Obama Roast
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  • 164 people were stuck up black people and retarded white people who try to win an opinion of a black man like myself. XD Hilarious.

  • McCain actually wanted to lose the election on purpose. why would he choose Palin as his V.P, he could've chosen anybody.

  • McCain picked the work profession.

    The is a great comedian.

  • Frankly, if it's not for Sarah Palin, McCain isn't so bad.

  • @VobisPacem Yea like supporting the iraq war, wanting to attack iran isn't bad..

  • Hey bro when did this air on TV?

  • 5:05 - 5:14 It goes to shows how laughable our media is even the politicians are lol

  • @raizinhell1 It goes to show we are friggin monkeys fighting over power and land justtttt like we always doooo oh yea.

  • Notice how when Colbert roasted Bush, Bush hardly ever cracked a smile and looked confused; and yet Obama is laughing the whole time?

  • @Sianator3000 I just came from there, and was about to say the very same thing!!

  • Why cigarrete in obamas mouth? lmao.. trying to make mccain look good? hahahaha

  • Only in America.

  • wow

  • Idiot uploader.

  • McCain is simply just killing in this speech.

  • Reptile eye at 01:39, ;)

    By the way....

  • The funniest thing here is how all the top politicians of the US are laughing at the shit Mc Cain is saying and at the same time you can read all the bad news and shit going on in the bottom of the screen.

  • he obviously had like 100 writers behind him just to make him funny.

    and he's just reading every joke they came up for him....

  • See this is how you take a joke. You Smile and get over it! :D Props for McCain for dishing and Obama for taking it so well.

  • MCCAIN KILLED

  • Funniest I've heard him.

  • Oh my holy spirit i beg that John McCain wrote this himself. If he doth write this symphony of words then our country has the opportunity to begin. If he doth noth writh this then I shalt take thy sheeth and stick in thy cock-a-doodle-do.

  • obama looks like guss from braking bad. both underhanded fuckers.

  • man republicans are funny...reagan was legendary, mccain is obviously funny.... even george w. bush was quite a clown...

  • John McCain is a RETARD

  • Fuck these idiot elites

  • GOT CHANGE?

  • Its truely nice to see millions of dollars wasted on crap like this. Who ever thinks this is funny is ridiculous as could be. Period.

  • Obama is a Bitch .. Fuck Him

  • @AngryAtTechnology75 fuck u pussy

  • @bigdog7013 you must be one of those dumb niggers that never see him do wrong, just because he is black, you think he is the greatest president, he has ruined this country ten times worse then bush, and bush was a horrible peice of shit..obama knows nothing bout economy or how to run a country, he has never worked, he has no experience in anything except being a douche bag fucker.. so nigger fuck you , stupid low iq having BITCH!

  • @bigdog7013 ooga booga

  • @AngryAtTechnology75 jjajajaaaaa talking about low IQ and used the N word more than once, fucking retard, people like u shouldnt be allowed to live in the us, put a bag over ur head and dive face first on a lake u useless fuckin Fag lmaoo

  • @bigdog7013 dive onto a lake? wtf are you talking about.. man what a dumb NIGGER.. please die bitch

  • @AngryAtTechnology75 This person is most likely Hispanic, you're both ignorant, and to dive into something; the surface must first be approached. It was obviously misjudged, but with no fault.

  • it's refreshing to see that US tax dollars pay for big party's like this!!! i thought that only happened in britain!!! theese cunt's live in high society because of genuine hard working people that do there bit by they're country and they don't question that!! BUT..... why wont any government put on to paper their how much tax dollars/pounds they spend on party's like this?..... fucking disgrace!! this party costs more than somebody working on minimum wage for 4 years would earn!!

  • I wish Jeff Ross would roast him. Now that would've been a roast.

  • @tsoprano1986 Jeff Ross likes Obama

  • After seeing what's gone down in the last 2 1/2 years, if I was one of those that drank the Obama koolaid and voted for Obamunism then I'd hide my head in shame.

  • McCain was funny as hell. Too bad he didn't come off this way while he was campaigning. Then this video makes an extreme turn to the right with the usual Obama/Acorn bashing. and that's when it turned into garbage. Too bad, it was fun at first...and then you had to put in all the CON-right-wing drivel.

  • LMAO! Go John!

  • I voted for and donated money tho Obama, And I think McCain was funny as hell.

  • theres something i hav to say about obama. it has to do with the way his body is. theres a g in the midlle and an r at the end. BIG EAR!

  • I'm not a Bush fan but if I remember correctly, Everyone in the county got a check for a few hundred dollars from the government. When Obama came into office, he signed a disgrace of a credit card bill that allowed the credit card companies to raise everyone's interest rates lock step. It cost me a few hundred extra in interest until I paid off my cards. Most of the handouts to large companies came under Obama. So money in mt pocket vs money to a bank? Who's really for big business??

  • Mccain wouldn't have done well in the White House, but he seems like a nice enough fellow.

  • @jrgorilla1 Oh please!!  What Obama did to his punchlines is what the tojo's did to his upper body and personality.

    He's a douche bag. Watch the footage of him telling someone to fuck off

  • @masterthehate2 Notice I said "nice enough"...we all have our moments when we tell people to fuck off, though, no?

  • @jrgorilla1 You can tell a lot about people based on how they treat others they view below them.

  • @masterthehate2 I only tell people above me to fuck off. Like airplane pilots.

  • @jrgorilla1 How to do know he wouldn't have done well. Could anyone do worse than Obama??

  • @mjpitche Everyone could and did do worse than Obama...because Obama won. And McCain supported almost everything Bush supported, and was kind of crazy, too.

  • Obama is the black angel he is the antichrist. He came from the hell to destroy the world. I saw that my grandma`s bible

  • American is done. People need to start learning Mandarin Chinese. China is the next super power. America is over. 2/3 of the country is on some sort of gov't assistance; 44 million on food stamps and welfare, about the same # on unemplyment or SSN. No country can sustain that. Go back to sleep people. Dancing with the Stars is on. ENJOY welfare mothers.

  • @09geauxtigers I hope your not American, I agree on the welfare thing though, in florida people are about to become drug tested, even though it wont stop the exploitation, it will make doing so a pain in the ass. The government is made for and supported by the people, so in other words we are robbing ourselves, or I should say some people are. Also im very happy I was born in the USA, as compared to elsewhere.

  • @09geauxtigers Everything you mentioned and Obama are why the dollar may become worthless. This country is best for the very rich and very lazy people who have a bunch of kids before they're 20 and have the government support them and make a decent living this way. The middle class people who go to school to get a skill and work long and hard at their jobs and getting screwed!!

  • @mjpitche They didn't allow enough text to make my point. My next door neighbor never worked and is getting her rent paid for by section 8 at $950/month. My mortgage is about $900/month. I work my ass off the pay my bills. Between taxes and child support I only take home half me income. So I'm paying for my neighbor to live in the same style as I am. Why does the government have to hand her so much of my money? I didn't mention the food stamps and child support my taxes hand her.

  • the ending ruined it

  • This was hilarious. 

  • McCain and Obama are both disgusting. Ron Paul 2012!

  • McCain was really funny in his roast

  • BREAKING NEWS

  • where's lampanelli when you need her.

  • @Delorian82 I've got a pretty good guess... O.O

  • @ToneChaser4Life which black cock is she riding now? LOL

  • @maysoona99 That's why Michelle didn't want her on the guest list...

  • Michael Richards would have given this event a much needed injection on edginess!!!

  • OBAMA SUCKS BALLS

  • Lmao that nigga at the back is just munching on his food the whole time

  • who knew politicians like to joke around

  • ahah that was funny lol

  • Mccain is funny, or is it his speechwriter who is?

  • singing and dancing mccain and palin? really? i threw up in my mouth a little and lost all respect for the powers that be. thank you for destroying integrity, sincerity, subtlety, and my faith in lasting peace. god bless american redundancy!

  • they forgot to say he is a cunt

  • Not a fan of McCain, but that was hilarious.

  • this is so sick

  • That was so great :D

  • This is why i admire America. In my country, if s person was speaking about the candidate that beat him, he would talk all trash about him in public. instead, McCain, the one that lost to Obama, took it like a man. I see so many American friends and professors criticizing America, but i cannot imagine what the world would be like if U.S isn't the "world police". U guys helped Haiti more than China did. U guys help other countries more than any other countries. Without u, the world be like china.

  • @elsenorify This was before the election. Still semi honorable.

  • @elsenorify Hey, hey, shhhhh! If it wasn't for us, you all would have nothing to hate but each other, and the fragile peace, though imperfect, that we've created would shatter! Now quick! Call me a redneck and an anti-semite homophobe, before anyone catches on! DO IT NOW!

  • Things like this show that the president, other senators, gov. people, etc. are all just humans in stead of some perfect picture of retarded beliefs.

  • @iSkulk Don't crush the American image please LOL!

  • @iSkulk yeah, of course they're all humans. . . a bunch of corrupt, power-hungry, and crooked humans

  • @iSkulk trolololololololololololololol­

  • @TheGrizzly40 How in Hell di you spot that comment?

  • @iSkulk Click on your youtube name in this response any it will show videos you commented on.

  • obama deception

  • It would be funnier if he ran up there and shouted "You're a muslim and probably the antichrist! Down with Affirmative Action!" and then just stumbled out of the room.

  • The best eventual outcome of this 2008 campaign will undoubtedly be the Palin daughters in Playboy in a few years.

  • Wow, that was actually pretty funny!

  • wow what a class act.

  • in hindsight, mccain probably would have done a better job, assuming he didn't die during his term and dumbshit palin was in charge...

  • Conservatives suck.

  • LOL, 90%+ of the comments on this video are flame wars. So typical.

  • where da jobs is?

  • @MrTrajan69 That comes from legislation and that is the Congress job.

  • @MrTrajan69 maybe if you went to school, and learned useful skills like how to use proper english, you would have a better idea of where THE jobs ARE.

  • This is all scripted, and set up, just a puppet play...JUST like the presidential debates, and the polls

  • Does not mane it unfunny. A life without any humor is not worth living.

  • okay andd the problem is?

  • RETARDS ALL OF YOU

  • Bad mortgage loans were but 20-25% of the "crises"--the bulk of lost wealth was the result of Wall Street shenanigans.

  • Wow..Obama's a true hack! thank God he's only gonna be a one term president.

  • owerbuilderpools: Have you really not worked out who Obama is? Well let me give you a hand if your ready to do some homework. This is serious! Study Adolf Hitler from the day he was born to the day he died. Then do the same with Obama only he isn't dead YET and compare their lives. What you WILL find is that the similarities will have the hairs standing on the back of your neck, yes its frightening. My only hope is that Obama is good and that there is balance in the universe.

  • @iLuvAkeys4ever Which is to say, Hitler... was born a poor black child.

  • I hope not. I don't want a republikkkan in there.

  • look in the mirror before you talk. I bet Obama has completed more things in his first 20 years of living than you or your family could ever hope for...

    As a white Canadian, it really is too bad that our neighbours to the south are still a very racist country

  • @ownerbuilderpools If only bush had been a one term president.

  • Ya, we would already be broke! Then we could have elected a decent Republican!

  • @shortwavecolt "we" dont elect shit

  • See? They all give eachother the reacharound after the smoke clears.

  • mccain got his ass lol he way funner than obama

  • lol obama didnt like them acorn jokes hahaha look at his face

  • Mccain, while i disagree with him, ran an honorable campagin

  • @medievalman86 really you mean those rallies where people yelled out 'kill him' ??

  • @medievalman86 what are you, kidding me? he STARTED his campaign honestly, but that soon changed. it was well known that he wanted lieberman to be his running partner. but he BOWED to the GOP powers that be and let them choose Palin (a woman with very few--if any--credentials, whom he had never met or heard of before). This is despite the fact that the US people chose HIM, and want HIM to decide who his campaign partner is. how is that honest? he pretends to be a leader, but the GOP leads HIM.

  • @danagrl52 Lieberman I still can't believe he got reelected

  • @danagrl52 How is it dishonest to accede to the wishes of duly elected party officials? "American people" didn't choose him, registered GOP voters, members and grandees chose him, and these same people were in no way keen on Lieberman. Lieberman is a cunt, widely disliked on the right and the left, a shill for Israel, a man who has no equal in the rapidity with which he attempts to exploit all tragedies to further erode the rights of Americans.

    If you like Lieberman, you need your head checked.

  • @medievalman86 mccain all ready knew before the election that obama was the next president. there is no divide between left and right, they work together to fool us. bush is bad cop, obama is good cop.

  • @medievalman86 when mccain lokked like he was loosing they (therepublicans) made robo-calls to american citicens that were absolutely disgusting!

  • @medievalman86 pfff, such a mindless line

  • @medievalman86 are you NUTS!

    

  • @thompsty no, while I disagree with many ppl, I do not attempt to malign their character, or intent. Particularly because it seems when ever anyone attacks a political candidate for some reason or another, they fail to realize that their preferred candidate is guilty of the same asshatery and retardation as the opponent., So, I level my sights at the Republican and Democrat platform. and Generally try to leave individuals alone.

  • @medievalman86 Calling Obama a socialist, slandering Muslims, and spreading lies about him not being born in America is what you consider an "honorable" campaign? Are you for real? (o_0)

  • @bluetextonwhitebg and let me guess, all the fucking shit obama called, spread, "guilty by association" and so forth about mccain is some how excused... thats fucking stupid.

  • @bluetextonwhitebg

    Actually he defended Obama a woman said that he is an Arab to McCain and then he said No Mam

    And he also said to his people that he was not someone you needed too fear become president.

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  • @vengeanceisminemetal What planet have you been living on?? They absolutely DID. Many, many times.

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  • @medievalman86 he is also pretty funny.

  • @medievalman86 no he didn't! The rest of his campaign was deplorable, until he gave an extremely eloquent concession speech after he lost. I remember being thankful he didn't sound so gracious during the campaign, or he'd have had a shot.

  • @medievalman86 honorable yes. but he made the worst choice with his vice president choice.

  • @shabyyy that is the only reason i did not respect him

  • @shabyyy i hope you get eaten and raped by raveonus tiger you stupid cock sucking bitch

    -jesus saves

  • @andrewfink1 HAHAHAHAHAAHAH "Jesus Saves" was the best part lol

  • @shabyyy thank you know one else appreciates it they call me mean things like toll

  • @andrewfink1 do you mean "tool"? well they're right to call you that, that's pretty accurate

  • @shabyyy troll

    

  • @shabyyy booooo

  • @shabyyy booooooooo

  • @SeaBearisNumber1 ooga booga

  • @shabyyy fuck u palin was a star

  • @Dan69WasTaken palin was a fucking dumbass

  • @Dan69WasTaken Sorry, No.

  • @ib422000 ur just jealous get over it shes going to be the next president and when she is she will make ingrates like you work in camps

  • @Dan69WasTaken

    No. If I ever feel jealous of anyone, it will be of someone cultured, educated and intelligent. Someone with class. That automatically excludes her.

    Is she running for president of Russia? I have never heard of 'camps' in the USA.

  • See America. Racism doesn't exist.

  • **cough cough**

  • jajaja!!

  • Yea it does.. Even within each race there is racism and self hate.. I will have to disagree my friend.

  • I was impressed.

    McCain is funnier than most people would give a 72-year-old politician credit for.

  • yea cause he's totally not reading jokes written for him by someone else.

  • I'm guessing Obama didn't write his jokes either. It's in the delievery, though.

  • @DrWebflaxFLOO no one writes anything alone.

  • lol

  • Check out the dude chowing away behind McCain, LOL

  • John's pretty funny. I thought obama was a little funnier but it didn't look like this was the whole act. The song at the end was pretty catchy in till a buch of unverifiable crap littered my screen. I sure hope this acorn business doesn't get out and ruin obama's campain.

  • If John McCain was more sociable and funny like this on the campaign trail it would have been a much closer race.

  • mccain's a funny guy.

  • mccain can do black jokes...lol

  • that's some funny shit right there.

  • Hey, obama08acorn, why can't we post on under your personal comment section?

    Looks like your party did a stand-up job in '08. If McCain didn't make the egregious error of picking Palin, he would've had something that resembled a fighting chance.

    Congrats on living in a Republican Reality flooded with utter stupidity. Let's hope the next evolutionary step'll weed-out ignorant morons such as yourself.

  • I've heard that a great way to keep your tinfoil hat inconspicuous is to line a baseball cap with tinfoil, and wear it that way... That way, you don't come off as 'crazy' to most people, until you open your mouth. ;)

  • This video just shows how all these crooks are in on this together. The elites of the world won regardless who won the election. All of them are CFR and Trilaterals. The president is just an elected puppet that goes around shaking hands and bagging a few hookers behind the scenes. This is funny because its entirely true how stupid the American people are for voting for either of these tools!

  • I could not agree more. We're fucked.

  • You've been playing too much Metal Gear Solid 2...

    Just because politicians can get together and have a laugh, all of a sudden they're "all in it together??" I think your tinfoil hat is a bit too tight, bro...

    - CK

  • All the people featured in this clip are members of the trliateral which openly admits to trying to merge Mexico and Canada with the US abolishing the Constitution. The CFR was created by elite bankers, many who are shareholders for the FED and the major campaign contributors to both McCain and Obama. Neither of them were American born citizens anyway, that is documented proof. Wakey wakey children.

  • time to lose the conspiracy erections kids.

  • I think the guy in the Bat-Man outfit, otherwise known as the Black Pope, seated between MacCain and Obama and hedging his bets, will win the election! I therefore predict a long war against Islam and other heretics... Maybe Ms Palin wasn't such a terrible alternative to both MacCain, Obama and Cardinal Egan....

  • What the hell is a community organizer? I live in Chicago...... this shit ain't organized.

  • yo this is funny mccain said he even has a pet name for me george bush i really started \cracking up when he said that

  • I think McCain should have avoided talking about Bush as Obama avoided that in his speech in this same dinner ...

  • great seeing them laugh

  • hahha the guy behind mccain is eating