'PEARS is a character I made up. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like YOU! In three months I don't want to wake up and be human and taste Martha!' Hahaha :D
"It must have been 1990 and pears were eating the Tardis and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. I don't know what that tells you about that particular event."
Must have been 1990 and the pears were eating the eating the TARDIS and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to but I don't know what that tells you about that particular event...
Well I don't know about you guys but it tells me he got high.
"I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat you, but I won't know that. In three months, I don't want to wake up from being human and taste Martha"
That part made me laugh, and it is very hard to do that so you ought to be congratulated.
@therealcritic28 Doctor: "Ah... The year of 1997 is a peacful year... Wait, why are there pears crowding the TAR... OH MY GOD! STOP IT YOU STUPID PEARS!"
I sent my favourite bit of this to my friend KitKat and the text she sent back made me laugh for the whole bus journey home! I have watched this 5 times and it is still classic!
"It must have been 1990, and the pears were eating the TARDIS. And it was, quite simply, the best gig I have ever been to. I don't know what that tells you about that particular event."
If anything goes wrong,eat the TARDIS hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA
angrydemondog 3 minutes ago
Im seriously crying with laughter
Ronweasleyloveshazel 12 hours ago
I think i just laughed so hard i ate a pear! XD
Xx5matty5xX 2 days ago
last bit I HATE YOU
heele8 5 days ago
Very funny!
TPQ1980 5 days ago
He mentions pears very much for someone not liking them xD
tikinice 6 days ago
I died of laughter at "and he might do smoething stupid like eat you" :D :D
Opaleye96 6 days ago
Omg this is BRILLIANT!!! Haha hilarious!!!
MegWolf32998 1 week ago
I am literally crying in laughter XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SunyiGomba 1 week ago
And He Will Do Some Thing Stupid Like Eat You 0-0 wtf XD
MandySchut 1 week ago
"If anything goes wrong, eat the Tardis."
BAHAHAHA XD
accioallison7 1 week ago
Hahaha just made my day <3
TheLittleMissMe96 1 week ago
Laughed quite alot xD
EpicKym 1 week ago
Four.. No Wait A Minute.......... 23. XD
MandySchut 2 weeks ago
"It must have been 1990 and pears were eating the Tardis"
Bozzy813 2 weeks ago
I dont want to wake up human and taste Martha
Finnderella2001 3 weeks ago 3
Hilarous
Finnderella2001 3 weeks ago
i think i broke the replay button
dorothylovechocolate 3 weeks ago
1990 pears were eating the tardis XD
generalityrandom777 3 weeks ago
:DD ...
SpiRit1290 3 weeks ago
LOLOLOLOL THIS IS SOOOOOO FUNNY it's the best parody ive seen yet :D
MysteryGamePlayerV2 3 weeks ago
lol!!! genius ;) xx
awesomelyizzy 4 weeks ago
Is it just me or did he say 'something stupid like pikatuchu'?!?!
those2overthere 4 weeks ago
This is absolutely brilliant! I love you for making this, although my family is staring at me right now... it's a bit creepy XD
gamertjecool 4 weeks ago
1:08 best part xD
BeautifulDreams95 1 month ago
4 if anything goes wrong eat the tardis hahahaha lol
NN2484 1 month ago
LOL. He might do something stupid and eat you. HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Emerald135k 1 month ago
Hehehe I burst out laughing when I watched then and then everyone looked at me
But that didn't stop me from laughing more :D
littletalifox 1 month ago
LOL PEZZZ
Broadcastermaster29 1 month ago
'PEARS is a character I made up. I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like YOU! In three months I don't want to wake up and be human and taste Martha!' Hahaha :D
No1LovedYouLikeIDo 1 month ago
lmao!! "If anything goes wrong, eat the TARDIS."
Skelliosis 1 month ago 2
OMFG best vid ever cant stop laughing
15chippymunk 1 month ago
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"It must have been 1990 and pears were eating the Tardis and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to. I don't know what that tells you about that particular event."
<3
Maplehoofian 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
LOLOLOL
Pears, John Smith and The Tardis. XD
Marissa17777 1 month ago
The poor Tardis :'(
JediZing 1 month ago
1:09 :D
Gameboy671 1 month ago
Dude, I was watching this in a room with people watching a movie... And I burst out laughing when the guy died... My bad :P
1313MusicIsMyLife 1 month ago 2
What is he on?!?! I WANT SOME!!! XD
randomapple64 1 month ago
@randomapple64 apparently TARDIS does that to people
shadowangel422 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i am DYEING!
RitaHodges 1 month ago
"If anything goes wrong, eat the TARDIS." LMFAO XD
JadeWest101 1 month ago 24
I just want to let you know that i burst into a laughing fit every time he mentioned eating the tardis, lollll. Perfect
Ektinstein 1 month ago
The Doctor needs scissors! 61!
VigilanteAgumon 1 month ago
People who dislike videos like this were looking for porn.
TheAfroThunder1 1 month ago
Lol wow
Harry2616 1 month ago
"if anything goes wrong eat the tardis" LOL!
miani8 1 month ago 4
Must have been 1990 and the pears were eating the eating the TARDIS and it was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to but I don't know what that tells you about that particular event...
Well I don't know about you guys but it tells me he got high.
Caramelldansin 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
I Laughed so hard xD
MrWickeedd 1 month ago
...and the pears were eat-ing the TARDIS. I can not get over that!
HamillJoker 1 month ago 2
It must have been 1990, and the pears were eating the TARDIS. It was quite simply the best gig I've ever been to.
SleepingDragon7 1 month ago 2
Oh my gosh, I'm crying from laughter!"If anything goes wrong, eat the Tardis,"
39ocean 1 month ago
"If anything gor
39ocean 1 month ago
my name is boxxy
SexyVampyr09 1 month ago
Doctor: "Dont let me abandon pears..."
Martha: "Wouldn't dream of it..."
Doctor: "Oh, and Martha..."
Martha: "Yes..."
Doctor: "Dont let me eat..."
Martha: "The TARDIS?"
Doctor: "you..."
(Akward Silence)
TheAfroThunder1 1 month ago 3
Wow... This is very clever. Excellent work, I don't think I would have the patience for something like that, if I had to make it.
pinklavigne231 1 month ago
This is the best thing ever!
goodisgoog 1 month ago
This is absolutely excellent!!!
StarKidPotterhead146 1 month ago
I'm dying, this is glorious. XD
underwater528 2 months ago
I couldn't stop LOLing haha
kezzastocks 2 months ago
lol I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
torchelleyshow 2 months ago
OH DEAR GOD. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
WarmFuzzyRainbowII 2 months ago
I didn't want to laugh but I did. So I guess you win. This time. :-P
OneColdMonkey 2 months ago
i can die happy now :)
generalityrandom777 2 months ago
imagine martha acctually heard this lol
tf2sniper100 2 months ago
I LOLed so hard I cried
Caramelldansin 2 months ago
This just made my life complete.
Darcie23Louise 2 months ago
LMFAO
Nazza246 2 months ago
PEARS WERE EATING THE TARDIS??? XD
josipen9707 2 months ago 2
XD
Clueless89 2 months ago
This makes life worth living for...WTFROTFLMFAO moment right there
Slasher374 2 months ago
"Pez"
Lewis9547 2 months ago
LOL "Don't let me abandon a pear."
mabiniss2 2 months ago 47
Martha would be wtfconfused and heart broken at the same time.
RagingSeraphim 2 months ago
XD
TARDISgirl123456 2 months ago
This is the best video ever. Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off = ROFLMFAO
slasher473 2 months ago 3
OMG THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
NaughtyOttselStuff 2 months ago
Someone said, "[something] ...dangle." I had to rewatch this. XD LOL!
HaninatorForthewin 2 months ago
XD I laughed so hard watching this. I can't stop giggling now.
Nekochou 2 months ago
I love his expression every time he says 'the TARDIS'
treyegirl 2 months ago
Fuck I can't stop watching this.
Rudobi 2 months ago
"If anything goes wrong, eat the TARDIS."
Ohhhh so THAT'S what Rose did.
GatekeeperAidan 2 months ago 2
I haven't laughed this hard in YEARS!
Darcie23Louise 2 months ago
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redalader 2 months ago
But not before I'm 23. If anythig goes wrong, it the TARDIS! Haha xoxo
mattkazgirl 2 months ago
@mattkazgirl eat the tardis, not it the tardis.
mabiniss2 2 months ago
4.....no, wait a minute, 23!
mattkazgirl 2 months ago
Yeah... you were bored alright.
cuttersboi08 2 months ago
its the most funnyest clip i have ever seen/heard!! hah love the end when he says I hate you. ! lol !
stelloluna 2 months ago
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I was really depressed like two seconds ago until I watched this, now I'm dying of laughter
deppygirl 2 months ago
this is great! :D
blacksoulstealer13 2 months ago
1:09 Rofl
grace0811uk 2 months ago
i just pissed meself lol greatest thing ever!!!
generalityrandom777 2 months ago
Nearly peed myself. Awesome can you do more doctor who spoofs?
MinecraftMode 3 months ago 2
eat the TARDIS don't eat the TARDIS make up your mind already jhon smith!
masorin0 3 months ago
"I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat you, but I won't know that. In three months, I don't want to wake up from being human and taste Martha"
That part made me laugh, and it is very hard to do that so you ought to be congratulated.
Great video.
crazyelephantofdoom 3 months ago 47
i luv it!!
edens41 3 months ago
We all better be scared of pears then coz they might eat the TARDIS!!! eeek! lol
Scottishgal78 3 months ago
"I hate John Smith" lol
Scottishgal78 3 months ago
Cracks me up every time!!
mrsdoctorsong 3 months ago
He might do something stupid and eat you!
TheDoctorWhoFan01 3 months ago
xD Woww I was really depressed like two seconds ago until I watched this, now I'm dying of laughter xD
TheDoctorWhoFan01 3 months ago
If anything goes wrong, eat the TARDIS
treyegirl 3 months ago
Mn, I haven't laughed so hard it made me cry in years. I thank you.
XD
sonicx00222 3 months ago
Omg! Bahahaha! That has got to be the laugh of the week right here! xD I haate- You. Lol.
0YourGuardian 3 months ago
LOL
sonamy47 3 months ago
If anything happens, eat the TARDIS. I hate you.
PseudoFanboy 3 months ago 2
SIDES. HURTING
Catz4ever1 3 months ago
omg.... omg.... I can't stop laughing.... wow..
ibkristykat 3 months ago
It was about 1997, and pears were eating the TARDIS.
XDDDDD
therealcritic28 3 months ago
@therealcritic28 Doctor: "Ah... The year of 1997 is a peacful year... Wait, why are there pears crowding the TAR... OH MY GOD! STOP IT YOU STUPID PEARS!"
TheAfroThunder1 1 month ago
BINGLEBONGLEDINGLEDANGLEYIKATEETOOYIKATEETAAYIPEETAPPATOOTAH. If anything goes wrong eat the Tardis. :)
SceneStar16 3 months ago
He might do something stupid and eat YOU
kumquatkiller3815 3 months ago
...take that back...he just sounds stonned in general.
CamQuarters101 3 months ago
he sounds stonned when he says 2
CamQuarters101 3 months ago
Not as funny as the original, but the "I hate you" thing was hilarious because I don't really like Martha.
LloveLlamaLlauren 3 months ago
i HATE YOU
weesophz93 3 months ago
i dont wanna wake up three mounths from now with the taste of the tardis.
ME: O_o ok then
101bowiefan 3 months ago
LOLOL
ashipod13 3 months ago
Love this soooooo much!!!! Don't let me eat the tardis lol XD
utubebuddies1 3 months ago
@imahyper1 Really? I do ;)
oliv897 3 months ago
LOL, better than the origional....i dont want to wake up tasting-MARTHA! AHAHAHAHAH
imahyper1 3 months ago
@imahyper1 i doo!! sorry that was sounding wrong =)
andysim232 3 months ago
Oooh nom nom nom. Sorry, just ate the Tardis...
Dollyfaceangel 3 months ago
this one is so much better then the secound
cwickso 3 months ago in playlist cwickso's favorites
LMAO SO FUNNY!
StickMarsChannel 3 months ago
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I ROFL watching this...now I feel guilty.
YahiroYamaha 3 months ago
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YahiroYamaha 3 months ago
if anything goes wrong: eat the tardis!
cassablanca20 3 months ago 44
He sounds drunk
stickmanpwner64 3 months ago
And the pears were eating the TARDIS XD
Urmagicalchicken 3 months ago
ooooone.. don't let me eat the tardis ahahah
pokelord4 3 months ago
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lol lol lol lol lol
funny
shadowflamegriffin 4 months ago
This should not have been so funny!
Brilliant video!
TheJambo51 4 months ago 2
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
zamboface 4 months ago
LOL I'm dying here! It's so funny! Cannibal Doctor XD
NicoL012555 4 months ago
LOL.THAT IS THE BEST VIDIO EVERS
clebrty 4 months ago 2
this is that silent moment were the two top comments are the same
StevenBirdsallNEVETS 4 months ago
Epic
emilyweimarxx 4 months ago
lol
UnleashedRP 4 months ago
*Looks at top comments*
*Facedesk*
TheSacredcake 4 months ago
pears were eating the tardis and it was quite simply the best gig i ever went to. LOL
lollyfairy22 4 months ago
Don't you hate it when the both top comments are ABSOLUTELY identical?
WhiteStorm1999 4 months ago
lol!!!!!!
Annabeth713 4 months ago
"Don't let me abandon a pear." fantastic!!
iopinon 4 months ago
If anything goes wrong, eat the TARDIS.
katbates1 4 months ago 3
my sister is pissed of now because i can't stop laughing XD
sittingchief12 4 months ago
Stupid but funny!!!!! I give it thumbs up
ziammarino 4 months ago
Eat the Tardis, I abandoned your pair!
Pizzaboyzmvp 4 months ago
Any time he said "Eat the tardis" I broke out into laughter.
MonkeyWiththeStick 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I am far too amused by this.
MissingSirius 4 months ago
"If anything goes wrong, eat the TARDIS."
Best advice ever.
ReccsTheDead 4 months ago 16
The top comments are both about Pears eating the TARDIS.
pervertednovelist1 4 months ago
Hahahahahahahahaha
Can't stop layghing
tardisandfredfan001 4 months ago
This is funny... but so stupid....
TashaRoox 5 months ago
ol this was so stupid and random I was cracking up over it for like 5 minutes before being able to watch another video xD
joripien 5 months ago
if anything goes wrong eat the tardis! XD
1andrewman1 5 months ago
Lol
pupppydog567 5 months ago
This is better than almost any other edit of this I've seen! XD
Sunshine123RPG 5 months ago 2
This is stupid but incredibly funny! Haha
randomapple64 5 months ago
The Doctor is a master of postmodern poetry.
hotelmario510 5 months ago
I see why Martha skipped ahead.
DarkspineSonic759 5 months ago
Still... it's funny
CharmedP333 5 months ago
This was a deleted scene? Damn, you must be in the US or spmething, right? Because it wasn't deleted in the UK.
Vamp61616 5 months ago 19
@Vamp61616 No, I'm from Ireland. Most of this was deleted in the episode but the pears bit was deleted.
BlazetheFireDragon 5 months ago 20
@Vamp61616 It was deleted. It IS in the episode, it's on a console in the Tardis.
SinataSeries 4 months ago
I sent my favourite bit of this to my friend KitKat and the text she sent back made me laugh for the whole bus journey home! I have watched this 5 times and it is still classic!
BillHartnelliscool27 5 months ago
Don't let me eat John Smith, I hate John Smith. Pears!
I'll think I am him and he might do something stupid like eat you but I won't know that. I don't want to wake up three months later and taste Martha.
I'm going to move onto number 7 and talk about my other favorite pear.
Bingle Bongle Dingle Dangle Yikkidy Doo Yikkidy Da Ping Pong Lippy Toppy Too Taa, but not before I'm 23
If anything goes wrong, eat the Tardis.
I hate you!
airshep2000 6 months ago
I love this!!!
airshep2000 6 months ago
But not before I'm 23
SnakeOnAPlane 6 months ago
Is this working *taps screen alot*
*screen cracks*
XDDD
DeadlyNightShade60 6 months ago
Don't let me eat the TARDIS. It has about 47 trillion calories and 5 tonnes of sodium.
schutzenhaus 6 months ago
Twoooooooooooo...don't worry about John Smith, I hate you.
LovinThePlatapus 6 months ago 5
AAAHAHA Brilliant!
missfrizzyuk 6 months ago
Wuuuunnn.... Don't let me eat the TARDIS, we can't have that, but we know what YOU are like....
nintendent 6 months ago 4
Don't worry about John Smith, I hate you.
earliebirdify 6 months ago
"It must have been 1990, and the pears were eating the TARDIS. And it was, quite simply, the best gig I have ever been to. I don't know what that tells you about that particular event."
Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
platinumbid 6 months ago