Babies & Tiaras (Exclusive Sneak Peek!)

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

Get the hand.

Outta yer mayouth.

[ChocoZozo]

LOL! Please make more parodies! :)

[JWandKLP]

U guys r stupid omg lol rofl

[Message167]

I'M A TALENTED BABAYYY, STEP TO THA RIGHT, STEP TO THA LEFT! LMFAO THE BABY DANCINGGGG!

[unwaveringblindness]

This would never have happened if the family had a sassy gay friend...

btw, cute baby...

[aNGLICANcHOIR92]

That. Is the cutest baby I have ever seen. :3

[KVonnegut]

This is a miss but it's got potential. Needs sharper dialogue and the dude's get-up is overkill.

[MySushiBear]

That baby is so damn cute.

[T4Tyson]

Oh my goodness that poor baby!

[gilkoltun]

The baby on the way looks like Justin Bieber

[cartergirl3of3]

I have a friend from Montana and his girlfriend's name is DIAMOND. When he said that, I though of " Destiny Rose Chastity" so I gave his girlfriend a pageant nickname: " Diamond Sparkle McHope" lol he doesn't talk to me anymore lmao

[Jazzanswer]

lol at the dad

[kias3290]

the dad was a pedo

[TheLizlikesyou]

The weed hat said it all...

[CaliforniaSun3]

i won pageant...with minimal phsycological damage

[BlackandWhiteScarf]

The guy's eyes are HYSTERICAL. They made this video XDDDD

[MiSSloveish]

1:22 - awwwwwww the little yawn <3 !! SO ADORABLE!!

[Noodleshop101]

Hahahahhaha "Im a talented baby step to the left and step to the right." The babys face gets me every time xD

[ItSfOuRiNtHeMoRnInG1]

Y'all seriously need to stop being such prudes and calm down. It's a joke. J-O-K-E. And if you can't take a damn joke then just stop watching things like this because that's what comedy is.

[kittycat3044]

yea i like pickin out swimwear

[TheElemy]

hahaha.... Love this. I'm from the south, and I'm not offended... and it also has nothing to do with my race haha... ha. get a clue.

[emoluva1415]

I find this sorta racist towards the South i mean why didn't you make them from the north?!

[apigeon89]

@emoluva1415

of course, yes I agree it's racist because the North and South are different races.

Get a fucking clue.

[MrNellonoma]

@apigeon89 I'm going to assume you're from the south.

[amandalbatt]

@emoluva1415 If you've ever seen the actual show, almost every single family is from the south. And the south isn't a race, so it's not racist..

[GayPolarity]

@emoluva1415 ... stop being stupid

[invisiblejellytots]

@emoluva1415 cuz you'd be asking why they didn't make em from the south if they made em from the north

[NdindisaCee]

Poor baby!! LOL

[dojodaisy98]

OMG I know somebody in real life named Destiny Rose Coleman, classic terrible country name, lol.

[4lind6]

The picture of their next kid looks like a poodle

[PittLegit]

The parents don't ALWAYS force their kids to do it... just the crazy ones. I actually wanted to do it when I was younger, but my mom said no. Thank you for saving me from the potential emotional/psychological damage, Mom. :)

[EpicZebra713]

@PittLegit Ya i always wanted to do them when i was little too, but our family couldnt afford it.

[jrjr8619]

to me those r just lazy ass parents trying to make money out of their kids or be through their kids something they aren't.

[musicmaniac95]

That show is horrible. Just... Disgusting.

[BritneyGiggles]

LOL wowie

[sydneygranger]

I swear to Jesus Bale, I once saw an episode with a child named Sparkle Queen.

[ThatDarnPirate]

Co za asy...

[CresentSanctuary]

the baby looked cute in the sunglasses.

[JewDancer86]

@jday34 "pas de bourree"--dance move meaning to step back, side, and then front.

[OneJumpFromEden]

poor child. one of my friends did a priject on kids being forced into pageants, and honestly, the moms that enforce beauty pageants on their kids seem downright psychotic. I mean, you know, it makes sens when the child willingly says, "I'd like to be in a pageant", but seriously, moms?

[maddysonw]

@OneJumpFromEden this isn't serious..

[OneJumpFromEden]

@maddysonw teehee I love how you think I don't get that. Oh damn, I had a ton of typos in that last comment. Anyway, I'm giving my opinion about the subject of enforced child pageantry. Maybe I wouldn't feel so strongly if I didn't live in the poofy hair pageant-crazy state of Texas, but you know.

[Anniexluvsxux22]

lol reallly good, one of your best videos nooo doubt! :):):)

[jday34]

whats a padable rae~!? :p

[osubengosu]

:)))))

I hate that fucking show

[osubengosu]

:)))))



[MUSICisLIFE1429]

Omg the scary part of this video is that it's actually pretty accurate. Go watch an clip of any toddlers and tiaras and you'll see what I mean

[tuttifrutticutiee]

Yes! Even the name was spot on!

[jlkangel22893]

"I'm a talented babyyy Step to the left and step to the right !" lol

[xLikeABossx]

adorable baby :) this is funny

[RosaneLuli]

Brilliant. You´re really good. Congrats from Brasil.

[MiniJumboPancakes]

"She's got prettier lips and already has pigtails." Ahahahaha, wowww.

[ginaven1]

lol

[StaraziaSelin66]

the dude has a pot leaf on his hat and was crossing his eyes

[AlwaysTeatime]

@StaraziaSelin66 Thank you for letting us know.

[skaterdbl]

cute baby

[TheHotfashionista]

OMG I need to send this to my friend we make fun of this show all the time! LMAO

[27Elisabeth395]

This is fabulous.

[SkreetGil]

That, was disturbing.

[Bakersheldon242]

love the marijuana hat haha

[girlygirly888]

Too funny! What a great parody.

[theoriginalgoddess]

OMG! This one makes me pee every time I watch it...especially the in utero fetus pic with lipstick, bikini, and pigtails!!! Second City Network, y'all rock!

[nicolerowan]

Hilarious!!!!!!! 

[MsMochaNerdDBZ]

That baby is so friggin beautiful :D

[kittykat490]

The baby is adorable.

[AshleyKScott]

Gitcher hands outta yer maayowth! Brilliant, this is spot on. Thanks for making this. Those pageants are vile and so are the parents.

[TheOthli]

So you make Youtube vids of your child even while it cries you keep on going ?

And your even dumb enough to post it ?

So you can achieve something on the internet ?!

Fail

[BelleFlower15]

Oh gosh. This is right on target.

[Joyciesayshi]

LMFAOOOO !!! the baby is adorable!

[basketball727]

aww! cute babies :)

[theheckwithit]

this is so sickining

[lepetitelush]

destiny hope chastity LOL

[jewishgirl1000]

hilarious child abuse?

[Klalalaverne]

So we can tell her what HER thoughts and opinions are. So funny!

[erinxevolution]

That baby looks pissed off x3

[TheExplodingToast]

Marijuana hat XD

[hammy52791]

this.

is.

epic.

[Jnobiii]

Cute Accent!

[cubehead978]

i know, i saw the commericial for this toddlers in tiars shit, and i just wanted to bitch slap all of those moms.

[Mexigonzo]

THOSE PARENTS ARE FUCK TARTS!

[celinesierra]

"we've been working with her on telling her what her thoughts and opinions are"

hahaha, that's great.

[mellowyellowgal444]

no, THIS video is sad. For most of the kids on T&T pageants are not their lives. For example, the best pageant girl ever Eden Wood lives on a farm and swims and sings and dances and rides horses. You guys shouldnt talk before you know what these girls do other than pageants. The show is about the childrens' pageants, not about their lives.

[HollysHopeless]

@mellowyellowgal444 well I'm sure on that show (since they are promoting toddler pageants) they only show the children with good lives and parents and do more than pageants, and I'm sure there are plenty of toddlers like that. but, MOST parents who put their children in pageants are like the ones in this video. and even if they weren't, it's still funny. lighten up.

[theULTIMATETetris]

Just like the real things the show needs to die as well.

[starstrukk33]

@420vanilla god your fuckin crazy. these pageants ARE terrible. they take perfectly adorable cute little girls and turn them into crazy ass sluts by the age of 5. this video is funny because its soo true hahaha

[JellooooPuuudiing]

And most pageant moms are Fat..the dads are skinny..because they get the life force sucked out of them!

[JellooooPuuudiing]

f5 to skip adds!

[drewby6789]

right destiny rose chestity? HAHA

[cartergirl3of3]

this is THE funniest one SCN has done EVER!!!! b/c everything is so true!!

[mrjohnsoncomedy]

Hey everyone, this is called SATIRE. Getting angry over it is POINTLESS. Let's all be friends, and agree to focus our anger at the people who deserve it most: pageant moms.

[420vanilla]

OK 1ST OF ALL UR SO IMATURE FOR MAKEING THIS VIDEO U LOOK LIKE UR 35 N UR HILLY BILLY LOOKS LIKE HES READY TO FALL OVER N DIE N UR ACTING LIKE UR 12 ND OF ALL GIRLS IN PADGEANTS DONT DO TALENT TILL THERE LIKE 4 OR 5 THE MOMS JUST CARY THEM ON STAGE 2ND OF ALL THE GIRLS LOVE TO DO THEM THEY HAVE FUN MAKE FREINDS N THEY HAVE A LIFE UNLIKE U SO GET A LIFE U OLD BAG!

[FlyinPlatypus]

Destiny Rose Chastity! thats what im gonna name my first kid

[ImBORED78LOL]

HIS EYES!!! hahahahaha

[beanis5000]

I liked this more when it was on Mr. Show.

[sarcasticpool]

@23181329 I'm an American and I didn't mean to generalize the whole country. I just think it's sad how millions of people watch shows like these and how hundreds of families participate in them. And also that this show was pitched as a "good idea" in the first place.

[lyricsma]

OMG, this is actually so close to the truth its scary!! I can't stand pageant moms!!!!

Let your daughters be little girls when they have the chance, stop whoring them up so you can live vicariously through them! Psycho bitches!!!

[420vanilla]

THIS IS SO FAR FROM THE TRUTH ITS RIDICULOUS NO ONE PUTS FAKE HAIR ON THEIR BABY THEY DONT TAN THEM YOUR JUST REGURGITATING THINGS YOU HAVE HEARD OTHERS SAY. yOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. STUPID B****

[swaqqsurfin19]

@420vanilla why r youu yelling lyk a crazy person. they're just making a joke out of the few parents that do act like that. it's not lyk they're making pageants seem bad altogether and if u cant see that then i feel sorry for you because you obviously can't take a joke.

[takkuun09]

LOL

[sarcasticpool]

On Toddlers and Tiaras there was a women who started her daughter in pagents at 8 months. God I hate Americans.

[23181329]

@sarcasticpool sooooo you judge millions of people based on one ?

[anthonynevels]

@sarcasticpool ha soooo right!!!!....stupid parents today!!!

[420vanilla]

@sarcasticpool U HATE AMERICANS WHO R U?A TERORIST GO BAK WERE U CAME FROM CUZ WE HATE U 2

[sarcasticpool]

@420vanilla don't be an ass. I already explained what I meant by the comment. Go back to your little cave and learn to spell, troll.

[StrawberryBunnyButch]

@420vanilla I'm not found of america either.. that doesn't make me a terrorist just someone with an own opinion

[StrawberryBunnyButch]

@sarcasticpool It is sad.. really can't believe it those girl end up looking like mutant dolls in the glitz. Really horrifying .. I guess only in America

[NikkiC30]

When I saw the drawn on bikini on the ultrasound fetus, I died laughing. They probably would too.

[Harusama]

lmao, this could have fooled me! Almost every one of those parents are freaky like that xD

[WhiskeyyWoman]

You should've put a heavy actress in for the mom since all of those stage mothers are obese and/or ugly.

[xsultrysongstress79x]

DESTINY ROSE CHASTITY...hahahaha...what a god awful name.

[HaliFins]

these guys are fucking geniuses

[LiQuiDPeZ]

What's sad is this is hardly even a parody.

[KingK0ngSean]

hahahaha his eyes effin kill me!

[GossipAndLaughter]

lmaaaaao.

[TheBlueorigami]

Brilliant parody. I can't understand those stupid attention seekers who've past their prime in life so they exploit their kids in crackpot beauty pageants. It's just stupid. Thanks for posting this!

[villagevidiot1]

Does that kid have a work permit or a SAG card yet? Nice!

[7AlexFord]

What the hell! I didn't write that!!! This thing puts errors while youre typing!!! It's huge!

[7AlexFord]

At didn't laugh at all. It reminded how stupid people can be. NEXT! :P

[Moffitt720]

The Captain and Mrs. Joe you are ridiculously funny!! Loved it.

[meetamyphillips]

I can't handle how funny this is! Brilliant!!

[adavetica]

What a cutie! haha.

[ElphieGalindafied]

omg...stage moms...XD

Loved the video!

[Lalynn95]

hahhahha poor baby :]]

[taelxr]

hahaha

[Ladyy628]

"She came to me and asked me to be in it" lmao bahahahahah.....

[bernieb223]

Be careful with the string bikinis...they really don't hold as well as a diaper...damn incontinence.

[Bway2be]

Wow, the father! Watch what he keeps doing with his eyes...

[MrDominic22]

hahahah xDDD

thatss whats in my head about the parents as well :D

[rowelle]

The baby is so adorable!

[FreshPofBellaireTX]

I feel soeey for the baby

[kaylabbyable]

hahaha my parents used to be like that. sad, but true.

[dmw183]

Hey there, how are you? It's Derrick from high school, I just had to check out this video! You're too much. This is what you've been doing with yourself since high school? LOL

[jiga06]

XD this was one of those videos i wish i could laugh hard at but i cant. its still just as funny tho

[juddjames]

lol@Special Rednecks

[OfficialDeejayW]

Hahahaha I bet there really is a family like this though

[pianogirl8]

This is funny except that it's kind of true so it's also SCARY!

[RenegadeAngelx]

Love it!

[Jennjedi]

Dear TLC, please make a show around THIS family! So effin' hysterical!

[trackislife10]

lol he's wearing a marijuana hat.

another great vid guys!

[luuurve]

The scary thing is, this is not far at all from the real families on that show!

[yayitsangie12345]

that baby can dance!

[ohhmyynyaa]

Yeah, this parody isn't actually too far off from reality--and that's sad...

[ohshitits4]

fucking hilarious

[micky0000]

FUCK THE HUMANITY ...!!!

[fazetti]

Oh man the guys eyeballs.... hahahaha

[bitratecomedy]

yea...

i like picking out swimwear!

[GrayEyesWorld]

you people need more subs..... better than college humor

[JAMDETROIT]

"and get yer hands outta yer mouth" This is hysterical!

[TheMajorMicroMedia2]

the babys name is Destiny Rose Chastity if the pagents dont work out she will become an hooker

[newplanets]

''The doctor told me she was too young for implants, but we found a guy online.'' LMFAO!!!

[scootosan]

proof why brothers and sisters should not mate

[saithwary]

HAHA shes sooooooooooooooooo cutee

[Erilis666]

lmao, that bikini looks ridiculous

very funny

[ClamatoJuiceify]

the girls earlobs are so... elongated? like honestly the earrings are draggin the lobs down to her shoulders

[the150rider02]

sub

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sub

[merrimankaylynn]

The fathers weed hate brings the whole dysfunctional family together.

[androschizo]

that baby is too skinny in my opinion.

[nikkowhite]

LMAO!!!!

poor baby!

[Greendayfreak7]

"we decided to go from a full piece to a two piece string bikini" LMAO

[mebeAvi]

/win

[huntermichael]

hahahah WTF! XD poor baby :p but she is so cuteee ^.^

[SebastianISM]

Poor baby lol :]

[Klankumz]

HA! So true-I wouldn't be suprised if someone tried to do this to a baby that little.

[CartomartaKenDoll]

wow

[Hardron11]

I laughed so hard!

[eattreats]

hah

[fluffycatears]

good, harsh parody!! I´ve seen the documentary, and it´s sad, so sad

[VertSk8er12]

@fluffycatears whats the real documentary called?

[thomasshohio]

@fluffycatears wat it called?