Uzi Lover

[lakepalmer]

PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT FUR Q, PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT!

[DrSpaceman3]

"Cop, fuck, bitch, van, cock, fuck, motherfucker, bitch, van, cock, fuck, bitch, fuck, motherfucker. Aha ha ha." Always has me out of breath with laughter.

[DEC0RAX0]

It's cop, bitch motherfuckers! I think...

[a11possibility]

The 7 people who disliked this video are cock bitch mother fuckers

[floppykid]

@a11possibility

Stop trying so hard.

[a11possibility]

Your user name would make terry wogan try hard

[floppykid]

@a11possibility

I thought I told you to can the shitty jokes.

[a11possibility]

@floppykid CAN the jokes? MMMMMMMMMMM

[zionravescene]

Very impressed that you uploaded the original version of the sketch, especially the end.

[reluctable]

Do you think that's as blacked up as the BBC would let Morris get?

[mrbreaker101]

see I knew this was an old video within 5 seconds, just coz of the style of hip hop. Like mid 90s Ice Cube.

[olidurant]

@mrbreaker101 well spotted!

[kinghani]

@mrbreaker101 It's more Ice T than Ice Cube.

[TrippleH655321]

@mrbreaker101 real hip-hop.

[jinkyjonk]

Not bad, but not quite as good as Herman the Tosser.

[djparnate]

uzi lover = nico bellic

[InvincibleNumanist]

I think its "cop" not cock

[olidurant]

@InvincibleNumanist I prefer cock!!

[DaveTheJackal]

@olidurant it is c'nt

[calorus]

@olidurant It's cunt.

[bainesjake]

@olidurant I bet you do!

[WillReddish]

@InvincibleNumanist It's 'cunt'

[InvincibleNumanist]

@WillReddish

It cant be, because they didnt block it out like they did with other words

[InvincibleNumanist]

@WillReddish

plus he says "pig" which means cop.

[brainfreeze77]

@InvincibleNumanist it's cunt.

[InvincibleNumanist]

@brainfreeze77

i just gave reasons for why it isnt.

[marty0mart]

I'm sure the "she's an Uzi lover" was taken from Phil Collins' "She's an easy lover".

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

@marty0mart yeah, it is!

[Nitro378]

@marty0mart That's what makes it so funny.

[hollowmenrule]

I LOVE IT

[TheDangerousKid]

classic piece!!

[CrazyEddi3]

Shove it up her motherfucking arse and fry it, lol

[justinjha]

"These killings are obviously ironic" quality

[peterpeterxxo]

goodier did a cover called uzi hater.. and fur q got on dat fuckin airplane to london an wasted dat uzi dissing muvva fukkaaa ..an teech da bitch sum respekk uh huh.

[scaredmonkey]

The smirk on his face at 0:36 when he says "pull the trigger" GENIUS !

[checkoutgirl]

"Uzi like a metal dick in my hand/magazine like a big testicle gland/b***h wanna try it/I said 'keep her quiet'/shove it up her motherf****n' ass and fry it." "Cop! Bitch! Cop bitch mother****er!" "Uh-huh! I did the bitch in/as she lay twitchin'/I knew that she's an Uzi lover.""He was grateful I shot his pain full/mother****in' pig was an Uzi lover."

"Cop ****in' bitch whore bitch cop ****in' bitch cop bitch whore cop mother****er. Uh-huh-huh-huh."

[SimonB198207]

The ban on Fur Q returning to the UK is to be lifted next year. He's playing Wembly stadium a week before the start of the Olympics and is rumoured to be performing a 2012 remix of Uzi Lover. On stage, during the performance, he's going to kill Jedward, Neil and Christine Hamilton and Chris Moyles, live, as it's performed.

: )

(It's fun to pretend)

[Myndir]

@SimonB198207 Who is Chris Moyles? I know who Chris Evans is and I know who Steve Davis is, but I've never heard of this "Chris Moyles".

Is he on that new Channel 5?

[sturycroft]

You have to love Harfyn Teuport:

"During the stage version of the song, in the live show, he killed 5 people on the stage, during the stage show, live, as it's performed"... don't really get what he means there lol.

[widd77]

Mark goodier released a counter diss track to this, then Fur Q sprayed him with an uzi. ;)

[zionravescene]

uh huh huh huh

BITCH.

[fatchino]

I'd pay for a extended play of this. Almost as good as the pixies parody - mother banger.

[zrgh]

i think some people fro the usa think he is real .Chris Morris is great

[robwalkden1]

Which 6 complete idiots "dislike" this??!!! They should be put down. This is pure genius. I am absolutely shocked that anyone would "dislike" this. Terrible mistake. As I am typing I can't believe 6 people "dislike" this. Absolute cretins.

[SpiritKnob]

@robwalkden1 Yeah, some people have a different opinion to you. I agree, it's amazing.

[LtMalark1]

Press 9 for the most terrifying laugh known to man.

[angell1970]

Just reading the other comments...oh puhLLEEAASSEE tell me nobody thought this was REAL??

[angell1970]

Chris Morris is a legend. BTW it's 'c*nt, b*tch...' etc...not 'c*ck' etc. Have a look at 'Brass Eye' on here, see if you can find the drugs episode. He got in soooo much trouble for getting celebs to talk about a completely made up drug. Bernard Manning describing seriously someone 'vomiting their whole fucking pelvis up'...class.

[globalkevolution]

@angell1970 cop! bitch! cop bitch motherfucker!

[filthycollins]

@angell1970 its obviously not cunt, at least not at the beginning. its either cock or cop. later on i guess it could be cunt due to it being censored out...

[Denethorable]

I wish an actual rapper would cover this

[AsDeadAsDillinger]

"UZi like a metal dick in my hand

Magazine like a big testcle gland !"

and

"..I did the bitch in

as she lay twitchin'..."

Morris is a fur-kin genius, !!

I;ve seen this a million times and I still smile.at those lines.

just as good as the 'Panty-Smile' Nirvana piss-take.

[76stjimmy]

used to love the day today and brasseye. I guessin by some of the coments, yanks don't realize it's a parrody off a comedy scetch show LOL

[KY42O]

She's an uzi lover

[otanalin101]

c**k Bi*th, c**k bi**h muth***cker. HAHAHHA

[HeadsFullOfEyeballs]

@otanalin101 You're allowed to swear on the internet, you know. Your mum isn't screening your YouTube comments.

I hope.

[Majic275]

FUR Q is so hard! He swears ALL the time, lol!

[gemear2]

After hearing the music Chris Morris did for Brass Eye, The Day Today, and even Nathan Barley, I would absolutely love to hear a Morris produced musical satire CD, his take-offs are just that spot-on. He really knows his stuff.

[kinkykettu]

Are Fur Q's videos banned on Youtube because he killed people? I can't find any of he's songs here.

[sonicology]

@kinkykettu The authorities decided that his music is so dangerous that their only option was to eradicate all trace of it from the internet and printed media; they've done a pretty good job of it too, but his memory lives on thanks to diehard fans such as ourselves.

[oldskoolmacboy]

@kinkykettu Your kidding me right?

[ignoranttwat]

You've got to kill people to respect people.

[BelatedCommiseration]

Gotta luv the wisdom of Fur Q, he coulda been the first Ali G if it wasn't for the whole east coast/west coast thing. I heard he went under cover when Biggie was shot...for some reason unknown....anyway I wish they would have bought this character back a couple of times with a few more piss take raps. The thing is Mr Morris is actually very knowledgable about his musical trends and thats why they are amongst his most effective parodys...purely meant to be ironic of course...(;

[dvschsa]

greatest rap song ever written. the philosopher poet fur q

[spoitguitar]

It Is Suprisingly Catchy

[pennydesouza]

Aah, this show is so much fun.

[GallagherWellerBrown]

"During the stage version of the song in the live show, he kills 5 people on the stage during the stage show, live, as it's being performed" - this, for some reason, is one of my all-time Chris Morris quotes. I love this character!

[willscomix]

@faustbanana The Day Today, not Brass Eye.

[faustbanana]

@willscomix Ah yes. Good call.

[faustbanana]

This is perhaps my favourite Brass Eye sketch. Chris Morris is my hero.

[HEYPETEYMC]

A huh huh Huh.. Bitch..

[SuperSumoYakuza]

I made that comment so long ago and I was not even serious when I posted it but I still get people like you who come to the conversation a year late acting like I am smarting from all the burns. :)

[shaftsbury94]

BETTER THAN 50 CENT ANYDAY.

[TheFowlyetti1]

I remember singing this when i was at school. Just amazing!

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

youve got to kill people to have respect for people, but you cant kill everyone

[uncled39]

SuperSumoYakuza has been ripped to bits YouTube style.

[uncled39]

Fuckin' genius.

[mattstone12]

I'll be watching this still when I'm 65.

[fiendguy]

unreal 

[pissingeverywhere]

BRASS EYE

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

[tvc18]

That can't be Chris Morris blacked up

[bishopberkley]

I love the starsky & hutch sample in there.

[lokedope]

It's the RokTV ident at the end that kills me.

[LizaLips1]

I'm the most liberal, left wing person ever and all for political correctness. But I don't think anyone would look at this and be offended by the fact that he is "blacked up" because it's part of the character. So why are people worried about doing it in more recent programmes?

[redman8903]

better than lil wayne

[DippShits]

Better than 90% of real rap!

[mistamuthafuka]

modern american rappers aren't as skilled as he is...uggggghhhhh

[lewijlol]

Uh huhuhu

[mrdunks2008]

it's brillian when he says "she's an uzi lover" i wish it was a real song in all honesty

[whereszorro]

is Avon Barksdale from the wire based on Fur Q. Its uncanny

[hazy33]

jwuk45, I remember from when it was broadcast it was Cher because she always wore those outfit outfits. If you've seen a Madonna version then upload it.

[hazy33]

sturycroft... it was always Cher

[jwuk45]

@hazy33 No it wasn't, it's Madonna on some versions

[hazy33]

@jwuk45 it was always cher. there's a reason you can't find the madonna one, it never existed

[bobbydog29]

@hazy33 you may want to see the end of this clip its clearly madonna i have no idea why there are 2 versions maybe a legal issue

/watch?v=8d9C5KHP5z0&feature=r­elated

[MrVinushka]

@hazy33 The Madonna one's on the DVD version.

Not sure why there are two different versions, but it's true.

[sturycroft]

Wonder why they changed it from Madonna's fajine to Cher's at the end? interesting!

[GeorgeKMFDM]

You've got to kill people to have respect for people. I fucking love that.

[guthywoodry]

"You can't kill all thuh' people, 'coz then you wouldn't have anyone left to respeck...."

[memmett1234]

Americans don't get this because they don't get irony or subtle satire, they need everything spelt out with canned laughter

[Gary190tube]

@memmett1234 don't be a prick.

[bowles123]

genius

[fadeintoyou77]

I love this man.

I hate when people misuse the term genius but Chris Morris is a genius.

He plays half a dozen characters in this each one more believable and spot-on than the next.

I love Harfynn Teuport- likeable, earnest presenter yet essentially ridiculous, you're never sure what that accent is-dutch, south african.

Love the way he takes Fur-Q at face value (one of the people Fur Q will be doing a killing to...).

Fur Q is inspired- nails rap culture with his retrded ramblings.

[MrDragon1968]

Chris Morris. Genius.

[PokerFish2006]

Give me this over 50 cent any day :D

[Doloii]

I found the real band that makes an identical statment look up ( UZI does it cbg)

[ZemplinTemplar]

One of their best skits. "Uzi Lover", ROFL. :-DDDDD

[Kashmirymuslim]

Chris is genius Uzi lover

[bradm201]

Dear Supersumoyakuza in reference to your comment: Your wrong and your a grotesquely ugly man. you're a bastarding c*ck bitch, c*ck bitch m*therfucker oh yes and a d!ck head. Love brad :( u n t.

[manladyyasser]

At the end, explore the depths of Cher's Uterus.

[chulk607]

@manladyyasser

Haha yep. I never noticed that back in the day. Fucking amazing.

[AnonNation]

"I did the bitch in as she lay twitchin'"

[Foxglurves]

@AnonNation "I knew that she's an Uzi Lover." :D

[jkodee]

'Uzi like a metal dick in my hand, magazine like a big testicle gland'

[RedHeadVicky]

'You gotta kill SOME people, you can't kill everyone, or you won't have anybody left to respect'

:-D Hahhahaha

[furQ]

ahaha-ha-haaa

[Originalsoundz]

Ive Got This Song As my Ringtone lol

[olidurant]

but it's clearly ironic

[Shinhaquro]

@olidurant Some folks, side of the pond regardless, have a malfunctioning humor circuit.

[rylojr1977]

Absolute Comic genius. Lost count of how many times I have re-viewed this. Shows up all the posturing "gangsta" steroetype dickheads Like Nas, 50-Cent etc for the clueless pricks they are. (And years ahead of its time incidentally) The use of the "Easy/Uzi Lover vocal" is superb.

[uglybus7]

genius chris morris......uzi lover brilliant sketch and song!!

[bendaju]

you gotta kill people, to have respect for people

[olidurant]

lost on americans it seems...

[Freshadeneu]

@olidurant

Not at all. It's lost on people without a sense of humor.

[joelang6126]

@olidurant like most things!

[SuperSumoYakuza]

Why is the rapper fucking YELLOW? He just did an episode of the Simpsons?

[SuperSumoYakuza]

Oh wait. It's just a lame joke. Ali G did it first.

[JonLovejoy]

No - this was way before Ali G actually. 1994(ish) I think?

[robskim101]

you fucking moron research shit before you chat bollocks

[olidurant]

@SuperSumoYakuza oh dear...

[wonietang123]

@olidurant Oh dear indeed. Fucking Ali G??????? Can anyone say LEMON

[kaworuscott]

@SuperSumoYakuza Haha! you fucking idiot, this shit was made WELL before ali G.

[Jesus469]

@SuperSumoYakuza

Wait, 1999 came BEFORE 1994? Oh man, I must be out of it!

[davedagreat69]

@SuperSumoYakuza Yeah, except this pre-dates Ali G by many many years. Why leave a comment when you know nothing about what you're talking about? It's a sign of low intelligence.

[xSteveJx]

@SuperSumoYakuza haha 5 seconds of research wouldve told you that The day today came long before Ali G.

[slash10170]

@SuperSumoYakuza

Ali G is no where near as entertaining as this and i suppose the day today bears striking similarities to ali g doesn't it? what a retarded thing to say.

[antiquax]

@SuperSumoYakuza

U idiot this was at least five years before Ali G

[treevillan]

@SuperSumoYakuza /facepalm.

[memmett1234]

@SuperSumoYakuza God your an idiot, do you enjoy making an idiot of yourself on the internet? You must do.

[Freshadeneu]

@SuperSumoYakuza

HAHA. Ali G...this was in 1994 you doof. Ali G not only didn't do it first, he wasn't even in the first hundred.

[1608Nikolai]

@SuperSumoYakuza Is this a joke? haha incredibly retarded

[AgentEntropos]

@SuperSumoYakuza It's people like you who give the internet a bad name.

[robskim101]

fake tan

[furQ]

the Soul II Soul sample is a nice touch

[thisissick22]

1.29 on LOL!

[Drew82a]

I heard Phil collins do this at a concert, it was majestic, so soulful! the women next to me was crying and shouting, 'do me next, do me next'!! they got her up on stage and everything!!

[bannannaphone94]

uzi sucks JK

[twistedmiclead]

its on the sub titles of the dvd ... and im sure you do prefer cock

[olidurant]

haha im gonna have to delete my previous comment.

[demonology1]

yo mate i dont have this on video and am sampling the song in a film porject im doing for a level, so do you know any version without the talking in the middle

[twistedmiclead]

btw its cop bitch ... not cock .

[olidurant]

how do you know this? I prefer cock.

[sweethenrietta]

"I prefer cock. "

LOLLLLLLLL

[shemseven]

It's CUNT

[Jesus469]

@shemseven - although cunt would be better, you may have noticed the word "motherfucker" is censored. Now, what are the odds of them letting "cunt" through, but not "motherfucker"? Not likely.

[futarinoseaside]

@Jesus469 Also - it's hard to get the joke in 2010, but the situation is a parody of the early 90s controversy over Ice-T's "Cop Killer"; hence "Cop Bitch Motherfucker".

[shinyhippy]

Yes...so many people get this wrong *shakes head*

I agree that 'cock, bitch' is funnier tho

[jhangirk]

I LOVE THIS BRO!

[tendentink]

lol

[twobitsworth]

Total genius!