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  • men what happened to the NAZISM!! :(

  • Who let you out of your cage, Nicky?

  • lolz im guessing nicky has aspergers, very very severe and un medicated aspergers. what kind of retard gets pissed off about internet things, if he doesnt want this happening to his "stories" if you can call them that... he shouldnt post them on the internet and instead self publish.

  • @XdemestremX

    It seems more like Fetal Alchohol Syndrome to me since he fits into almost all the symptons.

  • GREATEST. REVIEW. EVER. I applaud you folks for that. I would have done the same, but that meant wasting money on one of his "books".

  • NICK SUCKS DICKS!

  • Haha, how didn't I see this sooner. Awesome, though I agree with Nicky, burning a shitty book IS equal to crashing planes into buildings, killing thousands. I mean, CLEARLY.

    Keep fighting the book burning terrorists Nicky! <3

  • this comment page now renamed to Nickolaus Pacione Meltdown Station

  • No, but I did have a nice time with your mother the other day.

  • What is with the fucking mothers comments you keep spewing? Sounds like somebody's got a bit of an Oedipal Complex.

  • Wah.

  • With a Playstation?

  • Wow, it took you two weeks to think that one up? Lame. I had to look up that title on Amazon to see what you were talking about.

    Oh, and by the way... wah. Cry baby.

  • Look at Draykid's comment section!

    "NickolausPacione| April 29, 2008

    Nazi book burning cocksucking homo."

    Can he ever say anything that isn't gay? Always talking about sucking dicks and anal sex this homo is gay.

  • Thanks for showing me what I need to do with my free copy that he gave me.

  • Wow...watching this "Nickolaus" guy trying to "defend" himself is like watching a bellowing yak coated with feces trying to thread a needle in a blizzard.

    It's just so bizarre that you're left sitting there saying "What the hell ass balls?"

  • Thinking about it. . . I think someday, Nickyboy will get the recognition he deserves.

    Instead of a "The Eye of Argon" award, there will be a Pacione award for the worst SF of all time, and one of his books will replace The Eye of Argon in dramatic readings at SF cons. Actually, this might help his book sales by quite a lot. I can easily imagine writing instructors making his books required reading so people will know how NOT to write.

  • it must just suck to be you.

  • Apparently Nicky blocked me on youtube so he can't see the review that I did. That is a shame.

  • Next time (and I'm sure there will be one) I recommend dumping liquid oxygen over it and throwing in a match. Nickyboy is in no position to complain, buying one for review will undoubtedly double his sales.

    The SF community needs to create a "The Eye of Argon" award for this category of book.

  • Nicky you are so pathetic...

  • Nickolaus you are a really good writer and you sure showed Draykid. I'm being serious I swear. You are seriously, and I say this without a hint of sarcasm at all, a brilliant writer and there IS a conspiracy to keep you from being published. Seriously. I swear. I am being serious.

  • You're a dumb shit, quit spamming...

  • shoes wat u no!!

  • Well, you don't need to spam us just to get veiws... it's annoying...

  • It wasn't for that, it was a joke. I really don't care about views.

  • LET THAT SHIT BURN

  • thanks it's always the feedback that counts!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ask Nicky about the time he spent the night at a gay man's house in Baltimore.

    Ask him about the late night erection.

  • Why, was it Nicky's?

  • Snicker.

    Did you ever read the Nicky-Samwell slashfic that someone posted on LJ?

  • oh god, i think i need a link to that or something.

  • Look in the LJ comm "chicago_gothic" for April 16, 2008.

  • WAAAAH my butt hurts!

  • Nicky, I've been missing you recently. I want me some Pacione love.

  • Perfect! LMAO

  • You prejudiced bastard.

    Nothing wrong with fags.

  • How did you draw that conclusion?

  • He didn't. I mean, he can't even form a decent sentence in English. All he has are a mess of random assumptions.

  • Nicky baby, you're just pissed because you emailed me and asked me to come to Chicago to have hot man sex with you and I refused. Watch out everyone, he loves androgynous pretty boys like me!!

  • Note he says "someone needs to clock you." That's because he knows he lacks the strength to throw a punch.

  • I KNOW that's not a threat Nicky. Calling me a fag is one thing, but guns. No, no, no. Not a good thing to be doing.

  • What the hell are you talking about now?

    If we could confirm that the asylum nearest to your house has free internet, would you check yourself in?

  • Uh, Nick you dumb shit, I am don't run a kiddie show. ONE of our DJs has a kids hour, but my show is NOT a kids show. You are talking out your stupid ass again. Get your info correct before you run off at the mouth. I want you to go to the press PLEASE do. You have given me SO much publicity already. My gallery views are through the roof as are my listeners to my show.

  • Is it true you want to make a video to reply to this one but you're waiting for your latest face sores to heal first?

  • Nope Nicky isn't biding time like he says, that doesn't even make sense in this case. Nope he is just to chickenshit to make a response video.

  • Normally Nicky would post a video response but in this case he's too scared to.

  • What impersonation, Nick?

  • Well that's what he told me. I can't be held legally liable for whatever he did.

  • "

    I didn't give Tabloid Purposes IV away at any event so I am guessing one of your friends bought more than one copy of the book to destroy them."

    From Nicky's authorsdan page posted November 21, 2007:

    "I gave Don Henrie copies of Tabloid Purposes IV (the originally the end of the night giveaway item for day one. Then I gave him House of Spiders 3 on day two - telling him if it wasn't for seeing a Reality TV show, there wouldn't even be a House of Spiders period.)"

  • Nicky, your best punch wouldn't even leave a mark.

  • Nicky, I remember hearing stories of you fleeing for the hills whenever somebody you threatened actually walked up to you and said "Here I am."

    Maybe you should work on improving your spelling and grammar instead of shooting off at the mouth any time someone says something negative about your work.

  • wat

    Hey Draykid would you like a pole? I have the teatherball kind, the portable stripped kind (careful not 100$ safe a lot of amature strippers fall off it and make sexy videos funny) and of course, the pole that Nicky sits on when he gets on the interwebs to threaten people. The last one smells like condoms for some reason.

  • I think the first sounds great. I can take it down to Chicago and challenge Nicky to a match of teatherball.

  • I don't have a pole. I've got some racks for shelving... a couple of lamps in the game room... but no poles.

    Of course he doesn't deny that he ran, making girlie noises with every step. Also note that he doesn't deny his skills with language need improvement.

  • This video has inspired me. Sometime ago I contributed to an anthology Nickolaus put together and he was nothing but unprofessional and basically took his time getting me what was mine, then made a shitty book with my story in it. I am going to burn my contributor copy and post it on youtube as well.

  • I find this review very helpful. I am glad I watched this video before purchasing Tabloid Purposes IV because now I think I will pass.

  • Wah...

  • I wouldn't care. See, if they spent money on a book I wrote, and decided to set fire to it for all of youtube to see, my comment would be something like: "Well if you managed to roast a marshmallow or three, at least the book was good for something."

  • I like the way you think, uinsionn.

  • But that's where it's it's lulziest: Draykid didn't pay a dime for that book, therefor Nicky didn't get a dime. Worst than that Nicky paid to have it made out of his own welfare check and gave it to someone, who then gave it to Dray, who burned it.

  • This is like virtual rape. LOL.

  • Nope. Won't do it.

  • Only if it sucked as massively as yours, Nickie-poo.

    Actually, if anything I wrote sucked that much, I wouldn't even WANT it seen. I'd burn down the warehouse itself.

  • "no one has the right.. no matter what the constitution says"

    AND YOU'RE CALLING SOMEONE *ELSE* A NAZI?

    sit down, you're a worse writer than Stephenie Meyer.

  • oh noes, you called me a Nazi. whatever will I do? I think I will review some more of your "work." :)

  • i love you lol :D

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