Beyonce & Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders on POPTUB

[landedgentry]

beyonce...Dallas Cowboys?

[avrillapete]

I don't know who the host is, but she is no way near as funny as she thinks she is. It's no wonder this is an internet only "Soup" style show.

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[Minhgodzik]

Wow I really liked this movie! It is worth seeing this in theaters but if you want you can see him online at full 123 hq movies (dot) com

[thoraisotta]

I just watched its complicated ant its amazing

[enonorez]

What the hell does this have to do with Beyonce and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

[PDXguitarfreak]

LOL. Very funny,

and I love her milky _____.

[waynegasparro]

cool

wayne

Christian white nation on google and you tube

[solidgroundcafe]

that host is a stupid bitch.

[kidluna]

Is it not racist at 0:32?

[lakersfan16]

yes, but first you should learn how to spell. its completely and wholly poptub's or youtube's choice which comments to allow. after all, uploaders can disallow comments altogether. its pretty said when the number of perverted comments gets to the point where deletion is a good idea. after all, they have put up with a lot.

[Webzilla]

I like Maria's shirt

[NosePrint]

then write a blog for gods sake!

[kpxflameboy]

computer generated the cleavage much?

[aximili12310]

i agree.your comment is the only one that doesnt have to do with her pervertly

[massmanthaman]

god look at her fucking tits man

[somethingcool00]

i know they are such great titties!

[sirlinkyalot]

I so agree!  FUCK YOU MARIA!

[headislopsided]

wow you're not ugly

[jerseystitch]

You apparently have large breasts. Good for you. Take care of them, and they will take care of you.

[addictedtotoads]

wow she is pretty hot... 'cept the teeth

[BRXY8]

lol agreed. I wish she could keep her teeth in her mouth.

[Nypopsicle18]

DO A PORNO

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

[knicksrecap]

you are hot

[HaZMaTTTTTTTTTT]

damn i didnt pay attention to this vid at all i only payed attention to that hot bitch hehe

[nightshotz]

boobs

[sexking83]

goddamn she has a nice cleavage!! please fuck me!!

[T3hFatAzn]

it took me awhile that she was making a video i was looking at her juggles

[boomkablamo]

i'd like to put my ball in her basket

[whoopiiiiie]

i only watch these for the cleavage

[Prytonis]

Then this was a particularly enjoyable episode, wasn't it?

I watch for the cute kitty vids myself (lying my ass off).

[MastaMassa]

sooo beautiful

[polmeh]

boobs

[hoh8511no]

Hobo Clown is the best.

[geojus1]

muting the video and watching the tits.

[FonkayMonkay66]

yh, i always do that

[striker31789]

you can go choke on razorblades you cum guzzling piece of shit. No one gives a shit what you think.

[offtheheazy6]

You're a joke, waste your time telling someone else that their opinion doesn't matter, thats the point of user generated content and the comment box, so wtf do you know, you're a kid with a little penis that needs to berate other people to feel big

you don't have to get angry at me because you jacked off to this video, this is probably the closest you can get to porn

[fraudster111]

I DIDNT SEE BEYONCE WTF IS THIS SHIT. five stars for hotness tho

[louie000007]

this host is hot!

[matthewkinse]

1:38

[meloscot18]

me; mature?...Really!

Maria, you are much hotter than the cowboys cheerleaders and Beyonce

[fibonacci227]

we can TOTALLY see the green screen when you wave that fast :)

[Rohdigum123]

Am I the only one who watches these videos because of the girl? She's so hot...

BTW is that really Matthew Perry??

[cooliobob19]

same

[StevenZB1]

Oh I thought that's why everybody watched it. Because ya know the writing is complete shit.

[ghostrid3]

lol me 2 TITS of GTFO!

[Alexvideoclip]

Take out the 3 layers of makeup, fake hair colors and all the shit around, she is not THAT hot.

It become very hard to find a "true" beauty, the kind of girls that still look good when she wakeup in the morning.

[resellworld]

comment fail

[Fastgt2003]

maybe you should learn something and till then stfu

[resellworld]

right,........ since what you just said made any sense....lol

read your comment, and take your own advice and dont make stupid assumptions about people you dont know

i can do this all day any day,....im just like u, temporarily i dont have a life, im on vacation, so bring it bitch

[GuitarGirllll]

her top is really cute today

[revolvolut1on]

What top?

[hoh8511no]

1:38 hahahahahaha!!

[hattonaxeman]

didnt maria leave yesturday ?

[GuitarGirllll]

it was a joke

they even said it in a messge box at the beginning of yesterday's

but it's ok (:

now you know

[puppyboy1113]

was a joke

[tburysux]

retarded pointless news and some nice tits.

[Roamer2007]

sometimes Maria is damn annoying and fake

[montropoly]

yeah i know

[GuitarGirllll]

mhmm!!!!

[pkflake]

hahaha most of these comments are about the host...she is hot though

[Juicy7Juice]

Its chimichAnga, not 'chunga'

[nukesistah]

i love you. marry me please.

[briceavirmo]

that was a pretty nice burn about the being desperate thing, but my nick name for my "member" is chimichanga.

I pretty much exploded when i heard you say that. haha

[ZnapsR]

Take ur tits out!

[Yamakashi1]

INTERNET IS FOR PORN

[hollysmith1]

the most random poptub ive seen lol

[mr420]

ill pop that tube

[WHITEEYE12]

shitty video babe call me when nyou want to have a real man to get fuked by

[d0ch0us10]

you are gonna stay sexy and hot blonde girl

[revolvolut1on]

So glad you aren't gone!

[closeoutcrew]

Great dress Maria. The blue bandaleros ROCK!!

[kmf78]

"eternally desperate" LOL

[CAlex6977]

I wouldnt mind my chimichanga inside maria sansone....oh zing I bet that one hasnt already been done twice in the first 100 comments.

[stephenrichy]

maria has got the porn thing right about the internet

[TheColaGamer]

huh what ?

[bvried]

Haha yay she stayed

[Foeley]

Maria, your nonchalant disregard for my perverted fantasies just makes my heart beat faster. Keep up the good work!

[freewaytav]

she's in a really good mood today good for u maria and by the way don't be soo mean with ur fans we aren't desperate we just love ya so much see thats wat make us so cute just like u

[bunnymynost]

Love the shirt, Maria!

The "hotto" video is the best. Oh shit, then Hall and Oates came on!!

[theactualalex]

YEEEEEA SHE STAYYYYYS!!!!

[xMoosk93]

TITS OR GTFO

[spencermcgee]

Wasnt she supposed to leave, im glad she didnt but seriously

[ozonatedman]

Maria you said it was your last day on poptub in the previous clip - I thought you were serious! Silly me. So welcome back I guess.

[Prytonis]

By my count that's her third fake leaving.

April 1 they brought in the Hot For Words girl to start the show as an April Fools prank. A few weeks ago they closed a show (cryptically) with Maria saying she couldn't quit us because she was already fired. (this prompted my only Poptub channel comment). Thankfully, this hoax included a bubble telling us it was a joke.

[kyle7412]

ur really hot

[PoiN666]

i love chimichangas like you cute maria..........Xp

[ThePablo69]

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING CLEAVAGE :)

[Prytonis]

"Are you ready to have a serious and mature dialogue about some of this quality quality user generated content?"

No. That's why I watch Poptub instead.

[nicolayasol324]

oh thank god she didn't leave i was actually so hesitant to click this video

[TheCoveShorts]

hahaha the kid who farted in walmart... oh and nice floppers

[natashax16x3]

recessionland made me laugh.

and so did the winkers.

:D

[POPTUB]

Who wants to go to Recessionland?? If they offer me the fast-pass, I'm there tomorrow!

[Hoba223]

i do! looks "fun"

[SonjaThePhotographer]

Whoa man

[TheOnlyTiminator]

anyone notice the really bad spray-on-tan?

[mongoose063]

IDC shes still hot.

[SonjaThePhotographer]

I lol @ 0:14

[kidluna]

AMAZING TITS

[Cheedillow]

Hey Maria, stop being a bitch and calling us all perverts. I only go on YouTube AFTER doing the solo dance.

[KdoubleHM]

i thought you were leaving. mr happy is happier

[D4Shawn]

In a world... where dancing is considered way more badass and hardcore than it really is... one man dares to dance, while making a "toughy face".

[Orangeflava]

FYI chimichanga is the nickname for my penis.

[SEANxLONG]

I'm glad it wasn't your Last Day Maria! I love you so much!

[Safetyfirst456]

pause at 0:12

[JANEMBA235]

i see tits talking

[ASCowns]

god your ugly maria! stop wearing so much make up! you have really fat arms you should get lipo!!!!!!!!!!

[787z]

wow im not commenting on how pretty you are you are just getting mad

[SoCalBoyy]

wow what a cheap way for pepsi to advertise their product. So whats next?

[lakersfan16]

how delightfully droll

yeah that's right you read me

[ABONESR]

only reason to watch this vid in hq, is to see the texture of your cleavage... b!tch

[bandg4evr]

Last day was yesterday? Wait, what??

[lilwaynezprincess]

no she was joking about yesterday..she staying!

[bandg4evr]

Oh, she better have been joking. haha.

[chabab]

maria is soo adorable...

[twigs45]

love the show, but plz put in videos i even remotely want to watch next time, kthx

[LaotianPride14]

i thought yesterday was her last day.... liar!!

[origonalname112]

i love how her teeth look buck toothed when she smiles.

[mIzDaChUbZ]

YOU LOOK ORANGE

[doink1422]

maria is so cute i just want to eat her cuteness up. get in my belly.

[ihearnoise]

the bitch is back, oh dear

[harrilamb]

how do you get your video featured on poptub? is it just being lucky and getting picked randomly? :(

[directorbeau]

ima go watch porn thanx =)

[SkitchinRox]

yep she crosses her heart, she loves me..

[TheAmefist]

I caught that kiss and put it in my pocket for later use. ^-^

[Bradfanizzle]

maybe this is an old episode they never posted

[S0ulcreat1ve]

Hahahahha you never now!!

They maybe have a lot of back up episodes...

^__^

[TheHugitoGuy]

Lol wait people actually thought she was serious about leaving?

[pjreddig]

I know people are such noobs.

[TOMATOJUICEPIE]

what! i thought she was gone!!!! everyone out and hide the booze!!!!

[omfgzthatchick]

i know same here!!!

[PewPewKaboosh]

maria u didnt leave. i didnt want it to hapen but this is lame!

[coreprik]

Grizzlybear is one of the best bands ever

[jmarkula]

cuteness, and cruelness walks hand in hand with Maria. :-) watchout,dudes!

[hlkb9]

ur hot o yea i caught that kiss ;)

[PeteMP1992]

hmm Recession land.

[SoadfanWoW]

lol the old video said she was kidding, way to not pay attention.

[Branflakes91093]

it didn't say that until after everybody freaked out.

[uptownboi10]

I thought u were gone? what a cruel joke

[mad66man]

hhhhhhh

[erikrj711]

I told you all it was a hoax.

[JLZesbaugh]

I watch everyday so I can take the good video's and post them on my facebook as if I found them myself. Also the girl is cute, I hope she becomes president someday. Thanks.

[Striker11123]

Nuff said

[teufellhunden]

2:06 You should bend over farther. YOU ARE HOT!

[peterbronxed]

i thought you were gone?

[kittycatdude]

i thought the last video was gonna be your last appearance on poptub....

[LetsxMakexThisxOurs]

20th rating :0 great vid\

[connectthecamera2me]

now your mean

[OkNowImWatching]

Seriously, I want in. Can I be one of your writers?

I'll do it for free even. You need me so much... :)

[ace77man]

you all at poptub are cool freakin' cool!!!!!

Peace, ace77man

[OkNowImWatching]

"are you ready to have a serious and mature dialog...", appropriately followed by "QUACK!" :-)

"it puts the ball in the basket"

Is that a "Silence of the lambs" reference?

"mainly porn"? Come now Maria, is that what you think?

"eternily desperate"... that hurt...

[FungoBoy]

you know when maria said that she can't read, it was meant as a joke... it doesn't mean she wanted someone who can't spell....

[OkNowImWatching]

FungoBoy, I see you're almost 30, that's cool.

You must have replied to the wrong comment, because I don't see what that has to do with the content of my comment.

Do you have an issue with my spelling? What do you think is wrong?

[IGORproductionz]

INTERNET PORN RULEZ!!!!!!!!! u agree?

[featurecreature18]

Weird, where did she not go?

[FallenKev1988]

wasn't she leaving poptube?

[KeithSwanger]

...It was a joke...

[sfnoodles]

YES! it wasn't your last day =) Welcome back MARIA!

[xXxRiskuxXx]

1:56 to 2:02 is kinda scary..

[Hablero]

Good thing ur back =D

[igotznomoney]

that was not funny on the other vid

it made me sad :-(

but it was a joke :-)

[igotznomoney]

MARIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kormyniska]

why the bad quality?

[PelataValo]

it hasn't finished up loading

it will be fine in an hour

[ItsMattsWorld]

nice

[gkidcj]

why the quality if worse?

[xXxRiskuxXx]

Video is brand new, it takes a little while to become better quality.

[Aydreean]

first

[resellworld]

First!..............to reply to the first commenter

[Prytonis]

First to reply to the first commenter to reply to the first commenter.