Noooo! I'm lost!

[ALPisinfactaPenName]

I lost my library card.

Then I got a new one. It has a sparkly sticker on it.

I found my old one under the welcome mat in front of my house. Yup.

[TheRuobi]

I lost like...10 times my house keys when i was between the age of 12-15

[TheAlphaGames]

I lost my girlfriend.

She was a woman.

She said only list objects.

yeah. I said it.

[bushna2007]

If I find out where you live you'll be losing your virginity!!

[robcarlos1914]

I lost the game...

[blackzabbathfan]

i lost my DS in june. i got a new one for christmas only to find my old one 2 weeks later

[MarshmallowMadnesss]

While on vacation in Puerto Rico, my wedding ring got sucked off my finger from the current or something in the water I was swimming in. That was pretty devastating. We snorkled around there for an hour or so and gave up trying to kick at random glimerings in the sand at our feet. What a nightmare that was.

[Geffreyy]

I lost my reluctance to post a comment on this video upon viewing the video.

[KhalorBluthand]

I once lost my wallet while drivin home by bike from school... daaamn!

[BroadwayAllstar]

i think the most paniced i've ever been was when i lost my phone for the millionths time. i literally spent hours looking for it, only to find it in my hand.im not kidding, the stupitidy of this act baffled me as well

[callynia2112]

My friend lost her engagement ring, I think she found it though :P

[melissaIvory]

i lost a ring my Father gave me just because, and it was the most treasured thing he ever got for me before he died...

[Shadus13]

ok, i watched dan's video about Pastafarianism. but what exactly does that mean.

[xxrob2k9xx]

No pants :)

[LindseySugarBlossom]

Once, I thought I lost the necklace that my boyfriend made me. I went into the panic mode that you described. Fortunately, I just forgot that he took the necklace to fix it.

[tylermcfar]

i lose my wallet once a month

[nukeakitten]

someone stole my iphone

[binkita007]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i go through the same process but with my keys... and i have a panic attack.

[defxannon]

gotta love your use of low pitch voice haha kinda draws me in.

[WhiteWolf983]

i lost $200+ but then found it about a week later X3

[sk8ur33]

i lost my ipod touch....so i started using my sisters....then i lost hers...

[HenceTheMoment]

68 dollars :( Lol.

[clpolly]

I lost the ring my boyfriend gave me the first christmas we were together. It's both a monetary loss and and a sentimental one. He saved up for months when we were in high school to buy it for me. It was a very beautiful ring and the first he ever gave me.

*gasP* he;s never giving me jewelry again!

*gasp* no engagement ring

*gasp* He'll never marry me! :'(

p.s. I panic when I lose things too

[fatboyfinn]

i left my DS on a rollercoaster, the moment i got off i realised but the carriage had already gone.

[Frejman]

I lost a bag of tabletop roleplaying stuff..

That included all my characters and my friend's characters..

They weren't happy.. but I was the least happy.. because we didn't have backups.

[magictacomangapirate]

...My Pichu plushie...

Don't judge me for having one ">___>

[PadreFan9228]

Girlfriend's ring ._.

[hgielamme]

I lost my baby brother once. Turns out I left him in the car.

[LegacyOfPaper]

Thar we go. Submitted a video response. Accept please. :D

[sporksftw42]

My mother got a pair of earrings for her 13th birthday and once she had me I got them. Well one of them must have fallen in the trash because the other one is missing and I told her and she wasn't really mad because this one time she lost them too but they turned out to be in a cup in the bathroom... I don't think I'll find the one unless I go dumpster diving....

[blueyes315]

haha i used to find stuff for my mom whenever she lost it and one time she was thanking me for finding something and i said "I'm the finder and you're the loser" :P she still finds it funny to this day

[brookiecookiebear]

my old phone. ya its pathetic but true.

[youlosttehgame]

HOLYMOTHERFLIP I just realized. I lost the game -_-"

[sporksftw42]

@youlosttehgame YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

[TheRealMistak3]

@youlosttehgame thanks now i lost the game

[Shortie595]

@youlosttehgame you freaking suck!

[youlosttehgame]

@Shortie595 I'm sorry T_____T

[ChloeSapienza]

@youlosttehgame BLEEAHAHAHAHAEEBLECK :(

[masterking608]

@youlosttehgame DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tehehe jk.... but seriously..... i temporarily hate you for saying that..... I WAS DOING SOOOOO WELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

[TheWorldEndsWithUs]

@youlosttehgame FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[youlosttehgame]

I lost one of every single pair of socks that I own

[jmaz1993]

My best friend! :( Thats why you should be my best friend. Just another reason.

[rifsberjasulta]

I remember losing it. I remember not finding it. I remember being upset about it. I remember really trying to forget that thing ever existed, so it wouldn't bother me so much. I apparently succeeded at that.

[deannejonaslover]

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, and the most valuable thing i've lost would probably be my ipod a few summers ago... i was really upset when that happened :S

[ABookByAnyOtherName]

I've lost my birth certificate, my social secruity card, my time turner, my keys, my books, my backpack, my glasses, my i-pod, everything. I take panic to the next level....I start sweating and my breathing gets shallow and I get shakey and I flip out completely when I loose things. I think the most important thing though was my stuffed huskey....I still haven't found him and I miss him.

[RenatoandEric]

my virginity. had 2 say it:P

[Meritsusa]

I lost 20 fucking dollars. :|

[capsizebeautiful]

What the hell, Danielle? Roger is MY guardian angel. Get your slanderous pantless self off of my bed!

Hate you. :)

<3

[ashjosjd13]

I lost my insanity... O.o

[jaketyja777]

A cell phone (all though I think I lost it but theres a good chance one of my "friends" stole it )

[3ngin321]

you know, VEDA means fare-well in Turkish? :)

[Sparkster83]

I lost my baby blanket when I was little (like 5ish). I was sick and regurgitated on it and my mom said she would wash it.... haven't seen it sense =(

[CodtsQ]

Money Value: A pair of glasses that I got less than a week before. Yeah, I'm THAT good.

Emotional Value: A really small Pikachu toy when I was younger. Never found it. Still sad.

[nathalycarrizox3]

i've lost things from like, my phone. [continuously, that is.] to my ipod [three ipods.] to two right shoes. to hairspray, to earrings, and i lost my gameboy color [it was teal, :D] i paid for half of it with my own money. and i was like 6.

[darkfunkychimp]

I through my Nintendo DS into a French lake. Though I did wade in straight away to go and fetch it, so I suppose it wasn't exactly 'lost'.

I like watching Lost.

[PhillyBlunt6988]

"I'm so bad at losing things." It sounds like you're pretty good at losing things to me lol

[Armogohmafan]

I lost an Algebra Book last year, had to pay $100.00 on top of it.

[MusiccIssLife]

Many years ago, I lost this tiny pretty jewelry stone thing that my brother bought to me in India. It was quite expensive too I think. I loved it and wanted to show it to my friends. And then I dropped it in the ground in between thousands of other rocks on the same size. In the playground outside school that was. I looked for it for maybe one month or so before I gave up, but one day I just sat down on the ground and looked down, there it was right in front of me :D

[grrawrimadinosaur]

there are guardian angels named roger in the fsm faith?

[toplaura14]

i dropped my first ipod in a pond ...i think :(

[mrlovettz]

ME TOO!!

I always!!! lose things...

here's my list... (most importan things)

#1 I lost 3 wallets (with money, ID's etc...)

#2 My keys...

#3 Cellphones

#4 (i actually, wanna be ur BFF but i have to be honest) I lost this necklace with 3

"dijes" "medallas" on it a half of a heart with my ex bbf name, a ring that my first love gave me & an angel my mom gave on a birthday)

& tons of other things i cant even remember....

so yeah!! i'm pretty forgetful D:

[NarrBabe]

Pokemon GOLD

still not found it :(

[staiegal12]

most valuable object i lost was my teddy that i had since i was little, it was in a bag that had two ds's 6 ds games and a whole bunch of other stuff, it was sad, but im always losing stuff.

[moacrew]

I have lost my girlfriend... :(

[me2u2like]

I think you should know that i only found you because of dan brown...and i recently unsubed him (cos he offended me and my entire country) the usual...but you still rock!

[Starryish]

A bracelet off my auntie & uncle.

It was white gold, with a heart shaped charm on it reading

"To Bethan, Sweet 16"

And on the other side it read

"24.12.09" (which was my 16th birthday).

I received this on 24th of December 2009.

And lost it on the 31th of December 2009.

FML...

[Dries2DJM]

roger looks like that guy

[SuperSonicGoku2]

Ironicly, my gameboy advance when I was in 3rd grade. It had 3 of my favorite games. Left it on a plane. Worst part is that it was one that was stopped being made after like 3 months....

[IndiEmmaProductions]

I always lose things in my bag, like i thought i'd lost my passport when i got to the airport in China, and they are strict so i was like nearly crying, then I remembered I put it in my zip section to keep it safe and not lose it. -.-

also, i've lost like money, which has just fallen out of my pocket. Like £10 notes and stuff.

[weesassychick]

ipod touch.... went and bought a new one then found it a week later...

so gutted!

[beltona2]

Most valuable? Gameboy advanced sp! woot!

Actually no that was like special edition so it was like £150.

I was like so devastated...

I was never trusted with anything again till i was like, 12. lol

[RaraShalallie]

My sister lost her Nintendo DS after one full year of begging for it. She got it. Played it for two days and promptly lost it on the third.

[niceness1877]

I don't understand how you can lose things all the time? Aren't important objects resting on your conscience. lol.

No? That's just me who's like that? Oh...

[Metalmandy8]

I lost my cell phone in a garbage can at the smithsonian museum, i left it on my tray of food when i threw it out and facepalmed when i realized and security couldn't get the garbage can unlocked before we had to leave to catch our flight.. because they couldn't find the key... my arm couldn't reach far enough to dig for it and they never did find it to send it back to me :(

[KillaNinja0]

:D oh hello roger...wait...wtf D:

[CodeCraigable]

i lost the game.

[KillaNinja0]

@CodeCraigable seriously dude that is sssoooo totally like comepletlaaa last seeasooaan :P

[CodeCraigable]

@KillaNinja0 seriously dude your a freak.

[Metalmandy8]

@CodeCraigable oh no, now i lost the game too ; ; thanks

[JillBova]

I lost my school ID on the city bus last year and the some other kid took instead of turning it in... I had to pay 20 bucks for a new one

I also have lost my car keys with the buttons on it that unlock the car... they were on the hood of my car but I grabbed a spare key because I didn't know they were there... then I drove away.. and never found them. Awesome!

[MrSpoogermcspooge]

do women count as object (just kidding) :P

[ynkebour]

OMG, i'm just like you, i freak out when i lose even the simplest things. I thought ones that i lost my book i had to read for french and i freaked out, LOL xD, it was just next to my dresser

[jg8z]

Your better than Dan now. :P

[BlackRose3542]

I lost my GBA once. But I spent a month looking for it and I finally found it :'D I also lost all of my school photos from before I was 10 years old.

[SystemOfAGilles]

the Flying Spaghetti Monster....you should slap him, tell him to wake up and make you a sandwich.

[smileatthecows]

i lost my cell phone walking to school

i lost my keys various times

aww,i lost a sock once

it was my favorite sock too:(

[Gecko404]

when i was about 6 i was page boy at my mam and dads wedding and i lost my mams wedding ring :S and we found on my action mans arm

[LaexProductions]

Pokemon Gold...so much time invested...

[yogibear612]

Lost my phone once in the snow when I was like 12. I used to panic and cry and get all worked up but this time I thought "Hey... hey you, man up!" So I stayed calm and didn't cry but I couldn't find it. So I thought I should go home and tell my mum so she could beat me with a lead pipe or something and I started with "Right, now don't get made but I..." then started crying and couldn't finish. She started laughing and took my phone out the cupboard and said some guy brought it back. Phew!

[TheP0rt]

ipod

[BarmyDoogle]

I lost my best friends house keys, and he took the blame from his parents for me cause he knew it was an accident and we searched for them for around an hour or two in the park :( I don't think you'll want to be my best friend Danielle, although maybe we could lose stuff together? That could be fun... ish haha

[TorterraOats]

I lost a yugioh card worth about $100 and I lost my cell phone for a couple MONTHS.

[dravarian26]

anything important (laptop, camera, phone, money, gameboy, necklace) i've ever had has been missing for at least a week. I've found most of them though

[BigCarterB]

The trust in a good friend

[alyssax3kiss]

i dont remember the things i lose, but im kind of glad i dont because then i would get all sad wishing i still had that thing i lost hah

[OOZ662]

I really can't think of anything I've lost. ._. Other than, like, a schmaultzy story about the one I love or somesuch. But...I don't lose objects...I think I lost a toy in Elementary school once...

[MrMasterMeenie]

I lost some of my special fresh Cheese.... :,(

[xkadie999x]

My mobile and my student card - that was not a fun week :P

[oceansurferg]

I lost the glass charm for the necklace I bought with my best friend the weekend before she moved. It was really pretty too =( although I still have the necklace string... Yup

[bigbadmishie]

monetary-my iPod ;(

and I lost my wallet with a whole year worth of life in it-money,bills,notes from my friends,cute pictures,coupons....

[getnhyphy]

I lost my ipod classic once. found out that mom gave it away. she also did this with my ps2 with like 20 games before.

[MUSEequalsMUSIC]

I had this teddybear that I carried EVERYWHERE with me and then when I was about 5 I lost him on a beach, on holiday. My mum got me a new one but I didn't want a new one, I wanted the old one. So I ripped the new one to pieces :D

[alexyuzwa]

I lost my boyfriend's iPod Touch a week after him lending it to me.

(although he hated it and got it for free with his computer so he didn't care.. I was still pissed though)..

and I lost my bank card and my driver's license in the same day so spent a couple of hours paying to get new ones. Grr.

[TheDanc1nghawk]

I lost a knit cap that my great grandmother knitted for me before I was born.........sad day that was.

[FollowingRhinos]

My virginity

[jelmertjuh88]

that picture in the back is from John Mayers As/Is vol. 6 right??

[previnsnaidu1]

i lost my wallet when i was 11, it had over $200 in gift cards, it also had $55 in cash

[alexilot]

ive lost way to many things oh about the dan brown thing me to so how r u

[TheLovelyMarisa]

ughhh.. I lost 80 dlls that I was going to use to pay for a trip to six flags..

how did I loose them?

I was eating lunch at school and had the envelope on one hand and a napkin in the other, I threw the "napkin" into the trash can and put the "envelope" on my pocket, one hour later, I found out that my money had changed places with the napkin and was in the trash can.. I went and looked through the trash.. and I didn´t find it. :S

[notanut02]

I lost my Nintendo DS, complete with mod chip. I was beating myself up for months, until I finally got a new one. I am looking for something different every day, because I have ADD. That's really just an excuse at this point.

[OneOrAnotherFilms]

lost my wallet for the las three months of 2008 and first 3 months of 2009.......turns out it was in a storage bin under the coffee table the whole time...

[DakotaDonaldClark]

I lost my chance at love.

[DakotaDonaldClark]

2:16 Or rather, wouldn't you say, "I am so GOOD at losing things"? :D

[Wuliten]

i cant remember what important thing ive lost, but i know i lost it.... now what was it?

[tjbailey08]

Two weeks ago I lost my class ring during a production I was in.

[JohnNicholasYT]

Did you lose your cute hat? I thought you were gonna wear it every day?

Signed, Your new BFF, John

[VOC771]

I lost the game.

[basschic40]

So I figure you would know better than anyone, is Dan honestly serious about the flying spaghetti monster story he's telling? Honestly? Either way, whether he's being satirical or serious, I think he's set himself up for a lose-lose situation.

If you answer this, your answer will determine whether or not I make a video response. Thanks

[Jeshikun]

I lost my house-key and now I don't have a house-key anymore. So if I get locked out of my house I have to call somebody in my family that does have a key and ask them to come and unlock the door for me. But that doesn't happen much. Recently I also lost my Pokewalker ;(

[chrissykinsx]

I lost my driver's permit for like ... two weeks once. And it is exactly the reason why I no longer switch wallets,

[EndlessDayz0593]

My phone. Don't really have much stuff I can lose. O and my MP3 player

[MetalTimmie]

I once droped my wallet just outside of the metro... but i went in and didnt notice it until the doors closed... :D then i just pulled the emergency break :P

so the metro stoped but the doors didnt open right away.. so i had to w8 for the Metro driver.. he was NOT happy with me :P

But i dont care,, that wallet had all my passes ( school, bank, ID, Driverslicense etc ) so that would have cost me like alot of money :D

Srry for the long story Danielle xD

[PhRiZoN]

Waking up from naps FTW! :D!

[LeeannXLove]

I lost my T4 which i need to do my taxes D=

[hellozainab]

I lost my metropass/gopass (I need two transit passes for my commute)....yeah...it was the beginning of the month.....and they are worth over $300 D:

[Ozzy242]

I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached. *lol*

[hangingwithNadine]

I lose my phone all the time, and like you I panic about it.

[libasaur]

I don't lose things but the one thing I can remember is when I lost my pokemon toy, which was a mew(sp?)

[KonekoD]

I lost a wallet. It had my driver's license, credit cards, a 1g flash drive with documents, pics and notes pertaining to a story idea I had. All lost. I was not as upset as most people would be. I wonder why.

[caal1028a]

When I was 12, after playing baseball for many years, I finally grew out of little league and was awarded a very nice windbreaker jacket. I don't know how, when, or where, but I ended up misplacing it. My parents told me for years how heartbroken they were that I would lose something with so much sentimental value, and I felt awful!

Also, *I* didn't lose this one, but while I was playing baseball and let my little brother borrow my Game Boy, he took it over to the playground. And left it there.

[TheHawkdaddy]

I lost my body, I'm now just a soul leaving comments on youtube.

[stride7860]

@TheHawkdaddy i thought i was the only one

[TheHawkdaddy]

@stride7860

we should start a club, and then find our bodies like AA or something

[PoppinLikePopcorn]

I lost a life.....in Mario Brothera on wii

[Littlebear037]

My iPhone

[pumpkin1pie1merchant]

I lost a solid gold charm bracelet that my grandmother gave me and I still can't find my phone charger.

[superfan890too]

I loose stuff all the time and then find them when i'm not looking for it....well when i was little i had a duel disc toy from yu gi oh that i lost oh and i also lost my ps2 (the fat kind) and then i was really bumed when i lost my transformers....oh and my gameboy and then my pokemon collesuem game....yeah...last thing please be my best friend!

[charlottearnoux]

My tip to not lose things is WKPI (pronounced wuhkpee): Wallet Keys Phone ID. I go through it every time I leave a room.

[ConfusedAngel666]

I lost my cell phone in a different state, I had it one minute, and then viola no cell phone. So yeah, I was tad bit upset.

[IDontDoDrumCovers]

you meen your very good at losing things.

[scenepuppyluv]

i lost the necklace my then-boyfriend gave to me. i lost it the day before i started high school. I was devastated

[Zsmart]

My green Tommy power ranger figure.

[stef9017]

I almost lost this necklace that my boyfriend spent $100 dollars on. I started to cry and I called him crying, asking him if he would break up with me if I didn't find it. (He said no) Then I found it in my jewel box under another necklace. I was then happy again. :)

[fuzzycows7]

Exactly one year ago I lost my favorite hat. It was one of those awesome beanies that has a visor on it, and it was like a security blanket for me. I somehow lost it on my school band trip to Disneyland. I cried forever when I got home and realized it wasn't in my backpack or suitcase.

I still really miss it ;_;

[feddy66]

When I was a little kid I lost my Optimus Primal transformer from Beast Wars. It was crushing. He was totally my favorite. I also lost my gameboy advance SP with my copy of Fire Emblem in it. Fortunately both of them were eventually found in some of the most bizarre places that I never actually went to in my house. I'm positive my parents took them away long term. I can't think of anything super important that I ever lost for good...

[Gtrfrk7]

that pic behind her is a cod mw2 emblem (just sayin)

[Gtrfrk7]

@Gtrfrk7 and i lost uncharted 2 and have never played/ found it

[adamskaviolet]

I lost a 300GB external hard drive once. Songs, pictures, writing, and videos all gone forever. :(

[batsh1tnutz]

you are freaking gorgeous.

in other news, the most valuable thing I lost is this super amazing Eskey red jacket that I bought in Russia. It was really expensive, and I don't really ever ask my mom for expensive things, but I begged her for this jacket. It took FOREVER to get her to agree to it, and I lost it two years later at school. I wore that jacket all the time!

[SakuraHirot87]

In every bit of honesty... I rarely permanently lose things... the one thing I remember "losing" I didn't... someone stole it from me, it was when I tore a ligament in my ankle and my "friend" got my stuff from my locker and the wallet that was inside my purse, inside my backpack, had mysteriously vanished... and my "friend" had taken way too long getting my stuff.

[SakuraHirot87]

@SakuraHirot87 There was a whole $12 and an ID in that wallet...

[ziggy071621]

just put your id in the pants your going to wear the next day.

[Marcelsaccount]

No wallet or purse? : p

[MorganDuckworth]

I lost my iPod :c

[hellolove100]

are you bad at loosing things, or are you amazing at loosing things...perspective BAM

[notyouraveragething]

every morning before school i always manage to lose either my glasses or one of my shoes. i lose my ipod a lot and it sucks when i do. and i know this isn't an object but i lose my hamster a lot. but i always find him....in his tank. great video Danielle. :P

[V00701897]

I lost my iPod once...worst day of my life. :P

[middlekid95]

R u a Christian? (if it's too personal you dont' have to answer)

-Cas

[middlekid95]

So... is Dan Brown a Christian now? I wasn't sure if he was being sarcastic or not... I hope he is =)

[BlessingNBeenz]

Hokusai's "The Great Wave" haha. perfect SCAD backdrop :)

[StingRay809]

I lost my phone, but I found it lol

[L0VEx1901]

Oh, God. Let's see. I daily misplace my cell phone... actually, I have no clue where it is right now x_x. I lost my permit completely a couple of months ago. Once, I misplaced my LAPTOP. Even though I never, ever leave the house with it. I don't really lose things like, for good. Just long-term misplacement... of everything I own... ever...

[Zeldax3]

You should get a lanyard for your ID :)

[Jainatina]

I lost the necklace that my dad gave me on my 16th birthday. It was my first real piece of gold jewelry. It was lost for over 2 years. I finally found it in the pocket of one of my really old jackets that had been hanging in the closet. *facepalm*

[xXfrownyguyXx]

the tea party is the best

[abc123d4]

My virginity. Zing!

...Actually, that's a lie. :-/

[cortie14]

my cell phone :(

[SimpleShorts]

Do you mean that u support Dan is his hilarious joke? also i lost a cup that i never found

[Bramblewhiskerjj]

I lost the game....

[KenzythePeach]

Haha I CONSTANTLY lose things. Always.

I've lost a phone, 2 i-pods, 1 nintendo, a really expensive engraved necklace from my sister... Lots of things.

But the worst thing I ever have lots in my life is this:

A new wallet with 500 dollars in cash in it, and 100 dollars worth of gift cards. The wallett also contained the gold coin collection I've kept since I received them from the tooth fairy. That sucked horribly.

[LetzShake332]

speaking of losing game boy advances, me and my brother lost ours and my dad was threatening to not have us eat anymore! Holy crap we were panicing and my brother suddenly grew hungry of course :P