Jay and Silent Bob

[rudegyal321]

anyone think Jay is kinda sexy?..... XD :$

[KudosKudoce]

@rudegyal321 My ex boyfriend looks like jay lol

[yugt100]

lol i found this by searching "nasty critters" on youtube

[COLUMBINE1818]

79 people couldn't make it look like a Bullfrog.

[galaxias27]

This dude rocked my world with the dutchman

[XxsdeezysmyboyxX]

Dammmmnnnn. xD

[IbanezGuy408]

Then I want you to flick my nutsack whil I spank off into the same Dixie cup. Then we throw the cup out. How the hell did they not laugh when filming this shit.

[tuxyboo]

Ya gotta admit, they did say nasty, an jay got one nasty mind, but at least he did not suggest taking a cheese grater to aforementioned nut-sack while still holding it in bullfrog style

[headphonestream128]

touch me here

[70174]

Dixie cups yo.

[bagnumberthree]

Good lord.

[BlackWater1986]

@djsolace1000 silent bob lost a bet to Jay his forfeit was that he isn't allowed to talk without Jay saying so

I can't remember what the bet was... That's it I'm going to have to rent all the DVDs again to find out!

[shane809887]

I wish i had the balls to go up to a hooker and say this.

[djsolace1000]

silent bob never talks... i wonder why...

[anathoros]

@djsolace1000 he talks in some movies

[gatorsinthebayou]

@djsolace1000 Because he's called silent Bob

[Jzigzags]

@gatorsinthebayou actually he's called "Silent bob" because he doesn't talk

not

he does't talk because his name is "Silent Bob"

[gatorsinthebayou]

@Jzigzags You're wrong again, I take it you haven't seen all the movies... You should do your homework. Mine was a sarcastic remark & not based on anything more than his name, you're trying to state a fact & you're completely wrong, lol

[Jzigzags]

@gatorsinthebayou haha ok I have to be honest with you . . . I didn't see the movie and I look like a dumbsh** lol you would know more about then me because like I said, I didn't see the movie only a few clips <:(

[gatorsinthebayou]

@Jzigzags haha I admire your honesty :oP In one of the movies Silent Bob loses his temper with Jay & shouts at him for a while, it's just random but I think that's the only time he talks... You should see the movie, it's a classic.

[Jzigzags]

@gatorsinthebayou oh yeah I'm pretty sure that I saw that part and the movie looks hilarious from what I saw

(silent bob lost his temper because they were trying to reach Hollywood to talk about some movie that sucked and Jay missed a sign or a truck that was going to help them reach Hollywood right?)

[gatorsinthebayou]

@Jzigzags I can't remember exactly what it was about, I just recall him shouting at Jay at the side of the road.. Well worth seeing!

[McLovin6191]

Is the girl in the pink Kimmy from Full House?????

[Mryourface1997]

man chicks in hollywood r so stuck up

[Mryourface1997]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahbahahahah­ahahahahahaha

[thealexpown]

Kinky

[AssBurgersGr]

witch movie is this from?

[strawberrylegs420]

@AssBurgersGr ITS FROM JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, BUT THEY NEVER PUT THIS PART IN THE MOVIE THATS WHY ITS A DELETED SCENE

[popopopopopopoppe]

the scene with the crack dealer wasnt even close to this one..

[Banminator]

well, at least they threw the dixie cup out

[Regnar42]

Thumbs up if you tried to pull your nuts over your dick to look like a bullfrog!

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Bitches just got served

[matheson2491]

Does anyone know where to find the video of Jay's rap that goes

I'm gonna finger bang her tight little asshole finger bang and tea bag my balls where where in her mouth where where in her mouth balls are sweaty in her mouth balls balls sweaty balls.

[iDementoR]

amm , this is not deleted scene ?

[TheHevquip]

Jay sure likes some weird shit...musta been hangin' out with my mom lately.

[carlosmashiado2]

@TheHevquip sir you win the internet that the weirdest shit i've ever read

[3perfecttones]

I love jay's voice..

[thechubsmeister]

and boom goes the dynamite

[mesolovely1]

hmm, that was intersesting

[Boolglunk]

Silent Bob should really look into being a sign language interpreter.

[Nickallsopp92]

I don't know if its just me but it seems like in everyone of these movies silent bob always gets the fucked up part, while jay gets to have the fun. LMAO, I love this scene though, I nearly died laughing the first time I saw it!

[DarkApostleMatt]

I like

[Scrottobaggns]

Can't believe these fuckin deleted scenes where not even on the fuckin blu-ray as promised, cheap fuckin bastards. Let me guess you have to wait for the super, special, extended, 'dick up the ass with no lube' version. How many fuckin versiosn of the same fuckin movie we gotta fuckin buy to get what we fuckin want...wtf fuck.

[21otakugirl]

@Scrottobaggns jeez you swear like Jay's mom XD

[Scrottobaggns]

@21otakugirl well fuck you, you fuckin square. Do you hear that fuckin guy trying to tell me how to fuckin raise you...that mother fucker man. Whos he fuckin think he is? whats the fuckin worst thing that can fuckin happen, where standing in front of a fuckin store right....fuck.

[21otakugirl]

@Scrottobaggns Fuck Fuck Fuck Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

[shuboy05]

@Scrottobaggns

Kevin Smith had no choice on the matter since they kept getting an NC-17 rating from the MPAA for among other things, this particular scene. He tried cutting some of this scene but it stopped being funny so he just took the whole scene out

[silentbob8201]

@Scrottobaggns Well it's on my DVD sooooooooooooooooooooooo no upgrade for me, like i'd upgrade to Blu with Kevin Smith.

[TrollCapAmerica]

I love how into Silent Bob seems while pantomiming out all those actions

[fistogarona]

omg!!! I am f'n SCREAMING laughing right now!!!

[FrEaKk51]

WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS DELETED?!!

[shuboy05]

@FrEaKk51

Kevin wanted an R rating, the MPAA slapped the movie with NC-17 so the scene had to go.

The MPAA really has no sense of humor, I mean it's only suggestive dialogue.

[TheMultiGunMan]

★★★★★

What movie is this clip from? I don't remember seeing this in any of the movies.

[MrMakeman]

@TheMultiGunMan

It's a deleted scene.

[TheMultiGunMan]

@MrMakeman I see that now. I should have read the video description. LOL.

[macr0machine]

Kevin Smith fucking sucks.

[shane809887]

@macr0machine Fuck you

[macr0machine]

@shane809887 Hey, don't get angry at me- it's not my fault he sucks.

[shane809887]

@macr0machine Well he doesn't suck. The only bad movie he made was cop out and he didn't even write it.

[macr0machine]

@shane809887 Yeah that one and all those other movies he made.

[shane809887]

@macr0machine No the rest are amazing and very funny.

[fistogarona]

@macr0machine oh don't be mad because he's rich and you're not... obviously SOMEBODY out there enjoys his brand- otherwise he'd be as unknown as you!

[Stephanvonbanhammer]

That's how you find a real nasty hoe. hahaha

[CHAINSLAYER121]

Ill take the white one

[jakep1979]

76 people don't like to get nasty.

[420karen1]

Sexy ass smoking love machine :D

I so want him

[420karen1]

I would Tottaly do tht to jay (;

[ZidanexKujaEX]

@420karen1 Desperate much...?

[Collinzzz1994]

15 bucks lil man put that shit in my hand if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe...MY JUNGLE LOVE YEAHHH! XD

[BlackStar844]

I AM THE COMMANDER OF CLIT!!

[mattyb1113]

This shud have made the final cut

[irishgummybear]

I love those guys! You would not have to pay me to get freaky with them.

[makemefunny64]

then we throw the dixie cup away lol

[AurorasWake]

I find this hard to masturbate to.

[ElSancho42]

76 people didn't throw the dixie cup out

[MAKEITRAINONU40]

Hahahahaha I like the concept of them both "spanking" it into a Dixie cup and just tossing it out

[BlackIce620]

i love how after jay tells them what he wants he shrugs his shoulder like its nothing lmao

[ShunsuiKyoraku8]

while i fuckin stick it in your friends brown :D

[0XLilMissCX0]

Lmfao

[TheHawkdaddy]

They're about to get some Jungle Love.

[sheldonallmon1978]

I could say this whole thing with a serious look on my face lol

[achfearamhain]

silent bob is there so deaf people can laugh too

[harrypotter74100]

how many ppl actualy noticed silent bob making the hand motions

[klumsy69]

this isnt on the netflix version = (

[harrypotter74100]

@klumsy69 its not in any version its a deleted scene lol

[sakariadhaval]

muhaha

[msjayelleaye]

tounge my bung. hahahaha xD

[ZSwierczynski]

The white chick is interested in this. The black chick isn't. :(

[sheldonallmon1978]

hahaha i go up to random people and tell them this whole thing and they give me a stupid stare lol

[Ronalgordo]

lol i dont understand every word that he says at all because i speak spanish, but it doesnt sounds really good and too nasty xDDD

[XxOhMyJizzxX]

Talk about kinky...o.o

[TayTayBabyBear]

LmaoxD

[stevenjsmith1903]

gr8 movie

[shmiddy]

Then I want you to pull my nutsack over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog!

[rockerseven]

i love silent bobs reactions to it all while jay explains it lol

[ShadyNinja248]

Were can i find people like this?

[dead3y3]

@ShadyNinja248 everywhere. they just tend not to stand out.

[ShadyNinja248]

@dead3y3 Awesome! I guess i will look harder.

[awsomesauce97]

snoogans

[westloz310]

75 people didnt have 50 bucks

[dbzelda123]

@westloz310 fuck you

[westloz310]

@dbzelda123 lol ur one of those people hahaha

[MisterLambs]

But don't stick you finger in? What the fuck?

[warmaker911]

love kevin smith moviesb

[jknoxville333]

HAHAHAHA JAY AND SILENT BOB FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!

[torturedgenius314]

@blargityish My guess is if she was capable of that level of thought, and reason she wouldn't be a whore.

[mratoth]

a bull frog!!! lmfao

[TiffanyWeresow]

Silent Bob 's face !

Look at what he does in this

[Red8640]

Oh that's it honey, I quit. This job just hit the point of no return.

[noahangleblood]

press like if u watched this and know that the guy who plays as silent bob is really the creator for the jay and silent bob movies

[sodonewithearth]

transvestite genderless idea pretending to be women who are really pretending to be men. And this somehow makes sense....lol...yea riiiiiight im the crazy one lol

[otacon1000]

0:40 is it wierd that i do that

[mokaszin]

silent bob looks like a fat dave grohl

[estiffarm]

smell your titties for a while

[sk8luv333]

"To make it look like a bullfrog!"

[FUHKK0FF]

Epic :)

[dglsmcky]

Than we throw the Dixie cup out

[VersusSEED]

Silent Bob's reactions make it feel alive with butthole grease Chilly Fires AWW yeah

[lamogand]

this is how you stop prostitution.

[defpet1]

Why the hell did they delete this scene? it would 've made the movie even funnier then it already is.

[XxSYCOSLAYER15xX]

Aaahahahahahahahaaahahahahahah­ahahahahaaaaaa thats sooo fucking funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[istandsalone]

i wonder if jay or silent bob had any kids

[rsgizzer]

I wanna smell you're titties for a while.

[Verom89]

This scene is cut in the French version ahaha

[jamesnadam]

Thumbs up if Sean sent you here :)

[JayJayBevan]

@jamesnadam omg. he did :')

[jimjo1202]

hahaha XD 

[singmesoftkitty]

mommytard? xD

[elspiclatino]

haha that shits fucken jokes

[OrgasmicPancakes]

Silent Bobs faces are hilarious. Hes so cool.

[dusty42482]

But don't stick your finger in......hahaha

[bruinsfleetcommander]

well ... the girl did say nasty

[MyFace43]

This is from one of the comic books. Exactly same speech. Hillarious!

[DH2020]

74 people are so stuck up

[spencegame]

now i know how to mess with hookers

[HollowsRebellion]

EPIC!!!!!!!!! (nastyness...)

[MrPornogoregrinder]

Jay fucking sounds like Stevo from jackass

[1I2NX3]

Movie's name is "Jay and Silent Bob strike back" ;-)

[milko097]

What's the movie's name?

[gagatep450]

haha if only there was more people like jay prostitution count would be so low

[XDraydenReapZX]

lol bullfrog

[hannahohfourteen]

"So it looks like a bullfrog."

[Thatsbitchen211]

My gawd Jay is so fucking hot! 

[twise96]

i woulda said

i want u in the wite wing 2 lay on ur back, while the girl the pink take's a shit on u while u blowing me,then Silent Bob will jack off in a dixie cup and one of gonna have 2drink it, then i want u get a pan and put da pan in the black girl butt and lick the brown.

then i want Silent Bob to throw up on all of u whlie i jack off in a dixie cup at the same time, then i want u to eat Silent Bob throw up and drink my skit in the cup, then we throw the dixie cup away.

[flippinfl00b]

dude i fuckin lost it when he said "then i wanna smell your fuckin titties for a while..."

[jb19941]

lmao so y wasnt this in the movie

[Alsgirlfriend]

xDD Oh my god.

[thesonicway2]

that should have been in the fuckin movie!!!

[kreugerpranka]

73 people drank from the dixie cup instead of throwing it out

[Buzette123]

i refreshed the whole page just to vote " ThumbsUp " 10times (:

[ByMeOverHere]

73 people didn't throw the Dixie cup out :D

[jtmichaelson]

Now I know how to revive prostitutes into a cleaner and healthier life. But you gotta throw the Dixie cup away.

[sleto0818]

you can pull my nut sack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog....LMFAO epic

[GRIMSREVENGE253]

"WHAT?" their hookers , what they got standards now...LOL These type of videos almost makes life worth living......GRIM.

[twise96]

lolz hahaha wtf lol

[ramirosan145]

i like the face silent bob makes when jay says "and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog"..matter of fact, all his facial expressions are pure gold...way better than dialog.

[dolippa]

Silent Bob´s facial expressions are just GOLDEN

[C0r3d33zNutz]

hahahahaha claaaaaaaaaaaaassic

[theoneandonlysarab]

Jay is like, sexy ;D

[Smokeyg1972]

Just in time for Valentines day

[JulieLynn92090]

lmaooo

[rockandroll3421]

Hahahahahah, funny as fuck

[hanibalsmith69]

i went to high school with jay in highlands n.j. jay really worked at the quiky mart in leonardo lol

[babysealsareyummy]

Was the hooker in the pink shirt zooey deschanel?!?!?!

[joshdrock]

@babysealsareyummy the weird part is, it doesnt look or sound anything like her.

[missbeachum21]

hum i am really lonely any guys want to cam let me know

[1123jsm]

holy fuck..yeaaah she said nasty hahahaha....nice jay...

[MrMfrey]

jay is gay

[theoneandonlysarab]

@MrMfrey He isn't gay he is obviously straight if he is wanting to bang a female.

[Calick]

Holy shit, no wonder why it was deleted xDDDDDD

[herreracortes15]

Silent Bob looks like a fat silent Dave Grohl

[gidgtink]

Kevin smith is my dads sisters husbands brothers cousin friend. I met him once. I neva meet jay :( he in rehab

[EliteDuffman]

And THIS they delete.. this was epic! :3

[zerbo803]

Now these r real new jersians not the jersey shore!

[whatthefuck386]

and who was it that said that backdoor sluts 9 wasent dirty?

[MrWarhawk417]

"She said nasty man chicks in hollywood are so stuck up." IMFAO