Scientists Discover Genetic Gamechanger

[freetinnies]

He's a god dam wizard!

[SpicyHam]

I don't think they've studied gene that well yet.

[theObiraph]

@SpicyHam it's not your fault it's in your genes

[SpicyHam]

@scrumsiparacetamol it was a pun. Jeans!

[TheMidwestsk8ter]

Lol funny depends on where your brought up.

[bigstiggerNo1]

It is called the funny gene. Should it be?

[TheTruthSpeaksEnough]

Getting close to eugenics. 

[Coreymyth]

Yea!! Fuck Jay Leno!! Coco all day son!$?!

[HoSayLiaoLah]

If a joke or comedy is hilarious, people will naturally laugh. If people don't laugh, it is not due to some kind of gene. It is due to the bad joker.

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@HoSayLiaoLah not necessarily. you could just have a different sense of humor, or be too stupid to get a good joke

[HoSayLiaoLah]

@SigmaSigmaGnarly

If the joke is good, even an idiot will laugh. If a joke is good, people with different sense of humour will laugh. For example, we all laugh at the fat girl who slip and fell and her face landing on a pile of cow dung. That is a good joke.

[SigmaSigmaGnarly]

@HoSayLiaoLah A fat person falling, funny as it may be, wouldnt be a "joke". I dont think you know what a joke is. And if a joke is referencing something (like a historical event or figure) and a person doesnt understand the reference, they wont find that joke funny. You cant just lump jokes into "good" and "bad"

[StridingCloud]

@HoSayLiaoLah yes and that bad joker DOES NOT HAVE THE FUNNY GENE. You're confusing the two lol

[StridingCloud]

@HoSayLiaoLah well at a closer look at the vid, it wasnt explained too well, but he's saying their both responsible due to their genes lol oh well

[SukhoiSu47]

Did he just troll us?

[dogindagrass]

in that case, I love my Genes

[Ilikepiemonkeys97]

i love watching comment troll wars and knowing which guy is right, in this case, it is 7stringseven

[KePexMiRober]

@Ilikepiemonkeys97 my thoughts exactly... I'm like, you say you have an IQ of over 130 yet you don't know how to stop Prof. Kaku from appearing in your TV? I guess those test aren't good for much except giving people, that are as smart as a rock, a misguided sense of intelligence

[SpicyHam]

jeans*

[Treefingrs]

is dis guy serius lol

[Jubgaga]

Raiden knows all about games.

[vyse102yahoocom]

That awkward moment where the two top comments on a video about humor genes...aren't funny.

[SuperMegaLoser]

trolol.

[SSJkiller]

@SuperMegaLoser

wat

[bigglyguy]

This guy is such a dick. I can't stand his smug little face and faux-smile. And get a bloody haircut; you're not, and never will be, Einstein.

[7StringSeven]

@bigglyguy Get fucked, he's 10 times smarter than you will EVER be.

You realise he basically founded string theory?

he is one of the smartest people on this planet right now.

[bigglyguy]

@7StringSeven I've been tested 3 X for my IQ and each has been over 135, so this guy has an IQ of 1350? I've told you BILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate! Hawkins is smart too, doesn't mean either of them have any social graces. This guy may have smarts but he's still a dumbass and a dick for being so damn smug and condescending. In terms of social smarts he's at risk of rapidly vanishing from the gene pool...

[7StringSeven]

@bigglyguy IQ does not determine how smart you are. it's merely a test to see how capable your mind is.

Oh yeah, I'M THE ONE EXAGGERATING -_____-

This specific video is not meant to be serious... in case you couldn't tell?

Have you read any of his books? do you have ANY idea of how much this guy has contributed to modern physics? Probably not.

On my final note, Sorry i even replied to a wanker like you,

Kindly fuck off.

Sincerely

Me.

[bigglyguy]

@7StringSeven OK, I'll fuck off if you can get your little bumchum friend to fuck off my TV? I'm sick to death of his pseudo depth as he asks dumfuk "questions" while advertising whatever cable channel he's pimping. Get him to drop the condescending smirk and acting like he's talking to 3 year old and I'll happily shut up. Until then he is and remains a dick and I'll say so, alright?

[7StringSeven]

@bigglyguy Nahbro.

Simple solution... Just don't watch.

Don't be an asshole.

[Treefingrs]

@bigglyguy lol wut r u on

[DeLeonDeewreck]

He is a smart man, but I feel this isn't true unless it developed around the enviorment you grew up in...

[Calls1ne]

Dumb jokes involving poop and boogers are the result of a funny gene deficiency.

[ThePowerBeard]

Hah.

Leno jokes.

[acman6]

This video was uploaded 50 days late.

[Wolf78033]

is he trolling us?

[kingkong8974]

I needa stop wearing Levis

[WaveSerine]

There are A LOT more male stand up comedians than women, hence, this funny gene is likely found on the Y chromosome.

A noble prize is probably out of my league, so I'll settle for thumbs up's. =)

[Calls1ne]

@WaveSerine true, women can't take a joke.

[SerrealofStormwind]

Are there different kinds of funny genes or is it just sort of a standard gene?

[TuckerWooldridge]

"Jay Leno's office called and asked 'how can Jay get one?'" clearly this guy doesn't have the funny gene.

[P4INKiller]

@TuckerWooldridge And neither do you.

[oconnell471]

Pretty sure it has been realized that genes are reactionary and can adapt and change. A genetically lactose intolerant organism surrounded by nothing but lactose for food in an isolated environment will not only survive but thrive. This kinda puts a hole in genetic research.

[intermaniax1]

i dont get it

[azmexican]

no wonder no one laughs at my jokes! they dont have funny genes. i mean, "interrupting co--moooo!!!" cmon thats hilarious!

[scissorsandink]

00:37. :D

[francocrs]

lol kaku biggest troll eve

[Beano987]

Supposedly you can turn genes on and off with thought according to Bruce Lipton, so in theory everyone actually has the funny gene and can have it.

[aderandie2]

"its in your genes" thats what she said

[kant12]

Haha that was awesome.

[nikocayman]

Now that was funny because Jay Leno is not funny.

[paraiks]

hahaha How can Jay get one! I was cracking up with that

[PirateKing1256]

FUNNY GENE! 

[marcoj25]

rofl at j

[Jordantow]

wish i had this funny gene :(

[sinprelic]

yeah, he is trolling. sense of humor is too complex a phenomenon to operationalize, both biologically and psychologically (believe me, some cognitive neuroscientists have tried!). longitudinal studies are impossible on this. also, 'funniness' varies across cultures quite drastically. isolating a single, causal gene is rather impossible in this day and age. you can correlate genes to funniness, but this doesn't say anything. being born correlates to being funny too. ain't that real cause though!

[iCheesey]

Troll or....?

[darkdrewmo]

I think he has it.

[cleptow]

Stephen Hawlkings has it.



[0monolith]

LOL@JAYLENOCALLEDTOGETONE

[INEEDMOREZOMBIES115]

Haha I Love This Guy

[DeadCaseyJones]

hence anyone who doesnt have this gene is a stuck up bitch

[killajakethesnake]

@DeadCaseyJones not really

[TuahShinguru]

Diarrhea is genetic too. It runs in your genes!

[bebeo4]

@TuahShinguru i c wat u did thur

[bogieman987]

@TuahShinguru lol

[chattled]

I don't get it

[tommmy911]

all I can find in my jeans are pubic hair and boogers..

[7CellarDoors]

@tommmy911 Dude... Where have you been keeping your pubic hair?

[imanadult]

@tommmy911 Genes, fool..not to be mistaken for Gene the name, like Gene Siskel or Gene Simmons. You are thinking Jeans like the Levi pants kind of jean, though jeans can have genes Gene's genes and his jeans gene are all matter of the same universe. Of course this is all basic theoretical bakings. Stay informed friend.

[MrAndydotcom]

@imanadult It was a joke. Take some time to understand sarcasm bro.

[imanadult]

@MrAndydotcom I see you are educated in the manner of wit and sarcasm. Sarcasm..NOT orgasm, I cannot stress that enough, though when I'm with a woman I cannot tell if it is orgasm or sarcasm but there you go. Also, I don't think you fully respect what jeans can do. They keep you clothed and warm and protected from the elements, but not all the elements from the periodic table so be careful if you play with uranium even if you're wearing jeans, cuz they won't protect your genes.

[MrAndydotcom]

@imanadult You still don't get it. It's okay, some people are slow in certain areas.

[imanadult]

@MrAndydotcom Well please enlighten me then, I may be a slow learner but once learnt, the information is on lock down like a clown with an upside down frown..haha I rapped, I should be a rapper AND a physicist and be a rapping Michio Einstein...Thank you good friend, for allowing me to see my calling. May Jesus bless your soul follower or the righteous path.

[pokefreak3]

@tommmy911 Those aren't boogers...

[SquallyTeaLeaf]

'Don't worry, it's not your fault. It's in your genes' So.....it's my parents fault?

[mrrossjonathan]

I'm the 10,001st viewer.

[viper8608]

oh god I laughed way to much at that leno joke.

[iplz]

its true jay leno isnt funny. conan has 2 funny genes

[mercanaries3]

Michio COCKu

[JMaSsA11]

@mercanaries3 you don't seem to have the funny gene

[mercanaries3]

@JMaSsA11

Yeah you're right...its only in low IQ people i guess.

[klm4298]

@mercanaries3 Right because someone who makes penis jokes, watches anime, and doesn't capitalize "i" when referring to himself seems really smart.

[mercanaries3]

@klm4298

What does that have to do with anything? are you a pesky asshole or something??

I've seen several dumbass kids just say COCK and they get like 80 thumbs ups

[klm4298]

@mercanaries3 Indeed. There are also dumbass kids who say cock and don't get any thumbs up. You fall into that category.

[mercanaries3]

@klm4298

Nope i think you do....because of your failed channel

i believe in total thumbs ups within this month i must have about 450

[LelouchOfBritannia]

@mercanaries3 You guys are bragging about how many thumbs up you got? Holy shit back in my day we brag how many girls we fucked.

[mercanaries3]

@LelouchOfBritannia

Are you a douchebag? or a man slut

[LelouchOfBritannia]

@mercanaries3 Are you seeking attention on internets? On youtube? Lol real gay faggot.

[mercanaries3]

@LelouchOfBritannia

Nope, people randomly added me ASSHOLE.

And go learn English...Faggot and gay are actually the same thing.

good bye and uh i will not bother to read your messages anymore...you can reply but i wont read it

your call

and since youtube has fucking 14 and 16 year old idiots then i will type like them

[LelouchOfBritannia]

@mercanaries3 Uh, faggot is a noun and gay is an adjective. I'm pretty sure they're not the same thing, perhaps similar but not the same. A faggot is also a British term for a cigarette. And the way I was trying to state my message was; "Lol real gay, faggot". But I was not expecting you to correct me for my most smallest mistakes.

[robandre1]

@LelouchOfBritannia isn't a faggot a pile of sticks?

[robandre1]

@robandre1 :) And isn't 'gay' happy? Doesn't seem altogether similar to me either.

[LelouchOfBritannia]

@robandre1 Lol it's all about how to interpret the message.

[KokoChan900]

@LelouchOfBritannia

Why are we discussing the negative interpretations of potentially homophobic language? I thought this video was about locating and isolating the 'funny gene.' I'll now exemplify my sense of humor by typing the words "ha ha ha" instead of retorting to the commonly used abbreviation, "LOL." Here I go: Ha ha ha!

[LelouchOfBritannia]

@KokoChan900 Hehe

[abigword]

I agree with statesman - Michio Kaku is more the modern Carl Sagan than the modern Einstein.

[Zeuts85]

@abigword Sortof. Personally I wouldn't compare Michio to Carl though. It's not that I don't like Michio, but he's a tad bit arrogant, and he seems to tailor his material to the audience in way that seems to assume most of us are morons--in a condescending way. Carl Sagan presented things simply, yes, but never condescendingly.

[TheWatchGoesTick]

hahaha....leno joke......good stuff

[mrfcukdevil]

ahaahahahahaahahahahaha!- pretending that i understand the funny in this video.. when i dont... I hate you mom and dad!

[illiria2000]

I think this whole video is of him poking fun at all the viewers.

[SovereignStatesman]

I can tell you right now that the funny-gene is in the Y-chromosome.

Women think that "funny" is saying things like Roseanne.

[bchplse]

I love him this video was hilarious and interesting at the same time. More scientists need to run for political office.

[SovereignStatesman]

@bchplse

He's ASIAN CARL SAGAN!

[gyeomusic]

no wonder nobody laughs at my joke... their genes got problem...

[Pemberdeer]

That explains the Germans.

[imcrazy85]

oh poor leno everybody ripps him a new one

[Vryonette]

HA XD that last part was definitely made on purpose.

[1SavageDragon1]

:| this is not funny :|

[LordPlagus777]

@1SavageDragon1 Don't worry, we'll find you and your disabled children a gene someday...

[ogrish84]

HA-HA!

[karmacop911]

What the hell was that

[Jjunior130]

i don't know y but at first glance the title said "Scientists Discover Genetic Hamburger"

[aroblesCG]

@Jjunior130 I looked at the title again and literally LOLed. I can totally see that!

[zipper978]

@Jjunior130 i saw the same thing lol

[rayliranzo]

Well i am very proud to announce that Michio has announced that scientist announced that they found the funny gene, so if you come unannounced to the party halfway into the joke and don't get it, your stupid

[Hawkspire0]

@kootenaylad I think it makes perfect sense >>" in what way is it nonsensical?

[CaptainAwesomeoh13]

Did they really need to make his eye twinkle?

[bchplse]

@CaptainAwesomeoh13 Yes, it was very necessary.

[pupil8]

makes sense. if people like you, they wont kill you :P

[Juson28]

Scientists believe that humor (or what causes us to laugh) is the absence of danger (or threat) in a situation that would otherwise seem dangerous. A perfect example of this would be any one of the Jack Links Messin' with Sasquach commercials -- where people abandon reason to play pranks on a Mythical creature who seemingly would otherwise kill them, lol.

[OtagoMark]

@Juson28 Or farting... which if done your self could ignite and blow you to smithereens but when someone else does it theres no danger

[DuckDuckCamel1996]

the eye sparkle at the end XD

[TEARDUCTER]

amazing :)

[ZachRose88]

Haha is that true?

[xKH8]

is that true?so it means that no 1 is stupid ?there is noting like scene of humor?

[mehico33]

Well thats interesting... so if one learns to be sociable and thus "funny", was this gene recessive and suddenly sparked into life? It seems a funny thing to put down to a specific gene, I dont know... thats why im not on youtube lol

[Majoritis]

Yeah fuck you Leno. You washed up bastard

[DarkuTotororoSann]

I'm not laughing..

[darkonelunarian]

Can you get gene therapy for that?

[quangluu96]

Our 21st century Einstein :D

[biggiedickson]

@quangluu96 Or our ambassador to youtubers.

A lot of what he says is bullshit.

[RedAnimus]

@quangluu96 Asian Einstein. His power levels are over 9,000!!!!

[JimHunt3r]

@RedAnimus rofl

[SovereignStatesman]

@RedAnimus

His midichlorian-levels are off the scale.

[death153278]

@RedAnimus *Destroy's scouter* WHAT NINE THOUSAND?

[Plusto84]

I love the straight face when he tells the leno joke

[d0ntr4p3m3]

@Plusto84 you can tell that the scene had to be changed because he was about to laugh, lol

[zukodude487987]

THIS defines a friend of mine who never laughs at my jokes because he doesn't get them.

[bbkingzor]

@zukodude487987 Or defines you as never being funny.

[zukodude487987]

@bbkingzor Not true, all my friends find my jokes funny. The main problem with my friend is that he has a hard time understanding the jokes.

[zukodude487987]

THIS defines a friend of mine who never laughs at my jokes because he doesn't get them (all my other friends do).