How To Get a Free Meal

[BreezyLikeTheWind]

You have a nice bathroom, a suit but you can't afford a 7$ meal... DA FUQ

[TheLittlePup100]

Step 1: find a dumb ass casheir.

Step 2: ask for food.

Step 3: say that it was the wrong food.

Step 3:get a free meal.

[JJDiscussions]

Or just go to the fridge?

[Kblader2000]

Going to all these places you spend more money on gas than on a meal.

[KGAMZ68]

follow these steps and you will get your ass kicked

[Marylandbrony]

You need

a Gun

a ski mask

a getaway car

and a large appitie

[youhavnolife]

FAT ASS

[stephenerin9]

Person below me is genius

COSTCO SUNDAYS FTW!!!

[okpapereat]

1 word, COSTCO.

[rafelin6707]

How to get a free meal

Step 1: A gun

[JRabsey]

i was watching this video while eating goldfish. LOL

[phuckstick16]

you can always dine and dash...

[KrushelleGabbie]

step 1:get food

step 2:say whats that behind them

step 3:take food run

did you know i said did you know

[Leesylddlover246]

wtf is this video ??? buy food hobo!!!

[fanofmusic98]

Step 3: Instead of getting a cheap drink, couldn't you get water (which is free), then, you'd get the salsa/chips for free. Just sayin'

[samnoueilaty]

go to mcdonalds, tell the speaker that you took a wrong turn and that you are just going through. then wait between the speaker and the 1st window. wait for someone else to order and then drive to the first widow. take their food and drive off!!!!!

[JRabsey]

@samnoueilaty OH MY GOD! yes.

[Sadryn]

$1 menu...

[disterdo]

WWWAAAAIIIITTTT....

If you got no money,how did you get a car?

[cysticpagegaming]

hipster

[TheLovetocatchbass]

i bet 95% of whoever watched this got here from another howcast video.

[karenamanda1958]

So it's okay to steal food from your friends pantry but not to beg. Great lesson there, Howcast. :(

[darkenedfire9]

i bet homles people would love to see this poor people

[SorinTiganul]

I'd rather watch Remi Gaillard.

[LiveAndDieWithMusic]

How to be a Jew part 1.

[Hackzer134]

1:25 omg boobies!

[GreatMalmsteen]

You probably dont have see Remi Gailard getting free meal....like a BOSS

[fluffypuppy10]

Step 1: You will need Remi Gaillard

DONE!

[violetisredandblue]

Why am i watching a GIF with audio?

[vandbbala]

Step 1. Go to Costco

Step 2. Get Samples

Step 3. ????

Step 4. Profit

[liampwnedu]

1:41 he is barefoot hahah!

[TheZimbala]

Hungry as hell, reason why I watch it

[metalflames4]

1. go to mcdonalds.

2. eat other peoples food.

Did you know: the sky is blue

[Randypalacio]

Me: hey can u afford a bigmack? Guy: Yeah Me: With coupons

ha

[notfred1233]

i will pay you 20 dollars for those purple pants

[XTurtles9788x]

lag

[iamahobo0]

@antonio60793 1. how wuld he get in your house 2. that wud be gay 3. put a bunch of claymors the your door 4. I LIKE TACOS

[NintendoMaster206]

better idea: you will need a car and a another random person behind you in a drive through. drive into a drive through, say you came in accidentally, wait in between the window where you pay & the window where they give you food. when the person behind you orders drive forward to the food window get the food enjoy!

[FAMOUSskater777]

how to get free food

1 go to mcdonalds

2 pull out a gun

3 ask politely for fries or a burgar (as much as wanted!)

4 drive the fuck away!!!!

[Trumpetsongz88]

Why the FUCK would I go get free vegetables?!??!!??

[MaRaTheMeyvn]

@Trumpetsongz88 Because veggies are good?

[Gearsbrothers2thend]

press 10 to see an idiot

[AlmostThereProduct13]

Step 1: Get A job -_-

[DennisBayazitov]

Crash Wakes? Are you fucked?

[robbysiow]

step 1 : Move back to your parent's

[finster796]

So, I have to have birthday every day?

[vodanh1941]

wthe fuck is this shit. i flag

[TheRedwolf11]

@vodanh1941 Didn't break a single real life law or youtube rule...Can't flag it.

[12qqkevin]

some restaurants honor women

you have got to be kidding me

[DamianKenny8]

What kind of jackass would crash a wake!

[ryanjoel11]

in the woods get some poison ivy and threaten ppl to give u food or ur give the poison ivy ;D

[MrOrangeriver]

grow your own garden, u mean weed ?

[etusd]

87 people are fast food restaurant owners

[MrMoungyan]

Next video: how to make a video with a really low frame rate and get away with it.

[katebugster]

I'm hungry let me start a garden in the middle of winter and hope I don't die.

[tombraiderfunniez]

step 1: LEARN TO FUCKING COOK!

[thecheeseisgood12345]

step 1: Be the cheapest asshole alive

Did you know: We make the most useless videos?

[TypicalBlondeChick]

Anyone who watches this can get food since they have a computer...

[djcreeper90]

Failcast.

[TripodGRANNE]

Or ya know get a job and fucken buy some food

[1234m1234m1234m1234m]

You can afford a suit yet not even a 10$ meal...

[CountryBoy8877]

@1234m1234m1234m1234m I know like really... What the heck

[6020e3]

@1234m1234m1234m1234m the meal money add up !

[zxGreenback2zx]

@1234m1234m1234m1234m After buying his suit, his mother was going to give him money... until she took an arrow in the knee.

[MGRaiden64]

is it me or is this video 3 frames per second?

[OboistSwag]

Step 1: Be a kid again :D

[ilovenykel]

Lmfao. What a boss, just chilling there hunting and eating samples for a meal. I bow down to you wise one

[lgnstk123]

step 1: get up

step 2: open freezer

step 3: take out hot pocket

step 4: unwrap hot pocket

step 5: put hot pocket in microwave

step 6: cook

step 7: eat :D

[DamianKenny8]

lol i hope he has a gun cause if hes trying to catch stuff without it hes gonna be all day

[AngelOfLife006]

What the hell he has money to buy gas for the car and he can't buy some freakin food? oO

[CanOfMapleSyrup]

0:39 that looks nasty as hell

[gurindernikka1]

the girl is naked i would of fucked hur

[USERNAMEKLEMPTOR]

step 1: rob a grocery store

[GRIZZLYsb]

Step 1. Be a huge ass-hole and crash a wake

Step 2. Eat the food

Did you know: Chickens lay eggs?

[APWorldOfWarcraft]

Im pretty sure the gas would cause more than the meal

[Flash23ATM]

Step 1:Have a nanny

step 2:Visit them

Step 3:Eat what ever they give you

Did you know: I just save you from wasting your 2 minutes

[Scootboarding]

Step 1: Become retarded

Step 2: Bite your ear

Did you know milk comes from cows

[ryan131624]

@Scootboarding I hate reading the comments from such unwitty and childish people as you. I hope you realize that your attempt in making a funny comment failed horribly and that you should never try again. Don't have a nice day.

[goldatra3]

@ryan131624 Dude, you are just mad because you realy learned something from these videos.

[Misticaster123]

guys go to las vegas and seach where there are big restaurant dump food,because they food is always fresh and because its las vegas so yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shadyboy969]

go to prison . did you know youll get fed everyday?

[freshtilldeathrocks]

Step 1:steal it

Did you know:The sky is blue?

[ManofTinProductions]

Step 1: Find Garbage can

Step 2: Dig in

[LegoPoopOfficial]

Step 1: Get a gun

Step 2: Run up to someone and tell them you want a meal at gunpoint

Did you know: Farts stink

[Epicdancer123]

Step 1: Be a Nigga

Step 2:Steal

Did you know that 99% of people are humans

[kewldood881]

it's called "costco"

[axxo798]

was the girl who kissed him, naked ?

[younghe1453]

@axxo798 I Think so.... xD

[AqwIBrahFlora]

Lol, I wouldn't be surprised if they were joking on all there videos. If they weren't then this is just sad -.-

[SuperHappyface13]

GO TO COSTCO = free samples

[beautyangelina4eve]

..is this a joke

[blackburnman101]

How to breath

Step 1: Breath

Did you know: If you watched this your retarted.

[emilybebes]

Is this channel a joke?

[Lpsluver4life21]

OMG I'VE BEEN TO THAT STORE ON 1:04

[xgoldkiller90x]

step 1: Hold a gun to the cashers head and say Give me a free meal ***** step 2:get arrested

[ImStupidInTheLove]

step 1: get a job

step 2: buy food

[lllCADElll]

@ImStupidInTheLove then it isn't free...

[ImStupidInTheLove]

@lllCADElll it is after you buy it

[dinosaurinthedark]

Who crashes a wake?

[BakuraSpoon]

thats sexist that some restaurants honor woman - probally cuz they act like sluts to get free food

[meljohnson200]

@BakuraSpoon i agree

[BakuraSpoon]

you will need: balls

step 1 order a pizza

step 2 call and say the pizza had hairs in it

step 3 say it was horrible and youll never eat there again or say you want a refund

[excalebuir]

this is what i do:

wait for december and plant beans,letucce,and carrots

go outside and for the next 4 weeks catch pigeons with my pellet gun! and keep them in the freser

in april il harvest the vegetables wash them cut them make a salad get the pigeons open them and clean the guts,fethers,head etc and cook them on open fire

search rocks for sodium deposits to put salt on the cooking pigeon.

find some non toxic herbs such as camomile and ad to a cup of water heated on fire

bon apeti

[bubbleheadash]

You will need

-boobs

[km0xt2]

step one:say oops,i need to use the restroom

step two:make a run for it

[hp4tw]

Step one:MOM!

[MsJamiROCKS16]

I'm here because I'm fucking starving. >.>

[MrFoshizzlePro]

The part about mooching off your friends reminds me of Sanosuke from Rurouni Kenshin haha

[Thebomber5lol]

I am here to read the funny comments! :P

[datlibra17]

wow i was expecting a video that showed you how to scam places to get free food.... these fuckers are serious as hell about this lol

[CutieGirl613]

so.. you have a laptop to watch this vid on, but u cant afford food?

[williamisDTF]

This is the funniest howto video

[Skyhawk619]

Shaggy is out of scooby treats so he started working for howcast.

[Skyhawk619]

optional

Watch man vs wild and just see in the program about what is edible

[Skutienator]

How to get free food:

Step 1: Go to grandmas

[10000000000000000014]

ORRRR.... you could MAKE A FRICKIN' SANDWICH AT HOME

[jgarza14310]

Or don't be a bitch about stealing food lolololol

[shelby0508]

hold on...if he has a car and can afford cheap drinks at a bar then he can atleast go to mcdonalds and get something

[tysmister1]

go to mcdonalds and say ur dad was just here and he called u to go get a burger(any type you want) and if they ask for a recited say don't have it he called me and they usually will give it

[XrazberryXD]

or how about i just ask my mum...

[HyperSpify]

He can't afford food but he has a car? Something isn't right here...

[laurenboren94]

"crash a church function" thats like saying i wana go to hell and i dont wana wait in line

[UnicornsAreEvil]

step 1.Get to a restaraunt, and order some food.

step 2. finish and ask for the bill.

step 3. Ask you waiter or waitress for a dessert.

step 4. RUN

[ninojaquez]

or you can get a job....

[xxdragonboy]

Step 1:order food

Step 2:when the bill arives RUN.

[InSpirationRSN]

Go to mcdonalds, say you ordered a double cheeseburger (or whatever you'd like) and a drink of you're choice and didnt receive them, get it free.

[ELBON6]

Step 1: Be a hobo

Step 2: Beg

Step 3: Repeat

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@ELBON6 Where a sign that says "I bet you can't throw food at me." :D

[b4ylonwrath]

homeless people need to watch this vid... oh wait.

[MrMoofinMan]

@ExtremeArcanine1 You Forgot That We Need Working Legs.

[Danipard2197]

This video is most popular in: America. So true.

[BigSloppyHoe]

So this is basically teaching us how to be professional bums

[nathantnnguyen1]

go to a mall on the weekends

[CBFan1000]

↑ WANTS TO MARRY CHRISTOPHER MAURICE BROWN! :D ↑

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

He just said, he was broke. So how the hell can he buy cheap drinks at happy hour, if he has no money?

Lame..

[hannahwantcookie]

Step 1- Go to sams club…...

[CBFan1000]

He looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

[imthebest4624]

1.work at the resturant

2.get free food its a foolproof plan :)

[youngboyontheuni]

@MrCallofdutyfan7 I like this one the best:) haha

[BenVennard]

Remi galliards way is better

[drewerin100]

Step 1: Be a kid.

Step 2: Tell your parents youre hungery

Step 3: Wait for the food to be finished.

Step 4: Eat the damn food!!!

Did you know: Howcast is running out of ideas?

[kriz10and]

@drewerin100 cant make food yourself? are you 8yrs old?

[xXDJSolsticeXx]

@drewerin100 be a kid. that might be a bit hard...

[drewerin100]

@xXDJSolsticeXx D: get a time machine duh!!!

[MyLittleMartin]

@drewerin100 The parents still pay for it.

[theonlywayisalfie]

Or just buy for 2 dollers

[immamusicgeek]

HOW TO BE A HOBO

[areyouabletodoit]

aww shit 117 people just became fat

[shenae123lovable]

why is this in my recommended videos

[WangoReads]

Sams Club

Sperm Donate

[MegaNigahiga]

Step 1: Go to food shelter.

[prstonhood5]

Step 1: Steal food from store

[thezebrakid11]

did you know : that guy is wearing purple pants

[flo2777]

gross cake

[FallenAngelofTime]

Wearing purple pants will not help you hunt.

[Chrisgodoflard]

Why I go to church, sometimes.

[oursedatedyouth]

What happend to the howcast on getting laid?

Step 1: Find a hoe

Step 2. Dick the hoe

[DarthKinger9997]

Step 1: Go to Costcos, they have tons of free samples everyday.

[Skyhawk619]

1:15 the soup looks like curds

[allsports249]

step 1 buy a gun step 2 buy a hunting license step 3 go kill something step 4 eat it

[firup69]

get a bottle of water spill it in a restaurant without nobody seeing you and fall

[MsMinidd]

this is so dumb some are good dont crash a party

[VizzyDeluxe]

This gets more and more desperate as it goes on....

[RuneFinity44]

1) SELL YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER

2) Have money for food for a mounth

Optional: Get a job

[choochootrain4321]

that cake looks like sick.

[RedRaiderRash89]

how to get a free meal...

1) go to a restaurant of your choice

2) order a meal(s)

3) enjoy then...Run Nigga Run!!

[NothingPersonal22]

how to be a bum.

[bav13513]

GO TO H-MART TRY SAMPLES

[TheAwsomeness90]

RRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE OMG I WANTED TO SEE ONE VIDEO NOW IT'S 7 and I have to read an entire book

[sunspot82]

anyone else notice he looks like shaggy from scooby doo?

[AlliAmIsDelilah]

ohhh those violet pants..