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  • I love Paul Bettany!!!

  • we DONT reaallyy mate that much hahah

  • "i'm sorry" he's so cute lol

  • TBH, I've lived in Australia all my life, and I still think its shit.

  • all the people bagging on Australia came to this page cos they're jealous, and a little obsessed, and they keep convincing themselves they hate this country with little minor calls, but in the end they just don't wanna admit that where they are is shit!!!

  • change it to 240p if you can't watch it

  • shrimp on the barbe? i thank so mate

  • For people who can't see or hear anything in the vid, try lowering the res from 360 to 240. Worked for me.

  • @Vonshitzu Great tip ! It worked like a charm.

  • @Vonshitzu Thank you! That's much better. :)

  • @Vonshitzu thanks

  • @Vonshitzu fuckin genius!

  • all i see is a distorted face with purple boxes around it...

  • Australia is great. Born here, raised here.

  • Am I the only one who sees and hears nothing when watching this video.

    and btw, ever notice that the countries that don't gloat about being awesome never get criticized? italy for example. they have amazing life philiosophy and are descendants of one of the most advanced-for-it's-age civilizations, they could gloat if they wanted to.

  • @lellbelle Uh yeah I heard nothing aswell :/

  • @lellbelle

    Yeah, for some reason i just see a black screen with a few purple squares.....

  • everyone stop being racist. all countries are great in their own way. this just happens to be a video in which the amazing paul bettany happens to do an AUSTRALIAN accent.

    those who want to express their joy and love of australia, feel free. those who want to express racism and hate, please leave and do so elsewhere.

  • i wanna be an australian so bad I LOVE THE ACCENTS!!

  • @juzu4me, hmmm, go back even further, and those convicts came from britian. They didnt just spawn as australians, so australians are british convicts. Butnthen the british sent more workers and farmers to start a new life, the good british people, and those people are still here today, not every fuckin australian is a convict you small minded prick.

  • @MistrzKubica you're all convicts deep down.

  • @juzu4me your a spanner deep down.

  • @MistrzKubica What's a spanner? And why'd you spell 'you're' incorrectly?

  • @juzu4me its a tool!! and because im not talking to an intelligent human being.

  • @MistrzKubica you're an idiot, keep proving it

  • @juzu4me Canada still committed many atrocities against its indigenous population. Didn't the government publicly apologise for it in recent years? Besides there's no point in attacking a country's past whether it's Australia or South Africa because there isn't anything anybody can do about it now, is there? I wouldn't go up to some 20 year old dude from Texas and attack him about slavery because a) he didn't enslave anyone and b) I'd look like a massive fanatical dickhead

  • @juzu4me keep it up troll

  • @MistrzKubica Is that what everyone tells you?

  • Great vid, how long did it take to make?

  • The video is blank...

  • This video is blank?

  • I am from Australia. I went with a group to Europe recently and we couldn't go a day without bumping into other Aussies!

  • CANADA FTW!!!

  • Australia is certainly the best country in the world!

    It depends on your location but I could go fishing by just taking 5 minutes ride

    from my host family`s house and feel the vibrant life at the end of the line.

    I LOVE Australian accent. Its comprehensible and just sounds amiable for some kinda reason!

  • Lol I'm aussie, but I seem to have the bogan aussie accent :P

  • wheres the fucken sound

  • @yamumsbum007 and the vid!

  • what's that little soccer ball looking thing next to the 360p?

  • British have different accents every 5-10 miles because their whole island is like 10-15 miles long LMAO

  • we don't call ourselves the lucky country for no reason.

  • he kinda reminds me of jensen ackles here

  • howz it going mate i'm un aussie from victoria and the aussie accent is the best mate!

  • i miss australia .... Am australian and i havn't been there for 10 years ... But i still have my australian accent ... Which am proud of ....

  • we dont speak like that

  • "Alright Mate"

  • look at at the hatred going on in the comments... grow up people! im english... and proud yes? but there is a fine line between being proud and being racist... i love the aussies, the french, the yanks and so on... we all have to laugh at ourselves sometimes, and so is the case with this vid... don't get offended people. i don't when people say stuff about britain... grow up people they are just words! peace. :)

  • it is true australia isnt as racist as people say it is, if its so racist then why do we constantly allow other refugee's and migrants in here all the time. fuck in my part of the city( south brisbane) were surrounded by ethnic groups and none of us give a shit about it, its just the indians having a fucking cry about getting bashed cause they make white racist comments to us!

  • Why is everyone assuming hot weather is better?

    I like rain. :l

    I like warm breezy days as opposed to blistering hot days. :/

    Australia is clearly a very nice country but why the rivalry?

    For god sake. If it's not Britain vs American it's another country.

  • Our deputy head used to babysit him.

  • @bookworm266 aw how cute

  • @billypony. Not really, she was babysitting him and his brother when his brother fell out of that window. She never got over that.

  • @okwhateverfulable

    well i guess no country can be called the 'best' country.

  • @okwhateverfulable

    australia is not racsist. australia hugely multicultural. there is no 'typical' australian as there are people from all over the world who live here and call themselves 'australian'. Australia is not racist, australia is brilliant.

    though i'm sure canada is very nice as well. but i don't see paul bettany trying to do a canadian accent...

  • What a joke.you are mate.

  • Wha why are people starting arguments, Australia is a nice warm country and a good place to live. But people saying Britain is crammed in obviously have not been here and probably underestimate the size of even a small country. There is vast countryside which hasnt been touched. Now consider you can mathematically fit the entire uk population into Heathrow Airport. The only place cramped is London, which provides a hectic lifestyle which you either love or hate.

  • I'm tired of hearing about the weather-- COLD PLACES are the natural environment of white people -- Australia is not - GEt over it -- If all white people moved to hot places - they would cease to exist . I'm a native southamerican and appreciate every race.

  • Aww I love his little laugh at the end

    :D

  • He is such a cutie haha

  • Lol, I like the Australian accent. Suits our nature perfectly.

  • Paul Bettany is so funny! I love him!!!

  • All your posts about Australia now mean nothing.

    Statistically, Australia > England.

    Lol you can have the ashes, I support the Kiwis!

  • What do you mean Statistically? As in, what statistics?

    Englands economy is more than double the size of Australias

    Englands population is more than 3x the size of Australias

    The only things Australia outshines the UK in is QOL and HDI, nothing else. Sorry.

  • @jamieperrydude I still have no idea where you're coming from. What do you mean the 'economy' is double the size of Australia's? Englands economy is run by Gordon Brown, who apparently doesn't know what he's doing.

    This is what other English people have told me: England is a miserable place to live. Around 30% of the people in my suburb have come from England to live in Australia, and never want to go back (other than for family reasons). It is a really crammed in place!

  • England is a wonderful country, but in terms of places to live Australia is so much better :L Better weather-mainly. That's why most people won't want to move back to England as the weather is terrible.

    Secondly, a countrys GDP isn't "run" one person, the leader of the country. It's run on everyone.

  • how about better weather

  • great impression... Mate (y)

  • Gangster Number 1 (Y)

  • im australian

    im proud to be australian

    australia is the best country

    we have unique accents and  awesome landscapes

    we just RULE

  • we have rapist, mudering, arsonist, ancestors lol

  • i agree!

    my friend said i had an accent when i talked on youtube

  • United States of America won't give u a shit.

  • @hotpirananna

    Typical bogan mentality. Leave Australia and you'll see how backwards that country is in so many ways.

  • @madcuntcunts

    australia is not bogan

    i've been to LOTS of places

    and i stand by my opinion that australia is great

    most livable country in the world? well... apart from norway... they must be pretty damn good though

    do not insult my country

    oh... and calling australia bogan is very racist... you should be ashamed

  • @hotpirananna

    Australia is not the best country in the world. Wake up. If you don't think Australia has a huge bogan population you're stupid or a bogan yourself.

  • @madcuntcunts

    i never said australia was the absolute BEST...

    and to classify a huge country under a stupid stereotype or the tiniest fraction of a population is quite racist.

    im just someone who is very proud to be australian.

    that is all.

  • @hotpirananna

    You said Australia was THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. Now here is the quote:

    "

    hotpirananna im australian

    im proud to be australian

    australia is the best country

    we have unique accents and awesome landscapes

    we just RULE"

    You're a fucking retarded bogan cunt. Fuck off with you're "OMG arestealis is liek SO GUD BETTRAN EVERY UVA CUNTRY" type of attitude. This attitude is no better than a lot of Americans.

  • @madcuntcunts

    im sure there are many other countries that are just as great... new zealand springs to mind... same with ireland and scotland.

    difference is that i can spell.

    i have a right to be proud of my country.

    and your rudeness astounds me =O

  • @hotpirananna

    You said Australia was the best country in the world, don't back peddle. It's stupid loud, dumb and uncultured bogans that go around saying these things that gives the rest of Australians a bad reputation.

  • @madcuntcunts unique accents lol he wants to get down to the UK we have like a different accent every 5-10 miles

  • @JamesCunnyy

    The point is, everyone does.

  • @hotpirananna Good on you! I love Australia and, frankly, how seriously can you take a person who goes by the username "madcuntcunts?" ;) Sounds very bogan/white trash to me. I've lived in Europe, the states and I can honestly say that Australia IS one of the best countries to live in.

  • @TheSamara89kitten

    You missed the point, hotpirananna said Australia was THE best country. Huge difference. Most retarded bogans think Australia like hotpirananna think Australia is the single best country in the world.

  • @hotpirananna its good...but not the best country in the world. we dont rule at anything..maybe afl...and stencil street art

  • @hotpirananna YOUR SO RIGHT I LOVE AUSTRALIA TOO I DONT CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY AUSTRALIA IS GREAATTT THUMBS UP IF YOU THINK SO!

  • @pwnomatic1 Yeah, but it's a prison, basically.... you've done wonderful things with it... but you're all prisoners.

    (guess the comedian! Slight hint: the bit is in the suggestions)

  • @jursle If it wasn't Dylan Moran someone's stealing his material; refer to Bill Hicks ('I'm Jack the Ripper') for an opposite, less British, opinion. I know you're just a troll but for the record Victoria and South Australia weren't convict colonies, and John Pilger has described Australia as the second most multicultural nation on earth.

  • @hotpirananna hahahah, really?

    try to join australia and new zealand and you have chile, twice has many landscape, mate

    anyway, im staying during 6 months in adelaide and i have to say australia is beautiful country, and gorgeus women xD

    the beer not that much, i cant believe you guys drunken like damn 'cause of beer, try some pisco and youll see heaven!

  • @hotpirananna except the accent,lol

  • @hotpirananna Tru that AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI!

  • @hotpirananna You guys came from convicts. You rule nothing except the ability to slaughter aboriginees and kangaroos for no reason

  • @juzu4me I am an Aborigine.

  • @juzu4me u friggin goose

  • @coldethyl86 shaddup you convict, austalians are bush wankers

  • @juzu4me Actually, my ancestory is Maltese/Aboriginal. There aren't many of us that have convict ancestory. And do you realise that most of the convicts were sent here for petty crimes, such as stealing loafs of bread. Do your research, mate.

  • @coldethyl86 my research tells me that your so-called petty thieves murdered the aboriginees like the cold blooded killers they were, so quit lying. Britain wouldn't have shipped a petty thieve thousands of kilometres away. They were rapists, thieves and murderers that they brought to Australia

  • @juzu4me actually one of the first laws was an eye for an eye, they wernt allowed to kill aborininees, and before they found australia they were sending convicts to america AND CANADA, and i do not believe that we ever made them our slaves, unlike canada and america you only abolished slavery in 1833, read a book please before you go arguing on a subject you obviously have no clue about. also i think iv only met one australian with convict heritage

  • @Mugumbo101 hahaha they never came to Canada you fucking liar. Just because Australia is tainted with ugly convict blood that does not mean Canada is. Way too cold here in the winter to just leave people with no electricity or shelter, you dumbfuck. And Canada NEVER had slavery, you uneducated wrinkly old Australian. Slaves from USA found REFUGE in Canada when they escaped form USA, and we harboured them and cared for them. Read a book you stupid Australian.

  • @juzu4me where the hell do you get this shit? I'm not denying that aboriginal people were killed by white people....they were. but not all of the people that came here were convicts. research john batman who basically robbed most of the kooris of their land, did a lot more damage than a lot of other white people...he was NOT a convict. FFS, your argument is so invalid i dont even know where to start.

  • @coldethyl86 you tell him. canada is the only country that didn't get involved in treatingthe natives like shit? piss off. canada is now one of the friendliest countries among usa, au, nz, eng and itself, but of course they treated the natives like shit. these days, they even have to put up a fight to be called by their proper name instead of being called eskimos - which the whites started. don't get me started on the brutal beatings of baby seals.

  • @shcnoozlebop Oh yes, they prefer Innuit, is that right? Thanks for jumping in there, mate. I just get so angry when people assume things about our culture (or anyone elses)

  • Firstly, there are many different types of native groups in Canada and no one here calls anyone eskimos. You might want to acquire at least a tiny bit of knowledge before you try to make a point.

  • @135789 .... the global NEWS is where i got that. fuck off.

  • You got it out of your uneducated imagination. Either way, it doesn't matter where you say you got it from because you don't have the knowledge

  • @135789 eh?

  • @juzu4me yeah no, im australian and on my dads side i come from a convict who was sent over for stealing half a piece of bread worth 29 cents and was black. dont judge about what you have no idea about mate.

  • @hotpirananna amen to that

  • aww bless him

  • lol just read the comments. we are in no position to tell australia that they are crowded. i dont wanna get invovled or anything but im just pointing out that they have immigration sorted. th uk is a shit hole ive lived here all my life and its crap there are so many immigrant who get benefits for doing bugger all. the auzzies have the right idea.

    paul is so cute :)

  • You have it right, finally another person in the UK with a brain.

  • aww paul is so cute and hes luck to have worked with heath ledger(R.I.P) On A Knights Tale

    i love him in wimbolden and in InkHeart

  • Thats what I would sound like if I tried to do an Aussie accent....

    I see a lot of myself in paul bettany lol..hopelessly english....

  • not even close lol

  • QUEENSLANDER!!!!

  • @seachmhallach1

    aka bogan

  • sounds eactly the same like the british accent

  • hes british

    thats why

  • Adelaide wooo

  • Aussie salute

  • aussie are the most layback people out...best accents...you wake up and have a talk with everyone its completey chilled everyones friendly ....europe is just crawling with fuckwits who only talk about soccer and honestly crave the paradise we live in down her..

  • australian accents are gay.

    its the worst accent around.

    even worse than german!

  • fuck you!!

    aussie accents fucking rule

    most laid back people around lol

  • im not talking about australian people you fucking ringpeice.i couldnt give a shit if there layed back. people here are layed back.

    imo australian accents suck donkey dick.

  • what the fuck...

    ok

    ur just proving americans get angry at the slightest things....

    its not doing ur country any good, sorry!!! =D

  • too bad for you im not american.

    Your just poving that australia is the gayest and most rasict country in the world. well your not proving that, but it is.

  • racist? lol

    so ur saying english people are a race?

    lmao

  • oh wait....

    ur from the uk

    even worse!!!

  • your from australia so thats even worse!

    you got a fucking retard accent.

  • what are you whining about? ...  oh wait "Cubfa99: Country: United Kingdom" .... now i know what you're whining about.

  • i'd rather sound like i do now, than a stuck up posh loser

    thanks =D

  • no im not saying that. did i say that? no.

    australians are the most rasict country. thats nothing to be proud of. stop whinging and go play with your boomarang

  • LOL....my boomarang???

    HAHAHAHAHA you're a cracker hahahahahaha

    If we're such a racist country, why do we accept so many refugees and immigrants?

    hmmmmm......

  • have u been to australia?

    do u seriously think there are that many kangaroos and they all jump around in our backyards???

    if u do you are the biggest fucking idiot lol

    i dont even own a fucking boomarang.....

    We could choose to deny those people but we dont....

    ok show me the website,send me the facts!!

    i wanna see these statistics!!

  • the bush fire was deliberatly lit you idiot lol

    and i wonder what you'd be saying if a snow storm hit the uk and all of your family died in it?

    wow....how things would of changed then.

    another thing,

    australia isnt all desert

    i hope u know by the way

    that the aussie accent is basicly a different version of the english accent...

    so uhm....you're kinda paying out your own

    and you're country sort of built ours to start with

    so if aus is so fucked up then england is what made it like that!!!

  • i dont think wel get a snow storm that will kill people!

    atleast we get snow here!

    yeah too right we started your country. what thanks do we get?! if it wasnt for us sending all the chriminals there you wouldnt exsist

  • lol yeah...pretty funny seeing as im from south australia which had NO convicts sent haha

  • cos its shit. not even convicts wanted to go there!

  • i didnt think the convicts had a choice where to go??

    hahahahaahha

  • LOL

  • yer well we do exist and are bigger, stronger, and faster then u at everything, and better looking. btw how are your beaches over there? i think everyone on earth would trade a shitty snowy cold winter for a warm tropical feeling beach any day. and u dont deserve any thanks coz i think about 90% of the criminals got locked up n shipped off for 9 months or so on a crappy falling apart boat filled with disease just for stealing a piece of bread

  • been to ur country, and its got the shittest weather on earth, i dont care if u started us, i dont want anything to do with u anymore. take the ashes, cricket is a shit sport. and if ur gona call australia a desert shithole u obviously havent experiences it. no ones lives in the desert, we're a coastal country coz its paradise there. theres a reason why ur all angry losers and we're layed back sick cunts champ. and a countries weather is generalised because thats wat it is usually like.

  • i cant keep up with ur stupidity mate. i cant believe an english person would actually call another country crowded lol, ur just too much. dont u have the whole population of america crammed into about one tenth the size? and fyi, australias coastline is 34,000kms long, now before u write back this time, try and take in the information i wrote down then come back with something to say, like u obviously didnt before.

  • for the last fucken time, i dont give two shits about cricket, its the gayest sport on earth. and dont pick perth as an example of our country then go and pick london as urs. u chose our second worst against ur best. compare sydney (that comparison is up to u, i cant be fucked). i did exaggerate ur population a bit, i looked it up and its about 60 fucken million. compared to our 23 or so. i think we win the least crowded, and syd = 4.2m and london = 7.5m. new york is the capital of the world.

  • actually its not 60m, your thinking of britian, england is well over 10m less. But youv got to remember england is a much older country.

    Yes, but the majority of that 23m lives in 4, 5 or 6 cities.

    Well according to the newyorktimes, london is the capital city of the world.

    ahh, the ashes back where they belong. nice feeling.

  • England has a population of 50 million and the UK (not Britain) has about 60-70million people. And stop throwing insults at each other. No one cares about a countries weather, I mean its a pretty stupid thing to argue over. UK is great (maybe not in its weather) but we have some pretty talented people. An Australia has beautiful landscape and everyones quite happy there because of the weather and immigratrion has stopped (wish the same could be said about the UK).

  • you wonder why all the people over there are moving to Australia - Weather is beautiful, lifestyle is beautiful, people are great and an overall awesome place to live! Look up the worlds most livable cities - Australia outshines England quite a fair bit.

    In response to Brentybop - You can't really justify Perth being the second worst city, we are definitely the most laid back from what I have noticed on my travels around Australia.

  • Yeah,Im sure Harlem and brooklyn have alot of "class" too!

  • we cant help coping other countries if you havent realised, our whole lyfestyle has been shaped and mouldered by other countries and other cultures because we dont have our own culture - we are an extremely young countrie so its hard to find our own its like when a little baby brother or sister is born they copy the older brothers and sisters. stop dissing australia because its younger and more attractive then where ever ur from.

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha get a life,its not even ur country,nearly all came from britain anyway

  • no shit im british but i live there

  • I want to go to Australia soooo bad... The Aussie accent is totally HOT. And it's definitely cooler to be called an Aussie than an American. Part of the reason being this: population of Australia (2008): 21,374,000. Population of USA: 304,059,724 . "Where are you from?"

    "The US"

    "Oh... that's neat. Every third person I meet is from the US it seems."

    "Where are you from?"

    "Australia."

    "WOW that's frickin AWESOME! You're the only Aussie I've ever met!"

    lol

    (yes, I am an American)

  • @jenchapple89 Iv heard different US accents, what part of America are you from?

  • I'm from the northwestern part, Michigan.

  • @jenchapple89 haha its not as interesting as you think.

  • But, to foreigners, yes, yes it is! It may not be to you (bc you probably live there?) but it is definitely interesting to LOTS of other ppl I can assure you lol

  • You should come over and visit - we need more smart shiela's, so you might be like alot of the pomms and never leave.

  • @jenchapple89 I like you, your the first american i know to NOT dis an aussie. CHEERS MATE! =)

  • @TallonDoG

    LOL, but WHY would Americans dis Aussies??? How stupid! I don't personally know anyone who dislikes Aussies. What are the reasons? Exactly, there are none! :-)

  • @jenchapple89 you think our accent's hot? thanks haha :)

  • @jenchapple89 I totally agree with you!

  • @jenchapple89 Do you like full on aussie accent or in between

  • Lol its the exact some over here in Australia except the other way round

  • @jenchapple89 your right. us aussies are pretty fuckin sick. haha

  • @brentybop hey wtf - Perth = second worst? Can you justify your perspective?

  • did you just say Perth is running out of water? They use a de-sal plant so they have all the water in the world at their disposal

  • @irishgodfatherchris we're building a second one too:)

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