EXXXCLUSIVE PETRILUDE AND SOUNDLYAWAKE

[GBSightings17]

Ooh, Colby is so adorable!!!! ♥♥♥♥

[nhandi93]

the best part was the irony of the fortune cookies

[AlexSterring]

Huh hhhuuuuh, I tought they were kidding at first, and like in the last part of the video they would show that they had fun or something. But no? WTF O.o

[NorthernElumination]

"I love you"

"I think I'm gonna the chicken sandwish"

Nice rejection :)

[chloeholt12345]

"I love you"............."I think I'm gonna get the all American chicken sandwich" ahahah! didn't even notice.

[ashleyhasOJD]

3:32 of awkward

[Oniyxeclipse]

I HOPE YOU TIPPED 20%! HAHAHA *sigh*

[party6panda]

this whole thing seems very uncomfortable lol

[NorthernElumination]

@party6panda I know right?

[nekal11]

uuhhhhhhhh what is the point of this vid . that guy got dissed when he said i love you....she just ignored it and started talking about crispy chicken hahaha

[Oniyxeclipse]

@nekal11 chrispy chicken is very tasty.

[AccordingToWillow]

If reincarnation is real, that dog must have done no wrong in its past life.

[AshlenTheGreat]

I'm pretty sure the point of this was for them to be boring. xD

[shadikkable]

"I love you.." ahh u know the rest. Anyways lmao @that!! LOLOLOL

[maakeupbycaitlinbc]

"I love you." "I think i'm going to get the all-american chicken sandwhich."

[SJBLOOD408]

haha how sad! when nick was like "i love you" and justine ignores it and talks about food! lol

[shmaderton]

How beautiful.

[HelloSexKitten]

you guys seemed really pissed off...

[ChunxJunx]

do you all live together

[gruntwifey]

I can feed you!

[oysterinbread]

nick has a big butt

[dedrickpatsmart]

why voypics?

[Kishwick]

nick & josh are my 2 favorite people evar

[bongchoof]

yay josh and soundly!

[Vahriotee]

soundlyawake"s gay?

[Uhthenuh]

And the earth isn't flat?!?!

[skibiskit]

WHERE CAN I SEND FLOWERS??

[cherilyndria]

you need to do the erotc fortune cookies, decide on a phrase b4 opening, then read ur cookie and add the phrase, so um, last one we did was "while naked on the buffet line" urs was "there are many unexpected and thrilling surprises in store for you while naked on the buffet line, isnt that much more fun?

btw the others would be "b4 u can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness while naked on the buffet line" and "sometime even love shows a rerun while naked on the buffet line"

[Pixeldoodle]

so like, what are your hopes and dreams? my dream is to meet you. Yup, not a stalker at all.

[QuietCannon]

The cube only made feral, evil transformers...So that guy f*cked up, lol. Unless he means you make him angry...

[deirochimaru25]

Jpmetz people need to stop trying to kiss your ass with all this comments. We all know your PERFECT!

[urblackcloud]

you guys seem bored of each other

[pentatonia]

it's because they can't handle how awesome they all are.

[Mokambigai]

@urblackcloud it's supposed to be like that lol...the title's all exciting..n the video's dull...its hard to explain..lol..but the undertone of the video is clear..:)

[ParkParks93]

Get your coat love...you've pulled ;)

THAT'S HOW IT GOES DOWN IN NORTHERN IRELAND! ;)

[xxTRAVIS]

dearest justine,

you are a red, red rose.

and i am a little thorny.

:)

xoxo

micah

[Elksownkthx]

I just farted.

[antybobanty]

@Elksownkthx I think I just farted. =D

[crazylatingirl94]

i've never seen such a talent.

you are now my hero.

[xmattmac]

I approve of this.

[nuvezita]

I was expecting something more eXXXclusive

[Enigmareigns]

I have that movie The Craft.

[awoz]

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

[awoz]

if you were a flower....i would pick you!

[ihatearmaan]

I want you.

So bad.

[pinkray1745]

When I see you, my heart jumps like a flying frog!

[OneTwoTeeHee]

hahaha that last comment made my cheeks hurt so much :') the one by autumnriot

[julianaishere]

Get new friends.

[soundlyawake]

juliana: I agree.

[jsmith20045]

yay you used my kiss ass comment :)

[sploozy]

what the fuck?

[htaykris]

hey don't you meatheads know you're supposed to utter the words "in bed" after revealing your chinese cookie fortunes?? blasphemers!

[myfairyoshi]

LOL!

[melikeyyeah]

Y'all look fabooluhs.

[bummedoutforlife]

i never knew perfection until i saw you

[awoz]

you smell like gravy, and i like gravy, i must like you

[omgeisha]

if i had a garden i'd put your tulips and my tulips together, justine.

[cristinapham]

Are you wearing space pants baby? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

[carly032685]

FRIDAYS YES!

[StevinSto]

LOL YOU ARE EFFIN AWESOME!

[killacamerine]

face period... <3 you

[ENERGYx1337]

I love your beautiful face, especially when you put makeup on it. Actually, to hell with it, because I just love your face period.

[cromartiedropout1]

Lol it felt like you were third-wheeling on a date there.

[Pixeldoodle]

petrilude makes me hungry i really dont know why though

[LifeofLena]

"i haven't had time to record something, so oh well." LOL luv it! :)

[looovee09]

If you ended the fortune cookie with in bed dammn youre a lucky girl

[kittycutelove]

i hateee YOUUU !!!

[LisaTwamley08]

I think I was at the Irish place..

[101Chik101]

that , was thrilling.

[rockybarragan]

you're supposed to read the fortune cookies ending with "in bed"! ugh...don't you know anything?!!!

now i'm craving chinese food.

[espedragonluvr]

or you can also end it with "in the nude" lol they're both good :)

[woohoo04]

exclusive the frig

[KATEyadigg]

your pretty face makes me wanna shit rainbows:)<3 no really....

[scottishrosette]

That place looked like a King Buffet.... delish!

[koko8300]

you're so darn sweet I got diabetes from watching you videos!

[emmynikki]

You're so amazing. You know just what to say.

[GraceWithTheBass]

THAT WAS SOME EXCLUSIVE ASS SHIT!

[shawtastically]

i love these real life vids <3

[bunnyshooz]

I love your videos so much. Their existence makes the world a hilarious place. It's like that scene in Star Trek, where all of the red matter spills out of Spock's tiny spaceship and creates a huge black hole that almost sucks the good guys into an alternate universe with the uber bad guys, except this is way more awesome and not in outer space.

[Latina898989]

hahahaa omg ur such a geek !!! :P

[bbyd0ll1]

You make my days better. :D

[kramml]

TEACH ME HOW TO BE YOU

[robertlovestwilight]

so awkward...

[lolalaurentina]

You're teeth are whiter than Josh's.

[cigarguy66]

Nick is a good looking man....props to you Queen of YouTube for capturing both these guys..lol re: the I love you bit and you placing an order..

[immortalfishy]

Love love....mother fucking love....

[lethallissa113]

you are the most beautiful and talented woman in the entire world. : )

[Socksess]

You're more than just a youtuber. You're my ray of hope that keeps me going through the dark dark days. You're an isperation.

[oxBeatlesxo]

"I love you"

"I think I want a crispy chicken sandwhich"

LMFAO. Love you Justine :)

[munchkinoodle]

LOL

is it just me, or did anyone else think that this video was kinda awkward?

hahahahaha :)

[iSpaRkLeSuGaR]

i second that notion! lol

[shov3itasid3]

Haha, was that investment opportunity from the movie 'I love you man'

If so... ... I laughed.

If not... I bow my head in shame.

hahah.

[hollisterluv223]

justine, your a beautiful person inside and out. and dont worry, take your time to make videos, you have an exsiting life:)

[bubblegum404]

i love crispy chicken sandwiches and i ALSO love you.

[person71591]

gosh those guys seem so boring

[davidluv4]

I enjoyed the fact that you totally burned soundlyawake when he said "i love you" to you. I sense some hostility...typical Justine. ;)

[nighthawknina86]

every moment with justine is a happy ending

[softlips09]

Did you ever hear that you are supposed to read your fortune cookie and then add "in bed" at the end. It's kid of fun and would have worked on all three of the fortunes you read.

[iamandge]

italian place gives out fortune cookies ? O_o

[ilovesteve7]

hes all i love you and you total ignored him lol poor guy

[WhoaJoanna]

justine is all the love in my heart, im pretty positive shes the burn too.

[candycane19]

last kiss my ass comment time =AMAZING lol

[allyhally101]

I like your face.

[sublimebones]

i would go lez for you!

[cassidylaynee]

Justine, you are the wind beneath my wings.

[Jamez9481]

lmao im subscribed to both of them :P

[ThePockyMonster]

that last comment was a DesandNate reference. I squealed.

[knoxak]

"I love you"

"I think i'm gonna get the all american chicken sandwich..."

LOVE that shiz. Cracked me the hell up.

[Babiboyitsleelee]

You make my heart lift with laughter

I want to lick you<3

[krisisnkaos]

why is josh so damn quiet in all the vids of his visits?

[RJAlover222]

i want to grow up and be you;]

[iggybop66]

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

[sexysweetfairy]

does that include a happy ending or...was I special...? :\

[TapiocaPud]

I like watching Nick eat.

[peacelove18454]

you look terrific!

[dombrowskichris]

2:56 My favorite moment on youtube of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jesbearx0]

your so beautiful you make me want to have premature babies

[itsALIXbitches]

You are the coolest person in the world!

[vladssin]

You have hot looking friends. I need some hot looking friends like that to hang with.

[k213389]

that puppy looks exactly like mine!

[marmaladexskies]

now we all know nick leaves his door unlocked.good for us.

[bubbles9871]

I like it when you give hugs :] There nice.. and ya.

[lilcrazy09]

"I love you"

"I think Im gonna get the all american chicken sandwhich..."

lol!

I miss trash and treasure :( XD.

[omgshoesbetchdeck]

omg! i go to that fridays all the time!!! lol

[modoggie10]

The cross country team at my school just had an 8-mile run for M.S. I donated... thinking of you!

[jamiexdoll]

thats a nice pair of legs. what time do they open?

[ibelongtothesea]

your hair smells good.

[FAWKu23]

YOU make my scrotum tingle...

[BuffyunaTV]

Anybody else miss when the comments were about the actual video?

[tatyrules12]

Omg! Is the movie Nick had "The Craft"?

If so, I am obsessed with that movie for some strange reason

[beautynewbie]

HAHAH! This was like a melodramarealitytvad.... lol! yeah...

[aedan101]

your skin is like the hope diamond, flawless

[JacobBobbie]

if i had to chose between you and a crispy chicken sandwich.... id pick you

[WangBangGong]

Do you believe in love at first sight, so should I walk by again?

[christeeezy]

do you have a bandaid? i need it for the knee i just scraped while falling for you......baby.

[InsaneSouthAsian]

Your comment is amazing.

[fauxjoy]

I don't know why but I burst out laughing when you read your fortune.

[poppyfantastic]

OMFGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! that was so boring

[celine2010]

That was great!

[RayneyNight]

Wow! How tall is Josh? He looks so petite next to Nick!

[joewspanky]

OH!!! You left his "LOVE YOU" hanging out there in space, that must have been a really good chicken sandwich <3 <3 <3

[0MariiJane0]

yumm!! Fridays!! =)

[johnnyvlogs]

you are the crispy chicken sandwich of my heart.

[KUAXAM]

You have the most beautiful face bone structure of all human beings ever.

[Jacksgirl29]

I love all of you :)

[ZMoulton]

That was still cool

[alyssax3kiss]

your laziness to make videos makes you human, & i think thats beautiful

[alyssax3kiss]

sometimes i feel like a crispy chicken sandwich too...

[stickybattery94]

why am i watching this?

[greentrutles]

soooo josh comes to NJ to see yall kinda often... josh and nicky? they hooking up or something? lol :)

[SomeTipsForLife]

they're totally hooking up, this one night they were over my house for a little alcohol party and they slept in the room next to me and GEEEEZ were they loud, all damn night screaming like a couple of horned up hyena banshees!

[jkimisyellow]

omg. nicky's so attractive when chewing.

i would let him chew my pet llama any time.

--jkim

[gnomeofprincess]

You have to add "in bed" at the end of each fortune. It is so much better that way!

[kyuubified]

This made me hungry

:c

[opaqueheart09]

Bend over Justine, below and above my comment are a lot of ass kissing comments. Enjoy!

; p

[iPanic96]

You just said that cuz u want to be on that YouTube comment time.

[MakeUpHawg]

your face, its like a rainbow

[ogre11rugby]

A rare miss!!!!!  By the way do you have any strait friends?

[VioletSkies143]

hahahaha i just love you all.

[MetteLine80]

WOW you guys are undetainable!!!! (if thats a word)

[Saralalalalove]

Summertime

wintertime

spring and autumn too

seasons will never change

the way that I love you.

<3

[eyeballgoop]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together !

[narcisticthinker]

whats with the xtra xxxs ?

[papashayyy]

This video made me feel uncomfortable..

[crakhoBITCH]

LMAO

this video soo damn awkward, no awkward goat required :)

[annazraf]

video fail..

[vC8H10N4O2]

LOL @AutumnRiot!

[princessannikki]

your soul is beautiful like a rainbow. <3

[julieswahn]

I dream of coming back in my next life as Petrilude. (LOL re the "Yeah, I can only see your teeth" comment)

[ert69]

Geesh who died?

[Enigmareigns]

Something is different with everybody in this.

[Katekazoo]

your dazzaling smile is like a ray of sunshine in the dark

[mchavarria91]

When you're gone, it's like you've died and you don't even exist anymore, thus making my heart as sad as a fart with no butthole. But the moment you return from the dead, you just make me wanna frolic through a field of wheat and you become the sunshine of my life once more. Thank you my precious angel, thank you

[qtslim83]

jpmetz...That is the voice of an angel! I can't even make eye contact with you right now...your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus!!!

:0)

[knzay]

yeah, but when do they fuck?

[mcrfreek89]

You brighten up my day more than the All American Chicken Sandwich....Crispy Selection.

[petrilude]

my ass looks fabulous in those red pants. i should wear them every day.

[TarotLadyLissa]

It really did look fab!

[Katekazoo]

i agree :))