Harry Hill TV Burp - Snog, Marry or Avoid?

[TheTerminator1238]

whats the song that plays during the first chick?

[TheSmashBadger]

@TheTerminator1238 Calvin Harris - Acceptable in the 80s

[TheTerminator1238]

@TheSmashBadger thanks mate ;D

[mi9worm]

can someone please tell me song 'livin my life' lyrics on storms sketch 0:55

[mi9worm]

@mi9worm artist and track title please :-)

[kawukm22kaw]

@mi9worm . the song is Glamerous by fergie.

[mi9worm]

@kawukm22kaw thanks :-)

[mi9worm]

'marry'! lol

[Sevandlily4ever]

Gawd hewlp meeeeh!!! XD

[YouGottaLoveRock]

AAAA-void.

[ericacakes]

"because you look like a total tramp" legend

[pandoggg]

marry

[TheHotFucking]

shag

[wwe697]

i love boobies. not bobbies

[awesomehorses1]

because you look like a tramp LMFAO

[coltsuperocean10]

....proper fucking "avoid" at all costs!! She is a s dog!

[mattgwade]

wow someone at 2:16 has got one weird laugh lmao!!!!

[carlstss]

75quid for that, pffffttt fucking rip off these days.

[BlatentlyBooshified]

To be fair, the first one doesn't wear that much makeup, she just lists it all and thinks it's a lot. Black eyeshadow, gold eyeshadow, eyebrow pencil, eyebrow gel, foundation, concealer; pretty sure Michelle Phan uses more than that in her videos.

It' s the fake tan which is really excessive.

[djsing001]

whats with the woman cackling at 2:16?

[keyblade280]

7 people sent bobbies not boobies

[TheOmalley666]

harry i couldn't agree with more, but... DAAAAAAAAAAMN, the first girl has a NICE ass !!!!!

[leothelion19]

yeah about 7f quid

[ZzJACOBz]

lmao but i woud marry michaela lol

[PokeXpertoX]

no underwear marry

[sarah5758]

perhaps the most embarrasing one ever!

[Marsden117]

well the cops are wearing boobies on their heads

[dageezerboi]

I feel like 100$ lmao!!!

[dageezerboi]

I feel like 100$ lmao!!!

[MrArekusa]

I like how Harry Hill is a real comedian that says what he really thinks.. any other male comedian would've just said "I'd hit that"

[quixot1c]

I feel like a $100. lmao, dumbass

[lordbesty]

A foxy tramp all the same phwooooaaaaarrrrrrrr

[MaNia69MuKe]

The second woman's boobs make me cry. ;-;

[vansbabe]

fighhht! LOL!!!

[dannyburboxer]

THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, FIGHT!!! XD

[getstarted716]

6 people have no sense of humour/

[sausagedogmcgee]

The original game was "snog marry kill", I think. That would make a more interesting show.

[Gcole200]

I wish they would show that fight!

[truckerboy93]

I'd marry them both Michaela and storm .the tramp and the £75 quid one.

[angrydog3101]

2:17 LOVING that womans "Ha Ha!"

[lordbesty]

@angrydog3101 Sounds like that kid from the simpsons

[theredlion92]

coz u look liek a total tramp!!!!! wtf! harry hill is freakin genius!!!! hahahahahahhahaha

[thewrightclan]

NOT BOBBIES! BOOBIES!

[picalina123]

ooooooowh i want cake face girls clothes

[LANBritain1]

Ahhhhhhhhh no boobies :(

[TheBiancab17]

im caked in make up!

avoiddd.....

[FloralFlowerBabe]

because i love mermaids and i love ....... boobies.

[luna1463]

jeez... 'storm'... loola cherry... you can hear the audiences sighs of disgust.. never ditta von teese love.. you've got to be attractive if u wana do burlesque!

[dan40v]

MARRY THEM BOTH!!!

[SirBanuTheFourth]

i remember wen me and my friend met Harry Hill. He was doing a charity gig for my friend who had cancer, and Harry was there. he signed a piece of paper for me. it was a great night!

[tanya1234hyde]

dude,....that first woman had a fuckng nice asssss

[Rachiejane1]

LOVE Harry Hill - he used to work at the hospital I was born in - used to be a doctor! What a ledge...!

[CombinedProductionz]

Harry hills the best, those women are bunch of slags tho

[kingpinkkid]

love the fight at the end



[danjsy]

Nudge, hold or collect the jackpot !

[chemicalgonads]

Hahaha , so funny! I think the two girls with the tattoos look quite cool but just a tad OTT for a night out I would say!

[tomalty1991]

Avoid 

[reallovesearchers]

i love boobies! lol

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

£75 lol

[SwitchbladeIntensity]

I don't think the crowd could have shouted "FIGHT!" any louder.

[SKullPancakes]

@SwitchbladeIntensity i think they were excitefd about the boobies

[lilgmichael]

"Because you'd look like a total tramp."

My answer was Rape

[Comedy1Channel]

2:15 someone goes Baaaha

[barSLS]

"Because you look like a total tramp." LMAO

[Leanashe23]

"God help me" LOL

[oscarholland2]

Because you look like a total tramp ha that was hilarious and totally needed

[petrucci15]

how can 3 people dislike this?!!?! maybe its the tramp and her boobs voting? :P

[GlowingLight141]

Those slags got owned by Harry LMAO I wanna show this to the barbie dolls in my school XDDD

[hatty4444]

coz I like mermaids and boobies XD

not bobbies boobies xD

[luna1463]

That michaela is gorgeous though, why does she do all that shit?! she's young and sweet . aww.

[araregoodguy]

jeez.. peasents

[BODYGCB]

this man is legend

[britturk123]

harry hill king of comedy

[BRBSIE2]

This is hilarious.

[sunnybeach897]

Fuck guurl how much makeup do you need. I like mermaids and... Boobies!!!

[UltimateDeliciousPie]

Not bobbies....BOOBIES!, the amount of times I've made that mistake,

[luna1463]

mikella is a very pretty girl, seems sweet. She doesnt need to wear so much make up!!

"Storm" is hideous.. she looks so old! Kind of leathery... ugh... cover up

[Hrolfgartheviking]

Mikella - could be hot but wears too much slap

Storm - upper brain is conflicting with lower brain. Come back later

[louiecostello]

@Hrolfgartheviking HAHAHAHA. always listen to the lower brain

[MrArekusa]

@louiecostello HAHAHAHA. cause that will get you far in life right?

Fucking men..

[hfdpayner]

storm is well fit man i dont care if she looks like a tart

[1mc001]

@hfdpayner SHES FAKE

[hfdpayner]

@1mc001 so's most of the things i love in life, like movies, books and most of the stuff in "the sun"

[1mc001]

@hfdpayner hahaha lmao, very clever :)

[louiecostello]

@hfdpayner lovely tits

[Collistos]

they all ugly in reality lol and they act like benders hahaha, monkeys more clever.........weird spoiled freaks.....wow maaan, gas them all.

[lankygit101]

0:42 "I love the naked body, so why not go out half naked?" Essentially a slut trying to sound intelligent when she says she goes out with the sole purpose of getting fucked by as many guys as possible in one evening.

[lankygit101]

0:42 "I love the naked body, so why not go out half naked?" Essentially a slut trying to sound intelligent when she says she goes out with the sole purpose of getting fucked by as many guys as possible in one evening.

[monkeyboy007007]

"I don't know whether to nudge, hold or collect the jackpot!" LMFAO

[monkeyboy007007]

"I don't know whether to nudge, hold or collect the jackpot" LMFAO

[GirlyBabex]

God help me! D-:

[drsmokesweed]

harry hill hit the nail on the head ""because you look like a total tramp""

[jimmypop652]

HARRY HILL IS THE MOST ANNOYING KNOB I HAVE SEEN ON TV.

HE SHOULD TONE DOWN THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS A BIT DO U THINK?

FIRST TIME I WATCHED HIM I THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING A FIT, turns out he was just laughing.

[TheCobraUK]

ha ha...sooo funny!! Harry hill the legend! nice upload and bigger nice one as your a Villa fan...god bless AV!

[timelady1994]

I said Boobies not bobbys LMAO

[tomalty1991]

Avoid!

[Bighairyfart]

100 d0llars lol

[sweetappletits]

omg the second girl is jus askin for rape..no underwear on lool

[luna1463]

@sweetappletits what a disgusting thing to say. No woman deserves rape.

[sweetappletits]

@luna1463 no1 deserves it! i jus sed shes askin for it cos she sed on national tv that she has no underwear on..she mite even be attracted to rapists ya neva know. some silly women jus knowingly draw the attention of pervs wen they walk around alone at night i.e. drunk, with very little clothes even in the middle of winter, talkin to absolute strangers in alleyways tryina be nice, helpin complete strangers out, etc we jus av 2 b careful das all am sayin cos most rapists never get caught

[FredericaBimble]

@sweetappletits: My dear, rape is about power - not sex. Rapists look for victims. Rape is NEVER the victim's fault.

Say that to yourself because the attitude you have now is exactly what predatory types look for. NO ONE DESERVES TO BE RAPED. Learn that and learn it fast. When you believe that people "deserve" crimes against them, YOU will attract that to yourself. Remember that.

[sweetappletits]

@FredericaBimble hey were both female am nt gna argue with u about what females deserve rape and what dont because its a serious crime and everyone can get raped. @FredericaBimble hey were both female am nt gna argue with u about what females deserve rape and what dont because its a serious crime and everyone can get raped. i never sed she deserved it i sed she was" asking" for rape. read the comment properly lol.

[sweetappletits]

@FredericaBimble anyway wat u sed about men raping women bcos of their need to excercise power is right, especially mysogynistic and sadistic men and also those in societies with weak law enforcement and dominant males. bt ur forgettin the sex industry! everyone watches porn and sees it as sexy and roleplay or fake but most women are raped and abused in reality there for the benefit of the industry and used as sex objects.

[sweetappletits]

@FredericaBimble this girl is epitomizing that. the short skirt, exposing flesh i mean call me old fashioned but its obvious in raunchy music videos as well with very little clothes. sex sells this girl can choose not to dress that way but she still does and late at night as well.most women in the sex industry dnt have a choice. av seen girls who walk home late and night scantily dressed, alone, drunk, nt expecting to be raped. But who says they wont?? i mean they might not u cnt b too careful

[sweetappletits]

@FredericaBimble av been followed by weirdos a few times late at night whilst on my own coming from the club but luckily nothin bad's happened to me. But some other girls r not so lucky. But the girl in the video also needs to be careful in general. das all am sayin! am nt sayin dnt dress sexy but also look after urself. its very horrible but u shud read this article and find out exaclty what i mean. it talks about how women are raped and tortured behind the scenes of porn movies

[helloimearl1]

@sweetappletits will u ever stfu about rape got

[sweetappletits]

@helloimearl1 make me :D

[helloimearl1]

@sweetappletits no now stfu

[Limerick4liam]

Because you look like a total tramp! HA HA! Hilarious!

[sportsfanaticsajm]

Actually in all honesty Mikhayla's transformation was brilliant, she seemed a nice girl on the show, and hey she's got a body she's going to flaunt it. Hopefully she's kept her transformation up and has toned it down abit.

Storm is just the kind of person you know has been touched up by half the Spurs and West Ham squad if she's ever been to Faces nightclub in London.

[ajpfore]

i live in herne bay! :D

[Lala2616]

Oh dear at those women.

LOL at Harry Hill

:D

[opryhunter]

AAAVOID XD

[JackWilson94]

we all no we wud do these girls but never call

[lucyandnyuuatonce]

yes, the chauvinists amongst us. IE: you sir

[Jonnybanks90]

"....AVOID"

[hfdpayner]

i've worn shirts that are tighter than that birds fanny!

[spacecake79]

what a dumb slut storm she looks like a tranny...thicko....funniest damn slut i have evr seen

[EMZ2T7]

i think the girl from snog marry avoid is gorizz

[asifiwould2]

I don't know, should you?

[asifiwould2]

and apparently, you can't spell it to be sure.

Double dispointing.

[49natyluvscake94]

because you look like a total tramp.....soooo funny legend!! bout £75 quid!!!

[IIsSparKkzII]

Lol, Not bobbies, Boobies!! xD

One of the funniest episodes imao

[zionravescene]

LOL, Copenhagen

[Hysteria98]

this man is god, tv critic god!

[ghw14]

2.18 nelson munce is in the audience

[MegaShaneyboy]

i dont think you need any underwear

MARRY

[th3matchless]

Love the way he says "Because you look like a total tramp" lol Harry is one of the best

[thedoctor2199]

AVOID.

[harrietmichaelajones]

She wore that outfit for Swankys Tribal theame in Leeds . . ..at Swankys people walk around topless so its not a big deal!

[TEG]

Skanky people walk around topless...

[bbluvinarsenal]

"i love the naked body so why not go out half naked?"

...

because you look like a total tramp!

i love harry hill :)

[EvanescenceRULEZ01]

"because you look like a total tramp ... " lmao that was funny

[8alih]

oh man lol

[kevinbenjackson]

Awesome! I was looking out for the knitted character, you cant win one anymore but you can get it from harryhillknittedcharacter. com I believe. Oh, and AVOID for Storm!

[sarah5758]

i'll bear that in mind! thanks for that!

[AdamBob89]

Avoid!

[2puttking]

storm...eh a bag over her head please!

[HipHopAndGrime]

Harry hill is probaly the funniest man ever

[Y3MZ1]

i no lool

[icanatrix]

0.41 had me drooling!

[Ryan20689]

She is Hot !

[SrWilson3s]

Bet shes fugly with all the cake off ;)

[sarah5758]

you mean all the make up off?

[SrWilson3s]

correct lol

[FreeInquisition]

She did have a great arse though...

[queensofia123]

i hate these slags

[XxCrazygal2007xX]

'Yeah about 75 quid..' LOL cheap! Harry Hills a legend

[HollieTash]

At the end, I was waiting for Harry to say 'boobies'. And even though I knew it was coming, as soon as he said it, I laughed so hard. XD

[FatFelan]

Because You Look Liikee A Total TRAMP!! Harry..xD

[museangel3]

@FatFelan

AAAAAAVOOOIIDDDDDD lol

[INNATEHUMAN]

@FatFelan BRILLIANT!!!!!!

[FatFelan]

Fuck, Shes Fakeeeeeee...

[lunar891]

pause at 1:00 wheres the rets of the eyeshadow? or did she get a black eye O.o?

[bigkitten]

Fluoridated water strikes again!!!

[DaisyJMoore]

...Because you look like a total tramp

[asifiwould2]

Nobody notice that amusing comment there,

"I feel like a hundred dollars,"

So you don't know your millions from your thousands or your hundreds or tens?

Disapointing.

[asifiwould2]

Failing to notice one's country of origin (UK) is the same as yours? Fail.

Senseless comment? Double fail.

Knowledge of decimalss so bad you must enforce your anger on others? Epic Fail.

[Videomakerpro]

Nice putdown thee mate, top class!

[brwhizz]

Don't make all us Brits look bad, and besides, we are the most obese country in Europe.

[Liolar43]

"I dunno whether to nudge, hold or go for the jackpot." XDDD

[bluegrasslass]

Storm  worst nose job ever!

[slr0084]

worst tit job ever lmao!

[BangingTheKeyboard]

"...marry" lmao

[birdtomahawk]

this comedy is utterly complete. excellent job harry!

[MrFryhead957]

God help me. LOlL ;)

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

And the best part is that is it's all true!

[computer11111111111]

"Because you look like a total tramp" LOL well said Harry

[thewhitegoldfish]

such a brilliant delivery of the boobies line.

[xDemmyDubzx]

Omg !

That storm is a COMPLETE slag :O

[whysoserious1990]

nice ass makala but in the words of harry........AVOID

[joellyshooshoo]

LOOL it's so deservingly cruel