Megyn Kelly Pepper Spray Thanksgiving

[Inebriatd]

Why does the dude's expression at 0:58 appears as if he's held hostage?

[skb0rzn]

@Inebriatd We are all held hostage to those creeps.

[96aralc]

"Not one of these turkeys has a left wing, it's a Kelly family-tradition" :D

[purplevolcano]

Who is it meant to be?

[0xNEVVG3N]

I fucking hate this bimbo trash. Fuck Megyn Kelly and Fuck Faux Noise.

[iforgotmyface12347]

thanksgiving fun fact: I SLEEP UPSIDE DOWN. LIKE A BAT.

[imah8ter07]

Funny but would have been better if she would have hit the character better. The only way to know who she was is by looking at the title/

[levi1190]

It burns not me

[MaicoMoon]

Megyn Kelly is still fuckable.

[salamisumo2]

I'm a conservative and this shit was HILARIOUS!!!

[killian694]

im not even american but dat was fkin hilarious



[silverojo]

OMG, this is a hilarious jab at Megyn "Tokyo Rose" Kelly!

[thesparitan]

OK this is funny.

[ibclappin]

it's funny once you're capable of spotting slime within society

[deftones311100]

im a republican, and thought that was funny. megyn kelly made a stupid comment, so she deserved it anyways.

[thesparitan]

@deftones311100 Your are republican and you think Megyn Kelly might be stupid, or at least made a few stupid comments. You are more endangered than a blue whale and twice as rare.

[kushpuffa420]

this is not funny at all

[asianmalaysian]

"Pepper spray; its a food product."

[Austyg]

Hu-nan red hot chili peppers . . . they're just a variety of capsicum peppers ... like green bell peppers!

Ever broke out into a profuse sweating while having dinner in a Chinese Hu-nan style food restaurant because your lips, tongue, and throat are burning red hot? That's Hu-nan peppers. hah hah hah . . . stupid air-head.

[DoctahDizzle]

Haha...

[Brommes]

79 republicans watched this

[ozpreyarnold]

Man i'd love to make her dessert... cream pie!

[MrIonization]

finally noticed the comment about her family only eating right-wing food

[elektrokuma]

lol, cgi pepperspray

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Funny... but a little TOO heavy handed. A bit much maybe?

[HeavyMetal469]

"not one of these turkeys has a left wing" haha very well played

[omgwtfbbqstfu]

i'd still lend her my penis:D

[EdtheTraveler]

Dumb!!!!

[dafticaldandy]

OMG this was hilarious! whoever disliked this must be one of those guys who automatically dislike funny or die vids because some of them aren't so great.

[marxdesign]

Sooo this is a liberal political propaganda site not comedy? Where are the Obama jokes?

[kaneyp]

@marxdesign so disagreeing with what the women said = being a liberal? Because if thats what you're saying that means you = a fucking tard...

[mszumixer]

@marxdesign I fucking hate people like you. It's called a joke, if you don't like it... don't watch it. It's not propaganda and it's not even liberal, its making fun of a woman who said something really stupid.

[ninjaking333]

Lol muslim mash potatoes.

[candygirl0406]

My turkeys don't come with right wings. What a coincidence! 

[lhooq21]

HAhahahahahah I got a food product for ya!

[alittleolder]

she's right about the occupy wall street people though

[mefano]

Best one yet

[grasshapa007]

Ahahaha

[Jaguwar1804]

"it burns not me for I was conceived in hell fire" hahaha!

[Malanrea]

LOL at the Bachmann book in the back.

[Mr420ways]

peper spray IS derived from cyan peppers! it starts off as a food product and humans fuck with it till its a wepon

[mefano]

@Mr420ways So it is basically not a food product anymore

[Mr420ways]

@mefano haha nope

[thrudakeyholetv]

@Mr420ways whats a wepon?

[Mr420ways]

@thrudakeyholetv the thing i fuck yer ma with

[Mr420ways]

@thrudakeyholetv DUDE GROW UP AND LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE WHAT ARE YOU FUCKIN 12

[thrudakeyholetv]

@Mr420ways you started it you dick licker!

[Mr420ways]

@thrudakeyholetv oh whatever ya big stinky pussy fart

[Mr420ways]

lol @ muslim mashed potatos

[silverdice22]

i like the message but daayum, this vid sucks!

[Brikkwall]

love it!

[fodell10]

biast much?

[VirtOMac]

@fodell10 spell check much?

[MattiAlwaysHappy]

It was funny from 0:00 'til 1:34

[Ramsterous777]

hahahaha... "conceived in hell fire"

[Angeliclily]

EPIC. XDDD

[mrteemumilto]

Funny little conservative ;)

[StyngRay1]

Not as funny but she sure has that psycho facies down pat.

[chazd63]

MMM SMELL THAT!

[fr0nage]

It frustrates me so much that America is full of backwards people like this :(

[Fluffymiyster]

I don't know where to start, but this was actually one of the funny ones!

[Elieja101]

... guess I would do her

[MrIonization]

i just realized it says "fool network" in the corner

[sqwilly19]

anyone else notice michele bachmanns book in the background?

[CharBroiled04]

@FlyingAero

Pepper spray is not a food item. Pepper spray is a WEAPON. "It's basically a food product" is the retards @ Fox's attempt to discredit anyone viewed as liberal.

The sad part is, Fox and I "agree" on this. I'm on UCD PD's side on the incident. But rather than actually make the case for UCD PD (and they have a good one, imo), they give bullshit commentary like "oh, it's not that bad, it's basically a food product!"

[FlyingAero]

@CharBroiled04 I can say the same thing about hot sauce. Both are spicy, inflame your sinus' and hurt like hell. Would people still be complaining if they sprayed hot sauce on people?

[CharBroiled04]

@FlyingAero

If someone made a weaponized derivative of it, then yes, yes they probably would.

Think about it this way, Uranium is just a rock. How bad is a rock, really? Unless, of course, you turn it into a nuclear bomb...

Something that's derived from something, and that original something: 2 completely different things.

And if you sprayed actual hot sauce into someone's face, people probably WOULD complain about it.

[StyngRay1]

hahahaha. dude why blame her. I would say shit for half her money. i mean the audience is borderline retarded so making money there is like a shooting fish in a barrel!

[kuunami]

Brilliant. This video perfectly sums up Megyn Kelly the Fox News droid.

[kuunami]

@mrteemumilto

Whether or not they are drones all depends on what it is that they're telling you not to be. Being that I don't know you, I can't comment on what your "student fellows" are telling you. Megyn Kelly and the folks at Fox News are a different story.

[mrteemumilto]

@kuunami It is not about what I did, but the fact that they claim the group has rights, not somebody single person. There is no victim, there is no worries, they are just intolerant =) Like I said, fucking drones ;)

[kuunami]

@mrteemumilto

I see what you mean. This entire video was poking fun at Megyn Kelly and those like her who are intolerant of others. So it is indeed similar.

[adamk1775]

Injins... lol

[antimarxism]

So they have a butt ugly no-talent chick with a terrible wig, play the hot ass Megyn Kelly.

The only reason anyone would think this is Kelly is because it is in the title.

Pathetic.

[kaisergrendel]

@antimarxism It's hard to tell if this post was a joke or not...

[penguinworm]

@antimarxism How about you just go back to brainstorming on your chalkboard? Here, I'll even help you out: the theme of this particular Web of Vague Associations could be "George Soros".

[SeeGabeGo]

@penguinworm don't bother arguing with that guy. he spends hours on the internet trying to make fun of people because he was neglected and humiliated as a growing up. its the only way he gets attention now.

[AnunnakiPriesthood]

:59 damn

[xplosivelilly]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA HA MUSLIM MASH POTATOES HAHAHA

[tf2weekly]

I don't see what's funny about this. Those occupy wall street hobos really should get a job.

[TMBrd89]

@tf2weekly lol You are too stupid to figure it out. That's because you missed the points about torturing with water boarding, pepper spraying innocent student protesters, and generally turning one's opinion into fact. But oh no you sherlock holmes certainly didn't miss the part about OWS.

[CharBroiled04]

@TMBrd89

I actually disagree with the way the media's covered the UCD PD Pepper spray incident, but Fox didn't cover it any better either. Rather than making an actual case they did their usual "let's lie and make shit up to make liberals or anyone who disagrees with us look bad!" bullshit.

The video was actually pretty funny, nailed her down pat.

[soccermaster0192]

if i was there id say bitch shut the hell up and make a sandwhich...

[blindchauffeur]

really pisses me off when sketch shows waste food. especially when the sketch doesn't even conjure a smile, let alone a laugh

[kaisergrendel]

@blindchauffeur It conjured something for me so not a total waste xD

[yankeeking213]

everyones mad because megyn kelly is way hotter than any girl they will ever get with

[anarimus]

@yankeeking213 Being a complete fucking idiot is not hot.

[TMBrd89]

@yankeeking213 hmmm Sleeping with a hot blonde chick or waking up with my throat slit in the bed..... now that's difficult choice.

[danielaICONiac]

hahahahahhahahhhah not funny

[ederondotcom]

Am I the only one who thought she was doing the FUUUU face on the thumbnail picture?

[fatkid688]

Who spells Megan, Megyn? What a bitch...

[LEDshooter]

99% of the people responding to this video don't know who megyn kelly is.

[MrIonization]

i didn't laugh as much as i do on christwire or the onion but i highly approve of this video

[mysciencenow]

yall got it right this time

[TheAppleInvestor]

Sorry, but it wasn't funny.

[joycloud]

@TheAppleInvestor No, it was freaking hilarious!

[skippydeenice]

@TheAppleInvestor yes it was

[TheAntiPC]

Just when you think funny or die couldnt get anymore liberal.. Then they impress with this. Good job Will, You are in great company in Cali.

[bohnstube]

How a dishonestly edited original "news" (sic!) video (you know, the part preceding the "cruelty" of the "students" being sprayed w/ something so old & weak that it had no effect on anyone except a hysterically sympathetic "news" media) which conveniently never showed "students" surrounding & threatening cops called in to enforce the rights of the vast majority of others to a peaceful life, & which is now seen as just typical whining & was instantly passe, be "joke" fodder? Ask F or D.

[batboyjhg]

There's not a single left wing in this turkey lol

[MobRulesNow]

Megyn Kelly is a cunt!

[zakpyle11]

No we understand political humor just fine. This just wasn't very funny.

[BigDwarren]

24 people hate HOT and spicy food.

[MySwaggIsToFlyForU]

Not sure if losing interest in Funny or die , or took an arrow to the knee

[burgerboot]

Megyn Kelly is actually a liberal.

[Eldwinn]

@burgerboot oh RLY lol

[rith5]

That last quote "It burns not me, for I was concieved in Hellfire" LOL!!

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

Brilliant

[Eldwinn]

what the fuck is this bullshit off the wall tv? FUCK THAT SHITEMRKJEFIWJEFIRHCDJLSFMKQ@~­#!

[R1kuTakao]

Megyn Kelly is... retarded essentially.

[vaultboy4561]

People who think this isn't funny don't get political humour.

[R1kuTakao]

@vaultboy4561 No, I don't get politics, at least from the United States.

[Danshro]

she didnt say "its only a food product theres nothing to worry about" all she said was "it was a form of pepper a food product" NOT FUNNY FOD

[TheAgentAssassin]

@Danshro intent ,tone and delivery

[GreyB94]

This off the wall comedy show is not something i am going to watch

[AbraKadavr8]

she's hawt

[Xazard]

HOT! Both pepper spray and the chick, I'd fuck them both ... in consecutive order

[S4M10L4]

unfunny

[TheBrendanio001]

It burns not me for I was conceived in hellfire. LOL

I'm interested, does anyone in America believe FOX news and think its good, if so how many?

[MySweetSelf]

I wish Megyn Kelly was really like this. LOL muslim mashed potatoes.

[forgottolook]

Why dont you ever do something negative on the LIBERAL MEDIA (SOCIALIST)

[tylerdurden3891]

In the pic for the video, she's making the rage guy face.

[pacman385]

The active ingredient in pepper spray is capsaicin, which is a chemical derived from the fruit of plants in the Capsicum genus, including chilis.

I don't see what was so wrong about what she said.

[scootosan]

i just ejaculated to this....twice

[u2someday]

um.... sorry but I didnt find this funny at all

[nonoo]

lol @ the waterboarding turkey

[bobo27007]

this is ballshit



[171694]

fucking ad

[xtinct2]

@171694 ad?!...what's it an add for...pepper spray?! O_o

[RelinaUlryy]

Dear Megyn Kelly. Cyanide is a food byproduct as well. Bon appetit, dumbass!

[narezul]

i thought this was gonna be something like "who needs hotsauce!?" and then pepper spraying everyone at the table... im kinda dissapointed. you couldnt find anyone to take a real macing in the face?

[123rbert]

LMAO

[Osta379]

Isn't that the broad from the Target commercials?

[Revolution15now]

thanksgiving fun fact: i sleep upside down, like a bat LOL

[taraczerwonka]

damn Im republican...sooo I should prob gooo.....

[moe731990]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA omg u killed me XD sooo funny!!!

[MeNameBeFreidrich]

305th viewer

[MrSieish]

@MeNameBeFreidrich and?

[glasseyelashes]

"injuns were the first illegal immigrants!" 

[YouRMaj3stY]

She's hott

[svenlivingston777]

yup....America's fucked :D

[th3m0vingshad0w]

DELICIOUS!

[autokid15]

Best line:

"It doesn't burn me for I was conceived in hellfire!"

[xtinct2]

"SHE DIDN'T THANK GOD!...she must be an american-hating athiest liberal commie terrorist!" -faux news

[RedEyesLuffy]

uder 300 *-*

[blanco420]

Jesus Christ FoD...what kind of garbage you think passes as comedy baffles me, daily

[autokid15]

That's not Megyn Kelly

Where's the stick up her ass?

[gatorhighlights4]

@autokid15 It's so far up there you can no longer see it.

[themanchild27]

hahahahahahahahashahahaha

[DJMysterico]

^^

[spector080080]

yay



[zomgseriosuly]

BAM

[TheAndrewSHug]

shitty