Don't Lie To Me!

[sentfromupabove]

I can soooooo relate :) 

[GeorgeHarrisonLuver1]

My name is Allison... :D

[khol2261]

@GeorgeHarrisonLuver1 OMG seriously allison? is the parent of taylor : D

[khol2261]

@khol2261 lol



[khol2261]

@khol2261 *****i'm

[sookyan91]

agree... i prefer this way, either u tell me or u dont tell me but dont lie to me...

[mjhoward10]

Thiis niqqa iis reeal aas.f ii fuquckiinq loovee hiim lol but truue shyt thooe....

[YouBabyLuv]

U were very funny bout flooding someones house !!!!!!

[laskdfjsldkfjlasdkfj]

HHHAHAHA Damn U Funny

[BabyCakes3741]

Ohhhhh Yourr Fooood Was Delicious LMAO !!

[KingdomheartsII]

Me: Do you have a pencil I can borrow

Person: *looks at me* No.

Me: ._.

[ThatSandyLove]

2:56 his eyes lo0ol:)

[farahhegazy]

YOU FUCKING MAKE MY DAY

[lovethesoundofmusic2]

That knife makes me die laughing every time he uses it :D

[Sk8ter858]

OHHHHH this foood was DILICIOUS

[MrWweman512]

YOU DONT know where my house is

[iloveyou97002]

I 100% agree with you!I hate it when someone I care about lies to me and i know they are!My BEST friend and I are like sisters.She lies to me and promises me things then breaks those promises.I wanna slep her across the face!

[mapleface1234]

LMAO!!!!  I start to die laughing everytime he pulls out that little plastic knife!!!!!!

[pspmoney]

You're one of the most real people I've ever seen, seriously!

[Rubiella99]

Lmao'! His Knife is Hilarious! And I lauqhed My Ass Off when He Said The Hobo Thingy!

[KickFlip360Kid]

i love his little knife

[MRKAL980]

131 people watching this are hobos...

[xxBlueGemxx]

@MRKAL980 Hobos have internet?

[vi3t123bby]

lmfao my friend came over and stole my moisturizer so i was dry cracking and ashy for like a week til i can go to walgreens again. I didn't tell her that i know she stole it. but i'm planning my revenge. HA

[eskimo708]

cocaine is a hell of drug

[kyle10smile]

wholy shit you talk fast

[theant3398]

mm this is AWFUL BYE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[emilysorchaoriordan]

Story of my life

[calikin]

estas enfermo

[ijessvlog1]

u stupid asain.

[oxbabiieyuhnoit]

@ijessvlog1 lmaooo thats soo mean but mad funny

[MRKAL980]

2:21 LOLOLOLOL

[cristalmwang]

I live 15 mins from you, gone find you at night

[belmain95]

what a good rap ._.

[itsninerz1030]

OOH THIS FOOD WAS DELICIOOUS

[blackwater1234561]

You sound like you just had about 45 shots of espresso!

[theant3398]

hey can i have a dollar 4 real

[misscuddlypanda]

But hobos cant afford internet for a dollar (which Luan did not give) to watch Luan not care about them..

[Brianna7Esparza]

Omg! Can't beleive you live in Houston! Me too!

[MascutarHero]

@Brianna7Esparza I didn't know he was In H-Town event though I just started watching his videos! I'm in H-town too ^_^

[tinkerbell9723]

That lying shit happened to my. My best friend from the time I was 3 and my boyfriend that Ive been dead in love with for 4 years slept together. Scratch that they fuck, had sex. Long, nasty, dirty sex! And neither on of them told me. My other friend told me and I asked my "best friend" if it was true and she said yup that she didnt give a fuck and the only reason she still hung around me was so she could be around my bf. Im like "BITCH!! IMMA BOUT TO KILL YO MOTHA FUCKIN HEARTLESS ASS!!!"

[troytoria1]

u aint gotta tell me twice lmfao:)

[PeaCEnLoVe112]

2:22 to 2:27 thah best

[xlovenectar]

i laugh every time i see that slicer, haha!:)

[Harmony778]

lol he lives close to me cool

[coolchick606]

Love this black Asian...

[TLTLJB]

you and Kingsley should be friends xD

[xlilshayneex]

@TLTLJB and quaadir :)

[josh199785]

dang hes right

[Shivy012]

You need a daily talk show, id watch it every day :)

[kulstorybro223]

"mmmmmmm this food is DELICIOUSSSSSSS"

bahahahahahahhahahahhaahah !!

[giansuckka]

"I'd rather be friends with a Slut than a liar" LOL

[carmelchica1997]

LMFAO!

[klunafan]

STOP TALKING BOUT THE TOP COMMENTS!

[luvtbunny]

why cant i find u on twitter ur mad real and funny i need to follow you

[TerasXertas]

Both the top comments have the same number of likes...

[Naynnick]

What if people that have a house and shit dress up as a homeless hobo, and they lied to people on the street, saying they were homeless, and their homes get flooded, then they REALLY ARE HOMELESS. That would be so ironic o_o

[babycis]

" Then yuu lie to me then Imma flood yur house and then yuu gonna be mad at me but Imma be like 'Bitch yu lied to me!' " Ahhahaha lol

[carmenj1231]

he talks faster by every minuet xD



[PhotobucketSnoop]

I love looking at Top Comments in Luans videos.

[AnnLove2388]

I have been lied to and have lied to the person that means the most to me. ha. i wish i could take it back.. i wish he could too.

[xsanga34x]

Total Fucking Love Watching This!

[coolchick606]

@xsanga34x I know he's like my new obsession! Totally replaced @Nigahiga on my "Obsession List!"

[sammiback]

Man your frickin amazing! And irkski or what ever your fucking name is dont be a bitch ok dude seriously if you have a probkem dont comment asshole..

[LilDimpless561]

I will flood yo house! xD

[PuddingKanaal]

He fucks a lot xD

[asianwaffless101]

I Love your little knife LOL

[music210389]

please send a shout out to my best friend Michele! thxxx <3

[frankge1998]

@JesseColaa

[jazeliza97]

FO REAL!!

[michellekdot]

Hey can you post a video of you dancing? That would be amazing!

[JesseColaa]

o.O , fingaa' lickin was hellahSCARY' lmfaooo * !

[iramS2eight]

"i'd rather be friends with slut than a lier"

epic!

[SeoulFrosTy]

fuck man. sounds like ur rapping in all your videos

[nicolendtony]

dang you talk to fast

[Irkski]

Typical flaming homo complain like a bitch.

[smiley09r]

@Irkski bitch ya got a fuckin problem him? too fuckin bad go suck a dick ..wow like omg really? get real . u t6oo mmad cuz u afraid to come out the closet .im bi so i dont have a prblm . i just dont lke fake bitches like u....

[Irkski]

@smiley09r Is that why you replied to me, so you can brag about being Bi like it's cool? I didn't ask for your opinion.

[MasterWylesLady]

subing right now! :D

[Mtc1904]

I died at the "And then imma flood your house" part

[Knux64echidna]

@ilovezhockey I think it was from 'Get Smart'.

[ShewitTheFromage]

When that hobo floods your house, don't be complaining.

[Knux64echidna]

What if I said I was Chuck Norris with a bb-gun?  0.o

[zinala15]

Why aren't you famous?!?!?!

[TobiCollab]

@zinala15 500,000 to 900,000 isn't famous enough?

[temptasiianxx]

@zinala15 He is famous! :)

[victoralvin01]

1:32-1:37

EPIC!

[Justinsgurlhere]

I love this dude he's fuking funny as fuk

[SofieIsRainbows]

please be my best friend. please?

[Omoruyi1122]

Hahaha

[mat83ism]

Haha I liked it :D muahaha

[TheInfamousCamper]

10,000 likes exactly :o

[iSayrawr95]

"Ohhh this food was delicioooous"

"I didn't even serve it yet?!" T.T

[TheSetucker]

I hate when people are all sad and they won't tell you what's wrong after being their best buddy for over 10 years D': The lie is that you say you can tell me anything and you don't >.< I'm just trying to Help

[KbLy24]

how much goodies did you receive??? lol

[babygurl85233]

Everybodyy liess nd dat shytt pissess mee off !!!!!!!!!!!

[livelifelovemusic024]

Ohhh this food was delicioooous

[thePENGUINandBISHOP]

I have a friend that always lies, big or small.

I'm REALLY getting pissed at him.

[JessicaShelby1231]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

[Scarcedarrow]

lol ill just walk up there and drop it off then :D

[makeunderful]

2:23 LOL

[lesaleluvsu]

oohh this food was good (:

[MyLovelyDeluxe]

hahaha "i dont care about the hobo"

[hollownight08]

and i fuqin LOVE ur plastic knife!! <3

[TheAwesomeness4432]

@hollownight08 You mean slicer? He dont like it when you call him that!!!! ;) Anyway, i I love him to.

[hollownight08]

ikr i fuqin hate it when people lie to me!! <3

[larzumanyan]

I love how he always has that plastic knife

[bigflirtii]

Lmfao

[sandy2o02]

i love your ass u r funny ass fuck you are like a friend that i WANTto take to the mall and buy shit

[MrScoo42]

BOY you ass is funny i wish i had a friend like you and i love your hair



[sailorsweetart]

Haha u live in Houston too!!! -3 should've known from ur accent it's like mine lol

[cutelooksdntcomeeasy]

who pissed him off?

[barnumbaily]

I love these videos you say things that I can't say now I can use them to say what ever I need to so thanks for posting

[shotbyaretard]

Ok well kinda awkward cause well I like to my girlfriend but it was a little white lie about a phone I said it was broken when I got it taken away. I told her that to save myself and her some embarressment. But in the end she didn't find out I told her cause it was eating me up in side so I told her and she broke up with me idk. It's just it killed me inside we were going out for like 6 months too and we loved each other we really did

[ajshells01]

I need a friend like you dammit i need someone who can just be straight up with me and i can be straight up with them who cares about me but dont give a fuck what i do

[LucijaJ]

I find it fun when some people who i don't really care about lie to my face and i know that hey are lying and i am just looking at them saying Yeah, Yeah ... Ok

[RICOGZ]

you wuld think his vidoes wuld be 30 secs because he tlks so fast

[shelbyndbowwow]

I understand where you are coming from but honestly I'm the kind of person to lie so a friend won't worry about me. If I say I don't want to talk about it they still press the subject so I just tell them I'm fine and that I can deal with it on my own. I guess I have some shitty ass friends if they don't care enough to know when to ask what's wrong or know when to stop asking because it hurts.smh. Love you luan.

[LIQUIDdarkness123]

Why are u shaking up and down when u talk...and u talk like a girl.

[Tagerh]

@LIQUIDdarkness123 well he IS openly gay if that helps to answer either of your questions

[LetsNotWorry]

I agree with MsAppleness I deff need a friend like you, your so honest.

[Bonnbonxx]

im gunna find out you fucked 50 people then ima flood yo house.

[slimbby16]

I felt like you was just speaking right to me .... kinda have a secret hidden from my bf .. UGGGHH !!! you fahreal fahreal hit right on point .

[laundry9870]

125 people lied to Luan and he flooded there houses

[JenSTurner11]

oMG I love you! ^.^ Dude I've been watching your videos for only like an hour and already I'm just like YESS!! YEEESSSS!!!! OMG!! You should see my fb it is loaded with your videos, if I like something I go like ape shit all over my wall with it! and Not to mention you are in my city where I am from, omg! :) ^.^ These videos nmake me giddy happy!!! My inner Diva IS BACK!!!! HELL YEAHRRRSSS!!!! XD :) ^.^

[wereinyourcloset]

Before my mother fucking hand just slipps and yo head just falls off!

XD

[PropagandaPanda92]

"But eventually imma find out that you fucked 50 people and then imma flood jo house!" bahahaha love it!

[maryeun18]

AMEN.



[xlilshayneex]

haha wot if the person is a liar AND a slut LOL boy do i now a girl like tht smh

[TheDreamlife123]

agree

[megan10taylor]

i hate when people lie to me

[naniisawesome]

AMEN! 

[cLaRisSelovesbRown]

First 10 seconds, I liked the vid. :)

[tjbmccoy]

ha

[Hyperbladex7]

i accidently lose focus for like 2 seconds and missed around 3 sentences but it was still hilarious LOL.

[Hyperbladex7]

@Hyperbladex7 *lost

[mvpogi24]

did i accidentally clicked fast forward here by mistake?...

[ithinkyess]

what about santa? ahah

[MrMonster860]

The person is lying if:

he is scratching his face

he is NOT maintaining eye contact

he is covering his body

[SangtotheDy]

@MrMonster860 i always avoid eye contact, it's awkward...

[aleprbla]

@SangtotheDy I avoid eye contact too xD

[meeeshie]

@MrMonster860 actually, that's not true, I've watched a video on lying and have noticed myself, that liars tend to make constant eye contact, maybe a little too much, and that they answer questions REALLY quickly, and give a lot of description to their lies...

want proof? just look at Mariah Yeater

[swimchick345]

@meeeshie that's actually really true i can tell when people are making up a story cuz then they describe it waayyyyy more than they would remember and they stare at me and and answer any questions i have without thinking about it

[MMnoob]

@MrMonster860 And if hes covering his nuts LOl. DON"T KICK MEEE

[Lorena808Islands]

i love that little orange knife <3

[SitaClaws]

U LIVE IN HOUSTON?!?!

I live in Little Elm, Dallas!!!

omf

(oh my fudge) :P I love fudge :DD

[Mannagod777]

i like this guy

[azncolor21]

wat if i said i f***ed ur boyfriend

[gutisiukasss]

:DDD BLA bla bla bla bla bla .... :DDD Nu nx...:DD

[miranda123bored]

is that a random plastic knife? 2:25

[MrChocoboHead]

@miranda123bored his name is slicer, and he likes to talk to people's necks <3

[lilamyzz]

someone once told me they saw my shirt in the store but they didn't want to get it. Well...unless you went to china last night i don't think you could've seen my shirt in the store...

[xXImaginaryLiesXx]

@lilamyzz same thing happened to me girl. i borrowed sum shoes from my sister that shes had for like 3 years (and she got em in georgia) and went to my friends house. now she wana try and say "oh i wuz guna get those ones but i wanted the other ones" uhh, u obviously lying, like dont even try to. it was embarrassing for her shame.

[ShannoRAWR1]

most of your videos are about things you dislike ;D and everyone agrees with them!! :)

[mikeisorena]

Asshole !!!!!!!!

[happyfacepenguins]

"If you want to keep your house.... dont lie to me" XD

[girlygirl2192]

That orange spatula!! 

[Baileygilbert1998]

Like when you go to your friends house "that was deliciouss" ahaha (: i ctfu (: ahaha

[taylove135]

can you add me if you have a facebook (tayani gaines)

[08034062278]

so trueee...ur so funny man...woulda shared this vid on fb if u used less vulgar words!! :(

[SweetMishy116]

Anyone notice 1:14-1:19 lmaoo

[cheerluv4lyf]

@SweetMishy116  ???

[SweetMishy116]

@cheerluv4lyf The pause he makes at point the 2nd time

[PRINCESSBRATM]

Fuck the 125 dislikes! LIKE's all the way!

[spitzhotfiya]

put on a rap video with just the instrumental and enjoy

[NinjaLukeI]

This was posted on my bday!

[EmiliaBlank]

@NinjaLukeI Hate to break it to you, Luke, but.....we don't care.

[DiamondSmiles1OOO]

idont know yuu in real life , but i motherfucking lovee yuuu !

#SMH .

People these days . . .