man, what an embarassment. not the fact that he said what he did, but how he said< "I have no JOB now"
a preacher shouldnt be paid to come to church and teach God's knowledge. My dad is a pastor and he refuses to accept payment. if being a pastor and sharing Gods word with people is just a JOB to you, then your doing it all in vain.
Im not makin an explanation when you are speaking in front of the body of Christ in a sermon, etc. God will give you the words to speak. Why would God allow something like a slip of the tongue when there were more than likely tons of people in that audience going to hell and they needed to hear about Jesus. God's Word ,not man's, doesn't return void.
This really makes you think what was on his mind. Doesn't matter if we are imperfect, if we are truly under the power and the direction of the Holy Spirit, He will bless and guide our words. Especially when preaching or before doing so, we are to pray to the Lord Jesus and ask Him to guide our words and our thoughts and give us power to speak the right words and when we pray that God is faithful enough to do what we have asked Him to do. Don't be deceived.
@wrightdevin39 Preachers are salesmen, plain and simple. I've seen many preachers in training and they are exactally the same thing as car-salesman I've trained myself. They are nervous, uncertain and fearful of saying "the wrong thing" although that is not the case in this video at all. He did something we've all done before in our own lives, and I'll call it, misplacing a letter. It's all about the "N"... "Pinch his tits" as apposed to "pitch his tents." Your explanation is just rediculous.
@Dzyubaennesa -thanks for your comment, so guess what i'll be doing tomorrow...sitting in a cubicle, and suddenly just laughing..... then I'll try to tell my coworkers the story, and laugh so hard while telling it, that i'll start crying, they'll get irritated cuz i can't get the story out, and that will make me laugh even more... there is always time to laugh!
@metaknowledge2010 Man ! I'll be so glad when Jesus steps down on the mount of olives, and then, finally, no one can say "it's make believe" any more !! gees... it's getting old.... If God isn't real, then neither are you ... lol
@7immortal .....hello deluded christian dude! why O why O why do you morons keep tripping out the same garbage? why not take up train spotting instead, or stamp collecting! jesus....are you serious..........kindergarten bullshit.....The other week 2 JH Witness dudes called and said "do you believe in gOd?" - no I replied. But I believe in coffee.........good bye poor deluded christian dude.......LOL
@7immortal dude! seriously your messed up bad! ease off on the drugs!!! you christians are so funny! BTW only Arabic speakers are heaven bound(according to islam)........so you lot are f*cked!!! wow......its a blast dude!!!
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holy crap i have literally never laughed this hard at a video or maybe in real life.. something about this just makes me laugh, it seems the more i watch it the harder i laugh each times.. my sides are starting to hurt, no joke.
Why do people pick these videos to have debates on Christianity. If you believe in God, then Amen. If you don't, then don't worry, he believes in you.
yeeeesss and he wants that you will kill everybody who believe in other deities even in your family! this is in bible and many more stupid things! why you dumbfucks pick what you want from bible and dump things you dont like????? how can you believe in some god by picking 30% of his rules?!?! its fucked up but you don't realise that yourself are dumb people witch washed brain. 100% or 0% so you dotn believe in god you just pretend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@7BeAsT9: Lol! Yep you're an EMO alright. If you weren't you wouldn't go off on some childish stupid rant about religion. Lol! You're the one that sounds like a prick little man. If you hate religion so much then don't watch it. Nobody is twisting you're arm making you watch this so go troll somewhere else little boy.
@tyrachanel how fictional person can have beliefs and other thoughts LOL Micki Mouse believes in you to you know ? lol and Donald Duck TOO!!! :D you funny dumb fucking morons lol
@Eternalsummersong fuck you bitch I dont give a fuck how to spell mickey mouse you faggot! you do because you are childish prick. Now go die or eat shit
@7BeAsT9: Hahahahahaha!! You are 31 YEARS OLD?? You act like a child. You can't talk to people the right way so you cuss and call them names. You act like a fool. For heaven sakes grow up you are an adult act like one. But go ahead keep commenting you're just making yourself look stupid. And if you don't you'll look look the coward you are.
@Eternalsummersong When people act on evil dogma, some people get angry at them, and rightly so. You have to remember that Christianity is America's big bad guy. Some people don't like that.
@01234V43210: But that does not give them the right to act like a ass on here. Especially if you're in your 30's 40's and 50's. They have to grow up sometime.
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Wrong! Christians are not people! They are monsters from another dimension sent to inculcate we humans into their crazy belief systems! RESIST THE LIES!
I was going over the limit, so I had to post another regarding "independent thinkers."
Independent thinkers in terms of science? Because science is right? Religion made a formal apology to Galileo, because planets don't revolve around Earth. And Earth isn't flat... And the Bible is a myth that was used in the past by popes to earn some dough and is still used today to steal people's money.
I hope he still has his job??? C'mon, he's not gonna lose his job. That would be ridiculous. Churches aren't like that. This isn't the Middle East. No one's gonna chop your hands off if you flub your speech. ;)
Rotfl!!!!!
18angelina811 4 hours ago
"I hope this isn't on videotape." LOL.
KnowJesusKnowPeace 6 days ago
Hahahaha
gregdeezee1994 2 months ago
ROFL!!
TheFireball100 2 months ago
240p is very generous
jasonchearn 4 months ago
God has a funny way of showing us the truth, yet still remaining anonymous.
thebudkellyfiles 6 months ago
man, what an embarassment. not the fact that he said what he did, but how he said< "I have no JOB now"
a preacher shouldnt be paid to come to church and teach God's knowledge. My dad is a pastor and he refuses to accept payment. if being a pastor and sharing Gods word with people is just a JOB to you, then your doing it all in vain.
lgliggy 7 months ago
Damm' ohh' damm'....what an effen fool.
skunksnag 9 months ago
American churches look fun English churches are so boring
TheKarate10 9 months ago
"Pitching his tent" Not a whole lot better hahah
pineconesaresmallnow 10 months ago
Hahaha! His eyes when he says pinch his tits are priceless :P
ichommmpu 11 months ago
Im not makin an explanation when you are speaking in front of the body of Christ in a sermon, etc. God will give you the words to speak. Why would God allow something like a slip of the tongue when there were more than likely tons of people in that audience going to hell and they needed to hear about Jesus. God's Word ,not man's, doesn't return void.
wrightdevin39 1 year ago
This really makes you think what was on his mind. Doesn't matter if we are imperfect, if we are truly under the power and the direction of the Holy Spirit, He will bless and guide our words. Especially when preaching or before doing so, we are to pray to the Lord Jesus and ask Him to guide our words and our thoughts and give us power to speak the right words and when we pray that God is faithful enough to do what we have asked Him to do. Don't be deceived.
wrightdevin39 1 year ago
@wrightdevin39 Preachers are salesmen, plain and simple. I've seen many preachers in training and they are exactally the same thing as car-salesman I've trained myself. They are nervous, uncertain and fearful of saying "the wrong thing" although that is not the case in this video at all. He did something we've all done before in our own lives, and I'll call it, misplacing a letter. It's all about the "N"... "Pinch his tits" as apposed to "pitch his tents." Your explanation is just rediculous.
hypr0040 1 year ago 3
@Dzyubaennesa -thanks for your comment, so guess what i'll be doing tomorrow...sitting in a cubicle, and suddenly just laughing..... then I'll try to tell my coworkers the story, and laugh so hard while telling it, that i'll start crying, they'll get irritated cuz i can't get the story out, and that will make me laugh even more... there is always time to laugh!
peaches6419 1 year ago
he is funnnnnnnnny;holy cow?
TonyBogar56 1 year ago
pinch his tits...haha nice
truesalvation92 1 year ago
in soviet russia tits pinch you...
yarp123123123123123 1 year ago
Be carefull how we judge are brothers. notice the highest rated comments start
withh ha ha. he is a brother and we should love him like one
elihu7771 1 year ago
@Dzyubaennesa haha, look, another subliterate religious person
01234V43210 1 year ago
To quote a preacher friend of mine, "Sometimes when you lay an egg, all you can do is admire it." Hat's off to the preacher for continuing.
jmedbrn1961 1 year ago
these fools need locking up!!!
make believe nonesense taken literally.........wow how sad!!!
have a nice day nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
metaknowledge2010 1 year ago
@metaknowledge2010 Man ! I'll be so glad when Jesus steps down on the mount of olives, and then, finally, no one can say "it's make believe" any more !! gees... it's getting old.... If God isn't real, then neither are you ... lol
7immortal 1 year ago
@7immortal .....hello deluded christian dude! why O why O why do you morons keep tripping out the same garbage? why not take up train spotting instead, or stamp collecting! jesus....are you serious..........kindergarten bullshit.....The other week 2 JH Witness dudes called and said "do you believe in gOd?" - no I replied. But I believe in coffee.........good bye poor deluded christian dude.......LOL
metaknowledge2010 1 year ago
@metaknowledge2010 wow... so deceived... lol
7immortal 9 months ago
@7immortal .......dude........you make me smile!!! fiction fuels your life! LOL!!!!
metaknowledge2010 9 months ago
@7immortal dude! seriously your messed up bad! ease off on the drugs!!! you christians are so funny! BTW only Arabic speakers are heaven bound(according to islam)........so you lot are f*cked!!! wow......its a blast dude!!!
metaknowledge2010 9 months ago
love it...
SuperLolpants 1 year ago
lol sometimes these things happen and the best thing you can do is too laugh about it
101NeVaEh 1 year ago
We REALLY need more of these kinds of videos! More preacher bloopers please! ^_^
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
Ahahaha! "Lot chose to go pinch his Tits!" Poor guy.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
OMG. Second-hand embarrassment O_0
TheMintyMuffin 1 year ago
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AoEnigMoonxPhase 1 year ago
"Lot chose to go PINCH his TITS." That's a pretty serious screw-up but can you really blame the audience for laughing?
cadman2300 1 year ago 2
its about time we heard all the gay details of the REAL story.
angie4josh 1 year ago
holy crap i have literally never laughed this hard at a video or maybe in real life.. something about this just makes me laugh, it seems the more i watch it the harder i laugh each times.. my sides are starting to hurt, no joke.
BWAHAHA!
Miquiztl777 2 years ago
Like Lot "pitching a tent" is so much better then Lot "pinching tit" LOL
RoyalRamirez 2 years ago
@RoyalRamirez: Lol! He was walking around pinching his tits and he was doing it to close people.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago 2
i remember when Lot chose to go pinch his tits!then he told him to whistle .
RoyalRamirez 2 years ago
Yeah, poor guy...
SerJahPhoto 2 years ago
Pause @ 0:11! LOL THE EYES!
bea4anrq12 2 years ago
LOL this guys a real encouragment to me i been depressed alot lately but now i cant stop laughing ha lol im sorry lol
zz0986 2 years ago
LOL I FEEL SO SORRY FOR THIS GUY! LOL i couldnt help but laughing though lol poor guy
zz0986 2 years ago 3
Why do people pick these videos to have debates on Christianity. If you believe in God, then Amen. If you don't, then don't worry, he believes in you.
tyrachanel 2 years ago
fucking crap lol
yeeeesss and he wants that you will kill everybody who believe in other deities even in your family! this is in bible and many more stupid things! why you dumbfucks pick what you want from bible and dump things you dont like????? how can you believe in some god by picking 30% of his rules?!?! its fucked up but you don't realise that yourself are dumb people witch washed brain. 100% or 0% so you dotn believe in god you just pretend !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7BeAsT9 2 years ago
@7BeAsT9: Are done with the ranting? You sound like some dumb EMO brat.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
@Eternalsummersong emo? lol you must be fucking dumb to compare me to emos you prick.
7BeAsT9 1 year ago
@7BeAsT9: Lol! Yep you're an EMO alright. If you weren't you wouldn't go off on some childish stupid rant about religion. Lol! You're the one that sounds like a prick little man. If you hate religion so much then don't watch it. Nobody is twisting you're arm making you watch this so go troll somewhere else little boy.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
@tyrachanel how fictional person can have beliefs and other thoughts LOL Micki Mouse believes in you to you know ? lol and Donald Duck TOO!!! :D you funny dumb fucking morons lol
7BeAsT9 1 year ago
@7BeAsT9Lol! It's MICKEY mouse. Lol! And you call me dumb?! You can't even spell mickey for gods sake. If I'm dumb that makes you retarded.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
@Eternalsummersong fuck you bitch I dont give a fuck how to spell mickey mouse you faggot! you do because you are childish prick. Now go die or eat shit
7BeAsT9 1 year ago
@7BeAsT9: Lol! Like I said you are such a baby! You making yourself look SO stupid!! Hahahahaha!! You amuse me! ^_^
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
@Eternalsummersong Im not responding to you anymore because its waste of time to argue with dumb shit head like you. Piss off u wanker
7BeAsT9 1 year ago
@7BeAsT9: Hahahahahaha!! You are 31 YEARS OLD?? You act like a child. You can't talk to people the right way so you cuss and call them names. You act like a fool. For heaven sakes grow up you are an adult act like one. But go ahead keep commenting you're just making yourself look stupid. And if you don't you'll look look the coward you are.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago 3
@Eternalsummersong eat shit you asswipe lol
7BeAsT9 1 year ago
@Eternalsummersong When people act on evil dogma, some people get angry at them, and rightly so. You have to remember that Christianity is America's big bad guy. Some people don't like that.
01234V43210 1 year ago
@01234V43210: But that does not give them the right to act like a ass on here. Especially if you're in your 30's 40's and 50's. They have to grow up sometime.
Eternalsummersong 1 year ago
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atheistzombie 2 years ago
amen hahaha poor fella
TheSB423 2 years ago
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LOL hes a child molester!!!!!!
Edmangox 2 years ago
To BuckTurgidson01:
I was going over the limit, so I had to post another regarding "independent thinkers."
Independent thinkers in terms of science? Because science is right? Religion made a formal apology to Galileo, because planets don't revolve around Earth. And Earth isn't flat... And the Bible is a myth that was used in the past by popes to earn some dough and is still used today to steal people's money.
XsmashX1 2 years ago
@XsmashX1 Long before science discovered the earth was a sphere, the Bible said it.
wmburke81 1 year ago
@wmburke81 pretty sure disc doesn't mean sphere, bro
01234V43210 1 year ago
@wmburke81 actually the bible hints at the world being flat
ShotokanKarateMan1 1 year ago
on drugs
Nexus6Replicant 2 years ago
He had a job to begin with?
faarsight 3 years ago
@ BuckTurgidson01- It has to be better than using any intellect on an imaginary parent figure. ;-)
mattyabsley 3 years ago
Even God has a sense of humor! His eyes were classic!
Nasus81 3 years ago
on drugs
shocker8548 3 years ago
Pastafarai Bless
one food...
MannoMagic 3 years ago
"And the the following week... last week" dramatic pause to scratch the forehead... "we were talking about..." I love this guy!
ukfano3 3 years ago
stupid
timmhg 3 years ago
Omg, poor guy. That's pretty funny though.
mizpineapple 3 years ago
Was that guy funny? I don't get it.
Drdanka 4 years ago
it sounds like pinching tits. he said pithing tents. lol
floofyfingers 4 years ago
:42 Roid RAGE from THE LORD!
daddygreenjeens 4 years ago
heck no dude real pastors and preachers dont get much at all sometimes no pay, thats ministry.
hummbug1 4 years ago
I love this man for making me laugh. Seems like a pretty nice guy.
XWOLFCHAOSX 4 years ago
I hope i don't mess up like that preaching at my church.
tedwalk99 4 years ago
haha super funny
tha614 4 years ago
What a spaz..
Mahknz 4 years ago
where was i supposed to laugh at?
sassa12489 4 years ago
She's come undone.
seanmcallyn 4 years ago
ill be prayin 4 U lol
frozenflare23 4 years ago
I'm gonna beat you like a man!!
bigbadbass1 4 years ago
freudian?
kewpiesbadhairday 4 years ago
I feel sooo bad for this guy!!! I hope he still has his job.
volfever 5 years ago
I hope he still has his job??? C'mon, he's not gonna lose his job. That would be ridiculous. Churches aren't like that. This isn't the Middle East. No one's gonna chop your hands off if you flub your speech. ;)
dogeymon 4 years ago