delivery

[wilsopup]

@chevriley The best-ever Hitch line IMO!

[strattfordcrass]

Christopher Hickens can be more crass than any tv hoster in USA.. And he isn't supporting anything in many cases. He just can't be matched, pal :)

[pamplemoussoman]

fascist crackpot!

[eqsmooth]

"All moist and bambi like". I love that line. "Hillary Clinton in granny glasses at 3 O'Clock in the morning". Ha! I wish this was in high def. The sound is bad too. Reload you frivolous tool.

[MitsuGTO885]

"YOU CALLED MOTHER THERESA A THIEVING, FANATICAL, ALBANIAN DWARF"

"yes"

God that made me laugh... great compilation of Hitch ownage! Keep it up man!

[ba3cool]

FASCIST CRACKPOT! LOL!

[8888WOLF8888]

He insults with style, most people would need to look up the dictionary before they could make a come back. I hope his cancer can be cured because I don't think I could live without him.

[Ansonidak]

He needs to stop pulling his punches! =)

My favorite was - "You're more insulting than you intend. I'm a socialist, we regard liberals as dangerous compromisers".

[Corneilius5188]

"What is this babble?" Haha, excellent.

[dkurgano]

brilliant personality

[theCYNIC]

he is an expert insulter!!! and with great reason!

[hellohiuhu]

"No excuse me, you ARE my enemy..."

So awesome - i need to use that at some point.

[Toughndeadly]

Don't fuck with the hitch

[Snyderman41104]

"I think it's a pity there's no hell for him to go to" XD

[joeyshabadu187]

If this clip was three hours long I would watch the entire thing

[sirhs6991]

Is it just me or does he seem bored as he destroys intellectual after intellectual? It's insanely impressive.

[day50912A]

"I'm certainly for legalizing narcotics, I don't know anyone who isn't."

[Dahvood]

"MOAR BABBLE" hahaha, it makes me laugh every time

[ghostofxmaspast]

'No, excuse me, you are my enemy.' Yes!!!

[p0tazzium]

WHAT IS THIS BABBLE???

[patient0Studios]

What did he say when he was saying "terrorism is caused by" at around 7:00

[sevnstrings]

@patient0Studios ...resisting it.

[joeyshabadu187]

@patient0Studios "you have the nerve to say, that terrorism is caused by resisting it?"

[takenflame]

@joeyshabadu187 more by being cowards and by being terrorized. I'm surprised that a country that holds itself to be a world potency and supreme, would even shiver at any attempt of someone else to promote panic or fear.

America should be above terrorism, but somehow, they provoke it even more by going to the beehive and kicking it.

[joeyshabadu187]

@takenflame That wasn't my statement, see how it was in quotations?

patient0Studios couldn't understand what Hitchens had said in that moment. Just trying to help out a fellow YouTuber.

That is all.

[takenflame]

@joeyshabadu187 doh...sorry about the misunderstanding.

[coolwhipspecial]

Fascist crackpot!!!

[Epistemofo]

"Are you asking me or telling me?"

My personal favorite. Hugely applicable.

[onta1988]

0:17-0:28 11 HIT COMBO!! lol

[ceezmad1]

good compilation!

[rastarigate]

hilarious, get em hitch!

I'd love to go drinking with this guy

[rmweav11]

hitch is a badass..

[BrightLight57]

@OkWheresMyMonkey 2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.

[BrightLight57]

@OkWheresMyMonkey John 8:43 "Why do you not understand what I am saying? It is because you cannot hear My word.

[kasuskasus]

"What is this babble?"

[setmedic]

They all got Hitch slapped!

[MultiUniv3rsal]

What is his big deal against the Clintons, anyways? He's come around to Obama, at least in a hopeful position, has he ever changed his song about Bill and Hill?

[DoctorJack13]

what a shmuck

2 John 1:7

Many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the antichrist.