This takes me back to the 2001 NFL Playoffs, when these Clay Henry ads would air about 400 times each game. God damn it was sickening. The same kind of sickening feeling you'd get when you eat Subway.
Why the fuck didn't this guy blow up? If you ask me, Jared is a fuck. Whenever Jared speaks or gestures, it looks entirely mechanical; and not once have I glimpsed any qualities verging on "personality". The man seems totally soulless. Clay Henry, on the other hand, is a born spokesman and an American hero. It is HE who deserves subway fame. I wouldn't be surprised if Jared screwed up this commercial on purpose, to sabotage dear Clay's career!
@PWF That is all the retard had to remember and he fucked it up. They should have shitcanned this whole ad campaign years ago. I refuse to go to subway because I am afraid of ever resembling Jared the botched abortion.
I have school plays and he will be my part.
SEALSUS50 8 months ago
This takes me back to the 2001 NFL Playoffs, when these Clay Henry ads would air about 400 times each game. God damn it was sickening. The same kind of sickening feeling you'd get when you eat Subway.
RDarth 10 months ago
His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison.
He lost ten pounds takin' Jared's lead-
TheNEWfilmfanatic99 1 year ago
Clay henry! clay henry! he is a fat fireman and he broke... i dont remember the whole song : Tim Nutt
skidoofus 1 year ago
For the longest time I thought this said "GAY" Henry. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
TheWilsonFilmCompany 1 year ago
eat my shit clay henry
j24800 2 years ago 3
Why the fuck didn't this guy blow up? If you ask me, Jared is a fuck. Whenever Jared speaks or gestures, it looks entirely mechanical; and not once have I glimpsed any qualities verging on "personality". The man seems totally soulless. Clay Henry, on the other hand, is a born spokesman and an American hero. It is HE who deserves subway fame. I wouldn't be surprised if Jared screwed up this commercial on purpose, to sabotage dear Clay's career!
offbdway 2 years ago 8
Probably Clay Henry's weight loss wasn't as extreme as Jared's.
livardo 2 years ago
@offbdway .............. offbdway = Clay Henry
bpo87 1 year ago
WTFFF, that's my actual name! Creeepy! ...
ClaytonHenryOfficial 2 years ago
@ClaytonHenryOfficial haha same here!
i'm clayton henrey!
trucksoner 2 years ago
@ClaytonHenryOfficial same, haha
trucksoner 1 year ago
DUMB!
AlexanderDeLarge08 2 years ago
NOW HE'S DOWN TO A SMALLER SIZE!!!!
Wooooootube 2 years ago
clay henry clay henry, got too fat by eating burgers and fries
LeonMeekis84 2 years ago
It looks like Jared screwed up in the commercial at the end, because he didn't start saying "Subway: eat fresh" when everyone else started.
PWF 3 years ago
@PWF That is all the retard had to remember and he fucked it up. They should have shitcanned this whole ad campaign years ago. I refuse to go to subway because I am afraid of ever resembling Jared the botched abortion.
rphinks 1 year ago
ROFL the South Park parody of this commercial was great
EvernhamMotorsports9 3 years ago
wut episode was this?
PWF 3 years ago
Jared Has Aides, Season 6.
EvernhamMotorsports9 3 years ago
*hes' henry, clay henry* hahaha
jalee123456789 3 years ago
my name IS clay henrey!
trucksoner 4 years ago
well, can't argue with that.
livardo 4 years ago
Learn how to spell...
MBeczkowski 4 years ago
Thanks for that comment.. Learn how to spell what?
livardo 4 years ago
The dude below needs to learn how to spell friend.
MBeczkowski 4 years ago
Ah.. everyone makes mistakes .. he met Clay Henry, I'll give him a pass!
livardo 4 years ago
This time only...
MBeczkowski 4 years ago
haha, that's classic. I wish I had the original video. I remember capping it but I can't find it. It was a 1000x more annoying.
livardo 4 years ago