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  • Your rating system is flawed. What r u basing this shit on? Really...

  • Who gives a fuck what you think. you faggot. Lisa your HOT! and you have great tits!

  • pervert.

  • This guy is just sad. He doesnt even have the balls to show his face.

  • everyone has their own opinion and nobody is right or wrong... but the mere fact that you devote so much time into bashing someone is a little pathetic. get over yourself.

  • lol wat else doesnt tell us u arent channel reviews? lol background is a little obsessive dont u think? big ego and pretty much an asshole xD

  • Well, well, Retroaxis - you really are a fat fucking fag with your blanked out glasses! And you tried to tell me that wasn't you. Well, I suggest you lose some serious weight buddy - we wouldn't want you dying of a coronary now hahaha!

  • oh oops i thought you were that retro something fag, bcus his background page has pictures of you all over it so i thot you were him. so ill take back what i said about you bitching at me. but the rest im not.

  • so i came to see which motherfucking idiot started bitching at me for no reason on lisa nova's page, and i see a gay mexican fag wearing a pair of retared glasses. plain bitching doesn't make you better than her, just look how many subscribers you have. go get laid loser, don't call girls hot chicks when you are so a virgin.

  • this is back when channel reviews wasn't a complete asshole

  • Lisa Nova is a waste of space. She's the equivilent of that guy in the gym wearing a tank top masterbating all over himself because morons in the gym telling him how great he is. She needs to move on to porn where she might make a living.

  • Okay, I have to give you a bit of credit here. You do admit that she doesn't suck. What it really comes down to is that she makes you feel sexually frustrated! LOL ;)

  • A Just Review might I add.

  • Why is somebody who isn't funny rating comedy? That's my dispute. And how can you stand there and say that LisaNova has talent and doesn't suck when you leave comments saying the exact opposite on her videos. You're a liar and a fraud.

  • You're imagining sex with two women and then rating you're imagined sex and scoring the two women? Pretending to be rating their videos. I would beat the fucking shit out of you ,you creepy scumbag.(If you were in my house).Live and let live is my motto. You mother fucking piece of shit.

  • lol is 6/10 really that bad?

  • wow this guy arab is not funny

  • arab ROFLZ

  • faggot mexican he said

  • HOLY CHRIST. Was this when lisanova only had 1,654 channel views???

  • My shoulder is blocking out the next three numbers. It was 1.6 million, IIRC.

  • oh right, it confused me because of the first comma. I'm a dumbass. Ignore my comment.

  • YTwatchdog owned your sorry ass!

  • you are a jeaulous dud...who desn't know what he is taling about......quit dud....you do no good with your videos

  • BET you masturbate 10 times a day ... get a fuckin life!!

  • hahaha

  • wow i wish i had 4:13 mins of my life back instead of watching this garbage

    ps i also think you need to get laid because going after girls on the internet just is not right, man you need to get out more

  • Hahahaha, i agree with swedishjon. You need to get LAID.

  • because she spammed hardcore moron

  • You are such a liar i.e. you've actually called her a dog in your later videos. eat your heart out okay....

  • DON'T LOOK AT ME!

  • u suck

  • So how do we help out LisaNova?

  • If you really want to help LisaNova and end this guys hating of everyones channels then Mark his videos as Hate Speech and we will get him off for sure.

  • Sketch comedy is funnier then plain bitching.

  • id do her

    but id do her harder is she wasnt on crack

  • oh how the times have changed..lol...fuck yeah!

  • Shes okay looking but i agree girls acting goofy is a turn off

  • grudge fuck.

  • Imagine her making those goofy faces in bed. She would need a stiff backhand

  • You sound like you're reading from something.

  • One can tell the amount of intelligence you have by listening to what you have to say about these women. I have to say that I am extremely disappointed that you have no intelligence whatsoever and I and everyone who watched this video are less intelligent because of your stupidity.

  • I listen to what you say, and your smart is dumb, i am sad that you have no smart, only dumb, your dumb is making people dumb, and now I too have caught the dumb, yoijasodifstosijfartpoop hahahahahaharodlofl.

  • Fag

  • u SUCK!!!!!

  • You are so a Virgin.

  • she does have a nice rack

  • a hot chick acting goofy is...whatever else you said.

    youre a moron. youre a moron and i dont dig it.

  • she just act goofy cuz she wanna bone.. shes garbage too me and not funny shes just famouse sum how and boring

  • Who cares about what a gay guy does think about others?

    Did anyone asked for his oppinion?

  • she does have I nice rank.

  • You just review women youtubers like they're objects. You have no intelligent reviews and you have no repect for the opposite sex.

  • pervert

  • I hope I'm not the only person who grasps the HYPOCRISY of this man saying how he likes quality videos with modest production values WHILE HE SITS BEHIND HIS SLICK GREEN SCREEN GRAPHICS AND HIS HORRIBLE VIDEOS MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT!! ChannelReviews may have said that LisaNova's fans are all "morons" but compared to HIS fans, HER fans look like mature human beings with IQs above 50! THIS MAN AND ANYONE WHO LIKES HIS VIDEOS AND WORTHLESS OPINIONS ALL DESERVE TO DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH!

  • amen

    preach it

    His videos are so vulgar and he has no room to talk about production values with his crap green screen. He is extremely profane and obscene and he is ignorantly trying to criticize others hard work when his is also lacking.

  • caseyk, really, how many times have u whacked off to lisa?

  • Monty Python = Sketch comedy + Team work > everything else.

    And your not reviewing the channels on their value to the community. You're reviewing them as a pathetic pervert.

  • you're biased!

  • blue velvet style??? W?T?F

  • i agree, Chanreview! and you know what? she doesn't do it for me either, even though, as you say, she is good looking. dunno what it is, but i'm not a huge fan of her. 6 out of 10 is fair

  • 6 out of 10??? SHAME ON YOU. I give her my Cock up her 0

  • lmao grudge f style

  • Hahaha! The Evil Jürgen likes this!

  • and sorry, lisa sucks, period. if she was that good she wouldnt bother with YouTube.

  • I'm making a new vid on her.....she crossed a line that is unforgivable, in my eyes. Spamming is even worse than being a hater.

  • agreed

  • thought you said she had no talent?

    Check out my video and subscribe.

  • Trevor just proved that Lisa Nova cheats. I dont careif she uses a bot. Shes getting paid by YouTube and has many, many ghost accounts. That IS cheating. Same with little loca. They both have cheated.

  • I do all my stuff myself and you still talk shit to me.

  • Hey CR Im sure u saw Dan's (LaSlut) new video about Lisa "Spam Bot" Nova. I wanna see u doing a re- review of her

  • "Don't look at ME!" THAT was f*cking classic

    Lulz.

    Keep it coming. You are bringing me back...

  • Five stars for "bend her over and do her Blue Velvet style".

  • Funny as hell and very intuitive.

  • agreed. twohugeones basically parades around with her monsters and expects people to watch...of course, people do. >:(

  • Yeah, I'd love to take a ride in an Aston Martin one day too... hang on, I think I'm mixing my metaphors... or am I? Nice review... I can't believe you don't like sketch comedy though...

  • When it works it works, but most troupes spend months crafting their sketches while a TV show only has a few days. That's why SNL sucks usually. It's harder to do than it looks so when it fails, they look bad. So I avoid the disapointment by not watching at all. >_<

  • And instead you watch me? You need a slap upside the head Chavez!

  • *Smacks Sharpy in the head*

    Howse about that, choudabrain?

    (make with the 3 stooges antics!)

  • woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!

  • Great review...  "Don't look at me!"

  • Just like in the Double-Double-Eee!

  • Well said, good points.

  • dude, hats off for bringing the "grudge f---" into the discussion. this is hands down my favorite of your so far - even surpassing the review of my own channel.

  • I'll do my best to add more misogyny to future reviews. ^_^

    Wait, what? >_>

  • Haha, now I see how that sounded kind of bad - I was just saying that this is my favorite so far. You made me guffaw repeatedly in this video.

  • hi ChannelReviews! i like your works -- it's honest and no nonsense --- at the same time scary. keep it up!!!! =)

  • lol, awesome.

  • I enjoy LisaNova just because she is different. Community Channel is probably the best-of-the-best (because it is well-written), but LisaNova does have some really good skits (the politics one is awesome).

  • Wow, I have caused quite the issue.... Sorry CR..... I feel like a hater..... YICK!

  • Don't even worry. You made some good points and made principled stands. And you helped get the comments up. ^_^

  • Yeah, actually, you ought to be thanking me! You got 2 nice honors, man! Haha... Yeah....

  • Thank you.  ^_^

  • That's better!

    You know, you've got yourself a serious following...

  • No offense, but "clickhereandsave" sounds like a spammer name.

  • Well... I think it's a cool name.... My mommy said it was!

    STOP YELLING AT ME!

  • LisaNova is one of my Favourite YouTubers! I don't care if she has a production company, she doesn't hide that.

    The key thing is she makes videos for YouTube... not just makes videos and then posts them on YouTube. That's what seperates her from LG15 et al.

  • Why no happyslip in your top solo female youtube sketch artists?

  • she is on MadTV man

  • I'm glad to know that, I will try to avoid men from now on (please no, I'm not serious).

  • nice rack? fuck you lisa nova is great you stupid american

  • Wow.

    Best. Insult. EVER.

    Simply because you are American calling somebody else an American as an *attemptes* insult.

    BRAVO!

  • i agree about mad props to the girls who do it solo

    i disagree about Lisa completely. she is beautiful, her personality is awesome, and theres no need to add production to the channel name because she is up front about it, and doesnt pretend she doesnt have one. Love ya CR but youre just being a penis.

  • lol, just when I thought you would say penis, you snuck up on me with it right at the end... damn close.

    I think CR is more concerned about the fact that apparently Lisa's co-workers are there with her more often then not in some capacity. It's really not just Lisa but rather Lisa and The Amazing Technicolor Funky-Bunch. (I got the patent on that name! It's mine, I tells ya!)

  • (Errata: ... just I though you WOULDN'T say penis...)

    That is all.

  • but she isnt denying, or trying to pretend they arent there. and dont you think that if she really is 'sketch comedy' that additional people are almost a requirement?

  • It's not the Sketch he finds aggravating about it, that's just what he doesn't real care for. I think he finds the fact that it's a group working under one person's name.

    It's probably for the better if you go straight to the source for this one, Kate.

    Oh, and just to have the last word: penis.

    THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

  • Yeah....but when you made your last Penis of the month, part of why it was so good was because YOU played all the parts. Communitychannel and Katers do that all the time. I prefer that to an ensemble, at least on YouTube.

  • Why the hell would a huge production crew of people gather around to help and maintain just one other performer like you and LN anyways? I've always wondered that. Even if they like being part of a production crew more than anyone in the world, it's still a good deal of time and effort taken away from their lives.

    And please, none of your usual insincere fake answers like "oh just so talented" or "oh I'm so beautiful" or "oh they just can't help but love me". I WANT THE TRUTH!

  • YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

  • yeah, I want the truth.......

  • Oh... okay.

  • LOL ucf, the truth... we are friends, and making videos is fun. thats really it i guess.

  • The friends working together in production situation never lasts very long. Don't care how easy the work is. It's always a powderkeg.

  • A powderkeg full of exploding hookers.

  • LMAO

  • Im like a Oldsmobile cutlass compared to Nat. Blahhh. ehhh I am not a BIG FAN of Lisa Nova. But some of her? work is pretty good. She does have a nice rack...

  • I'd say you're more like a Saturn Sky. Maybe not fast enough to keep up with the big dogs. But good looking and fun with serious potential. ^_^

  • (cont'd)

    LN doesn't operate that way because she does not leave the stage. LN will probably have a broader, but more shallow appeal. CC, on the other hand, seems like a more specialized weapon -- won't work on as many, but if you are vulnerable to her spell she will utterly hold you prisoner.

    ...fortunately, you seem quite content behind bars. :P

  • Oh sweet F'ing christ! What did I tell you about making too many brilliant comments. BANNED!! :P

  • (cont'd)

    My favorite comic is Adam Carolla. I wasn't a big fan of "The Man Show" but his radio work is the best and funniest stuff I've ever heard. Part of the reason I like him so much is he gives a lot of personal details of his life. Stuff he likes, stuff he hates, his past, his marriage, kids, etc... It's not material, it's real and with his comic/improv skills he makes it funny or funnier than it is.

  • (cont'd)

    Nat does the same. You know the whole YouTube slogan, "Real people entertaining Real People"? If I want just a performance, I can watch TV or the movies.  And granted a lot of Vloggers are so/so, but when the two combine and it works...to me that's as good as it gets. Natalie is YouTube at it's best.

  • Ah, but there is something far more dangerous and coercive about it. The tyranny of the archetype is easy to resist when it is projecting power from a distance. But when it has a hold of you from within the illusion of the "familiar" or "real", you are overthrown without even a struggle...

    You once called it sweet oblivion. I call it obliteration.

  • Ok, now you're SERIOUSLY OVER THINKING it. It's not an "illusion" of reality....it's reality.

  • It's not reality...it's hyper-reality - a seductive simulacrum that could only be possible in a medium like this.

    Please ban me before I suffer implosion

    BTW I forgot to say: Nice video - it's fun to see the red glasses again, although I find the context in which they appeared to be...disturbing.

  • Ha - how can I not comment now?

    The poster above makes a good point about the diff b/w LN and CC. LN does not rely on the seductiveness of familiarity. She operates in the old framework of entertainment, where the gap between celebrity and fan presented a boundary that forced the entertainer to manipulate the audience at a distance. CC infiltrates that gap under the cover of familiarity and operates within the territory of what is personal, where she can more efficiently dismantle you

  • Happyslip is awesome

  • Nice review, champ.

    Even so I might give Lisa more than a 6 out of 10, and I'm not so sure she has a whole crew working with her on every video.

    Still, I hear you on the producion values, and I'm admittedly a HUGE Katers17 fan.

    When is that girl going to bring out a new vid, anyway?

  • Hmm. I thought 6 out of 10 was a bit harsh, even compared to CC. I think the problem is that you are using CC as a defining point and measuring everyone else versus her and that really isn't fair. I think it's less like cars and more like coconuts and peaches. Even so, I don't think she rates as high as CC, but 6?

  • "Nats" is a great point of definition because she's a solid package of talent, humour, and intelligence. Her only downfall is that she's a jack-of-all-trades and therefore can't be the master of any. She's the closest thing to it, though. She's arguably the best random vid-journal style poster on youtube. You have to compare something to the benchmark when you're reviewing or the review isn't going to guage it.

  • Agree to disagree! Heh. I think CC is the best at her vlog+random reenactment style. But that's her thing. Her best are the half vlog/half one man show reenactments. What LisaNova does is completely different. But if Nat is CR's benchmark that's fine too. It's an almost free country. :)

  • It may be a bit unfair, but Nat and Katers have really thrown the curve for everybody else, IMHO. I'm eventually going to make a video on that.

  • Screw your almost free country, I'VE GOT MONE- I mean- I'M A CANADIAN!!!

  • Oh, man! This one pushed the envelope! Good vid... This one was...wow... perverted. LOL!

  • My next review of Stevie Ryan will rip the envelope. Thanks.

  • You're a fucking creep.

  • Alright, I have to admit that I always enjoy a good Blue Velvet reference... and enjoy most semi-obscur movie references, for that matter.

  • I saw Blue Velvet for the first time at a COOL theater that gave away a free "Pabst Blue Ribbon" beer with the ticket. I wasn't drinking back then and didn't get it at first, till the line, "Heinekin. Fuck That! Pabst Blue Ribbon man!" and the theater ERUPTED. I still have the can, never opened.

  • That sounds like a very cool theatre... and ya just gotta luv David Lynch!!

  • Oh man, I couldn't disagree with you more here. First, she's super-hot, but hey that's just my opinion. Second, while, I appreciate the solo, non-produced acts, there's nothing wrong with being a production either! Not all of her vids are winners, but most of them are hilarious! Hey, you can't deny the As One spoof! I give her a 9/10

  • I'm not a fan of production crews. Before LG15 was known to be a crew, I thought she was and I quit watching. I want a "real person" experience here.

  • Exactly, but I will cut some slack for the less people involved. Ask a Ninja is basicallly two guys and occasionally that actress from MadTV. And the Ninja is obviously brilliant.

  • The ninjas overall quality in terms of LOL's has dropped as time has progressed tho...

  • I'm going to eventually do a video on this topic. But the reason I think CC is the best is because of the personal details she puts in the videos. She's the best combination of vlogger and performance I've seen. The reason I put Katers at second is while she does the performance part great, not a lot of personal details.

  • Cool video

  • Spot on!

  • Another great review

  • Thanks babydoll. Another solo act with a great.....personality. ^_^

  • Blue Velvet reference FTW! These vids are great, I really don't understand why they don't get more views.

  • I agree with pretty much everything. I have to admit to not having found a single LisaNova video particularly enjoyable so I'm not subscribed to her. Katers otoh... that girl is just awesome.

  • Ok... Seriously. You have to stop this. I'm seriously going to unsubscribe. It would be hard for me to do that because you have introduced me to a lot of people I really like when I was starting out.

    But listen to me. Tone down - if not eliminate - the sexism.

    We get it, you're a tough guy, females are physically unable to make quality videos. Got it, now DROP IT.

  • DUDETTE! (assuming you're female???)

    his videos = his opinion

    Frankly I was surprised though he kinda got sexually aggressive there with that other chick, but... eyahh... I guess he stopped short of 'the line' (wink, wink)

    Yeah that was more "resentful Fing" rather than "angry Fing". Wouldn't want to F anybody you hate. Period.

  • Ok, I appreciate the defense, but ease up, she's a good kid.

  • I should also note that I didn't check her profile first. I like to make it a habit not to, because I don't like biasing what I think about people.

  • I'll shoot you a PM in a bit.

  • Drop it like... something that's external temperature has risen beyond the point that it cannot be grasped in ones unprotected hand without some form of discomfort or pain... perhaps?

  • Ok.... What?

  • Drop it like it's hot.

    I hate myself for making a rap reference...

  • So heterosexual men aren't allowed to comment on attractiveness of women, because it's "sexist"?? BULL. He's not hiring her for an interview. If it was a girl reviewing, say, the latest boy band, and saying how cute they are, you wouldn't say that is sexist, would you? You're full of crap.

  • Hahaha, oh WOW.

    THIS is how you shoot talk on people, folks.

    A+, Culwin-man!

  • Pshhhh! B-, if that!

  • ... A+++.

  • No, that wasn't the thing I was criticizing as sexist.

    First of all, anyone who talks about the "cuteness" of boy bands is... Well, not someone I want to listen to at the moment.

    Now, if you watch channelreviews' stuff you will recognize a recurring theme of him saying that no female can make videos as good as males can.

    Besides, youtube is that last place we need more objectification, look at what the women are doing to themselves?

  • Well, he doesn't say that women on youtube cannot do what men on youtube. He actually says that many of the women on youtube just don't appeal to his interest, which, as you heard/saw in this video, has only a fraction to do with looks. He'll note that he thinks they are good looking if he sees fit to do so, but he only spends an estimated average of 5-15% of his on-camera time actually talking about looks.

  • He's ACTUALLY saying, that in his opinion there are only two FEMALES on youtube who make really well made videos, and then I slightly larger number who make pretty good videos. Although, he makes these lists distinctly separate from the MALE lists, because there are many of them who are capable of making fantastic videos.

  • If you want an amalgamated list, why don't you ask him to do one? I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige.

    I'm sure he finds many male YTer's uninteresting as well, but for some reason or another, that issue has gone untouched for the most part with the excpetion of Crossmack.

    Good night, ma'am. You have fought well and I hope to match wits with you once more in the future.

  • If that ever does happen, I would like to actually be thinking straight.... Sleep helps.

  • WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG???

    - jk

  • i agree with everything you said...go katers(nice rack!)...

  • 1st comment!

  • Oh, and I want a DeLorean DMC-12.

    With the exception of one group that makes them out of refurbished or never used parts, hard to find, but worth every penny once you have it. Plus it's a great homage to the 1980's, the decade that made us how screwed up we are today!

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