I love technology and everything it does for us as much as the next person, if not more, but nothing will ever be as good as smelling a new book and hearing the pages turn when I read it. I like to write in my books and put sticky notes in it and fold the pages. You can't do that on a Kindle.
I listen to this with my inner voice screaming "Oh yes Oh Yes OH YESS!" I read and I read some more convinced my children wallowed and thrived in the sound of my voice. It didn't matter what I read. I read magazines and menus, books and billboards and street signs, and once getting on the highway in South Florida, reading "North West Palm Beach, South Miami" and my then 4 year old son asked "Mommy, when are we ever going to go to 'Your Ammy?" I realized the spoken word is truly a joyful thing.
This poem is an absolute amazing case and point of sex sells. He starts off with such a comedic telling of his sex life, pulling in his audience with humour and sex. Then the poem is just so completely transformed into this beautiful plea for words to be spoken right down to the souls of our children. No matter how many times I hear this poem, it always strikes a chord in me, and I hope that one day, when my children remember how I read to them, that it will strike a chord in them as well.
I'm gonna read to my children when I have them just because of this video. And I'm gonna use the voices too, cause my mom did that with the Harry Potter books.
Articulate, poignant, powerful words. Thank you for being brilliant and incredibly funny. It is deeply appreciated. How many people can kick ass with their words? Not many. This man can. Intelligence, how refreshing!
I wouldn't read it to a 4 year old, true, but it's definitely something I think an 8 or 9 year old (and certainly above) should be able to handle in some capacity (and I believe family reading shouldn't end just because a child can read too). After all, Anne Frank was a child when she wrote it, and it's subject matter isn't something that can or should be sugar coated. Making them aware of a tragedy like that isn't the same as scarring them for life...they'll probably be fine ;)
On the more critical side, the shift from 'Audio Erotica' to childrens stories was just a bit jarring, but also rather brilliant, considering what sex can sometimes lead to :P
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORks
Wish my parents read to me when i was a kid, i don't know any fairy tales or fables...and im 19 years old...now i miss all the allusions to these stories when i read
We all should write a little rhymed piece on a regular basis and give thanks for something, just as Taylor did. What a difference would be made if every American family spent one hour a week with nothing but the reading of wonderful writers!
i wish i could live in the same fantasy world as you, lol you have high hopes, and while i would wish for the same, sadly I doubt "every American family", given a million years, ever achieve that.... =(
I love listening to you. I've probably heard every single one of your poems hundreds of times and when I discover one that I have yet to hear, I get all giddy. I love how the words you say just completely sink in and just makes you say..."yeah, that's what we should be doing" or "that's damn right." So in case you haven't noticed I really admire you! =] And you're one of the best role models any one could have.
I'm a journalism major. And when I hear your words, I feel the need to become an educator, so that I can open other kids' eyes to the beauty of words- the beauty that you so eloquently point out every single time. I honestly admire you more than I could admire any celebrity- Thank you.. Thank you for keeping me on my toes, and reminding me that uncertainty causes progress-- maybe I'm not a journalism major after all.
please keep your homophobic comments to yourself. They aren't funny to anyone but you and your small group of friends. It is honorable to like and know good poetry & has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
@stashasimon I don't know why people are making homophobic comments. Taylor Mali is married to a woman, and his late first wife was obviously a woman as well. People are just looking for something to complain about.
It's tragic that some people can't understand him, but if you listen to this about - oh, I don't know - until you get it - you'll find there's a natural flow to it. Yes, he goes from wooing a woman to reading to kids - why do you think that is, huh?
THink about it, reading out loud is exactly like eating out a chick. You don't like to do it. It is boring as all hell. Eventually your tongue gets tired of moving around so much in all these complicated formations that you need to get a drink of water. And by the end of the night, you still probably haven't "finished" the book. ;)
Random Lady: I'll sit here and shift a little, pretend the audience won't whisper and giggle, when I one cheek to set free this god awful creeping wedgie. Maybe they can tell, staring, of the discomfort I am bearing, by the sweat rolling weakly down my face, grimaced and wrinkly. I do wish I could just grab it As is the customary habit to reach back, dislodge the damn thing When one thinks that eyes aren't watching.
RANDOM LADY;taylor mali sound like he lives in bali sitting sewing a suit,random lady looking kind of shadey would like to give him a boot,yes a boot to the back of his self important ass,would that be crass?why,yaaaaassss!
RANDOM LADY;look at him there with his stupid 1980s hair,he can't even learn a single word reading from a script,oh how absurd! why must it be him? why cant it be me! i've got more things to tell you that would fill you with glee! like the poem about the "bold seagull,the bold seagull,such an elegant bird is he,he sits on a rock and he pecks on his cock as he dangles his arse in the sea the sea,as he dangles his arse in the sea.
RANDOM LADY;"it was me that he met in a restaurant,then he took me to some seedy bar,he told me his wife did'nt understand him as he did me in the back of his car.he'd come round after work for a bit of the "other" but after some time started calling me mother,he dressed as a schoolboy and would say he was naughty,and i'd pull down his pants and smack his big hairy "botty"....the years have gone by,now i'm sitting beside him,i'll take him back home soon to slap and chastise him.
RANDOM LADY; what's going on,and why am i here? sitting here smiling,i've come over all queer, there's a gun in my pocket and my trigger fingers twitching,i had a row with my girlfriend,she just would not stop bitching. there's two bullets left and i want to be dead,but after listening to this guy,i think i'll kill him instead...
Wow. I'm a teacher, and I've been listening to "What teachers make" all afternoon (what can I say, it's got to be your voice *lol*). But I'm also a parent, and this one touched me even deeper. I can still close my eyes and remember my grandmother's voice as she read to me. If I'm lucky, someday my son or his children will remember me in the same way.
the poem is good but some teachers real dont teach anymore im in an afternoon school where its very important to have a good teacher and all we have is fuck ups who dont give a shit and are racist they dont want to teach anybody they just dont give a fuck and i think that the teachers who love teaching arent as much as those who just dont give a shit so thats why some ask "what teachers make" so to some i say fuck em to some i say respect
she is the mc of the poetry festival this was filmed at. there is another video of talor mali doing his "the the impotence of proof reading" and there is a man sitting there. same concept - mc at the poetry performance.
My heart jump out of my chest when he mentioned one of my most favorite books (A Wrinkle in Time). It reminded me when I read the book in 6th grade; flying through the story til I realized I was near the end, then slowing down too see how long I could make it last, making me wish, it was a never ending story.
This has moved me to tears because it reminds me of how my parents (long gone now) used to read to me when I was a little and how I used to live in story books and novels (and still do). The books of your youth never leave you. And as the daughter of a teacher I can honestly say.....Taylor, you ROCK!
I love technology and everything it does for us as much as the next person, if not more, but nothing will ever be as good as smelling a new book and hearing the pages turn when I read it. I like to write in my books and put sticky notes in it and fold the pages. You can't do that on a Kindle.
MandieMoustache 1 week ago
The message is clear. Reading aloud connects us in a special way.
kiaweking 1 month ago
Cute ponytail, girlie man.
TheWowser2011 2 months ago
Another great one!
HugeGene 3 months ago
love this guy and his witty / funny poetry
taniran3 4 months ago 2
I Really enjoyed the video and the channel. Wanted to say hi and make friends.
thethirdq 4 months ago
Pretty words.
foxinbox258 4 months ago
OMG! My gf does this to me too! I love this Taylor Mali.
Somnusrei 5 months ago
17 people prefer picture books.
besteva 6 months ago
17 people thought the microphone was something else!
r3ds0xfan01 7 months ago
I listen to this with my inner voice screaming "Oh yes Oh Yes OH YESS!" I read and I read some more convinced my children wallowed and thrived in the sound of my voice. It didn't matter what I read. I read magazines and menus, books and billboards and street signs, and once getting on the highway in South Florida, reading "North West Palm Beach, South Miami" and my then 4 year old son asked "Mommy, when are we ever going to go to 'Your Ammy?" I realized the spoken word is truly a joyful thing.
jbeeleevr 7 months ago 4
who is the woman on stage? She's distracting.
suzaletto 7 months ago 3
who is the woman on stage? She's distracting.
suzaletto 7 months ago
Read to your babies!
cohndebra 7 months ago
oh my gosh. i just found this guy, but his poems are absolutely amazing
locochica1011 8 months ago 4
I like it because it's sneaky.
khayraB 9 months ago
This poem is an absolute amazing case and point of sex sells. He starts off with such a comedic telling of his sex life, pulling in his audience with humour and sex. Then the poem is just so completely transformed into this beautiful plea for words to be spoken right down to the souls of our children. No matter how many times I hear this poem, it always strikes a chord in me, and I hope that one day, when my children remember how I read to them, that it will strike a chord in them as well.
BakaPyros 10 months ago 6
ur poems are soo good and you where amazing when u came to highland highschool.
kkdivia14 10 months ago
I'm gonna read to my children when I have them just because of this video. And I'm gonna use the voices too, cause my mom did that with the Harry Potter books.
TheAndiePerson 11 months ago 3
Geh, I read too much as is... I once started skipping school just to get through a good book. Lol...
HollowTearsOfJoy 11 months ago 6
@HollowTearsOfJoy I'd go to the library ;P
KittyKattyYukiLvr 11 months ago
we need words to hold us for the world to behold us.
Language is my virus, get infected. It's gotta be respected its the peaceful disease to wreck the beast when its the least expected.
3bdooTube 1 year ago 4
this guy is just wonderful! taylor i love you and your poetry! xxx
stephibobz 1 year ago
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wow, I need to read more books.
juanmora19910209 1 year ago
I want him to read to me ^^
saikogrrl 1 year ago
Simply poignant, intellectual and utterly pleasing to the ears. :)
Clarionpiano 1 year ago
I love Taylor!
Khristine10 1 year ago
Articulate, poignant, powerful words. Thank you for being brilliant and incredibly funny. It is deeply appreciated. How many people can kick ass with their words? Not many. This man can. Intelligence, how refreshing!
Lehmann108 1 year ago 10
@Lehmann108 *groans* i have to say it now...
The Chuck Norris of words.
frostfang1 1 year ago 7
Ok seriously, I love the message in this poem but who reads their *kid* the Diary of Anne Frank ?
araeshkigal 1 year ago
@araeshkigal
I had excerpts from it in my reading books in grade school.
h3lblad3 1 year ago
@araeshkigal Why not read to their a kid the Diary of Anne Frank?
PurpleAvettFan 1 year ago
@araeshkigal
I wouldn't read it to a 4 year old, true, but it's definitely something I think an 8 or 9 year old (and certainly above) should be able to handle in some capacity (and I believe family reading shouldn't end just because a child can read too). After all, Anne Frank was a child when she wrote it, and it's subject matter isn't something that can or should be sugar coated. Making them aware of a tragedy like that isn't the same as scarring them for life...they'll probably be fine ;)
Vinya 1 year ago
@Vinya Yeah, I was nine. I'm fine.
KittyKattyYukiLvr 11 months ago
He must've had wonderful parents.
phoenixelixir 1 year ago 2
Dear god he has a sexy voice... and I'm straight.
On the more critical side, the shift from 'Audio Erotica' to childrens stories was just a bit jarring, but also rather brilliant, considering what sex can sometimes lead to :P
vp21ct 1 year ago 5
You have a wonderful way of telling a story........thank you for reading to me! :-)
Thedarmit 1 year ago
I loved that.
omentoo 1 year ago
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mileycubslvr 1 year ago
technologies change, books are digitized and compressed into any kind of format you can imagine, but people still love the smell and feel of a book.
bobobano 1 year ago 46
That was amazing. (and yes, I was read to as a kid)
MyLatestEscape 1 year ago
Can't make out the last 3 words
KevJJ888 1 year ago
The last line is
"For us to truly know our own souls."
zazaodh 1 year ago
Wish my parents read to me when i was a kid, i don't know any fairy tales or fables...and im 19 years old...now i miss all the allusions to these stories when i read
Ats91Biatch 2 years ago 3
this inspires me
taylor im glad your here
cronodob 2 years ago 2
taylor mali needs to quit poetry and start doing stand up. or do both.
BuddenOne 2 years ago
haha, he can't quit!
But he really is humorous and witty. That's probably because he's a teacher and kids are funny.
scootigger 2 years ago 5
We all should write a little rhymed piece on a regular basis and give thanks for something, just as Taylor did. What a difference would be made if every American family spent one hour a week with nothing but the reading of wonderful writers!
CVphotog2 2 years ago 4
i wish i could live in the same fantasy world as you, lol you have high hopes, and while i would wish for the same, sadly I doubt "every American family", given a million years, ever achieve that.... =(
0000infinity0000 2 years ago
Every family doesn't have to...how about your family to start??
CVphotog2 2 years ago 3
...no
solmskyfire 1 year ago
Thank you.
greatestnagger 2 years ago
I love listening to you. I've probably heard every single one of your poems hundreds of times and when I discover one that I have yet to hear, I get all giddy. I love how the words you say just completely sink in and just makes you say..."yeah, that's what we should be doing" or "that's damn right." So in case you haven't noticed I really admire you! =] And you're one of the best role models any one could have.
wintairqueen 2 years ago 10
I wish my man read to me.
goddance721 2 years ago
@goddance721 Have you asked him?
ResilientMichael 2 years ago
I'm a journalism major. And when I hear your words, I feel the need to become an educator, so that I can open other kids' eyes to the beauty of words- the beauty that you so eloquently point out every single time. I honestly admire you more than I could admire any celebrity- Thank you.. Thank you for keeping me on my toes, and reminding me that uncertainty causes progress-- maybe I'm not a journalism major after all.
KatLoveMusic 2 years ago 5
@KatLoveMusic ~ Wish you every successs in journey!
ResilientMichael 2 years ago
My actual first name is Luke, but after listening to this guy's amazing work, I started going by my middle name: Taylor.
taylorisaguysname 2 years ago 3
I want to tell him that he made me fall in love with words again. Does anyone now how?
JacobWilsonKuschner 2 years ago
You just did. This is his channel.
lyricessence 2 years ago
:) Love.
musicissimple 2 years ago
If I loved this guy any more I'd be gay ;)
Sorry, Taylor, I only get bromantic for your poetry.
tekno2600 2 years ago 321
I love you.
frenchfry101 2 years ago
please keep your homophobic comments to yourself. They aren't funny to anyone but you and your small group of friends. It is honorable to like and know good poetry & has nothing to do with sexual orientation.
stashasimon 1 year ago 7
@stashasimon I don't know why people are making homophobic comments. Taylor Mali is married to a woman, and his late first wife was obviously a woman as well. People are just looking for something to complain about.
Nostalgiahatesme 1 year ago 2
@tekno2600 Bromantic. I like that. :D
nightwolf117610 1 year ago 4
@tekno2600 no ur just gay lol just kidding
brokenjustsayin 1 month ago
this is great. He is brilliant.
fishSG1 2 years ago 3
Taylor Mali is my hero (:
BeastlyMushroomNinja 2 years ago 2
Taylor Mali uses the power of "sex" to get people to listen, just as advertising professionals.
Mali has serious messages for our society (and others) in all of his poetry and creatively finds ways to get you to really hear him. Kudos Taylor!
TPleasent 2 years ago 12
Amazing. Awesome. Such a lovely, natural flow.
It's tragic that some people can't understand him, but if you listen to this about - oh, I don't know - until you get it - you'll find there's a natural flow to it. Yes, he goes from wooing a woman to reading to kids - why do you think that is, huh?
situpeutparlemoi 2 years ago 16
lol, this is my fav poem, seriously, even with it's silly start, it's so powerful that I almost cried at the end. thanks taylor mali!!!
mikeisagod1115 2 years ago
RANDOM LADY: not a random lady at all. it's slam poetry. goml
myungsupah 2 years ago
HOW THICK DO WE HAVE TO BE TO GET YOU
pete272727 2 years ago
I dont get it... like reading is eating out a chick and by the end hes like "read to your kids"
PocketFire 2 years ago 2
THink about it, reading out loud is exactly like eating out a chick. You don't like to do it. It is boring as all hell. Eventually your tongue gets tired of moving around so much in all these complicated formations that you need to get a drink of water. And by the end of the night, you still probably haven't "finished" the book. ;)
patrifiedy2k 2 years ago
Maybe you're doing it wrong. ; )
MaehemDeDebbil 2 years ago
could you teach me how to do it right? ;)
patrifiedy2k 2 years ago
I imagine I "could"... it's more a question of "would" that is the problem. ; ) you keep tryin tho, hun.
MaehemDeDebbil 2 years ago
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you're the type of ignorant male that gives men a bad name.
idiot.
gotjilk422 2 years ago
you're the type of ignorant person that gives HUMANS a bad name. Dumbass. It was a joke.
patrifiedy2k 2 years ago 6
"its quality time," even though it doesn't always fit your most desired interest.
hapolian 2 years ago 4
saxonde68 3 years ago 3
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RANDOM LADY;taylor mali sound like he lives in bali sitting sewing a suit,random lady looking kind of shadey would like to give him a boot,yes a boot to the back of his self important ass,would that be crass?why,yaaaaassss!
wizardspocket 3 years ago
RANDOM LADY;look at him there with his stupid 1980s hair,he can't even learn a single word reading from a script,oh how absurd! why must it be him? why cant it be me! i've got more things to tell you that would fill you with glee! like the poem about the "bold seagull,the bold seagull,such an elegant bird is he,he sits on a rock and he pecks on his cock as he dangles his arse in the sea the sea,as he dangles his arse in the sea.
salvadorsalvona 3 years ago
RANDOM LADY;"it was me that he met in a restaurant,then he took me to some seedy bar,he told me his wife did'nt understand him as he did me in the back of his car.he'd come round after work for a bit of the "other" but after some time started calling me mother,he dressed as a schoolboy and would say he was naughty,and i'd pull down his pants and smack his big hairy "botty"....the years have gone by,now i'm sitting beside him,i'll take him back home soon to slap and chastise him.
caltontongs73 3 years ago 5
RANDOM LADY; what's going on,and why am i here? sitting here smiling,i've come over all queer, there's a gun in my pocket and my trigger fingers twitching,i had a row with my girlfriend,she just would not stop bitching. there's two bullets left and i want to be dead,but after listening to this guy,i think i'll kill him instead...
professorweegie 3 years ago 3
Wow. I'm a teacher, and I've been listening to "What teachers make" all afternoon (what can I say, it's got to be your voice *lol*). But I'm also a parent, and this one touched me even deeper. I can still close my eyes and remember my grandmother's voice as she read to me. If I'm lucky, someday my son or his children will remember me in the same way.
Marvil77 3 years ago 4
the poem is good but some teachers real dont teach anymore im in an afternoon school where its very important to have a good teacher and all we have is fuck ups who dont give a shit and are racist they dont want to teach anybody they just dont give a fuck and i think that the teachers who love teaching arent as much as those who just dont give a shit so thats why some ask "what teachers make" so to some i say fuck em to some i say respect
behinddacurtain 3 years ago
Who's the random lady sitting there?
thebuddhamonkey 3 years ago
you can hire her from the random lady rental company.
professorweegie 3 years ago 116
@professorweegie HAHAHAHA! Good one!!
pingpongaffair 1 year ago
@professorweegie Ha brilliant.
TwoTube2 4 months ago
she is the mc of the poetry festival this was filmed at. there is another video of talor mali doing his "the the impotence of proof reading" and there is a man sitting there. same concept - mc at the poetry performance.
multiz007 3 years ago 4
That man is Billy Collins, by the by.
MrDelirious 2 years ago
Taylor Mali, you are so incredibly talented!! LOVE YOUR WORK!! Want to see you in person so badly!
nikfun34 3 years ago 5
My heart jump out of my chest when he mentioned one of my most favorite books (A Wrinkle in Time). It reminded me when I read the book in 6th grade; flying through the story til I realized I was near the end, then slowing down too see how long I could make it last, making me wish, it was a never ending story.
bcg2203 3 years ago 8
This is fantastic!
Piasmaffia 3 years ago
this one touched my heart
imbabu 3 years ago 2
This makes me remember the wonderful moments of quality time I spent reading to my children
"good night moon". Thanks for the focus and sharing. Praise.
jeffreykay777 3 years ago 2
amazing you have a beautiful way of expressing yourself....
bunnyloving101 3 years ago 2
What you say is true about reading to children and reading allowed in general. I think everyone should hear this poem.
zkylar 3 years ago 2
He has really grown as a performer since then!
Petrucci158 3 years ago 4
This has moved me to tears because it reminds me of how my parents (long gone now) used to read to me when I was a little and how I used to live in story books and novels (and still do). The books of your youth never leave you. And as the daughter of a teacher I can honestly say.....Taylor, you ROCK!
sprinkleshouse 3 years ago 3
thou art a master of awesomeness!
tomboyluvsyanni9876 3 years ago 4
Excellent, good sir.
ksAreveN 3 years ago
Glorious, as always sir.
blath 3 years ago
GREAT poem!
:)
ravensmomscorp76 3 years ago
Beautiful words! Here's to the Story and the Storytellers! Well done!
brianmpei 3 years ago
Awesome, as always. I wish I could write like that.
theekaypea 3 years ago
taylor, seriously... you have inspired me to be a teacher. I am not quite sure in what just yet, but i want to teach.
Thank you for just being you.
Scott Allen Stephenson.
scottstephenson 3 years ago
Very cool.
hellojohnathan 3 years ago