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  • "They never intended the Bible to be removed from our schools."

    uh, someone remind me when the founding fathers put the Bible IN the schools? And why do Conservatives keep referring to the founders as if they all unanimously agreed? As if the Deists and the Atheists who signed the constitution were for whatever reason okay with a Christian Theocracy? Were they not taught of Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton, Washington and Maddison? This is basic American History, but I guess it doesn't fit the agenda

  • Chuck Norris.. what have you done! We should remove your face from the internet.

  • chuck norris.... such a fucking ignorant -.-

  • Gena's got him by the balls..

    to be honest though, I would be doing the same thing if it meant Snu-snu from Gena Norris.

  • WHY CHUCK, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  • For being such a Christian Chuck sure does advocate violence.

  • The founders didn't mention religion once. LOL WTF

  • Because the Bible is referring to him as God.

  • Chuck Norris, has-been b-movie actor or American Taliban d-bag? You decide

  • @kenzo5716 you are a grade A troll. Didn't need the bible to figure that one out. 9/10

  • so now we gonna teach that, according to the bible, pi equals 3.

  • Fuck you Chuck, you used to be kool

  • @Navevan64 Yeh, he's probably one of the hated,Bible thumping idiots. I prefer the other side. People like Mao Tse Tung, Pol Pot and, of course Josef Stalin. Hero Joe Stalin drew up laws mandating the teaching of secularism and atheism in public schools. Anyone not fitting into this framework suffered the peril of his iron fist. Good for Joe!! Under the dictatorship of Joseph Stalin, tens of millions of ordinary individuals were executed or imprisoned in "labor camps". Good ole Joe!!

  • @Navevan64 Not really, people heard the "Chuck Norris jokes" and believe they were true. He was never cool

  • This is the man that aims for a PEGI 13 rating for The Expendables 2 because he doesm't like curse words.

    Double. Standards.

  • 'Is this legal?'

    Damn right its legal.

  • sigh. God bless America, coz no one else will.

  • Freedom of Religion. Bitch.

  • Our forefathers founded this nations on enlightenment or atheist principles not bible principles you superstitious dumbass

  • @pmastaflast Jefferson wrote: "I consider the government of the United States as interdicted by the Constitution from intermeddling in religious institutions, their doctrines, discipline, or exercises. This results not only from the provision that no law shall be made respecting the establishment or free exercise of religion, but from that also which reserves to the states the powers not delegated to the United States."(letter to Samuel Miller, Jan. 23, 1808).

  • @pmastaflast Jefferson's own words: "In matters of religion, I have considered that its free exercise is placed by the constitution independent of the power of the federal government. I have therefore undertaken, on no occasion, to prescribe the religious exercises suited to it; but have left them, as the constitution found them, 'under the direction of state or church authorities' acknowledged by the several religious societies." (Jefferson's Second Inaugural Address).

  • Let me get this straight, Chuck. You're a terrible martial "artist" who can throw a decent kick but you talk about Bruce Lee like he was a chump now that he's dead... Which doesn't make a lot of sense if you think you've got an afterlife waiting, or are there no Chinese people in your afterlife? Either way, I'll merely remind viewers that this is a man who had his second child with someone he wasn't married to and then has the nerve to tell other people to live by principles he breaks.

  • The day the Chuck-Norris-is-a-badass jokes died. The day this made front page on reddit.

  • I have never heard Chuck Norris's voice before. I was not expecting it to be so... nasal.

  • Aaaaand there goes all of my respect for chuck norris. Good job, asshat.

  • thank you chuck norris for destroying any amount of credibility you have with one fell swoop

  • This is horrific. I'm sorry Chuck, but you really need to stop talking. And maybe you could go educate yourself while you're not talking.

  • And now.... i hate Chuck Norris

  • Here's the solution: Liam Neeson.

  • What an undeserving ass hat Norris turned out to be. No wonder Bruce Lee kicked him all over the cinemas.

  • I never understood people who dislike a video because of the content, yet agree with the intended message of the uploader....

  • Right-wing toolbag, shut your ignorant mouth.

  • always thought he was an asshat

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  • I find it funny how often Christians claim everyone else has some sort of agenda, and yet the people meeting multiple times a week in a building where they get preached a specific set of ideals apparently have no agenda. I don't know what the religious have against reasonable education, but every day I get more and more fed up with their attempts to claim that the bible has any use in modern society. Its a decent story, but that's about it.

  • Okay that's it. All Chuck Norris jokes are now Liam Neeson jokes.

  • @eXcommunicate1979 I opt for that xD

    

  • oh hey what a shocker, the internet turns against its own memes once it disagrees with their obvious "expertise" on every subject ever, you people need to grow the fuck up, chuck norris and countless others believe in this just like many believe in your side. if public schools can teach evolution and students can opt to not learn that then why not teach the bible, it's not like all of the genius atheist children who use the internet HAVE to take the class, chuck norris has belief, u dont boohoo

  • @btotheradley1  You're an Idiot.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol here's something you might understand- "U MAD BRO"

    dumbass

  • @btotheradley1 That gave me a heart warming chuckle, I'm simply asking you to contain you're stupidity.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol glad to help will this be a joint effort then, you hold your bigoted, closed-minded stupidity, and i'll contain mine with other mean adjectives in front of it :)

  • @btotheradley1 bigot? I am an atheist, I have read the Bible, what a snore fest, I bet my bottom fucking dollar you have not or you would know that the shit you believe in is fucking nonsense. 

  • @TheOnlyNoctol have you now, so your an expert as i have claimed before, you are a bigot because you are part of a religion that is based on nothing but hate for other religion. you believe in nonsense sir

  • @btotheradley1 I can now only pity you. Pity you for your blind delusion, pity that you as a child never grew up with the choice but was spoon fed lies and pity you for supporting something that supports steadfast hate and corruption. I really feel sorry you. All religion is a blight on the advancement of mankind and pushing us away from peace and happiness. You support a religion that has in the past has and still does: War mongered, degraded women, and killed innocence.

  • @btotheradley1 So how would you feel about witchcraft and alchemy?

  • @disco148 you realize that chemistry has alot of its roots from alchemy right? and i would imagine that witchcraft would fall under an extracurricular activity ;)

  • @btotheradley1 I don't know how to reply to something that stupid.

  • @disco148 because your too stupid right ;P run along now

  • @btotheradley1 Are you aware you said they should teach witchcraft in schools?

  • @disco148 are you aware that you interpreted it as that? extra curricular remember ;)

  • @btotheradley1 They should also teach about the Qu'ran right? and scientology? right? right?

  • @disco148 would you want to take those classes? maybe not. would i? no. would someone else? sure someone would. maybe not scientology cause they don't teach morals so much as their beliefs. and you need 10,000 dollars to see if your ready sooooo... if you get ten grand from every kid who wants to learn then why not i say

  • @btotheradley1 "maybe not scientology cause they don't teach morals so much as their beliefs." Implying religion teaches good morals.

  • @disco148 implying it doesn't then i assume is what you are getting at?

  • @btotheradley1 It doesn't.

  • @disco148 in what ways exactly? maybe the part where you're supposed to love your neighbor as yourself. sounds bad

  • @btotheradley1 If a women is to get married and she is not a virgin she is to be stoned to death.

  • @disco148 Since 70% of girls graduate from high school have had sex without being married, we would be decimating our population this way.

  • @disco148 you're right actually i forgot that yours doesnt im sorry

  • @btotheradley1 My what?

  • @disco148 your religion

  • @btotheradley1 I don't belong to a religion. If i did we wouldn't be having this discussion.

  • @disco148 atheism, im assuming is what you are, is very much a religion and i want to see how you think it is not

  • @btotheradley1 atheism is simply the absence of belief that any deities exist.

  • @disco148 the belief, a wise scientist, thomas edison, maybe you know of him? anyway he said that " we do not know a millionth of a percent of anything" so based off of that assumption, the tiny tiny bit of the universe we know of, you can say there is no God, or any diety, you can't you have faith that you are correct, just like my own faith, you are in a religion sir, accept it

  • @btotheradley1 please, you're banalities, They scare small children.

  • Atheism is, in a broad sense, the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities.

  • if no one explained how guns worked to you, you would believe that "god" sent that bullet through your brain, "god" wanted that bullet to go where ever, just because shit hasn't been explained to you you assume it must be "god's" work.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol you see science or God, that is not the case, it's science and God, obviously someone said at one point that what you claimed wasn't true. they don't contradict eachother i don't see why you think they do.

  • @btotheradley1 you have mentioned this "john lennox" twice now, i have no desire to watch him nor do i care. dude i don't mind burinning in a nonexistent hell, and you will have no regrets about believing "god" because you will be fucking worn food. unconsciousness. we are not special, there is no greater meaning. you live you die, make the fucking best of it, and i realize I'm going to die one day and i wonder how much time i wasted arguing about something that does not exist.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol worm*

  • @TheOnlyNoctol oh but why not, theoretically your wrong, you suffer because you wanted to be a dick, i don't if i act well, theoretically you're right, you dont suffer, you don't get anything, i do neither as well, you don't understand life if you think one and done. John lennox is a theist scientist who had a debate with several atheist scientists, do whatever you want to with any videos that come up.

  • @btotheradley1 in a life time you spend 3 years on the toilet, imagine how many you waste on SOMETHING. THAT. DOES. NOT. EXIST. enjoy your life. I'm not a bad person, I believe in morality, just not a deity.

  • @btotheradley1 Anyone who believes in a deity just because they're afraid if they question it they will be sent to hell, is a liar.

  • @disco148 true

  • @disco148 Respect out of fear and not loyalty is just fucked up. those people are slaves.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol Agreed.

  • @btotheradley1 Atheist literally means without religion. Look it up in a dictionary.

  • @btotheradley1 The difference between Religion and being Atheist; not "Atheism" is that Being Atheist is knowing fact from fiction with testable, provable knowledge and logic and accepting changes these testable facts make. Religion on the other hand is based on faith which is cannot be tested nor made into real world fact or evidence. Faith is blindness and close mindedness.

  • @zxRelentless I think that shut him up.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol nah i just can't post anything because i have to type in a code for like every comment now

  • @zxRelentless being atheist is atheism. it's being able to make the choice to deny what is open to you. there is testable proveable knowledge and logic behind God you don't have to believe it, i believe to have had an experience with God but you're not me so you won't believe me. faith is present in both, you yourself have not tested it and believe what a smart person says, i believe thats close mindedness, listen to john lennox every once in a while,

  • @btotheradley1 "have not tested it". “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

    ― Christopher Hitchens

  • @btotheradley1 You're*

  • @btotheradley1

    Hey, I've got an idea! Let's use tax dollars to teach all sorts of beliefs. We can have a Pagan class, an Islam class, a Hinduism class, a leprechauns and unicorns class, you name it. Cuz if there's anything kids need to be successful in life, it's to learn about shit different cultures make up to calm and control the masses.

  • @twaallen32 if thats what you want. cause we use tax dollars pay for other things why not? it should work on popular demand of the class, like in dearborn MI if they want the quran then why not? cuz you might disagree with it? leprechauns and unicorns aren't a belief by the way they'd probably be covered in English class ;)

  • @btotheradley1

    "cuz you might disagree with it?"

    Well, of course it has nothing to do with whether or not I disagree with the belief. That is not the point I outlined. The whole point of the pubic school system is to provide an education for all children so that someday they might be able to get a decent job and vote based on logic and reason. The current curriculum is already lacking as it it. Why waste time and money on religious courses when those can be taken outside school?

  • @twaallen32 you must be in school then to make that assumption on curriculum? i would think that morality is logical but you don't then? many of american documents were written on christian morals i'd say that has logic and reason in it wouldn't you?

  • @btotheradley1 Morality is not the same as religion, I don't need "god" to tell me that stabbing you in the face 37 times is immoral. so whats you're point ?

  • @TheOnlyNoctol maybe not but where did you learn that? people are not naturally good, im assuming your parents told you?

  • @btotheradley1 hold on , give my brain some time to repair itself from the sheer fuckery I have just read, think for a second, like open you brain to new knowledge. "god" the creator of everything and anything, the countless, countless, number of planets out there, the one we know that has life on it is this one, now you honestly believe that this "god" is listening to your prayers out of the sum 8 billion people on this planet, and there is life on other planets, guaranteed.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol yes, and you don't and that sounds absolutely ridiculous to me, just like mine sounds to you. prayers of mine have been answered before, others haven't, God doesn't fix things magically, he gives the opportunity for you to fix things.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol my point is that with God there is something that encourages me to do good, to help the community, to argue for him, i don't know what your experience was that made you not believe but one day i hope you change your mind, the complexity of everything points to a creator, you might want to check john lennox out if you want to hear it from a scientist.

  • @btotheradley1 You know everyone is born an atheist, right?

  • @disco148 you know that you are inside everyones head to know this right?

  • @btotheradley1 I'm inside every ones head?

  • @disco148 yes you know what they think if that slipped by you

  • @btotheradley1 my comment was a response to you improper grammar.

    "you know that you are inside everyones head to know this right?"

    I was making fun of you.

  • @disco148 you'r

  • @disco148 said the one who said you instead of you're and then did it wrong in the fix, you are the expert my original comment was talking about

    i was making fun of you

  • @btotheradley1 I made a single mistake. Your hole sentence was a large cluster of mistakes.

  • @disco148 whole

  • @disco148 i personally don't think i was born atheist, i had unconscious thought and was baptised months later. you can't know if a newborn has theist thought or not

  • @btotheradley1 No. You didn't have "unconscious thought". Not while you were in the womb. there's not enough brain activity for that yet. once you've been born, and are awake its not unconscious thought. Because you conscious.

  • @btotheradley1 some 10 thousand years ago, some primitive man wonders what the fuck is falling from the sky, this is rain. he does not know what it is so he thinks it must be a greater power, pissing down on him, now to him this is fact because there is nothing else to convince him otherwise, he goes back to his other primitive friends and tells them this, and of course they believe him. religion is a joke some one took to far. that is all. there is nothing after life.

  • @TheOnlyNoctol what if he had said it came from the water cycle, they would still believe him, you do know that there have been skeptics forever, and you believe scientists because you know no better, i do too, but you take your joke too far. listen to john lennox maybe he'll blow your mind away

  • @btotheradley1 Actually morals don't come from religion. Everything the bible said that made sense like "thou shalt not kill" was common sense to everyone before the bible was written.

  • @disco148 how do you think that was common knowledge

  • @btotheradley1 Not from Religion. Mice don't have it and they have been known to go out of there way to help other mice that have been trapped. Also they don't kill each other over imaginary friends.

  • @btotheradley1

    No, to the first question (college grad with a few friends who are teachers).

    Morality and logical aren't mutually exclusive nor inclusive. You can be logical but lack morals or lack logic but act in a moral way. However, if you have good critical thinking skills and aren't psychopathic, a morality that is healthy for all usually follows.

    No, to the third question. Name one document that SPECIFICALLY mentions Christianity and could not come from elsewhere.

  • @btotheradley1

    Also, did I say "leprechauns and unicorns are a belief"??? NO, I said we might as well have a whole class devoted to them if we're going to teach all those other fairy tales.

  • the result of chuck norris dividing by zero.....

  • The bible can be taught as history and/or literature. So can the Vedas, the Koran, or any other historical/literary ancient text. That's fine. But we would need to increase public funding for schools in order to for them to be able to afford offering curriculum in history/literature classes above and beyond what required, not to mention various other arts/literature offerings, which most right wingers (including Mr. Norris) generally oppose.

  • FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK CHUCK NORRIS :-)

  • Chuck Norris is so fucking awesome he managed to defeat his own awesomeness and be totally fucking lame.

  • Most atheists are depressed, they feel nothing inside themselves that feels any worth

  • @HTMomentum

    What is your proof of this claim? Is there a study that you can produce and cite to back this statement?

  • @HTMomentum What the fuck? You just made that up. I feel a lot more happy about my life than I would if I had to do whatever some magical floating fairy in the sky tells me to or I'll spend an eternity suffering. Nearly all my friends are athiests, and none of them are depressed. Please show me some statistics to back up your claim.

  • @HTMomentum Please don't call others depress WHEN IT IS YOUR OWN CONDITION.

  • I wish people would thumb based on whether or not they thought other people should see this.

  • I think the Bible should be taught in schools. Would be perfect for myth and fantasy. 

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  • Oh so lets not teach children the Bible but lets teach them theories on which they should guide their lives around.DOnt you see how stupid that is?

    The big bang theory is a ideea some guy had with no support.

    WHO THE FUCK MADE THE BIG BANG?oh shit!!!! you dont know?WTFFFF???

    RETARDS.

  • @quatroportte

    The Big Bang has plenty of support you downy. And who the fuck guides their life around the Big Bang theory? They'd have to be even more retarded than you which I'm reasonably certain isn't possible.

  • @Vire70 Oh yeah?well please ENLIGTHEN ME. Where did the Big Bang come from? with all its support that you mention (yet again....no proof) it seems the Big Bang Theory is a THEORY:dictionary definition:an EDUCATED guess.

    Yeah,im retarted....good thing you see only what YOU want to see.ATHIESTS deny religion so they can be free of guilt,but i'm sure you know that all too well.

  • @quatroportte I believe in God and all but I'm also a believer in separation of church and state, teaching stuff like the big bang theory is to educate and I don't know...make students not ignorant extremists like you've proven yourself to be. No one actually knows how we came about, at least respect every belief is you expect yours to be respected.

  • @grapedrink123 *beliefs or choice not to believe, I meant to say.

  • @quatroportte

    /facepalm

    I honestly don't know how you exist in such a vacuum of knowledge. How can you have access to the internet and still know absolutely nothing?

    Look up the dictionary definition of theory. Now compare it to the dictionary definition of Scientific theory. Good, the Big Bang is the latter definition, not the layman former.

    It is not an educated guess. We have cosmic background radiation observed globally that backs up the theory, alongside the observed expansion of uni.

  • @Vire70

    Oh so where tid the cosmic background radiation come from smartass? YOU.HAVE.NO.IDEEA.

    The big bang theory is a bunch of bullshit tat athiests gladly admit as true so they do not feel guilty of their crimes/deeds.

    THIS IS WHAT DESTROYS ATHIESM

    Who made the big bang?and who made whatever you're gonna say?

  • @quatroportte

    Cosmic background radiation comes... surprisingly, from the BIG BANG. That's why it's evidence of the BBT. You would have known this and not asked such a completely retarded question if you bothered to spend 5 seconds researching the topic before flapping your useless mouth about a subject you clearly know NOTHING about.

    You're either a troll, or a complete idiot. And trolls are complete idiots.

  • @Vire70 sooo why are you not awnsering my question? Did i shake your very beliefs with a simple question?is that how vague Athiesm is?LOL,you make fun of religion because we have no proof and your "counter attack" is that you believe in a theory with no proof.

    WHERE DID THE BIG BANG COME FROM??

    I'm not a troll,i'm just your wake up call on how stupid you are to believe in random people called scientists who make money by making up shit.

  • @quatroportte

    What question is that? Where'd the big bang come from? Simple, it didn't 'come' from anywhere, it was a natural event of the earliest known times of our universe. We cannot say why or how it happened or what caused it, because these simply aren't observable. Those, like the religious, who claim to know how it happened are simply dishonest morons.

    I already explained The Big Bang theory has plenty of proof. You've ignored it. That makes you wilfully ignorant.

  • @Vire70

    If the big bang came from our universe,who made the universe?DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?these are things that are unexplainable,BEYOND our minds,you can litterally go insane thinking about it.

    Only explanation is a higher power.

    The universe didnt just pop up out of nowhere,it came from somehwere/someone/something.

    You explained to me that the big bang is backed up by radiation,not where it came from.

    i win...no,Religion wins.

  • @quatroportte You just said that the origins of our universe and existance are "unesplainable, BEYOND our minds", yet you "explained" such by saying "god did it". If what you said about our limitations is true, then you contradicted yourself.

    The truth is, we in fact don't know - for sure - "where we came from"... But scientists have a damn good idea, and it has absolutely nothing to do with "God".

  • @eajoseph217

    So you know for sure its not God because.....oh yeah.because of the Big Bang.Do you ussually circle jerk talk like this?

    What ideea do the scientists have moron? big bang? WHERE DID IT COME FROM?YOU DONT KNOW.NEither do they,after going to 4 yrs of university they become the smartest people in the world right?and you sheeple believe them.

    God made the planet because there are miracles every day,Just because Athiests ignore them,doesnt make them dissapear

  • @eajoseph217

    Please understand that you cannot win this.You base your "belief aka Athiesm" on theories.Enough said.

    Athiests dont believe in God so they dont feel remorse or guilt for what they do.Easy as that.

  • @quatroportte I'm going to call bullshit right there, because Atheists feel remorse and guilt, probably even more-so than religious people. I, myself, am agnostic, so I'm not here to debate about the existence of a God, because no one knows, so it's pointless to talk about.

  • @TheAlexANGST

    Dig deeper, atheism and agnosticism aren't mutually exclusive. At any one point you either are a theist or an atheist, and agnosticism is a separate issue. And if you disagree tell someone else because I'm tired of the definitions debate.

  • @Vire70 Agnosticism can reside within any belief system, as being a way of saying, "I don't believe a God exists, but I acknowledge that I can't truly know for sure", or "I believe a God exists, but I can't truly know for sure". Then again, no one truly knows. My agnosticism is without any sense of belief in an idea pertaining to an afterlife, simply an acknowledgement that truth can be found in many areas of life, but an afterlife or something like it, that's purely a mystery to all.

  • @TheAlexANGST

    Which is why I said dig deeper, because your understanding of agnosticism is just plain wrong. Like most people who call themselves agnostics.

    If you look at the base definitions of the words, the original meanings, agnosticism is the contrary term to gnosticism. It deals with knowledge. It has nothing to do with belief. Theism and Atheism deal with belief.

    Your first quoted saying perfectly describes me - an agnostic atheist, which is at least 95% of the atheist population.

  • @Vire70 Precisely what I mean. Even Richard Dawkins said, out of a scale of 7, he is at a 6.9 in his belief that there is no God, rather than jumping to that absolute certainty. I'm constantly using knowledge and fact to argue against ignorance, and often times, belief is brought to the table in a way where those who believe something are often believing that which we know to not be true, especially on the lines of religious beliefs, but as for religious beliefs, I have none. Never will.

  • Chuck Norris apparently has the power to force Vire70 to pull statistics out of his/her ass ("agnostic atheist, which is at least 95% of the atheist population") and to roundhouse kick TheAlexANGST into the realization that he/she is an antitheist fundamentalist ("as for religious beliefs, I have none. Never will")

  • @quatroportte WOW, how many teeth are you missing? Actually I'm the atheist that feels no remorse or guilt for trashing on simpletons that fabricate what science and theory is. But I don't think you were smart enough to even do that. I think you had to be told what to think by an ass hole in church or a web site that someone had to teach you to go too. You don't know shit so god is your superhero trump card. Sitting on a computer trashing on science. You're a loser. Easy as that.

  • @quatroportte

    The Big Bang was simply a process the universe underwent. A change in state. It does not imply a beginning. Indeed the very question you ask "Who made the universe?" misunderstands the entire point, because we have absolutely zero evidence that the universe ever began.

    Moreover your religious answer explains nothing. It asserts that God made the universe and ignores the problem by special pleading that God is eternal; but this might as well equally apply to the universe itself.

  • @quatroportte (continued)

    The religious would have us believe that the Universe cannot be eternal because of infinite regress, but God can be eternal despite infinite regress being EQUALLY applicable to any God as it is to anything else. It's a fallacy known as special pleading.

    You, like most, have simply bought everything religion has sold you without applying the slightest intellectual thought towards the concepts. Otherwise you would already understand that religion fails at every turn.

  • @quatroportte Dude... really... get a clue.

    Scientific theory = scientific law.

    For example, Newton's laws of motion have bee *REPLACED* with einstein's *theory* of relativity. Newton's laws fail when things get big.

    Theory => accepted scientific *fact*.

    You can claim a scientific theory is wrong, but calling it a guess is just sound coming out of the wrong orifice.

  • @quatroportte Holy shit. You're either trolling or you are absolutely retarded.

  • @quatroportte Jackass... science is not morality. That is called ethics, and families are responsible for teaching their children right and wrong.

    When things like evolution and the big bang are taught in school they are "value judgment free."

    Science is science and it belongs in school. Religion is a personal decision to be made by families and not government. Do you want the president as the head of some national church? The separation of church and state is meant to protect everyone.

  • Doesn't anyone realize he is an actor? He gets paid, just like other actors get paid, to say stuff regardless of their opinion. People think he is a credible person, people will be okay with bible teaching in school because chuck likes it, ya know what I mean? Just media bullshit

  • If Chuck Norris was really that awesome, he would come to my house right now and slam my head on my keyboarddeoapj fye9ojdklhnfr vhclkjdnfilkcn

    LOL JK. Fuck you, Chuck Norris.

  • I'm not sure what else to expect from a "Texas Ranger", but sometimes in comedy we need to generalize. Chuck Norris is highly deluded.

  • I wish Bruce Lee was alive instead...

  • when is something about god or religion makes people angry but think about it do you really know why? look it up in the bible

  • this ruins everything

  • Serious, Carlos?

  • its a evil clone!!!!!!!!!!! omfg

  • Chuck Norris hordes pencils into his bumhole.

  • Pure comedy.

  • Fuck

  • fuck Chuck Norris, Bas Rutten is the real tough guy

  • Only Chuck Norris can ruin "Chuck Norris".

  • Chuck Norris, I will never make a funny joke about you again. You and your unbreakable beard are dead to me.

  • Hey Chuck, fuck you and your collar-less shirt!

  • Hahahahahahahhahaha

  • Chuck Norris is no longer interesting. Fuck off with your stupid mustache.

  • Fuck you Chuck Norris

  • he can tickle my balls with that mustache.

  • Fuck Chuck!