Song 3: 'Twas on that clear, September morn, part of us that died was soon reborn. And Liberty, she raised her righteous hand. Soon all of the USA, fell to calling her to save... Come all you patriots from across this land. Evil to our shores has come, men with violent intentions. And they're tryin' to stop us from having abortions. All cuz every woman has the right to kill her fetus, day or night. And they can't take our abortions away. Abortions, apple pie, USA.
i like human giant, i honestly do but seriously alot of their video just plain don't make any sense just like this one cause really a band wouldn't just play a song they haven't personally listened to also they practice before going on stage.
Not everyone hated the Dixie chicks, only a select few ignorant conservatives. It just so happens that country music is very popular with the conservative crowd- hence the interest in the Dixie Chicks anti-Bush statements. Freedom of speech works both ways- you can say what you like and others are free to say what they like back, the important part to remember is that you can speak your mind publicly without fear of government persecution; a freedom not enjoyed around the world.
The guys want to do one and MTV is open to the idea, but Aziz's roles on Parks & Recreation and in various movies are throwing a wrench in the works (Aziz doesn't have the time he needs to contribute).
1,2 red white and blue I ain't no prius driving, sandal wearing, blue state soy milk, hippy hair, and I'm a red white and crew cut 4th of july. Take off that turban or I'll spit in your eye. I want my coffee black syrup on a short stack a rifle rack cooking jack a win in Iraq, think gays should wed just like the bible said.... cuz jesus was as gay as a christmas sled.... And I'm A O.K with 2 dudes &$#@ing in bed.
1,2 red white and blue I ain't no prius driving, sandal wearing, blue state soy milk, hippy hair, and I'm a red white and crew cut 4th of july. Take off that turban or I'll spit in your eye. I want my coffee black syrup on a short stack a rifle rack cooking jack a win in Iraq, think gays should wed just like the bible said.... cuz jesus was as gay as a christmas sled.... And I'm A O.K with 2 dudes &$#@ing in bed.
I'm a red white and crew cut... fourth of July!
hershelmccoy 1 week ago
Is the guitar Aziz uses bedazzled? Hahaha
rlkahl 1 week ago
I'm surprised they didn't shot the brown one first.....
depp8444 1 month ago
abortions, apple pie and USA
BRILLIANT!!
VegaRocksTheRoses 3 months ago
Don't they rehearse these songs first??
NemethBooshi 5 months ago 10
how's that fake tan paul?
Good.
WHAT THE FUCK PAUL?
billyhay 5 months ago
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"How are those cashews KC?"
"These are good..."
"What the fuck KC?!"
laxplaayaa 6 months ago
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Hows those cashews KC?
These are good -
WHAT THE FUCK KC?
kurpize 6 months ago
"How are those cashews KC?"
"These are good..."
"What the fuck KC?!"
Orquet 6 months ago
abortions apple pie USA
MsGypsyBiker 6 months ago 5
top comment says exactly the same...
eduardo0796 7 months ago 3
Also nice of whoever shot him to let him finish the song. Just saying.
darayneman 7 months ago
Surprised this doesn't have more views. Pauls first reaction... Priceless.
darayneman 7 months ago
May hap it does... may hap it does....
Pr0x1mo 8 months ago
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"HOW ARE THE CASHEWS KC?"
"These are Good.."
"WHAT THE FUCK KC!"
pantsongrnd 8 months ago
seriously? two top comments are the same? and why didn't they just read the songs before he sung them?
higjgofjbifd 8 months ago
abortions, apple pie, USA. My 3 favorite things (in that order).
TheCoasterGod 8 months ago
"Mayhap it does, mayhap it does."
mayhaps1 9 months ago
aborations apple pies usa XD
Ekissaemega 10 months ago 4
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Hows those cashews KC?
These are good -
WHAT THE FUCK KC? ROFLMAO
Cdubzhappy 11 months ago
People who quote the video we are all watching are simpletons. Go annoy others.
MindfulFuture 11 months ago
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dogpad5 1 year ago
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dogpad5 1 year ago
Song 2:
Hey! Listen up Pedro and listen good,
we don't need you sneakin' in our neighborhood.
You come in proper and you raise your right hand
and pledge your allegiance to this glorious land.
Then you've earned the right to burn the red, white, and blue.
You can piss on the flag and wipe your ass with it, too.
dogpad5 1 year ago 4
Song 1:
I aint no Prius-driving, sandal-wearing,
blue state soy milk gippy herring (?).
I'm a red, white, and crew cut... 4th of July.
Take off that turban or I'll spit in your eye!
I want my coffee black, syrup on a short stack,
rifle rack, cooking jack, a win in Iraq!
I think gays should wed, just like the Bible said.
Cuz Jesus was as gay as a Christmas sled.
And I'm a-OK with two dudes f'kin in bed...
dogpad5 1 year ago 4
@dogpad5 i believe he says hippy hair and
AgentCarter 10 months ago
@dogpad5 I think he says hippy haired
Pr0x1mo 8 months ago
what am i gonna tell big and rich?!!
what am i gonna tell brooks and Dunn?!!
jcsundevil 1 year ago
perhaps the best song ever?!?!@?# :D
mxstar267 1 year ago
just somethin upliftin.lol
Tdanceman2007 1 year ago
abortions, apple pie, USA
scootsogle 1 year ago 8
funniest part waS WHEN HE GOT SHOT
ground2zero1 1 year ago
I speak spanish and I cannot understand what he's singing T_T, can someone write the three songs ? thanks =)
BloodWritter14 1 year ago
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thefrickenfilmcritic 1 year ago
Wouldn't it be alittle more safe if they checked KC's lyrics? I'm just saying that seems like a hole in the story.
TheAnarchoKommie 1 year ago
"and im a ok with 2 dudes f-ckin in bed" haha he looks so goofy when he says that
503goonie 1 year ago
Bring Human Giant Back to TV.
See my channel for the link!!!! (See Channel Description!)
toofreakinawesome 1 year ago 4
@toofreakinawesome I totally agree!! LOL!!! I love this show
caridyer13 1 year ago
Those BBQ Boys got themselves into a real pickle... LMAO
mashakos 1 year ago 6
xD i love that final chorus... Abbortions apple pie, and usa... xD
otharennaur 1 year ago 4
abortions apple pie and u.s.a. ......lol!
lemmyliquor 1 year ago 7
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i like human giant, i honestly do but seriously alot of their video just plain don't make any sense just like this one cause really a band wouldn't just play a song they haven't personally listened to also they practice before going on stage.
kouish 1 year ago
lol it's like the Dixie Chicks, speak your mind and America hates you.
MAPLELEAFSdennis 1 year ago 4
Not everyone hated the Dixie chicks, only a select few ignorant conservatives. It just so happens that country music is very popular with the conservative crowd- hence the interest in the Dixie Chicks anti-Bush statements. Freedom of speech works both ways- you can say what you like and others are free to say what they like back, the important part to remember is that you can speak your mind publicly without fear of government persecution; a freedom not enjoyed around the world.
jakesilv 1 year ago
Those BBQ boys got themeselves into a real pickle
ssbio4re99 2 years ago 8
is he the only open-minded red-neck ever?!
emopinata77 2 years ago 11
@emopinata77 yet it's still less probable than an indian country singer
mauricemoss89 5 days ago
abortions, apple pie and usa hahahahaha lo
chivoelefante 2 years ago 5
Thid reminds of whitest kids you know i go totaly gay for America
acidshark13 2 years ago
jesus was a gay as a christmas sled!
fentonyoung 2 years ago
it's too bad nobody told him to finger pick the banjo instead =p
ant1ph0n 2 years ago
Abortions, apple pie and USA!!! Hahahaha
vismundcignus 2 years ago 8
Some of the funniest shit out there.
ArmpitNoises 2 years ago 3
haha the drummer bailed after kc was shot lol
jayjr95 2 years ago
how much we hate mexicans!
hahaha thats awesome
im mexican2
;)
iinfante75 2 years ago 5
"Abortions, Apple Pie, USA"
BR0M 2 years ago 3
lmao they are hilarious beyond funny
brianmccormick 2 years ago
that gunshot sealed it!
mousekoz 2 years ago
isn't it weird an indian guy is in a country band?
thestevo1992 2 years ago
thats why its so funny
iloveprettylights 2 years ago
lol nothing is weird on this show.
Tr0llsNeverDie 2 years ago
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isnt it wierd that this is a sketch comedy show and that indian guy is in the main cast?
jsanner721 2 years ago
@jsanner721 No, no it is not.
TasteOfGreen 2 years ago
Take off your turban or I'll spit in your eye! LMFAO!
Madddogmatt 2 years ago
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hahahaha! five stars for the guy who shot KC
DRealfriknKeenan 2 years ago
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HWDsk8ter510 2 years ago
abortion apple pie usaaa
oldirtyhugs 2 years ago 7
How those cashews KC?
Back0Pack 2 years ago 3
WAHT THE F*CK KC?
JacKn1feSugarTrucK 2 years ago 7
LOL!!
Back0Pack 2 years ago
Hows those cashews KC?
These are good -
WHAT THE FUCK KC?
Degango 2 years ago 87
Is there gonna be a season 3?
tcstylist 2 years ago
The guys want to do one and MTV is open to the idea, but Aziz's roles on Parks & Recreation and in various movies are throwing a wrench in the works (Aziz doesn't have the time he needs to contribute).
outstandings 2 years ago
that selfish bastard needs to get his priority right and come back to human giant.
Tr0llsNeverDie 2 years ago
xDDDD i love this show
Bendzsi93 2 years ago
a cock in your mouth :O
Torkulguy 2 years ago
You know what I meant, smart ass
Torkulguy 2 years ago
2:58 = best thing I've ever seen.
Torkulguy 2 years ago
awesome
pzIkmwusjc 2 years ago
"Cuz every women has a right, to kill her fetus day or night, and they cant take our abortions awayyy, Abortion Apple Pie. USA!!"
LMAO!!!! funny stuff brah.
SK8RMANNY 3 years ago 4
he got shot ..lol
CrazyForCooCooPuffs 3 years ago
Damn son these songs are beast i would buy these cd.
almostsk8erboi 3 years ago
all true about america what he sings xD
NuMetal4Ever 3 years ago 5
or how much i hate mexicans.. now that sounds like a bozard bbq boy song to me... mayhap it does... mayhap it does.. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ishmari14 3 years ago
If this were a CD I would buy it.
LacusOdii 3 years ago 8
"How are those cashews KC?"
"These are good..."
"What the fuck KC?!"
doubleyouteeef 3 years ago 57
this is fucking hilarious! idk y its not on mtv more
synysterfacingates7 3 years ago 2
ISENT IT ON MTV2? STILL?
nwolwo 3 years ago
Abooortions Apple Pie... and USA!
Nedev 3 years ago 2
LMMFAO! This WHOLE video is HILARIOUS! But my favorite part is their fuckin name "Bozard and the BBQ Boys" HAHAHA
chubroc 3 years ago
the flag's but a symbol for freedom and if we can't desicrate that flag what good is that freedom? XD
Menegoth 3 years ago 4
mayhap it does mayhap it does
projektsoldier7 3 years ago 2
holy shit i am eating cashews, was before i watched this!
Alvatron4000 3 years ago
how those cashews? WTF?!
KnightsOfMerlin 3 years ago
cashew is the thing Rob is eating.
Kovesdi76 3 years ago
no shit! i was quoting what aziz said
KnightsOfMerlin 3 years ago
suuuurer ur not just stupid
lol
projektsoldier7 3 years ago
yes im SURER im not stupid
learn to spell
KnightsOfMerlin 3 years ago
duh it was a joke dude no hard feelings
projektsoldier7 3 years ago
cool
KnightsOfMerlin 3 years ago
what the fuck, kc?
skaterpunker 3 years ago
4:25...Aziz
*rolls eyes*
xDD
Chrisgrimaldo 3 years ago
Abooortions Apple Pie... and USA!
ishmari14 3 years ago 2
i think i know what he's jivin at too
Staralfurz 3 years ago
3:01 - 3:06
asiz is soo funny. XDD
Chrisgrimaldo 3 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK KASEY
XDDDD
Chrisgrimaldo 3 years ago
They can't take our abortions... away!!!
HolocaustReenactor 3 years ago 5
everyone of their episodes has atleast 4 points, a sign of true genius :D:D
MoltenBananaz 3 years ago 4
02:46 LOLLLLLLLLL
mashakos 3 years ago
fuckin awesome
treblunt 3 years ago 3
Abooortions Apple Pie... and USA!
MinorPlutocrat 3 years ago 9
how do you say career sabotage.
BraveChild 3 years ago
c'mon pal
Staralfurz 3 years ago
Haha They r Imbah
Filip2k 3 years ago
the end was not so bad..........
max20068 3 years ago
Could anybody write down the lyrics of the first song? There are some words i can not understand. Thanks in advance.
lotalora71 3 years ago
1,2 red white and blue I ain't no prius driving, sandal wearing, blue state soy milk, hippy hair, and I'm a red white and crew cut 4th of july. Take off that turban or I'll spit in your eye. I want my coffee black syrup on a short stack a rifle rack cooking jack a win in Iraq, think gays should wed just like the bible said.... cuz jesus was as gay as a christmas sled.... And I'm A O.K with 2 dudes &$#@ing in bed.
Bojangles34 3 years ago 5
1,2 red white and blue I ain't no prius driving, sandal wearing, blue state soy milk, hippy hair, and I'm a red white and crew cut 4th of july. Take off that turban or I'll spit in your eye. I want my coffee black syrup on a short stack a rifle rack cooking jack a win in Iraq, think gays should wed just like the bible said.... cuz jesus was as gay as a christmas sled.... And I'm A O.K with 2 dudes &$#@ing in bed.
Bojangles34 3 years ago 4
Thanks, Bojangles34!!!!!!!!
lotalora71 3 years ago 2
coke and jack
droopdaman 3 years ago
how those cashews taste KC?
damn good!
wat the FUCK KC! piss on the flag and wipe ur ass with it TO?!?!
ishmari14 3 years ago 7
Hahaha just goes to show liberals don't fit in with redneck country singers
flatline138 3 years ago
Cause jesus was as gay as christmas sleeed
DDougan86 3 years ago
Abortions, apple pie, and USA
lol
mrwes77 3 years ago 5
"and i'm a-ok with 2 dudes f**king in bed!"
supersoradrive1 3 years ago 2
hahahahahahahaahhahaha he was shot in the end, really cute.
reeeeenei 3 years ago
/watch?v=q3-bD9bPAek
brumaleon 3 years ago
how those cashews kc?
damn good
WHAT THE FUCK KC
haha
flyingpigs4 3 years ago 7
lol "Abortions, Apple Pie, USA!"
biochrome33 3 years ago 8
Brilliant!
LaFinDuMondale 3 years ago
Yall Can Do No Wrong!.. I tell Ya!
TopRawMen 3 years ago
very clever! i'm stating the obvious here but the funny thing is that his songs are what america was and ought to be like. freedom above all else.
fryingpanjoe 3 years ago
AND! this is the funniest shit i ever saw!
fryingpanjoe 3 years ago 2
LOL LMAO this stuff gets more and more funny.
Supaboy000 3 years ago
oh fuck!
hahahahahaahahahahahah....damn!
usmcbatman0311 3 years ago 2
hahahha y dis gotta be in my state!!! TENNESSEE RULES! LOL
CourtDaBoss 3 years ago
another winner
drweetabix 3 years ago 3
yeh i absolutly luv this show.
NicNic1020 3 years ago 3
"Im A ok with 2 dudes FN in bed" LMAO
CptWhit3y 3 years ago 2
lmfao!!!
kungfuwolfbitch 3 years ago 2
mayhap it does....mayhap it does haha hilarious
RobSaysNo 3 years ago
another great sketch
curlyq101 3 years ago
This is absolutely brilliant. You guys are amazing.
camrenishot1 3 years ago
Wow, that was a funny one. These guys are too fuckin' funny.
Pyrethryn 3 years ago 4
abortions appel pie usa
citixenKANE 3 years ago 2
to the end of that, he shoulda said "That's the american way." cause sadly, that's how america is today.
pivotmaster20x5 3 years ago
the part about abortions was hilarious, as well.
toshislegend 3 years ago
LOL. What am i gonna tell Brooks?. .And Dunn.
deezvidsrcul2 3 years ago
marylin manson ftw?
hibjib997 3 years ago
When is there next show
poop7104 3 years ago
I love you guys.
PrussianSunsets 3 years ago
much lolz was had
Plushpenguin 3 years ago 2
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LMAO!!!!!
funny as
SirTrott 3 years ago
Brilliant!!!!
djphatd 3 years ago
Aziz is funny as hell.
ErickDamon 3 years ago 3
lmfao!!!
kungfuwolfbitch 3 years ago
LOL!
RyanSC12 3 years ago
first comment?
..bitches
395276 3 years ago
lmfao nvm
395276 3 years ago
i honestly loved this sketch. ;)
toshislegend 3 years ago 3