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  • For a slightly lighter version of this, and one Jackie could throw down with (I would imagine) check out "Mitch Hedberg - Home Movies - Insightful Hippie Pastor" just like that. I hope I don't get in trouble for spamming, heh.

  • maybe one day. oh yes. 

  • WOW. Amazing animation! very John K-esque! Are you doing MORE of these? Makes me miss Shorties Watchin' Shorties! I'm working on something for Rebecca Corry's podcast right now, but not NEARLY as fast paced as THIS. NICE JOB!

  • she is funny! Sounds a bit like Rosie Odonell

  • Facial expressions are a little more ironic and snarky than the real Jackie (hardworking and earnest), but still...awesome video by actual artists with actual talent. Any chance they could do an animated version of 'Storm'?

  • Sure sure... that dog you put to sleep if it breaks it's hip would be loyal and loving by your side if you were the one with the broken hip.... for someone who wants to be a veterinarian... this hurts :(

  • @goldenretluver93 If you become a veterinarian you will understand the difference between mercy and self absorbed people carrying the torso of their dog around for two weeks while they "get used" to the idea that he's going to die.

  • @TheDorkForest I can't agree with with the mindless torture of animals for the sake of us keeping them longer than they should be kept, but I also can't agree with giving up on animals. Veterinarians are supposed "To constantly endeavour to ensure the welfare of animals committed to his care." Yes, a veterinarian can only suggest to the owner to put the dog/cat down, but the decision is in the hands of the owners. I wouldn't want to see a healthy dog be given up on, because I have before.

  • @goldenretluver93 that's right. good on ya.

  • i like it how the turtle and the tortoise are the same animal in the animation

  • HHHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA

    2:42

  • Animals are not furniture, she is so shallow.

  • @daredevillive animals aren't human. dumbass. that money could be better spent on people.

  • @denisonM You are a very smart boy, your words of wisdom will echo through minds of thousands. "Animals are not human, dumbasss. That money could be better spent on people." Damn, you should be the new president.

  • My diabetic cat stopped what she was doing and looked at me when it got to "because cats are FREE" :)

  • better now or now?

    -meow-

  • I heard her on the Marc Maron podcast, she was hilarious. This video backs that up. Great stuff Jackie.

  • This is hilarious Jackie also does a podcast called the dork forest which you can find on iTunes

  • Better Neow or Meow?

    -Meow

    Better Neow or Meow?

    -Neow

    Well... that's what my brain hears. It had it's own ears. Inner ears, I supose.

  • meow

  • Try working w doctors. They'd step over the homeless guy to get muffin a MRI. And don't you dare comment on how shitty things are for humans!

    Medicare for all? What is wrong w you? you commie!

    Why do you hate America and animals? I'm kidding, not all doctors are self involved assholes.

  • i love the animation, its like clipart

  • Excellent animation... :)

  • Nothing is more intellectually crippling than self indulgent anthropocentrism.

  • LA person here-SOOOOOOOOOOOO funny! Luv this!

  • This sucks.

  • @bertyboo22

    Man, what key do I hit for that?

  • So funny! & true.

  • I know people like this in Kentucky!

  • I eat at Jinky's too, there is totally an Eye Clinic there. No joke.

  • I love this material and I love this animation. Fine work, Jackie.

  • Good lawd, that was great, scratch that, fucking amazing. 

  • thanks for bringing me here Jimmy. 

  • @kazzystarved Hey I disagree, I think she's pretty much brilliant. Regardless, she's one of about 14 billion comics with jokes on youtube. Weridos can easy find another one they like better. 

  • better now or now? meow. lol

  • @erin6770 Haters gonna hate. There's a thousand other comics for you to listen to out there.

  • Man, the weirdos on youtube! I love my cats. I live in Los Angeles and I can't explain how ridiculous pet owners are. This is hilarious like all of Jackie's material!!

  • I have seen some cool cartoons like this one about stand-up comedy? Where I can find more? What is the studio or people that does it?

  • @TheDorkForest I did see that one. Pretty good as well. I wonder the name of the animator. I want to see more of these. Extremely good.

  • I like turtles.

  • Love this vid it made up my day and still continues doing it

    -"You don't like animals"

    -"No i don't like you"

    hahahahahah

  • That wasn't funny at all. The animation was nice though.

  • This sorta looks like it was animated by the people who made the Mighty B

  • haha...omgoodness.....meow...

  • hahaha OMG! I love it

  • @ArawnChernobog Give it up dude,you are not funny.Those are sophomore jokes at best

  • ..but they would go to happy dog or cat heaven and you would go to the pawn to get a new fucking dog. (that is just hilarious!!!) love this woman!!!

  • omg i love this! you are amazing!, this is amazing!

    meow!

  • the act is good and the animation is also good but still rather useless ....

  • haha the animation is greaat!!

  • hahah that was pretty funny :DD

  • haha kaptin pike

  • Good animation.

  • LOVE THIS!!!!! already seen it 20 times and it's still funny

  • OMG hillarious ! :))

  • YOU DON'T LIKE ANIMALS. NO I LIKE YOU!

    LOLOLOLOLOL

    TOOOOOOOOO FUCK*N FUNNY!!!

  • Oh Yea Jesus Cares

  • Awesome! *U*

  • "Shorties watching shorties, shorties watching shorties"

  • u r hilaious. I love it. This vid made laugh all day. I hope some put some minds to think on wht=at r they doing with their animals...Get anew one or get turttle haha

  • i love but screw cats hate them all but two and one of them died and the other was a genetic oddity. Go large dogs

  • i fucking hate the new youtube layout >:(

  • @uLuis25 then u should fucking stay in the prehistoric age

  • I often like sarcastic & harsh humor even when it targets folk like me - harsh truths can be really funny if they *are* truthful. When one isn't, and folks wrongly take it as true, it nudges them towards harmful decisions.

    This one fortunately isn't true: just as in humans, there's a lot that can be done at home to restore quality of life & treat conditions, old cats usually have at least one. If someone can't bond enough to bother, a virtual pet might be better, no offense meant!

  • @XyzzyZork Yes the whole point here really is that the poor people are making their pets suffer. like the joke about the cat w/ diabetes..if i had all that and now diabetes i would just want someone to plainly put me out of my misery D8 i mean really..who would want to go through all that?!?! and in this economy you can barely afford the medical treatment... i mean the one about the dog w/ the hip that was a tad bit cruel but everything else was pretty much true ((just an opinion no argument))

  • LOOOOOOOOL

  • I love the jokes, they are funny.

    But as a point, it's kind of ignorant. Some people are really attached to their pets, considering them literal members of their families. If they can save them, they will.

    Still funny routine xD

  • well done

  • Then when YOU grow up we'll throw you away and get a new one instead!

  • v=oIqXOSVltJE

    Take a look a my video of photographs! =}

  • THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL ,,, IT'S SOUND BUT 2 ME IT'S NOT

    we get OLD and get SICK and take a shit like crazy , and then die , next be questioned how did u spend  ur life money and time , and believed in what

    would u take some 1 to sleep cuz he's very sick >>> NO body would

    I will hit the DISLIKE button TWICE Just for my CATS ^_^

  • @mrA991s

    oh come on k make a cartoon then

  • @pingice2

    I hate cartoons except for the Japanese animations . and I don't think any 1could do better

  • @mrA991s i hate your cats :D

  • i guess i just love my pets too much... i can't find this funny :[

  • @acebunny17 Dane Cook is totally awesome, amirite?

  • @000BatteredRose000 No,he sucks

  • This is great!!! I want to see more of these!

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha........­..........

  • I remember when I was a kid we had a dog Amigo he was with me until he died when I was 11. I was really mad and upset. Then about a week later we got a puppy. Still ot em too. :3

  • HAHAHAH LOVEIT!

  • this is not funny 

  • The animation alone made it hilarious!

  • funny as hell

  • need more jokes :))) upload more

  • LoL is theat Ellen

  • amazing

  • even after this, i want my kitty back *pout*

  • ROFLMAO

  • LOL

  • Retro animations are awesome, keep cartoons like this coming!!

  • hahahahaa...this is hilarious! Come on 5 people that are hitting the dislike button, it is humor.

  • that was fucking awesome

  • Great animation...funny!

  • I totally agree with her. People just need to let go, it's just an animal. I consider keeping an animal with varied health problems animal abuse. As much as I love my cats and my dog, there's no way in hell I'd let them suffer with health problems.

  • @AkuSan10 Ask owners w/experience: vet med is parallel with ours now, even uses the same drugs for a great quality of life. It's showing love to care for them and to let go when we can't stop their pain.

    They're not just animals to any that bond & know their minds -- same as how my parents didn't agree that I was 'just' a physically disabled autistic baby they should give up. Others couldn't imagine bonding, but it didn't mean it wasn't possible or worthwhile, if you see what I mean.

  • LOL SO FUCJING FUNNY!!! Lolololololololololo

    Also it looks like 4 Jackasses About Their Pet missed the like button

  • That was excellent.

  • awesome vid!!!!!

  • Excellent jokes and animation!

  • haha i couldn't help but smile at this video because its so true 8D cruel but true.. & the truth hurts sometimes 8( <33 I Love My Dog!!

    Love:YTC 8)

  • @TheYellowOrangeFox8D If you love your dog, then look into what vet care does make possible these days -- they can treat even heart failure so the pet can have months or years of normal, energetic, happy life with just pills mixed into food.

    I was lucky. My old vet wasn't available when "B" became paralyzed, so I went to another that showed me the REAL truth. "B" got 3 more years of wonderful life w/congestive heart failure & played merrily up to his last day.

  • @dsrtangel working on it!

  • OMIGOD. I had to replay this several times because I was laughing so hard the first couple of times I watched it that I missed parts of it.

  • Killer stuff!~

  • Awesome!

  • hi folks... sorry. the credits were wrong on the other version. It had to be updated and reposted. So, yes, it's the same beautiful animation by - not a new track. One day.

  • @TheDorkForest What was the missed credit on the earlier version? Had somebody called it "Stand Up Records!" and it's really "Stand Up! Records"? Who puts punctuation in the MIDDLE of their name! Mr [Period] T, that's it.

    Anyway, still a fan-freakin'-floppin'-flippin'­-tastic bit and cartoon! L-O-V-E it!

  • @RockingJamboree I spelled Stand Up wrong. it's two words. DONT JUDGE ME! or... go ahead. the previous upload had an angry lad with an old cat all mad at me. sigh.

  • @RockingJamboree One word was the problem, not punctuation, but thanks!

  • This is the same vid twice... I'm a little disspointed

  • @mysterymastermind175 We are, too. Oh, the temerity...

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