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  • AT FREAKING 0:29 HE RIPS HIS COCK OFF

  • I would love to do this to someone online. That would piss them off soooo much XD

  • Sped this video up and it'll be hilarious

  • Kept turning him like 10 times. Knocking him down to pick him back up - EPIC.

  • Hilarious

  • I didn't know johnny cage was a freakin namekian who GROWS BACK LIMBS!

  • Shao Kahn, you ASSHOLE!!! :)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 10 facts:

    1. You are reading this comment

    2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

    4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

    6. Your smiling

    7. You are still reading my comment

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    10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

    11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

  • @drakeTM1 theres only 8 facts

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  • you guys know that brutal fatalities are meant to be that long as they are combos you must do urself?

  • MKA was such a steaming pile of shit

  • i got a headache just by hearing johnny cage's dying voice

  • I would be pissed.

  • It's his leg bone actually.

  • dude it looked like he just ripped his dick off!

  • Annoyinty !

  • i think he ripped offf his cock

  • xD

  • Me: uuum shao kahn

    when are you gonna stop beating that guy up

    Shao: i dont know

    when it gets boring

    (pow POW)

    nope still fun ^_^

  • @Arzaker then he randomly rips off his d*** at 0:29

  • Cage: I Prefer death than getting thrown around. '-_-

  • Rapidly press 2

    Cage: Weee :D

  • You call that Brutal????

  • @TheKungfu4life No, it's called annoying

  • Peewee Herman.

  • Rapidly Tap 4

    :o

  • @Jaxxon10 8 is cool too lol.

  • Sounds like pee wee getting beat up

  • yeah.. i do the same

  • 0:30 what was that he ripped off?!!?!!

  • @MandyLandy62 his leg bone i think lol

  • Johhny Cage: "God Dammit, Kahn! Will you just kill me already?"

  • you sure fucked him up good...

  • looool player 2 is just sitting there, put the controller down, grabbed a beer, chillin....

  • I really dislike these fatalities.!

    

  • That should really be an official fatality

  • My dick's gone. XD

  • BEST fatality i have EVER seen REALLY.

  • omg cage got a sex change !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Johnny: CAN I DIE ALREADY?

  • @PalerLaze no wait! get up! get down! get up mother fucker! now get down!!! LOL

  • @PalerLaze LOL

    

  • @TheSmackfan101 He ripped out his femur, not his dick

  • he just got caged!

  • took long enough

  • Which MK is this?

  • @pivotman999 Armageddon

  • what did he pull off at 0:30 O___O

  • @svr2011ful his weinis

  • what was the first thing he pulled of??!!!!

  • That's what fans of "Brutality" do when they can't perform their favourite finishing move.

  • Looks like Johnny

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    just got Caged...

    YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH!

  • STOPUSINGTHESAMEFUCKINGMOVEYOU­LITTLEBITCH-ALITY

  • SPAMALITY

  • 0:21 lmao....LMAO! "Look over there, now back to me, now over there, now me! Now prepare to get FUCKING Circumsised, netherworld style"

  • 0:21 lmao....LMAO! "Look over there, now back to me, now over there, now me!"

  • 0:30 DID HE RIP HIS DICK OFF?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

  • @TheSmackfan101 i paused and looked at it and i think he did... eww/ouch

  • @TheSmackfan101 Ouch...

  • @TheSmackfan101 idc what you say no man deserves that

  • @TheSmackfan101 that was his PINGAS

  • @therealCinkid lulz

  • @TheSmackfan101 LOL what happens if shao kahn does that to kitana or one of the girls? o_O

  • @Accel345 .... the universe implodes i guess.

  • @TheSmackfan101 his thigh bones but that would suck for Cage if that actually happened but no one cares about him :)

  • @TheSmackfan101

    Shao Khan wins!

    DICKALITY!!

  • @TheSmackfan101 guess so lol

  • @TheSmackfan101 Why was he hard...

    

  • @TheSmackfan101

    No he ripped his femur out.

  • @TheSmackfan101 No his leg bone XD

  • @TheSmackfan101 OH MY GOD HE DID D:

  • @TheSmackfan101 actually they do

  • @TheSmackfan101 No, he ripped out one of his leg bones.

  • XD

  • 0:30 that is gunna suck for cage

  • @ZZYXY456 , it was his thigh bone . haha i kno wut ur thinking

  • @MrMitchell12996 really it was a thigh bone looked like shao just ripped his dick off

  • @ZZYXY456 , i kno that`s what i meant

  • @MrMitchell12996 yes ik that but just saying it does kinda

  • I HATE JC BECOSE HE HATES LIU KANG & I HATE SHAO KAHN BECOSE HE KILLED LIU KANG :O(!

  • @larryhardy3 Are you... Drugged?

  • @larryhardy3 Raiden killed Liu Kang in the new one.......and Liu Kang got killed by Shang Tsung in Deadly Alliance......dont remember Shao Kahn killing LiU Kang

  • Johnny Cage deserves such a beating

  • When he turned him around i thought he was gonna fuck him in the ass!! :|

  • all of you people that coment to this video are ass hole

  • lol.

  • 0:30-0:32 What was that I didn't See It Clear!

  • @earlizen he took the leg's bone out

  • @Gradiuslover361 Oh Thnx for The Anwer i will Subscrieb to you!

  • @Gradiuslover361 Oh.. I thought it was his dick..

  • @stevenaugust13 If it was then it would have been better!

  • Rotfl.That looks like something i would do just to shut up a wana be MK expert

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  • U think u made him suffer enough there shao Kahn?

  • i just got this game and havent played it yet but i have been watching videos of it, sounds leik the 60 charecters thing and kreate a fighter are cool but i dont think i will like the fatality system

  • @thecomedyshowlol you wont its fucking stupid

  • @thecomedyshowlol it really isnt the best. they alll have the same fatalities, except the big guys, goro, kintaro, blaze, onaga, etc.

  • @thecomedyshowlol You'll get bored with the fatality system fast. I really like the Kreate a Fighter in the game. I just use my custom characters and play against friends. I also like it because there are over 60 characters to play with. It has every character in Mortal kombat except Khameleon unless you have the Wii version.

  • I like bloody dick

  • he definantly just ripped his dick off

  • nut shot dick rip

  • 0:31 did shao kahn rip cages dick off?

  • @serpant567 I do believe that was in fact a "dick rip"

  • what the fuck just happened

  • what the heck? lol what a crazy fatality

  • He ripped off his Dick 0.0

  • Johnny Cage: Dude, you just kicked me in the berries!

    Shao Kahn: No apologies, Johnny Cage! But this is Mortal Kombat, and instead of you hitting fighters in the berries, Mortal Kombat hits you in the berries!

    Johnny Cage: Ugh, NOW I know how this feels...

  • 00:31 oooh nooo he lost his mojo

  • OH GOD HE RIPED HIS DICK OFF XD

  • It was like:

    "Oh, you'll fall over, I'll catch ya! Oohh, I failed! Here, stand up. Oh, no-no-no-no-no! Not again... Stand up, pal. Are you ok? Good... Crap!"

    *after several attempts*

    "Now you're pissing me off, gunna' kill ya! First, I'll spin you dizzy, like Kabal does"

    *spin* *spin* *spin*

    "This way you won't feel me ripping off your... whatever is that... Well, you won't see that one coming!"

    *punches eyes out, rips an arm afterwards then finishes Cage off*

    "Don't think I'll lift ya again..."

  • were all the fatalitys like this

  • mk armageddon is an awsome game. you guys dont know what is a good game if it bit you on the ass

  • @brent323 Actually the game was terrible....it had the worst fatality mechanics ever conceived in the mk universe...

  • @mymothersmeatloaf i like this game cuz of the roster mk 9 rocks but the roster is suckish

  • @CREYKING The roster isn't crappy, it just has the original characters...none of this stupid shit like fujin or shao kahn or jester or whoever the hell else.

  • @mymothersmeatloaf I'm with you on that. That plus this shitty fatality system is one of the biggest things I hated about Armageddon. That game had characters I'd never heard of before and they pretty much pulled more shitty characters out of their asses for story mode. Darrius, Taven, Daegon, Kai, and Kobra?  Wtf was that? I'm glad they wised up and decided to keep it original in MK9

  • 28 like playing as cage (i 4 one hate the douche)

  • That was so freakin long

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  • remix!

  • despite what everyone says about the fatality system, i loved it :P

  • Me too.This was the first MK game i could actually perform a Fatality without having to memorise complicating button combinations

  • Johnny Cage no-selled the first hits lol. I so hope the fatalities go back to being badass in the new MK game.

  • lol what was that ?

  • Johhny cages Fatality hurt script ---

    WHOA URGH WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! WHOA!

  • @FortressGaming sound like the drunk fat guy from the simsons that guy that's always at moe's

  • 0:30 HE RIPPED HIS PENIS OFF!

  • That wasn't even a fatality.. that was bloody rape..

  • the longest fatatily

  • Is that what it's like now? I remember when you had like 3 seconds to enter in an awkward sequence on a stiff D-pad, and usually ended up accidentally jumping and punching the other character.

  • DECEPTION > ARMACRAPPDON

  • BULLSHITALITY

  • ANNOYTALITY

  • STUPID

  • DID HE JUST PULL OFF CAGE'S DICK

  • aw i thought it was actually gonna annoying fatality

  • OMG! Imagine someone doing this online for an hour O_O oh man.

  • i like the old fitalities were u can keep doing them

  • did....did shao kahn rip cage's balls out?

  • annoying is an UNDERstatement

  • Hahaha, I can remember playing 2 player with my brother, and using this as my 'fatality'. Brilliant.

  • I want to lol at that but why pick on johnny cage?Armageddon was poor

  • punch thoose ball johnny 0:30

  • Thumbs up if you liked how johnny cage got ripped off by shao kahn.

  • At e3 2005

    Game producers: we have a new fatality that we know the audience has been craving since the beginning of mortal kombat!

    Audience: Awesome, what does the character do?

    Game Producers: he jumps on you, spins you around, punches you in the balls, and rips your dick off.

    Audience:..............

    0:28

  • 0:30 did he just pull his dick out lol

  • Lol when shao khan raised his arms he looked like a baby saying "Weeee!"

  • they need to make a new MK shaolin monks game.

  • 00:28 so yu're the one who punches people in the balls, how do u like it?

  • Imagine this on XBox Live...

  • awesome game gay fatality system

  • LOL

  • Although I wasn't good at pulling off fatalities, i think it was a mistake to totally replace them. But, Armageddon had the best Konquest mode. I wish they could take the best elements of every MK and roll it into one.

  • 0:06 Shao Kahn : GET DOWN!...no UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP, 0:14 Shao Kahn: LOOK AT MY DICK...STOP LOOKING, LOOK AT MY DICK... STOP LOOKING, LOOK AT MY DICK...STOP LOOKING >:D 0:22 Shao Khan: TURN THAT WAY NO BACK THIS WAY, TURN THAT WAY NO BACK THIS WAY TURN THAT WAY NOW BACK THIS WAY. 0:29 Shao Khan: I'm bored I is gonna kill you now SHAO KAHN WINS! BRUTAL FATALITY
  • @manga595 I wasn't aware Shao Kahn was the Old Spice Guy :D

  • @bommyc2 XD

  • @manga595 hahaha :D :D

  • i have it and i preffer mk da more -.-

  • what was that thing he pulled off of mr. Cage at 0:31?

  • @abriancruz29 It looks like he rips his femurs out. It's funny cause he still manages to stand.

  • They should have added special moves to each person

    i.e.: ermac able to use his telekinesis to smash the person to the floor or Sub-zero being able to freeze the person

  • 0:25 Shao khan: a hore, hore hore

    Johnny: STFU

  • Armageddon had 64 characters. who the fuck gives a shit about fatalities. best mortal kombat game by far.

  • @TheHipHopSpot i said the same thing before i got mk 9 cuz you got to make your own character thats what really made it awesome but the newis just better in fact imma play it now

  • @8The8King8 Armageddon has 2 fighting styles including weapons,way more moves, 64 characters, air combat, PARRYS. parrys were crazy intense in a good fight. bosses, and it wasnt like mk vs dc where they were too strong. very balanced game. stage fatalities in game were cooler i think. you could even pick up a weapon in some stages. i can go on for a while, when youre in a crazy match in this game, its way faster then the new one. plus they havent done 1 update since it came out.

  • @TheHipHopSpot

    it'd be awesome if they did a remake of MK: A

  • @TheHipHopSpot dude i have armagedon and overall it was a good game one of my favorites they have parrys in the new mk too their bosses in mk too.no not 64 characters but what the point of 64 character i wont use them all the fatalities are better in the new mk you have two three of them and stage fatalies for each character they new one has enhanced super powers and xrays a better story line and way longer than i thought for a fighting game i haven't even beat the challenge tower yet or ladders

  • @TheHipHopSpot you can do two vs two and one vs two test your might sight strike and LUCK which is very cool and i could go on but things i can put over the new one is make your character, the racing, two styles the weapons were too much though

  • @8The8King8 too much? never. the racing, and test your luck, sight and might have nothing to do with the true experience of mortal kombat. the 2x2 is the only thing i can think of besides the new fatalities that are cool. until they have more moves and parrys. its just not as good.

  • @TheHipHopSpot yes it was too much it wasnt necessary to put them in. and im just tellin you what they have they also have challenge tower, and test your luck is cool have you have played the whole game yet the whole mk game???

  • @8The8King8 ya i have, and not to mention mka is 3D. i know originally it was 2d, but 3d is better

  • @TheHipHopSpot if they remade armageddon and put all the new stuff from mk9 in armageddon it would be the best but its not so... and you must not have the game your self question which boss do get to play with in challenge tower

  • @8The8King8 i agree remaking armageddon with new stuff from 9 would be crazy. and you can play as all bosses in challange tower. ive never beat the whole thing though. i was ra