funny jesus

[kukstyler]

aye boy dem man reall stupid..

[lalahi100]

it,s abuse video

[cdubmeyer]

the people who disliked this video are religious fanatics who couldn't take a joke if it slap them in the face, it's just so sad that we have so many dumb fucks in the world

[abdalaez]

@cdubmeyer

i take it that you are an atheist or something so you dint get it , no offense but how do you feel if some one make a video like that about your Mather ? or call your wife a bitch , its the same , am not a Christian but i don't like the video

[cdubmeyer]

@abdalaez No, I do get it that's why it's funny, because in life we shouldn't take things too seriously. You are not taught to fear Jesus, so I'm pretty sure it's ok to make a parody video like this of him every once in a while. Stop taking life to seriously, you might enjoy it.

[H0neyB4dger]

is this an add for something?

lol

[FlyingArmy]

THUMB UP!

[frozenthrone690]

HOY! The one who made this video should be ashamed of what he or she has done. :o

[mobiledev]

btw. end times is now. Bible say: "Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." (2 Peter 3:3-4)

[mobiledev]

I do not understand why atheists are so hateful. hate anything that is combined with the good, and love everything that is associated with evil. You choose where you go after death.

[Petegrin1]

@mobiledev hahahaha no atheists are not hateful. its you people that are hateful to us

[cdubmeyer]

@Petegrin1 that's true

[pezilla123]

LOL

[usukker]

what would jesus say if he come back and se all these cars, planes and everything? he would ask, did god do this? lol

[Sokkiekat]

"What would Jesus do?" He'd become a deva and wear a diaper, of course.

[20happiness]

you are just lazy to read the Bible. im sorry for you people, maybe you experienced a terrible story. owww how pitiful! you are foolish and dumb. can you make a joke a more funny than this? is this a joke for you?. ohh i see, you are foolish and its hard to deal with the foolish people. they have theyre own way. im sad for what have happened in your lives. May God bless you..

[SuperThesamman]

Muslims dosn't accept that...Jesus is not a joke object!!!!!!

[iaroslav4ik]

@SuperThesamman muslim is a joke object , and bu the way i read that Allah was GAY

[SuperThesamman]

@iaroslav4ik go to solve ur econimi problem and after that look for muslim and fucking god...

[012345alexable]

@iaroslav4ik firstly muslim, whether you are referring to the religion or the person who practices the religion, cannot be an object. secondly, if what you say is true, you probably only read half of the entire story. thirdly, muslim is not a joke. im not even muslim but i respect muslims because they are the same as mostly everyone of us but they belong to a different faith.

[MrIloveparkour]

if u beleive in Jesus u will find this disrespectfull but its kinda showing how much u love him by making videos about him

[AdrMorEng]

He'll be back in 3 days

[shahad2010]

I'M MUSLIM AND THIS MOVIE IS  NUT FUNNY, THIS VIDEO IS MOCKERY OF JESUS

[alixaksionov]

@shahad2010 dude, seriously? lighten up eh? it's just a movie that a lot of people find amusing. hence the 184 likes it has. Now shut up and laugh. By the way, why did you feel the need to mention that you're muslim?

[TheFarmountain]

why many hate Jesus when he has given all the freedom man kind wants? You can eat whatever you like, drink whatever you like, fuck and get fucked with ever you like. lie, steal and kill as much as you like and after that simply believe in Lord Jesus and wear a cross and you can go to heaven, what they want more???

[2cool4skoolful]

@TheFarmountain Doesnt that seem wrong to you that you can do whatever you want and still go heaven aslong as you believe in Jesus doesnt that seem wrong, Do you really think Jesus would want you to kill steal do all evil things but aslong as u believe in him u go heaven that sounds sooo wrongg, I can give you more then 100 proofs right now that the quran is the word of god if your interested let me know.

[TheFarmountain]

hahahahahahaha...your Jesus is so funny...

[yaoifanXXkaya]

Jesus stop hanging out with the anti-christ! xD

[96Matiq]

0:41 fake? if yes i will be........very fcking funny ahahaahauh !

[FIFA10BROTHERZ]

I will survive!!!!!!! "bus hits him"

[evilantman1]

jesus christ this is funny

[fuckjesusbitch]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.

[other155]

angry arabs below me

[3656761]

gay jesus go splat!

[em129836]

Orthodox Muslims are seriously the most boring, uptight, joyless people in human history. Like I seriously fucking feel so sorry for you that you can't drink a beer or jerk off or even look at a women's ankle. God your lives must be fucking absolutely miserable....

[TheBenster1998]

@em129836 yes then XD your a legend :D

[MrDromadaire21]

j'adore a mourir de rire ! <3<3<3

[tartandaddy]

whats an anointed video? you spill the TCP on it?

[scarefacerocks]

ha ha ha u sucked my balls out :p

[scarefacerocks]

ha ha ha u sucked my balls out :p

[SICIS1991]

@jopmaseh im gay!!

[shmaaar]

راح يجي يوم ونقطع راسك يابن العاهره.....لست بكفؤ ان تستهزئ بعيسى عليه السلام

..............................­......................

الاخوان المسلمون

[EgyHumanistAtheist]

@shmaaar

الفكر الحر قادم لا محالة يا اخوان يا مسلمين

المسألة مسألة عده عقود، ولن يؤمن شخص على سطح الكوكب بخرافة نوح و موسى و قصة الخلق المسروقة من ملحمة جلجامش البابلية

To English speakers, this guy is a Muslim who is threatening the creator of this video that he will be decapitated.

Islam... the religion of peace LOL

[yasser568]

@EgyHumanistAtheist

اي شيء يصل للقمه يسقط ... ستنتهي ايام الماسونيين باذن الله

ربما انتصروا علينا بالتكنولوجيا و الاعلام , لكنهم لن يهزموا الله !!!!

[EgyHumanistAtheist]

@yasser568 وهل يمكن لشخص ان ينتصر شخصا على التنين الصينى الاحمر؟

لا يمكن، ليس لأنه قويا، لكن لأنه ليس له وجود اصلا!

[yasser568]

@EgyHumanistAtheist

كلامك منطقي و صحيح ، و لكننا يا عزيزي نتحدث عن الله , يكفي انه يعلم بوجودكم !!!!

أتمنى من الله ان يطيل عمرك و يجعلك ترى نهايتهم ...

صحيح انكم اقوياء و ( غير موجودين ) و لكنكم لم تستطيعوا ايقاف انتشار الاسلام ، اقصد انكم مسيطرون و لا وجود لكم ، و لكن الله قال انه سيدخل الاسلام في كل بيت من وبر كان او مدر

قلي ، نحن نعلم ان الاسلام اكثر الاديان تعرضا للتشويه الاعلامي , و لكنه اكثرها انتشارا .. هل تعرف لماذا ؟ لان الله قال انه سيدخله في كل بيت , كما انه يعلم بوجودكم ...

[GreenExhale]

@shmaaar The Islam religion is narrow minded, it makes me smile when i hear about the people of the middle east suffer so that I may drive my Hummer to go get some fast food down the street.

[yasser568]

@GreenExhale

Why do most religions, Islam is widespread and growing in the world? Especially in the West

[Solja2010]

jesus is shakin wat his mama gave him ;)

[Custer0]

you should be shame of your self

[twobabyprincess]

HassanYassien you shut up and your mouth im not cristion and i honer and respect god and jesus and all the other saints just u r rude R_U_D_E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[NlMG1388]

@twobabyprincess maybe god can help you with your spelling issues.

[HassanYassien]

What is this?!

We should respect Jesus and all the prophets

[InFlamesAddictive]

@HassanYassien Fuck you and your religion, this is humour, and it rulez

[hy867129]

it is a shame to post a video like this

[ThePastorPeter]

This is a wonderful anointed video. Thank you so much.

Pastor Peter

[diddykongfu]

@ThePastorPeter why do people talk about themselfs in the third person man you must have an ego the size of northkorea

[ThePastorPeter]

@diddykongfu Signing off & speaking the third person and quite different.. May Satan remove those grammatical blinders & set you free!

Amen,

Your Pastor Peter

[diddykongfu]

@ThePastorPeter you didnt answer my question typical religious person cant make a valid argument so you attack my grammar lol whatever i just hope you aint really a pastor because pastors aint suppose to be judgmental

[ThePastorPeter]

@diddykongfu There is nothing in the bible about not being judgemental. My ministry is based on judging people's economic status & overall well being. I will judge you harder than thine father will when you arrive upon his steps.. a heathen, backslider. It's not too late for you, but it's getting close. Act now and do the righteous thing. Forever in faith.

Your Pastor Peter

[diddykongfu]

@ThePastorPeter i want you to judge me good pastor without your cloths even

[AFCAUltra]

@ThePastorPeter

Then you lie:)

God will judge the people. Not you. God will judge you for judging people.

[1xThreeDaysGrace1x]

Where in the bible does it say THOU SHALT NOT CUS?

[patdavies1]

@icthruu4evr

Read Romans 1 to find out the scriptural teaching of homosexuality.

[Olivia4801]

Cunt: One of the words that were put on MTV's Undateable, and were most often used by a sore loser.

Example: Jassy347

[valegorn]

I'm a Christian, but I have to say, that was freaky AWESOME!!! As soon as he started singing I couldn't help but start laughing. good job makers of this.

[jassy347]

HOW! it is so easy for some mother fuckers,cunts to make fun or insult to another religion?its shame for you man,,,its OK if you dont believe in religion but its worst when you makes fun,insult any other religion because millions of peoples are worshiped and it and follow it,,,,,,and you are responsible for playing with their tender feelings you cunt!

[patdavies1]

@jassy347

The shame lies with you and your foul mouth!

[rnalithe00]

@jassy347 These same people with "tender feelings" have no problem believing that anyone who thinks or acts in an unfavorable way deserves to burn in hell for eternity, and you're a sucker for feeling sympathy for them. Dumbass.

[bwprh]

that would e so freaky you saw someone doing down the street

[ohboynikhil]

i not only get the attention, but the following too, n i not only get the importance, but the copying too!!! so much is my influence, n so much is my effect, coz' i'm The God's head, so my back is The Perfect..! hahahaha...

[Gordzila19]

I got a bonner at :22

[PalestinianB]

وما قدروا الله حق قدره والأرضُ جميعاً قبْضته يوم القيامة والسموات مطويات بيمينه سبحانه وتعالى عما يشركون

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

@PalestinianB dude, what the fuck is that mean.. "His better hand we Almighty God Icherkunouma valued the correct amount of squeeze and the Resurrection Day of all of the land and the heaven brochures" just copied and translated what you said XD, but whats that supposed to mean? :D

[TheMarcusCZ]

Hes looking like a Saddan Husain

[parkhj927]

Fucker!!!!

How dare they mock our religon

[ThePseudoBasher]

jesus likes marry

[scheming8rythem]

the prostitute of nazereth?

[raikageninja]

@jopmaseh I'm glad you're trying to defend Jesus, but you forgot the second greatest commandment is to love others. If you proclaim Christ please clean up the language.

[patdavies1]

@raikageninja

Here here!

[basylisceyes09]

I think that's rude.

[parkhj927]

@basylisceyes09 i agree with you

[WTFclips]

i love this fucking video xD

[ticlkemepink16]

your going to hell

[kwjm09]

@ticlkemepink16

you're*

xD

[xboxmime]

i find it funny, and i think jesus would too XD

[SICIS1991]

jesus is gay

[sangnai]

I HATE THIS VIDEO

[frankdavid1000]

this was stupid and weird

[telos611]

jesus is not real PURE MYTH

[morganc17xoxo]

acs LOL

[96rorrim]

Jesus is PISSED!! He & GOD are going to REMOVE this vid by midnight, June 10, 2010. And those involved with it's production will receive a big can of smite-ass!!

[sharon1039]

thats blasphemy and you should stop rite now, shame on you

[bloomingdedalus]

Sheesh - that bus crash looks real.

[cali4jose]

Jesus Christ!...NOOO!!!!

[Crazy3937]

haha ein kumpel von mir hat das! aber ich fiende es soo lol :)

[edgarassasa]

it will be funnier that not bus killed jesus but falling piano ant then bus :DDDDD

[DittySanchez]

lol cmon guys that guy is impersonating jesus but when you laugh at it, you laugh at him, but not to jesus. im catholic anyways

[diyah6806]

this is really not funny and i knoe that its a joke but so rude

[Downtamun]

lol man that is so funny i keep on laughing everytime i see it :)

[lilmisssmiles1]

my bro showed me this! so hilarious!!!!!!!!! XD

0:31 LOL SHREK!!!!!!!!! XD

(just to clear things up i AM christain so don't call me racist, just because i can take this as the joke that it is)

[ShadowShaman88]

lol making fun of christian god haiz i got nothing to say abt u:(

[OurAhavaLove]

LOL. 00:30

[ahmd06]

i am Muslim , and i want to tell you people in my religion Islam is not permissible to make fun on the messenger Jesus (mercy upon him), and that is why you can not find Muslims make fun of Jesus (mercy upon him)

[lweigle]

its nice to hear a person stick up and take pride in their religion, it rare now adays

[ahmd06]

it seems that you are open mind . i just wonder what is your religion and what is your opinion about that video

[lweigle]

i am a a Cristian like most white americans and i feel that people have the choice to do what they want, and that it is a decision on what they believe and how strong they beleive in it. i personaly beleive in strong heritage and culture is important and to not loose sight of the old ways because with out them we wouldnt be here

[thetruecatalan]

Well of course.

Its seems to be permissible to justify killing men, women, and children in the name of your religion though.

[sidoschachour]

this is not a full version

[TheMicaz]

LOL......XD XD XD

=)

[allycatanime]

... im not goign to say what i think...

[TheMicaz]

LOL.....XD This video is so funny!!!!!XP

[Ingul818]

untalented idiot...

[lemonjuix]

that was too predictable. who wouldn't know he was going to get hit by a bus.

[skyyue1718]

lol

[dcege]

xD shrek? w00t

[Jibbb1260]

i lol'd all over my keyboard

[kaitlynwearspradax]

LMFAO

[sweetyTara]

haaahah this is the FUNNIEST video i see on youtube!!

[ahmedjuh]

luv it XD XD XD XD

[niceguy478396]

tis G&Y taking piss of religion

[Pfire1]

what a good sense of humour. wow

[shippoandkiraralove]

this video is perfect for all those people who say that i worship satan ^>^ theres your god on youtube XD

sorry i had to say it. im sorry. (not rly)

[Zakfaar]

Lol Funny

[Tyconboy4]

this guy must be jew

(not be rascist just saying)

[PrincessDeep]

thats soo fukingg badd and offensive shame on u

[dragon2060]

oh the girl thats sting their wan he rips off the robe wow she didn't see that coming

[vamplover111]

I already knew that all the prophets were gay, excepted Zoroastre. This one was a

pro---fète( in frnech ) = pro- festival I like " les jeux de mot"

[xXpartynakedXx]

lol priceless when he rips off the robe

[XivioTasha]

I don't like it, :/

[runescaperoxsbm]

do a comment

[schoolsucks827]

THIS IS HILAREOUS LOL

[LuvNick13]

i love it man u rule!

[aztecvampress]

This is just too great!

[cowdragon]

yeah, this is classic!

[aztecvampress]

OMG!!!! So funny... a little creepy... but funny!!

[stupidskank14]

haha this is great!

:]

[sushi81]

My little brother saw this, as I was watching it to the end, when the bus flew in and ran over Jesus.(LOL! yes I laugh) while he ran screaning and crying to mother say, " MOMMY JESUS GOT RAN OVER BY A BUS!" crying like a b1tch:/ and I got in trouble.

[kilermage]

i love this vid ist so funny

[TheVoid19]

LMAO!!

[LadyChaos31337N00B]

my GOD!! how did they do the bus part!

[ankitaankuankita]

that's a bad reputation of our god.

[jeyjey987]

thats not ur god...

[onlinemintgirl]

how would you knw?

[Akiva2212]

well ur god still died regardless on the cross or by a bus... u lucky cross is much lighter then a bus.. imgine if he really died by a bus would u wear a bus on ur nick???

[onlinemintgirl]

thats not exactly my god i'm indian it's just that.....i live in that country..

[jackle1238]

our God never died retard. His son jesus died. No Where dose the bible state to worship Jesus or praise him as he is only the messanger.....

[vielma123]

well jesus is part of god remember god is divided in 3 the father the son and the holy spirit! but yea this video is funny i wonder if the bus really run over that man!

[XxJewlicious787xX]

i watched it 27 times and i still laugh

[squilly22]

ah ha ha ha ok, now thats funny right there.

i dont care who you are are what yopu think or belive.

that is funny and we all should losen up a bit and luaf a little.

[squilly22]

holy crap, look how i spelled laugh!!

ha ha ha

[Greatenglishboy]

soooooooooooo funny