Zork walkthrough part 1

[bobmantheawesome]

when in the celler, go south , go south then east and there is a valuable painting that you can take

[GhostOfSparta125]

i kept hitting freakin storm tossed trees and vines for which i need a machete >.> found the grating under the leaves and the canyon, but that's about it...

[Matrixman2015]

What would happen if i said:"insult troll"?

[fuckyouhassa]

This game is gay

[wafflzee]

not here from Big Bang Theory, here from Chuck, 1st season :)

[killermish]

FFS I was going to pick up the money bag but the theif came and took it and ran away luckily he didnt rob me though

[Jaguarlord016]

had to start again i said hello to troll he bowed his head then killed me the p*@*k

[Jaguarlord016]

lol while fighting the troll i decided to fight my sword instead

[killermish]

lol i killed the troll in one hit as soon as i saw him

[FreakyStar369]

Im here from CHUCK

[THEdemond545demond]

i typed kill self with knife and i died yay

[THEdemond545demond]

@THEdemond545demond and that was on black ops

[dukk07]

download it....oooooooooooor just play it on black ops

[DinoManAA]

I wanted to be nice to thr troll but he hit me with his ax, but I kill him in 2 hits with my sword

[Duddyboy92]

what is a grue?

[jmar4life]

@Duddyboy92 they like it dark

[Duddyboy92]

The game said "I've known stange people, but fighting a tree?" when i typed in "kill tree"

[mikezzknight]

somebody should make a virus where you have to play this game all the way through to get into windows. that would be funny

[nikolai868]

this dude talks boring i will like video

[FatSniper768828]

this is a great game even though its old

[MerkinMuffly]

Ready Player One

[ds4041]

HIT TROLL WITH AXE! HIT TROLL WITH AXE! HIT TROLL WITH AXE! my this is one tough troll!

[JayEm1325]

I suck at this game, it doesnt matter what I type, the game doesnt recognize it.

[ThatRandomSpectator]

@JayEm1325 In Zork, everyone hates you!

[MrHappyhappyhaha]

3 people were eaten by a grue



[ElegyForTheMasses]

@MrHappyhappyhaha I've been eaten by grues several times and still liked the vid! :)

[Mugslugger2000]

hi um i think you missed something i died because troll killed me. its fucked up.

[0LaPola]

I'm here from Chuck. this game is surprisingly fun, but easy to get stuck in O_O

[MrElites123]

troll killed meh



[KittyBalls953]

ive been trying to find the game to play it because ever sense i seen it on blk ops ive been obsessed with it can anyone tellme where to find it

[Evilmonkey66699]

@KittyBalls953 Try the link that is in the video's description, you can also try and find a torrent of The lost treasures of infocom which has all the Zorks plus a few others such as the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, you can also play it on Black ops as well as the version they used is the full version of the first Zork.

[yoco93cro]

wait this is the game?! wtf xD

[0LaPola]

@yoco93cro it's called text based. What did you expect? :p

[yoco93cro]

@0LaPola super mario with worser graphics xD

[VocalCovers93]

when i said hello to the troll he bowed his head then his axe hit me on the head and knocked me out it came up sayinf that the troll then overcame his fears and sentenced me to death then killed me n then the game put me back to the forest wtf? :(

[amazingotube]

@VocalCovers93 same :(

[7310benjamin]

i tried to kiss a tree and the computer said that it would rather kiss a pig ;)

[emzysthebest]

will that guy that takes ur stuff take the garlic?

[WaffleBoi2010]

This game was brought back to life when Activision put it in Black Ops

[xxcjfshoxx]

I TRIED THIS IN BLACK OPS AND WHEN I GOT TO THE TROLL HE KILLED ME.

[SuperZaizain]

@xxcjfshoxx me too :<

[Pesthauch666]

I was playing the game some years ago not using an emulator, but an Z-Code Interpreter (Frotz... it's available for almost any OS including Smart Phones)... on an Amiga.

Using such Adventure Interpreters for either the old games or the newer "home brew" adventures is much more comfortable than emulating the old games with their rather constricted interface on an emulator.

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[TheLeoaugusto]

the lurking grue killed me....

[TheDogScout]

The only reason this game is fun is because of Sheldon

[TheLeoaugusto]

@TheDogScout agree

[DrPhantonamos]

i typed "STAB DOOR" "no doubt you plan to stab the door with your pinky?" "YES"

"there was no verb in that sentence" YES STAB DOOR WITH PINKY" "no doubt you plan to stab the door with your pinky?"



[pogpog28]

Can i type "KILL ILLUMINATI'S"? That would be very helpful.

[guitarh4]

I also typed "-KILL SANDWICH" "With what?" "-HANDS" "I've known strange people, but fighting a lunch." XD

[guitarh4]

OMG OMG I typed: "-KILL GARLIC" (with the rusty knife) "As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will. Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck. The knife seems to sing as it savagely slits your throat. **** YOU HAVE DIED **** o_O O.O

[MultiJade]

@guitarh4 mind-controlling garlics... makes sense...

[ThatGuyWhoRapeTrains]

I'm doing this on black ops right now! :D

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

me: ''kill self''

zork: ''what do you want to kill the self with?''

me: ''hands''

zork: ''suicide is not the answer''

epic game!!

[Mirror0211]

Once you get to the skeleton use rape skeleton... quite funny...

[olorguy]

im here from memebase

[MikkyDj]

The thief took the bag of coins and my jewel egg. =(

[ShadowninjaXflame]

I wonder what happens if I try to fuck the troll to death

[Tigertylar105]

Im here from the Big Bang Theory

[LMTR14]

@Tigertylar105 love the show, not surprised they would mention Zork :-)

[Tigertylar105]

@LMTR14 Ikr! That's Sheldon for you =D

[weerossHD]

@Tigertylar105 lol same

[michaelscot9]

@Tigertylar105 i played this before blackops and before big bang theory,and im only 13

[LongLiveTheForce]

@Tigertylar105 It`s actually quite hard. Sheldon OWNS video games.

[StianWenneck]

Thumbs up if u watched this because of Chuck!

[kz6625]

How did you play this over CMD? I can only play it through DOS Box. Thanks!

[deathborn2000]

The game called me a looney when I tried to fuck a skeleton. =(

[summerguy92]

@deathborn2000

hahaha i have to try that out

[MrAdamthegrim]

@deathborn2000 It called me a loony when I tried to fuck the mailbox.

[kz6625]

The Zork Anthology with Zork I, II, and III, Beyond Zork, Zork Zero, and Planetfall is on sale at gog.com for only $3.59 for this weekennd only!

[CrackMonkeyTV2]

@kz6625 i bought it for a dollar at a swap meet and its brand new i also bought an atari 800

[lauralo1001]

Damn, on black ops when you find the skeleton a thief is there and he killed me >:[

[TheFootOfGold]

If you press ctrl alt enter (if you are running it through dos box, I am not sure what else you would run it through) it will make it full screen.

[volcomify1]

if u txt a bad word its hilarious

[zwijntje2000]

thumbs up if u looked up at this because of The Big Bang Theory!!

XD LOL :D

[tcrimesb54]

the troll bowed to me when i said hello its weird

[torchie1212]

wow i died by the troll

[fruitysqueezer]

i typed in fuck and it answered me by, such such language in a high class establishment like this! Lol :p

[saulsuarez48]

@fruitysqueezer lol i did the same thing

[FrostwindGames]

You have to buy the game from Abandonia now, despite it being ~30 years old -_-

[photographerleia]

@FrostwindGames - That is because it is *legally* available elsewhere. Just because a game is old, doesn't mean that it still isn't under copyright.

GOG has permission to distribute this game from Infocom / Activision, and has optimized it for Win XP - Win7 so you don't have to tweak anything to make it work for your modern computer. It comes as part of a package with five other Zork sequels.

[frasermonster]

Troll killed me >:(

[Dirtfire]

@frasermonster the higher your score, the better fighter you are.

[combatevolved100]

yes i got confused as soon as the trap door i was able to open but no glow of abblty to go north

[Shezamlolz]

Nerd

[unholeyasis]

@Shezamlolz if he is a nerd then why did you look this up

[underkor]

i cant find the "download" button on the link. HELP!!!

[epicookies123]

@underkor btw you can play it for free by typing in: zork online and you dont have to download it.

[daily4321]

Call of duty did not send me here.

[giantchocchip]

you made a mistake and completely confused me

or your game of zork is different to mine

[tcrimesb54]

@giantchocchip i kno right im trying it on black ops we have everything the same but i cant take the bag of coins

[giantchocchip]

you made a mistake and completely confused me

[RicochetDuels]

Cod sent me here cause I got bored :p

[iskateinchi]

this is creepy playing pitch black in 2 am

[MrHerbzz]

Seriously what's the point of this game??? Can anyone tell me??

[warcrap]

@MrHerbzz its the greatest game of all time...so much fun, I could play it for days straight

[MR0KITTY]

I tried

Kill door with leaflet

Dig it (mailbox) with fist

Unlock grate with leaflet

This game has awesome responses :P

[django589]

@MR0KITTY ive known strange ppl but fighting a door?

[Jiterdomer]

1 douchebag doesn't play Black Ops to look up this game

[ZacksQuest]

I killed the thief in five turns. It was...

Kill thief with knife

Kill thief with knife

Kill thief with knife (at this point the thief is unarmed)

Kill thief with knife (the thief is knocked unconscious)

Kill thief with knife (congrats! First degree murder!)

[Mariouszful]

Try out kill me with hands.

it's funny

[ZacksQuest]

@Mariouszful Okay then. POOF. You're dead.

[Mariouszful]

@ZacksQuest no it says: suicide is not an option.

:D

[2luigifan1]

call of duty sent me here

[Lennsgi]

after saying hello to the skeleton, i tried to kiss it

try it out, its funny :D

[isbilen1000]

Is zork a kind of "horror game" or is just a game of thinking and low cunning?

[lesa9410]

when i play it he says i can't see one here when i say read leaflet...



[ekolea]

Since,Ive read lots of funny coms on here explaining different people's quite intriguing ventures on Zork,Im going to share mine.Iwas in the trap door & went south I think & the game described me the thief & how he was carrying his bag & looked like i was only going to get it over his dead body.So,i was like wow,ok!

>KILL THE THIEF

(with sword)

>You stroke with your sword but the thief was on guard and left. Also he robbed you blind.

He robbed my sword so I'm like

>CHASE HIM

>You're nuts!

Wow!

[ekolea]

TO STWALDRON1, Please, man, tell me where you got that wallpaper. It's just out of this world, mate! looks like a teenage girl sniping with an Barett M82A1 12.7x99mm NATO or .50 BMG if you will. That's a sensational picture. What manga is it from?

[airsoftluver123]

LOL i tryped in strike grue and it said you cant turn this on lololol thumbs up for the grue that cant be turned on lol

[Unearthedclown]

I love this game it gets your imagination working and you can almost see what is playing out. Who ever made this game is a genious and I tip my hat to them.

[EvilElward]

where can i find zork?

[foorboobs]

i want that desktop, where did you get it?

[RomeroBorn505]

i died i tried to kill the troll with my hands but atleast my head was neatly removed from my body

[nanaandtoni1]

After I Said Hello, I Said Listen To Troll And He Killed Me!!!!!! WTF

[nanaandtoni1]

I Said Troll Hello, It Said "The Troll Bows His Head To You In Greeting.

The Axe Gets You Right In The Side. Ouch!"

[natelovesjessi]

Did anyone go to hell, then escape up the stairway, adventure through the grail room, mirror room, round room, and get spat out on dam number 3, as a ghost?

[mornay77]

Man, the best death in the game is when u try to kill something with the rusty knife lol

[mornay77]

I used to love the combat in this game. The troll..the thief..the hooded figure in zork 3.

I love knocking the troll out and taking his axe. Then he wakes up and it says he cowers at you in the native tongue of the trolls. I gave him back his axe and it said "the troll looks at you confused but takes back his axe" then he chopped my head off haha.

[KH2GrimReaper]

@mornay77 trollolol

[Tr0llinTroll]

Thumbs up if sheldon cooper made u look for this game

[Gmod1001]

Wow, I am an idiot, Well when I first got the sword I found it in the forest under leaves, I then got lost and said "Kill self with sword" And he actually did, after that I reset and went into the house, and went into the cellar without the lantern, and if you do this, you fucking die no matter where you go! At that point I gave up and never played again, I feel like such an idiot.

[natelovesjessi]

@Gmod1001 I tried that too!



[forattvinna]

I still haven't gotten very far in this game, I always get lost in the damn passageways! But I do thank you for this video, it helped me a ton when I first started playing :)

[jackster1302]

i just found out that this game is on black ops to

[MrRockerWalker]

@jackster1302 i know i just played it but a troll killed me while i was trying to take his axe :P

[NathLFC1994]

tried using the walkthrough in the black ops version unfortunately when talking to the troll he killed me when he bowed and when trying to follow the walkthrough the theif kills me and i get spawned in the middle of the forest

[baileys60]

i keep getting fucking lost. go north, forest. go east. you need a machette, go south clearing. go west. forest etc etc

[riku4578]

if you look at the door on the inside of house it says "this space intentionally left blank" lol

[alishashaan]

This is in black ops...... I WANT THE REAL VERSION! i will buy it from eBAY right nao! thx 4 d walkthrough

[NotCowell]

cool desktop... where is it from and whqat is it about?

[pulseforce]

I want to print a shirt and wear it to Comic-Con to annoy nerds. It would say: "West of Horse. You are standing in an open feeled west of a white horse, with a bearded front door. There is a small malebox here."

[pulseforce]

@pulseforce Hmm, after some pondering - scratch that plan, it would involve me subjecting myself to a nerd-convention, which is unthinkable.

[sadelbrid]

is this zork 1, 2, or three??

[AweSomeFacE4]

am dead when I say  "hello, troll"

why?!?!?!?

[norwegiancaboose]

i have to admit, i got scared when playing this on Blops

[Grantofglyn]

This is a wierd version of zork... is this black ops? I find it kinda scary, because you type in " where is a grue? ", which i don't know what that is, and it says "There is no grue, but i am sure there is at least one lurking in the darkness nearby, so if i was you, i wouldn't let my light go out!", Its fucking creepy...

[Wesley683]

i got killed from your tutorial.

[WIIROCKS1121]

How exactly do you get the get the game? I'm sitting here playing it on Black Ops and how do I get it on my computer? I followed the link and it says buy it. Is there any way I can get it for free? Plus I said hello to the troll... He killed me.

[LettuceIceCream]

@WIIROCKS1121 go to this link and download it for free :D : htt p://infocom-if(DOT)org/downloa­ds/downloads(DOT)html

[plaidxmyheart]

>take bones

"A ghost appears in the room and is appalled at your desecration of the remains for a fellow adventurer. He casts a curse on your valuables and banishes them to the Land of the Living Dead. The ghost leaves, muttering obscenities. " ahahahaha!

[ferb97]

i said hello. troll

and he killed me

[Ike1727]

Am i the only one who visualizes what happens as you go through the game?? because as i progress i tend to visualize what it looks in the world...Very cool...

[123awesomeawesome]

great game. don't take skeleton or a ghost will come

[123awesomeawesome]

u can use the knife to knock out troll, then kill him with sword

[123awesomeawesome]

found this on black ops.

type eat leaflet. it says i don't think the leaflet would agree with you

[cepomwa]

This game is so old, how can someone remember it?

[flamingo548]

@cepomwa Because its amazing :)

[misscraziperson]

"the fist of the troll's axe hits you delicately on the head, knocking you out. The troll hesitates, fingering his axe. Conquering his fears, the troll guts you to death. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid you are dead."

all because i said troll hello

[MrIGoYoUGo]

Thumbs Up If You Looked At Up This Because Of Black Ops :)

[gman8744]

@MrIGoYoUGo I loked it up because of Black Ops and in an episode of Big Bang Theory they play this :D

[MrIGoYoUGo]

@gman8744 Awesome Lol

[banshislayer]

@combatcommand whats the app called cuz i want it

[hahole000]

Your voice is awesome. So soothing,

[pivotmasterDM1]

if you type in "win" it will say "not a real command" hope i helped! :)

[leafboom]

write "rape skeloten"

[misscraziperson]

cool background what anime is it from?

[TheLonelyMountains]

i said "kill troll with head" and my game insulted me :( "you dont have that"

[TheLonelyMountains]

when i said Troll. hello it came out as "the troll bows his head to you in greeting"

on my xbox xD

[pendragonmalasia]

when you say "Examine Chimney"

it replys "The chimney leads downward, and looks climbable"

so i put "Climb down chimney"

and it said "Only Santa Claus climbs down chimneys!"

[hibbetz1234]

on my ipod when i saw the troll i put "throw rainbows and imagination"

it said " rainbows and imagination cannot kill a troll"

i put "throw rainbows and imagination and a puppy "

it said "troll has died"

WTF HAPPEND

[StrongGayBlackMan]

@hibbetz1234 the puppy killed the trolls.

[Fordtrucks98]

id thank black ops for getting this game out to millions of other people lol......didnt even know there were text based games like this untill black ops......great game tho....alot of fun to fool around just to see what it says

[Flyingwigs]

do not try and kill the skeleton, it summons a ghost that takes your egg and the coins with him!

[stoneynine]

I knocked out the troll then I tried to take his axe... I died :P

[supermutant616]

OW! WHEN I SAID "hello, troll" HE HIT ME IN THE SIDE WITH HIS AXE

[BarBunz615]

Yo I have this for my Xbox it is a minigame in black ops and this helps a lot... Thanks

[milfred001]

i love your voice

[RockTheWorld131001]

enyone who dosent know if on black ops hit the trigger buttons until you break out of the chair at the menu first tyoe in 3arc unlock to unlock two zombie maps than zork and you can play this game. :p peace

[evenyscrewd]

they need to make an HD remake (I'm joking)

[sk8rluvr13]

i downloaded this and whenever i try to open the batch file, it opens the command prompt and immediately closes it. what do i have to do? it downloaded through winrar

[george77772moons]

I found out about this through black ops, and it creeps me the fuck out

[jkil32]

play with this link thcnet.net/zork/index.php

[drcoolisme]

@jkil32 thx

The troll killed me on second: "kill troll." ass.