How To Make Friends At a New School

[NicolePangilinan]

What kind of person dosent have a smile?!

[JesseWoolacott]

They are such bad actors. Also I got here from a skyrim vid wtf o_0

[thegreatvideomaster]

He looks like a loser

[minecraftunicorn155]

wait.....how do i get a job when i am in elementry school?

[theBankshooter]

I hate friends!

[HimariDzen]

thats how retards make friends

[OhsnapitsEffy]

TF ?! Is this a joke ? *smh* I seriously wasted my time !!

[lazygurl3993]

@0thelonelygirl0 I know how u feel! I have 3 friends....or less. I was bully today. And again. Life....really sucks ;-;

[crazycaramel39]

1:14

HANATE FACE.

(nigahiga ftw)

[bumcheekgangster]

Step 1: STOP BEING A FAG

[CheeseNutCake]

fuck face

[DaReelBomb]

their logo is copying smosh's

[WierdBeardLuke]

Lol dis vid iz so retarded

[TheBadchick66]

Shoot up the whole school

[iambubba34234]

wait.... what?

[TheArgenis1]

Am I the only one who notices how she says words with an "s"

[GPepicness]

orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....­.................. just be good at something and show off.

[Thiggyhiggy]

step 1 . wear a fake blonde afro :L

[EmericanGangstarr]

shirley temple + napolean dynamite

[0TheLonleyGirl0]

I feel like their making fun of people with no friends...like me

[tahir630247365]

No one military men become stupid animals.

[tahir630247365]

Are you serious?

[smky100]

Where do you buy a smile ?!

[LizzyV347]

well... Not to be a bitch or something... But Ive been "The new girl" in 17 schools. Im 13 years old, so I'll probably go to more schools than only 17... yay! ^w^ or not.?

[marsaweyaa]

@LizzyV347 hopefully not im 18 and i know how it feels like when i was younger to change school 3 times a year and i couldnt make friends coz im a shy person not shy normally but REALLY SHY and still am

[TheAlatreus]

Of course you need internet access. You wouldn't watching this video without it.....

[TheXxalibabaxX]

man i came to this vid cuz i watched it last year but you know its not really that

you wanna get friends

step1:get into a fight

step2:beat this motherfucker

there you go

[lillyomann]

its 1:04 am and i think these will put me too sleep yawn its working



[SuperMusicFreak1999]

i only watch these when i am bored



[badmuthasuka]

@SuicidalWolfi quick question where u from?

[CDA441]

how to make friends: don't be like the kid in the video

[TheBOOTYSWEAT107]

umm kids arnt like this at my school. i mean this will work when ur in 1st grade but not for me. im at a new jr.high. (sigh) fml

[SuicidalWolfi]

You will need:

1. Huge boobs

(If a boy)2. Pimp-ass Mustache.

step 1 Wait 0.34 seconds

Done.

Did you know: Hippo milk is pink (fact)

[aljensen2001]

i wish this actuly worked

[JazmineCutie1]

i'm moving to a new school and at my school we wear uniform till were in grade 11 that sucks in america they wear what they want i love amarica and whoever is from there

[carolyn5658]

just peed my pants a little bit... no big deal

[KortneysAccount]

It's not easy being the new kid, I know I move a lot. And It's not easy being a freshman. I have to be both in a year -.-

[anjulisvaughn]

That kid looks like Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved By the Bell.

[yellowpotondesk]

that kid is fucked up

[Youngd609Tg]

That last fact is true I am one

[alfiedog12345]

Dont be friends with the first kid who talks to you... There always desperate needy, and scary : (

[bluetec123]

How to make freinds.... More like 'How to make sure yo ass gets no freinds". xD

[thatguyplayinguitar]

1:14 LMAO his smile cracks me up

[firetrucku1]

That hair is so wierd he should make a new hairstyle before looking for friends xD

[coolking533]

when i ws in school i would find the biggest guy and fight him no matter if you win or lose you will alwase be "that kid"

[myusername94]

Step 1: Cut that hair off 

[Krystyna4Real]

Wait. Is this like for real? Or a joke? Like if your not sure either...

[MAY0NNA1S3]

Why does the kid remind me of Napoleon Dynamite? Oh wait, It's rather obvious.

[TheXxHELENxX]

I was half way in the video when i noticed that boy was wearing a wig...

[tusky123456]

that has to be a wig!

[nilked]

Don't be a friend with the person who spoke to you very first.

They tend to be odd and left out.

[StfuWanka]

Bring gum and hot Cheetos.. Those kids will be on you like a hoe on some nuts. o_____o

[shadyboy969]

bring gum...

[69maldenway]

wtf I tried this and I got beaten up

[newflatter]

@69maldenway

Lucky maaan. I got a blowjob.

[XxWhat0EverxX]

he has gotta be wearing a wig...

[starwarp88]

wtf did i just watch

[CoolNightMare7]

I watched this video because I thought it would be funny.  I was right

[xXaZnLoSeRxX]

Pause at 0:52

[randomstuff8328]

read what he wrote @ 1:47

[TehGamerzEffect]

Step 1. Be a normal kid and dont search how to make friends.

[muoch10]

I need more help.

[gothicjade0202]

Damn, that's a big wig..

[TheDoctorGermany]

A great way to make friends is to join band. All my friends are from band because everyonelse in my school is an idot.

[MrMaplestory1234]

get a haircut

[WoodZillaTV]

I'm just here to tell you stranger's about my news:Today i become friend's with a pretty Polish girl. :D

[t0xictreasure]

@WoodZillaTV i bet you had free or 70% discount on sex dude you lucky or whaaaaa...

[WoodZillaTV]

@t0xictreasure Lol

[rustybojanglez]

queer faggit

[FunniesStudios]

The how cast is really good

[WTFtelevision666]

I am know millitary kid and my parents move every single year. fuck I've always been the new kid. They even travel to different countries

[Chipmunkband24]

he doesnt know how to wink at 2:06

[Retrojupt57]

All you got to do is stay strong and realize most of the world is gonna hate you but just do your own things and live life the happiest way possible and if all else fails and you lost all hope, Trust in god because he will always be your friend ( Unless u r an athiest, if u are theres no point in living anyway)

[johnsnake71]

@Retrojupt57 What if you're a Buddhist?

[beautygeni]

@Retrojupt57 well said my friend lol especially the athiest part

[nessm825]

@Retrojupt57 Dearest retrojupt, with all due respect, how many nobel prize winners in areas such as math and science are christians? And as far as I know, the point of Christian life is to get to a nice place after death. Who needs to live more?

Best regards,

A Proud Atheist

P.S. Enjoy your (after)life, if it exists!

[Retrojupt57]

U gotta be yourself................just like everyone else tries to do

No but really dont care about what people say, all the people here who made no friends are people who are weak mentally and let the world get to them.

[HeiHolaHello]

god, i love his ''smile'', lol

[1234Hannahsmileyface]

I might be going to a different school I donno what to do its either deal with the STUPIED kids at my school that aredy know me or deal with new people who can say wut ever they want about me.

[lindviggirl]

wow, i did all those things at my new school and still, nobody talks to me or invites me to anything. its kind of sad, but what can i do, i can't force them to be my friends...

[ChrisTheLost]

@lindviggirl have you tried showing your titts?

[Wolfz4Lifee]

@lindviggirl i know what u feel :(

[Kyandirozu]

This is insanely funny

[JaayFourteen]

Does he work in his kitchen??

[JiaYu8]

0:52 you can't just ask someone to give u a handjob at new school. you need to buy him a dinner first

[MrsCuddleCakes]

1:41 Lol at his facial expression xDD

[JaayFourteen]

1:52 top right

[miracledoubtfire]

i crap!! why didn't i do these directions instead of living in that crappy bubble??

[TheDinoist]

I'm going to a new class, I'm so nervous. I really just want to die... For like two years and then wake up...

[happymsb]

@TheDinoist dont worry i used to be like you then i took a vagina to the penis now im ok.

[DAN5675able]

Can I make friends with Harry. I got accepted to Hogwarts.

[harloskate]

sometimes i feel like killing myself

[Gamingexpert89]

@ 0:03 it looks like the smosh logo.

[kjellandami]

00:28 00:50 01:04 01:13 01:39 02:05 made me LOL !

[evangelion10119]

this is the weirdest video i have ever seen

[yummybluespidermans]

Optional: Braces, Normal Hair

[qualifa]

What if one does not have all of the listed materials? Or any of them?

[lubindadbz]

That isn't a cookie 1:00 !!

[faroohii11]

step 1: Get a haircut!

[thecottoncandies1999]

pause at 0:33

[MisterGUITAR1000]

Too All The Kids and Teens at School that Treated the New Kid like Garbage and Never gave them a Chance . GO To HELL and F!@#@! Your-Selves !!!!

[wafflecushioned]

I've always been able to make friends when I go to a new school, but ever since I've been in junior college I haven't made any new real friends.

[MrMaplestory1234]

ugly fag

[ThePoohGurl5]

I had friends in the first day of my school...

[ElenaLovesShane]

Forever Alone Lv.15

[DrDraye1]

what a weird kid

[AndyFlis]

and why does the child change school more than 12 times.? Because noone likes WAR you dickhead!

[evewhittenbury]

HAHA afro boy lol

[HeyItsTateAndRory]

LOL i have an afro i am half black!

[andresoacuna]

This kid is obviously wearing a wig xD

[mikey17ish]

that kid is fucking ugly

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@mikey17ish He's a kid 3 times younger then you! You don't even know the kid! Be nice.

[FashionFaceOffTv]

@mikey17ish meanie!

[IndyIndieKlips]

@mikey17ish And you're the kind of kid he SHOULDN'T make friends with.

[shinnok842002]

@mikey17ish hes wearing a wig

[lovethewild05]

@mikey17ish All that I can say , is that , that kid is probably less ugly than you . Why ? Because you're ugly inside . How could you EVER consider to put this kind of comment on this video? Don't you care about feelings? You're mean .

[wwweee121]

please tell me thats a wig

[Naveenrae]

i tried this at my new school...and it allturnbed out the other way.LOL

[MusicStar184]

Get involved in the extra curricular activities you enjoyed at your old school... Poke people in the eye with pens..

[Avonleay]

@MusicStar184 I read - poke people in the eye with penis...

[MusicStar184]

@Avonleay Well read! 1:18. :)

[KaylaLoveYaLucas]

@MrCopterdr If you ask that question in high school...you're most likely going to be raped. :D

[daica213]

this is what i need XD

[TheNoobpwner111]

First of all, Ive been at my school for 5 YEARS.. and i dont have ANY friends at all, is it because im ugly?? i just dont understand...i mean i play world of warcraft like all of the cool kids do. btw im in middle school I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REARLLY REALLy want friends..so COME ON!!!! COME ON!!!! COME ON!!! sigh..well of to play more world of warcraft, maybe someone will notice me on my realm called "Steamwheedle Cartel"

[TrulyEpicGaming]

@TheNoobpwner111 *laughs*

[HDZGokuZHD]

@TheNoobpwner111 I'll be your friend, and I understand the whole school thing, I had to deal with that

[haloteen100]

@TheNoobpwner111 dude im really worser than you. I had moved to a new school and people dont talk to me. I play sports, lots of videogames, and people dont like me. I didnt have a friend since 7 years. I had moved to middleschool in 7th grade no one didnt care for me. im 17 now and im in the 11th grade and still have no friends, but when i get in a fight theres nobody to back me up and the saddest part is when i get beat up i was still lieing on the ground and nonne came for help.

[haloteen100]

@TheNoobpwner111 Another thing though , when the other students were causing trouble, they always blaming it on me!!! You know what gets me really mad?! The teacher believes them. Sure blame the quiet ones.the funny thing is my pschiatrist told me to get out more of the house LOL that didnt even work so i stayed in the house and never talked to noone again. So i play videogames all day i want. Fuck the teachers, Fuck the classmates, and fuck the school!

[Assassin101Freekill]

Was this in the 19's? Today you come to school with SWAG!

[MrMaplestory1234]

u liek girlz? good luck getting 1

[bubbaXzone]

This is so complicated. why the hell i am here? am i that bored?

[Hobobian]

faggit

[daniel126757]

Cut your hair nigga

[yougurtcy]

is this real

[BatDude27]

step one get rid of your jew fro

[PureAwesome73]

@WISHING i know the feelin

[nadanoordin10]

fuckk......this kid fucking needs to get a fucking haircut and a tan. blekh

[JerrysMemory]

@300n7save222 Step 2:Get A Tan

[BIKERSYZ35]

Step 1: Get a Gun.

[WlSHlNG]

im a loner ...buti walk this world alone makin friends has been hard since 7th grade and im in 10th...had a great friend and turned into mr popular and just forgot bout mean thts why i dnt trust any1 anymore

[whymewhy100]

Step 1. find the ugly lonely guy/girl.

Step 2. find the cool guy/girl.

step 3. go to the cool guy/girl and tell bad things about the ugly lonely guy/girl.

[CrazyCakesLP]

i dont have internet

[TheRapper08]

0:06 Those girls are hot as hell for an elementary kid.

[jrparkmcfadden1]

0:25 the dude looks like a dummy

[MrMaplestory1234]

looking good..... for the ladies?? hes ugly

[bltsdsubbie]

Just be yourself, have an open mind, be friendly and the rest will take care of itself.

[LegendsOf2011]

1:15  creepy.. -_-

[BasicsProductions]

I've been in private school my whole life and now I'm going to a public school tomorrow (because my old school kicked me out) I'm scared that I wont make friends because of my shy personality...I hope people at least wont hate me.

[GawkySatsuma]

@BasicsProductions I know exactly how you feel I just started at a new school a few days ago. I also came from being at a private school my whole life. I haven't really made much friends and if I don't know someone I'm really shy. I hope you have better luck than I have so far... Just be friendly to everyone you meet and if someone comes up to you on your first day be friendly! Good Luck!

[BasicsProductions]

@GawkySatsuma Thanks! Ive mad a couple of friends so far...not many though. Its definately a challenge, but in the end you do make some good friends so it is worth it. I hope your school gets better to!

[SamSunshineLove]

0:14= hawt

[clarthedog]

Hah...sometimes when I say hi to someone they just look at me and make a face like I'm a freak 0-0

[rexza73]

why all the kids don't want to be friends with him

because he has a creepy face

but why there still playing with him

because the video directortold them to do that or they be sent to military school

[burntpoptarts96]

No wonder this kid has got no friends

[thegreatmiki]

retard ? o.o

[TaylorSwiftFan1654]

I died laughing when he smiled xD kid, just pay people 5 bucks to be your friend

[EpicMandaChan1992]

Why does that kid seem like he has autism? lmfao

[basketjake]

Im a loner...

[hkid92orsnow]

@basketjake =( me 2 hang in there buddy

[Roadmaster619]

@basketjake remember your not alone jesus will be with you

[S0uLzTaEKeRz]

Freaky boy, reminds me of chucky.

[spudfilms1]

@BaybeeeeSam there meanys!

[BaybeeeeSam]

@spudfilms1 it's a video, not real!



[spudfilms1]

BaybeeeeSam

[enidclowes]

that kid is so silly! i want to adopt him :P

[spudfilms1]

What if I'm a homeschooler?

[spudfilms1]

Stop at 1:47 that girl was crying!

[BaybeeeeSam]

@spudfilms1 Ermm she just got bullied, she's supposed to be crying. DUH!

[hackmaster2012]

im a lamo

[drgstrife]

SCREECH! (:

[VietKaylee]

what is this.

[peaceluvr26]

You will need con- A new hair cut :D

[kinghassanbutt]

I did not enjoy watchin video but reading comments. Get a hair cut..... brush the theeth..... hahahah

[iM1LKY]

You will need a:

Tooth brush to brush your mutha fucking yellow teeth

A new hair cut

Finally be straight

:)

hope it helped