Snakes On A Plane Three Funny Bits!

[ninjadragonblade]

1:13 serves him right

[101mrmeatball]

The guy had tarrable pain after the attack the snake dies of aids haha

[BlueLeopard200]

Kenan without Kel

[austin647392]

Fucking dick get of my dick so um how is a dick on ur dick O_O

[MrTorardlol]

new dick = new wife

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

haha, hope he's not a virgin

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!! FUCKIN SNAKE GOT MY DICK!!!!

[ilikecheese12step]

oooof who wants a bj from a snake

[ilikecheese12step]

always look where your pissin because something might bite ya dick

[Gaming4Newbs]

Who doesn't look where they're spraying?

[TheMossfan84]

U piss on a snake u loss ya dick lmao

[joshua12345a]

the last bit:if i was him i would just stop resisting and injoy it

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Why does he get to bring a gun on a plane but when I do I get sent to jail for five years?

[PerryThePlatypus3]

hahaha kenan. 

[pugmax1]

FUCKING SNAKE GET OFF MY DICK lol

[sinceredragon09]

how would tht kill him wtf

[themazii]

@sinceredragon09 nigga please... its poison

[itachi93674]

lol is that playstation or xbox lol

[TheNerdGangster]

that snake would know how to counter r. kelly greatly!

[legendofspades2004]

LMAO HE PISSED ON THE SNAKE THE SNAKE DUCKED AND KNOCKED HIM INTO THE WALL

[iShallStealUrSkittle]

That last part scared me :( that why i watch my toilet when i pee. 

[slvice14]

I feel dumber for having watched that. =(

[nintendomania12]

Im NEVER going on pacific airlines after that.

[HartsfieldSpotting]

@nintendomania12 There's no such airline.

[MrFireman6969]

a movie so bad that its funny

[1xlottiex1]

snake bit off my dick

[ImDino]

"get off my dick!!!" hahahaha

[Thecoolestchick93]

Haha crotch bite! I bet it makes you think twice before you pee in a toilet on a plane!

[irishpodge121]

i lov da way dat black lad talks

[AdelaideUnited4Life1]

enough is enough! i have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! now everybody strap in, i'm about to open some fucking windows!

[pspgo284]

them snackes must have peest him off

[TheSportsComedy]

This is why I never piss in a public toilet!

[8havi]

the biggest PIMP that a know!

[GhettoBlaster100]

"I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!"

[PrinceSultan]

That mother fucken snake was GAY! LMAO

[yoyoyo2463]

Blowjob lol

[masterericard]

@yoyoyo2463 You son of a... ahahaha...

[yoyoyo2463]

@masterericard lol

[arkmay3]

WOWW that looked like Jason Newsted (formerly of Metallica) at 1:22

[garzadrc]

my brother from another mother

[gennkill]

1:12.. and thats why i always stare at my penis..

[illegalleopard88]

he pulled out his gun and then put it back in his pants literally after 3 seconds he pulled it out.

[aaaaddddaaa]

MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE you dont know HOW many times i've said this

[shortcomings22]

Snakes on a dick!

[rockkong1]

THAT SNAKE SUCKED DICK

[DliZARDMON]

1:13 0.o

[nicolasprince68]

Haha

"ps2 or Xbox ??ps2!!

Omfg we Will die

[Flameingchaos]

OMGOMGOMGOMG trouser snake!

[Zooroonies]

the guy kinda deserved to get bit in the dick cuz he peed on the snake hahaha

[sinthuxmachina]

let's open some fuckin windows!

[Rohan233]

LOL @ TROY, what an awesome Pilot XD!, would definitely wanna fly with him , "Aight yo wassup wassup.... The awesome fighting aces squadron"

[jubjub5721]

"FUCKING SNAKE BIT MY DICK!!!!!!!!!" LMAO!! god damn that would hurt...

[taylertorture]

poor guy, his dick....

[ewilliamsrules]

Snake blowjob

[mzprettyface2009]

lolz

[davvvvo]

cock suker snake

[blademaster12321]

@davvvvo killer blowjob :)

[fangs4eva]

lmao

"and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest piss that i kno"

[evilkoolaidman1]

lol he said pimp.

[breddan96]

He said PIMP xD

[RoldanIncorporated]

Why would they do such a thing, snakes do not bite other snakes.

[beh1310]

the pilot part is FUNNY

[AfroNinja0077]

Wow sucks to be that guy

[Chicothechef]

Haha you missed the best part with the last guy!

He whips out his privates and asks "how my big boy doing?" or semething like that lol

[frodonet]

LMAO...get off my dick!

fuckkkkkkk

[rockz4lfe]

i cryed when the snake bit the guys O.O wing wang, WHY WOULD THE DIRECTOR PUT THAT IN THE MOVIE...

[SonicGirlLightYear]

It's not exactly PG-13, now, is it?

[Zooroonies]

@SonicGirlLightYear nope, its rated R. at first it was PG-13 but they wanted it to be rated R so they added more violence, language, and nutidy

[JenkBigQ]

look on the bright side, at least he got some head before he died lol

[rdsspf]

i literally rolled on the floor laughing when the guy said "fucking snake get off my dick!"

[NnyAndJay]

AH FUCK!..Fucking snake bit off my dick!

[vollygirl59]

omg.....the dick biting was totally uncalled for!

O_O

no man should ever go thru that kind of pain.....fuck!!

[Harnolb]

1:12 - It's big snake versus little snake, lol!

[Bruzzo14]

lol...the bit on dick didnt kill him...HIM freakin out..the hittin his head ON the mirrow THEN on the wall...killed him...SURE that HAS GOT TO HURT LIKE A BITCH...but...lol...if he didnt freak out like that...he wouldent have died...lol

[lilksweezy]

really? so you're saying that no dude would have freaked out and saw a snake bite his dick. he's not gonna rationally think what he's gonna do.

[frodonet]

haha

[Ratchettheman]

FUCKING OUCH

[bluevipa]

lol get off my dick!

[brandyn50]

ouch!!!!!!!!!!

[darkarlox]

oww!!!!!

[kantharalak]

god im glad i missed that shit bomb

[nosferatu671]

best line in the movie"thats it iv had with these motherfucken snakes on this motherfucken plane".

[rocksiepwnz]

amen

[911mandundundunnnn]

best part is when he throws the dog at boa constrictor

[OoOJakeOoO]

LoL