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  • Hi block

    just seen this video for the first time & I see most of your vidios

    and I think its your best video so far

    lots of luck & sucsess

  • austin powers wasn't gonna blow the world up, Dr. Evil was

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  • If you want to be a millionaire make sure to get more than just 1 million. Because as soon as you buy one double cheeseburger you're not a millionaire anymore.

  • $1MM is definitely not what it used to be since the Fed keeps on creating money out of thin air causing inflation.

    To respond to your comment about people working hard their whole life and making low wages:

    It is not how hard you work that matters, it is the value you create that matters when it comes to earning money.

    I hope this helps.

  • I'd finger greasypunk666's mom for a million dollars and then i'd eat kraft dinner with expensive ketchup........and within six months i'd be broke ass cause i'd probably piss it away by buying sweet fucking toys and rat bag them all day and not work

  • I would put it in a high yield account and live off the interest then you would always have a million dollars.

  • not sure if it would generate that much interest! depends on your lifestyle i suppose

  • Hmmm. Maybe I'd eat live earthworms for a million dollars.

  • bloke im not gay but id prob suck your dick for a million dollars hahaha i bet this looks bad since im 16.. let the comment arguements begin!!

  • jailbait XD id suck his dick for those magical pink glasses

  • hahaha damn i was drinking some beer when i read that and almost spit it out all over.. i think thats the first time i had beer come out of my nose

  • it feels pretty queer i bet

  • haha your the one lisening to mindless self indulgence or whatever f4g band

  • lawl no no i dont listen to hot topic branded cd's like that my days of fisnet armings and tripp pants are well over

  • i would break into a billionaires house and make off with his change jar

  • thats fucking funny hahahaha

  • i never herd of this red butten money thing

  • ow.. you got your beautiful chain.. XD... looks good..

  • (102 people die around the planet per minute, but that is just cold stats.)

    "gsstrings" --posted ----,push the button get a million dollars and someone in the world dies. The catch in the Zone's version is that the box then goes to someone else with the same deal only the last button pusher is now the next to die. Greed would kill us all.

    Kinda burns don't it?! hea hea

  • I Just Want 2 Pay My Bills..Then TCB..

  • I hope the TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS PLAY WELL IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS, KESSEL IS GUNNA WIN US THE CUP THIS YEAR, OHHHHH YAAAAAAAA

    GO LEAFS GO BABBBBBYYYYY

  • What would I do? Not accept a million dollars unless everyone poor in the world also received a million dollars.

  • if everyone had a million dollars then everyone wuold be really really poor

  • that was dr.evil in austin powers that said that not austin.

  • any thing cept murder

  • You are exploiting your 'Britishness', which anybody from the UK could do.

  • I'd change the mil into small bills and stuff a couple into each of tthe sad peoples mouths!

  • i now what i wood do :P buy beer  that would be 1 thing i would do lol

  • lol wheres that red button? i'll push it! lol also think what if you REALLY need the money.. like your about to lose your house you cars (everything you own)? i would mash it lol

  • what would i do for a million dollars? i would do underground24020 mom! lol

  • Take that million to Detroit or Las Vegas. You could buy two whole city blocks worth the houses

  • AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  • Burn!

  • tho sho not judge. who the fuck do u think u are to judge people?

  • shut up fag

  • was i talking to you?

  • anything

  • djsi38t posted just what I was thinking.

    Rolling out "Your Kitchen Counter Wisdom" is better than whats on the Boob tube.

    Haha

  • i had 2 read the story in school

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  • Bloke, out here in BC the average house is about 450,000, so for a million bucks, you could get a okay house with a car, but that's it

  • bloke i would kick you in the balls for a million dollars hahahahaha just jokin m8. um but with a million bucks i would buy a house on the gold coast, a car, a ute, a decent size fishing boat to take people on fishing charters (that would be my new job) and put the rest of the money in the bank. maybe give some money to my family too.

    ps. bloke its not a good idea to smoke weed and then make videos....

  • i wouldnt kill anyone for 100 billion dollars "you can not kill what you did not create"

  • Definately couldn't push the button. "Someone in the world" could be your neighbor, wife, son or daughter just as easy as it could be a stranger from the other side of the world. No money would be worth the loss of a loved one or even a stranger for that matter. Interesting thought though.

  • I was thinking about that too...And I was thinking even though its a one in a billion chance couldn't it be me, If I were the one pushing the button? I wouldn't kill myself for a million dollars, or anyone else. That would be horrible.

  • let's see..what would i do for a million dollars..hhmmm................­.pay off my bills,by a nice house,maybe get me fun to drive toy,and put the rest in the bank to draw interest to live on.oh,and give 10% to the needy.

  • Id push the button

  • You never know---- but the next person who does push the button after you.....it could be you to die next !!!!!!!

  • i like the vids and all but i swear his "ello tubers" gets creepier every time

  • with a million dollars i would put up the tallest fence possible around daves farm, that way nobody could tell him to clean it up (out of sight out of mind, ay, right) haha

  • a million eruos i'd rather have cause when u exchange it back to us dollers it's worth more

  • Id do a lot of things for a million even thought its not that much coin. Id put it in some high interest bank account and live off the money it makes. I bet a mill could make at least 50K of interest a year thats liveable money. mabey get some like part time job to pass the time but just live my life how i want you know.

    but i couldn't kill anyone one for money and if ppl say they could there heartless bastards and deserve to die themselves

  • i would mash that bad

    boy

  • i saw rick get those stickers in the mail on his last vid xD

  • haha yea and birds can fly huh

  • these days a million wont get u much.

  • well im glad i keep this world going working at mcdonalds

  • id push the button

  • invest it or if ur an expecting parent u can use part of it to setur kid up for college and some to set up a trust fund for the kid

  • I love the way he says "Ello tubers. Its CrazyBritishBloke here. From 0:05 to 0:10

  • Nice work bloke.Quite comfortable in front of the camera eh?Expand your horizons any way you can.Brilliant topic,watch the views roll in.The best part is it was so damn easy.This is why I, like so many others here enjoy your vids so much."I'm sure you will let me know"

    It really isnt a lot of money in todays market.easily spent on a house.Or it could sustain someone there entire life.The key is having it all at once so you can invest it in money making oppurtunities .i would insure my future.

  • Yea, i was reading about that movie. Its actually based off of the old 60's tv show " Twilight Zone ".

  • After taxes you have just enough for a Happy Meal.

  • I would press it... the question makes people think to much... if u press or dont someone will die any ways... people are to parnoide about superstitions that if u press it ohhh somthing might hapen to someone in the family or friend... all it is, is one big mind game dont let that stuff stop you from doing somthing the way i look at it

  • LOL its the British bloak British jr bobby patrol :P

  • (cont....)

    Then you wont have to work anymore. Thing is, what could you invest money in that will be profitable and bringing enough money in where you wouldn't have to work anymore.

  • I could live a good 5 years off that. I could live a lot longer off that if it wasn't for my wife who would want to be living the life lol.

    I'd buy a new house, nothing extreme just a 4 bedroom or something. A couple cars, probably a car and a truck brand new. Then a few toys like some 4 wheelers. Probably have around 500k left after that. Budget myself out to 100k a year that would be 5 years. Smart thing to do would be to invest in to something that will bring money in. (cont....)

  • I'm kinda thinking our good friend smoked a bit too much before making this video lmao it's just so off topic :P

  • What? He was very well on topic.. Heartfelt too I must say.

  • Id press that shit without even thinking.

  • bring me at least six boxes!! if it isnt me its someone else

  • I'd buy me a big ol' bucket of chicken!

  • sad as it is i have had at least a million an got it all myself ...the trick is sell a lot of pot... the problem is i spend most of it to get more pot to make more money to get more pot, or as i like to call it international currency.10,000 grams is a million an who said money dosnt grow on trees! @

  • i wopuld press the button and not think twice about it. i waould rob jay leno's garage, he has cars worth $200,000+. if i had 1 million i would invest 100 grand in google, buy sevral rental properties and rent them out, build a workshop and stock it with top of the line equepment and buy a ford svt raptor, gt and a brand new bronco.

  • i would invest more then a 100,000 into google. seeing how much it's been growing over the past couple years.

    i like the jay leno part though

  • thats exactly why i would only invest 100k, sooner or later google has to fall or it would take over the world. to think it started in a garage.

  • Bring me a box with a red botton and see if I push it. lol

  • 6 billion people in the world, I would be just fine killing 1 of them for 1 million people.

  • what if it was your mum/dad or any family member of yours? just saying it could happen 1 in 6billion chANCES BUT the person that dies could be related to you

  • if i was told who would die who they ar wat they do then id make judgement myself an push the button sum1 else wil press it anyway an kill them an get my money so fcuk it make me rich

  • i would press the button :D

  • I make fuck all at work and just get by but i could never press the button knowing some would die if i did.A human life is worth way more then 1 mil

  • hey bloke was great to see rick and you yesterday cant wait to meet up with you guys again love the vids keep keping it real

  • Hey Bloke glad to see Rickem passed on my present for ya. Thanks for wearing them in the Video! Your the best.

    As for the Million dollars I wouldnt hit the button honestly maybee before I had kids but after having kids Human life becomes priceless in my opinion

  • I don't know...The realest thing is that, you can't get a million dollars with a finger snip like that. You have to earn it. Live honestly people!

  • i'd press the button, sorry!

  • Yes that movie is a copy of an old Twilight Zone,push the button get a million dollars and someone in the world dies.The catch in the Zone's version is that the box then goes to someone else with the same deal only the last button pusher is now the next to die.Greed would kill us all.

  • your vids are getting real boring m8

  • id press the god danm butten

  • i'd throw a huge turd at george bush and do the time for a million dollars

  • Thats true. Whats a milion dollars worth. CRAZEE!

  • eh i wouldnt do it money can turn a good person into a complete dickhead

  • I suppose you could try for a billion if a million doesn't suffice.

  • wont be long before 1 million dollars will be pocket change and a loaf of bread is 1 hundred dollars and a shack for a house is 1 million dollars

  • I had a dream i found Osama Bin laden hiding in a cave along the coastal edge of Turkey. (Of all the places?!?) Anyways, that would probably be 1 good way to get a million dollars. That was one weird dream. Took me a few weeks to figure out where Taurus mountains were. The pictionary bible outdid google once again. Haha,

  • So how did I do it? (In the dream) Well I was floating around in a rowboat and this fishing type boat pulled along side. With the coersion of machine guns being waved in my face i was forced to board. After a few minutes we docked on some rocks and they lead me into a cave. Inside was a group of ppl and Bin laden. He reached out to shake my hand, and i stabbed him in the neck with a harpoon. The others cheered and took me back. But nobody ever believed my story until it was on the news.

  • i wouldnt push the button i find it disturbing for anyones who would

  • yeah now i have a million dollars lol

  • push the fucking button lol

  • Some things i would do for money, as long as it didn't involve the police in some way.

  • you could get some funky sunglasses made out of gold and diamonds with a million dollars.

  • ide make a lot of CHANGE if you catch my drift. damn strait i would.

  • I can just see it now. Some "person" decides to push the button to kill someone. Then while they're cackling a knock comes at the door and its the police and a coroner. "We have some bad news for you".

  • Show Me The Money!

  • "Show me the monkey" !!

  • someone dies every second in the world somewhere so what's the deal? I would push the button in a heart beat

  • yes but then you are the one who killed that person and you will be officially a murderer, and the fact that you killed someone but don't know who that thought will always stay in your life.

  • not sure

  • hes so funny

  • I'm not sure what I would do FOR a million dollars but what I would do WITH it is assuming I have to pay taxes on it, I would be left with around $600K. I would then invest that in the same IRA I currently have with DGEIX which is earning 18%. I have seen that interest rate go as high as 24% but it goes up and down everyday and could go lower too. The thing to do is save it and let it compound interest for 10 or 20 years. Heck, $600K at 18% is over $100K per year in interest. :-)

  • Way to speak the truth. More money, more problems !

  • PRESS THAT FUCKING BUTTON!!!! Someone dies in this world every 3 seconds!!!!!

  • I hate to say it but I'd press the button.  Im not exacly proud that I would, but I would.

  • Wouldn't $1,000,000,000 USD balance out to about 500,000 pounds?

  • you said 1 trillion, not 1 million.

  • ahh yes..my bad..three sets of O's to correct it: 1,000,000 Guess I got my decimals screwy

  • 608642724.25

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  • not quite

  • Well to know that someone would die at the press of a button...Death at my fingertips. i would have to say that I would have to pass Money's money and can be earned..but once a life is gone, it can never be brought back.

  • think about pushing the button, #1 someone dies every minute anyways, so maybe the person with the "box with the red button" is just testing you to see if you do it... knowing that someone will die anyways! maybe they are just looking for someone to blame for the death of whoever is next????? nice post bloke! gets people wondering!!!

  • im creating an experiment at my house, its where your in a hatch underground and you push a button every 108 minutes, food water and electricity is taken care of. if you want to stop, simply turn the failsafe key provided. if you can do that like i did for 3 years with out getting more than a nap every couple of hours. i will give you 10 million dollars in gold. let me know if you want to do it or if you want more info, pm me

  • what kind of gold?coin that add up to 10 mill or just gold that is worth 10 mill?

  • Nice vid bloke its so true about the people who work to keep the country running as for a million i would supose i would trade it for some one to live , but it that wasnt the catch i guess there would be alot anyways cheers 5star

  • Get me a house, 50 acres, nice hunting gear and some atv's, harleys and dirtbikes :P and for all that... I'd press the button 500 times XD

  • hahahaha bloke i saw those beads in rickem's video

  • same

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  • if you have one million dollars and you are dying, 1 million dollars doesnt mean shit

  • a million would get me a 70' hemi cuda convertible and some motorcyles/atv's

  • christ, I've never made more than $19,000 a year, and that was an awesome year I tell you. I make half that right now, if I'm in a good year. I'd hit that red button all day long in place of bustin my ass for cheap bastards, just in the hopes that one of them rich sons a bitches I worked for would get what they had coming a lil sooner. A mil would get me out of debt, and I'd put the rest of that shit away and live quietly as I continued working. retire when I'm 400 years old or some shit.

  • and how would you and other youtubers feel if someone else was presented the opportunity to press the red button... and it was your lives on the line?

    Personally, I don't earn much, but I work hard, enjoy my life, and look forward to the future. I would not like someone to take that away from me. Nor would I do it to someone else.

  • geezus, I was being ever so slightly sarcastic. hit the button on me then, I don't give a shit.

  • sorry man i didn't realise. but keep strong aye, as bloke says, we're all in this together ;)

  • I'd kill 1000 people for a million dollars.

    Seriously...

  • i think bloke is trying to do the vid a day thing in hopes of making this his day job. hope it works!

  • I wouldn't press that button.. because i could not live with the guilt knowing i killed someone for money. no amount of money is worth a human life in my book.

  • you said it best brother. all these people commenting on how they would kill for money.

  • Kill a CEO of banks that just got their 50 million dollar bonus with my tax bailout money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!

  • i would buy my way out of the navy and retire.

  • i would press it an whole lot of time... i would press it untill i could not press it no more.. :)

  • good one bloke :)

    5outa5

  • A guy came into our school teaching us ways to become rich by the time you retire. Idk. What would i do for a mil? Depends on the consequences, Knowing me id blow the mil in at least 2 years.. So prob nothing REALLY bad.

  • you know bloke, right now im so desperate i would do anything for a million dollars. I would even hit the red button in the movie your talking about.

  • HAHAHA AMEN

  • That is so funny!! I literally just got done watchin rickems vid with the beads and the lil "junior police" sticker badge!!

    Awesome Bloke! Love these vids

    Take care man!

  • You are funny you remind of kid at christmas time when he opens his gifts

    your so lively ... It depends I wouldn't kill

    anyone for that amont money not worth it

    maybe I would sale my home and buy a

    bigger house with all the new stuff in it

    and pro stove and freg and finally have the kitchen of my dream and would love a 6 bedroom house instead of my four bedroom

  • Whatever takes the least amount of effort to get 1 million dollars except stealing it anything illegal is what i would do

  • Is what i wouldnt do ***

  • I wouldn't do anything for a million that i would not do for ten bucks

  • Shit give me that button is wear that thing out.

  • Those damn glasses make me laugh every time!!!!!

  • I'd probably push the button, but would have second thoughts if it were a child.

    If the person I'm killing is a felon and contributes nothing to society but drugs, hell yeah I'm pushing it.

    But I couldn't kill a child, not even for a billion.

  • I'd push the button, because I didn't physically kill them

  • The button pushing story is from an old black and white Twilight Zone tv show. In the show, at the end after the person pressed the button and the dude showed up to pick up the box, they asked who died. And the guy said "the last person that pressed the button." You still want to push it?

  • no, I did. LOL!

  • I wouldnt kill an innocent person for any amount of money but a person that's dont wrong there whole life I wouldnt lose sleep taking there life in exchange for a million bucks.I would buy a decent house a nissan gtr r35 and a shitload of ps3 stuff haha.

  • i would kill a child

  • The stuff he is wearing i just finished watching redneckrickem having mail day and that stuff was in it. Some of the stuff he also got was funny as heck.

  • someones life aint worth money

  • you would not get any thing after taxes

  • hope its tax free